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Feuer Frei!
02-08-11, 08:35 PM
and jumped happily from
Reece
02-09-11, 12:35 AM
TarJak onto Herr-Berbunch to
Feuer Frei!
02-09-11, 12:36 AM
gleefully nibble on his
Reece
02-09-11, 03:21 AM
toe jam, this infuriated
Feuer Frei!
02-09-11, 03:52 AM
the man beyond all
Herr-Berbunch
02-09-11, 06:03 AM
dealings with this thread
Feuer Frei!
02-09-11, 06:18 AM
. The thread was worse off
Herr-Berbunch
02-09-11, 06:20 AM
after the women departed
Feuer Frei!
02-09-11, 06:21 AM
but Reece decided to
Herr-Berbunch
02-09-11, 06:42 AM
dance naked around TarJak



:doh:
Feuer Frei!
02-09-11, 06:44 AM
. TarJak enjoyed this immensly
Herr-Berbunch
02-09-11, 06:55 AM
and soon danced too
Feuer Frei!
02-09-11, 07:01 AM
in rhythm with Reece
TarJak
02-09-11, 07:21 AM
arousing the subsim crew
Reece
02-09-11, 07:36 AM
, then Feuer Frei! joined in
Herr-Berbunch
02-09-11, 07:43 AM
but Herr-Berbunch went home.
Feuer Frei!
02-09-11, 08:29 AM
Herr-Berbunch had second thoughts
Reece
02-09-11, 08:35 AM
returning in a tutu
Feuer Frei!
02-09-11, 08:37 AM
which made for a
Reece
02-09-11, 08:38 AM
bigger scene of all
Feuer Frei!
02-09-11, 09:20 AM
. The crowd went wild
Herr-Berbunch
02-09-11, 09:41 AM
wanting him to sing
nikimcbee
02-09-11, 11:13 AM
Dancing Queen, by ABBA:woot::yeah:
Feuer Frei!
02-09-11, 11:18 AM
but he only murmured
nikimcbee
02-09-11, 11:24 AM
"Not gunna get us"
Feuer Frei!
02-09-11, 11:36 AM
. The crowd threw eggs
Jimbuna
02-09-11, 11:52 AM
and buckets of slime
Herr-Berbunch
02-09-11, 12:06 PM
which instead hit Reece
Rockstar
02-09-11, 01:37 PM
who immediately gobbled up
Jimbuna
02-09-11, 03:37 PM
who immediately gobbled up

the last remaining worm
Rockstar
02-09-11, 04:01 PM
Jealous Vendor retaliated by
Jimbuna
02-09-11, 04:57 PM
decapitating his penile worm
Reece
02-09-11, 06:40 PM
that Herr-Berbunch gobbled up
Feuer Frei!
02-09-11, 10:24 PM
. Herr-Berbunch enjoyed the worm
Reece
02-09-11, 11:05 PM
so much that he
Rockstar
02-09-11, 11:30 PM
went trolling for more
Reece
02-10-11, 12:23 AM
, success! he found a
Feuer Frei!
02-10-11, 03:24 AM
whole bunch of them
Reece
02-10-11, 03:56 AM
... chew! slurp! gobble! BURP!
Feuer Frei!
02-10-11, 04:00 AM
He wiped his mouth
Jimbuna
02-10-11, 05:36 AM
using Reece worn underwear
Feuer Frei!
02-10-11, 05:47 AM
, the underwear did its job
Herr-Berbunch
02-10-11, 05:57 AM
of keeping in all
Reece
02-10-11, 06:17 AM
the yummy worm juices
Feuer Frei!
02-10-11, 07:25 AM
lining the seams nicely
Jimbuna
02-10-11, 07:28 AM
with a cheesy substance
Reece
02-10-11, 07:37 AM
scraped from Jim's feet
Feuer Frei!
02-10-11, 07:41 AM
. The substance favoured Herr-Berbunch
Jimbuna
02-10-11, 08:21 AM
with its putrid stench
Herr-Berbunch
02-10-11, 08:23 AM
and light green hue
Jimbuna
02-10-11, 08:54 AM
showing everyone the way
Feuer Frei!
02-10-11, 09:47 AM
to Herr-Berbunch's dug-out which
Rockstar
02-10-11, 10:56 AM
houses a herd of
Feuer Frei!
02-10-11, 11:01 AM
flea-ridden ant-eaters who were
Herr-Berbunch
02-10-11, 12:35 PM
hell bent on causing
Reece
02-10-11, 07:19 PM
damage to Jims private
nikimcbee
02-10-11, 08:16 PM
nerf herder collection. The
Reece
02-10-11, 10:12 PM
Mcbee collection consists of
Rockstar
02-10-11, 10:58 PM
samples stolen from Reece's
Herr-Berbunch
02-11-11, 03:10 AM
visit to the 'clinic'
Reece
02-11-11, 03:46 AM
donating top quality specimens
Herr-Berbunch
02-11-11, 06:09 AM
of sexually transmitted diseases. :yeah:
Reece
02-11-11, 07:16 AM
Herr-Berbunch, the disease originator,
Feuer Frei!
02-11-11, 08:32 AM
shrugged off the accusations
Reece
02-11-11, 08:43 AM
though tests were positive!
Feuer Frei!
02-11-11, 08:44 AM
Herr-Berbunch was mistified now
Reece
02-11-11, 08:48 AM
but accepts the results.
Feuer Frei!
02-11-11, 08:51 AM
The condition was chronic
Reece
02-11-11, 08:58 AM
causing swollen pus heads
Feuer Frei!
02-11-11, 09:09 AM
to burst and hit
Gerald
02-11-11, 09:16 AM
Feuer Frei in his scrotum
Feuer Frei!
02-11-11, 09:23 AM
. No harm was done
Gerald
02-11-11, 09:32 AM
damn, did it hurt!
Herr-Berbunch
02-11-11, 09:40 AM
Suddenly Reece woke up
Feuer Frei!
02-11-11, 09:44 AM
with a painful exterior
Gerald
02-11-11, 09:44 AM
and missing ass,and
Sammi79
02-11-11, 10:05 AM
said loudly "Where's my...
Feuer Frei!
02-11-11, 10:14 AM
copy of Total War?
Herr-Berbunch
02-11-11, 10:20 AM
Then, seeing his boyfriend
Feuer Frei!
02-11-11, 11:41 AM
burning the book, he
Herr-Berbunch
02-11-11, 11:45 AM
got down on knees
Feuer Frei!
02-11-11, 11:50 AM
and prayed for forgiveness
Jimbuna
02-11-11, 11:51 AM
from the wild boar
Herr-Berbunch
02-11-11, 11:54 AM
for the humiliating act
Feuer Frei!
02-11-11, 12:18 PM
of defiling the sacred
nikimcbee
02-11-11, 12:29 PM
Toon Army pre-game ritual.
Jimbuna
02-11-11, 12:49 PM
Eat all Mackems raw
Reece
02-11-11, 08:31 PM
meat, then for desert
Gerald
02-11-11, 08:35 PM
,girl with a fantasy
Reece
02-11-11, 08:59 PM
and face like bus!!
Rockstar
02-11-11, 11:32 PM
Vendor da' mack daddy
Reece
02-11-11, 11:57 PM
obliges taking the girl
Feuer Frei!
02-12-11, 12:48 AM
out for take-away when
Reece
02-12-11, 01:42 AM
she puckered up for
Jimbuna
02-12-11, 06:27 AM
a dose of crabs
Gerald
02-12-11, 07:22 AM
Crabs move sideways Reece
Jimbuna
02-12-11, 07:30 AM
can crawl under doors
Feuer Frei!
02-12-11, 07:33 AM
and jump out at
Reece
02-12-11, 08:00 AM
unsuspecting victims feet to
Jimbuna
02-12-11, 08:27 AM
suck their big toes
Feuer Frei!
02-12-11, 08:31 AM
. The word in town
Reece
02-12-11, 08:49 AM
is that Vendor has
Feuer Frei!
02-12-11, 08:52 AM
a bad case of
Reece
02-12-11, 09:00 AM
verbal diarrhea, the cure
Jimbuna
02-12-11, 09:09 AM
is in a bottle
Feuer Frei!
02-12-11, 09:15 AM
which is stored in
Gerald
02-12-11, 09:33 AM
Jim's drinks cabinet in
Feuer Frei!
02-12-11, 09:52 AM
a box, coloured pink.
Rockstar
02-12-11, 10:33 AM
He takes a drink
Gerald
02-12-11, 04:55 PM
with Jim and Rockstar
Herr-Berbunch
02-13-11, 03:27 AM
whilst the Barman's not
Reece
02-13-11, 06:41 AM
all there, but that's
Feuer Frei!
02-13-11, 07:23 AM
just the normal situation
Gerald
02-13-11, 08:20 AM
,Reece closed the bar
Reece
02-13-11, 08:25 AM
then walked to the
Feuer Frei!
02-13-11, 08:54 AM
outhouse and was amazed
Gerald
02-13-11, 08:57 AM
,a kangaroo hug him :o
Feuer Frei!
02-13-11, 09:17 AM
Reece hugged the Roo
Rockstar
02-13-11, 10:22 AM
making Vendor extremely jealous :stare:
Feuer Frei!
02-13-11, 10:23 AM
. Vendor decided to make
Rockstar
02-13-11, 10:28 AM
Reece give up his
Gerald
02-13-11, 10:29 AM
Roo, to Rockstar,finally!
Feuer Frei!
02-13-11, 10:34 AM
The Roo hopped away
nikimcbee
02-13-11, 11:16 AM
But winnie the pooh
Jimbuna
02-13-11, 01:40 PM
was also hopping mad
Rockstar
02-13-11, 02:01 PM
when Tigger ate Piglet
Jimbuna
02-13-11, 03:10 PM
with a nice salad
nikimcbee
02-13-11, 04:44 PM
wearing Jim's new shirt.:har:
Jimbuna
02-13-11, 04:50 PM
which was obviously invisible
Gerald
02-13-11, 04:54 PM
Who dresses this guy?
nikimcbee
02-13-11, 05:11 PM
Bacon and crisps covered
Reece
02-13-11, 06:26 PM
his newly donned clothes
Jimbuna
02-13-11, 06:29 PM
made by saville row
Reece
02-13-11, 07:50 PM
, falling to his knees
Rockstar
02-13-11, 08:02 PM
he cried in pain
Reece
02-13-11, 08:33 PM
cursing because he saw
Jimbuna
02-14-11, 03:55 AM
one leg was missing
Reece
02-14-11, 04:53 AM
, but after a prosthesis
Feuer Frei!
02-14-11, 08:05 AM
all was well again
Herr-Berbunch
02-14-11, 08:10 AM
apart from surplus shoes
Reece
02-14-11, 08:16 AM
, he obtained a cane
Feuer Frei!
02-14-11, 09:03 AM
and a bowtie for
Herr-Berbunch
02-14-11, 09:29 AM
spinning around and squirting
Rockstar
02-14-11, 09:42 AM
hot sauce on tamales
Jimbuna
02-14-11, 01:30 PM
with a water pistol
Rockstar
02-14-11, 02:23 PM
does not make sense
Jimbuna
02-14-11, 03:47 PM
for all those senseless
Gerald
02-14-11, 04:43 PM
Stop those new senseless!
Rockstar
02-14-11, 04:52 PM
:har: Yes, stop new senseless
Jimbuna
02-14-11, 06:07 PM
'senseless' being the word
Reece
02-14-11, 06:12 PM
that is most sensible
Gerald
02-14-11, 06:16 PM
,there are five sensitive
Reece
02-14-11, 06:36 PM
spots on the body
Gerald
02-15-11, 03:43 AM
.No more guessing now :yep:
Reece
02-15-11, 04:09 AM
one is between the
Gerald
02-15-11, 04:17 AM
leg,the others are
Reece
02-15-11, 04:24 AM
close, just a little
Gerald
02-15-11, 04:39 AM
closer,even when it
Jimbuna
02-15-11, 04:52 AM
doesn't work any more
Rockstar
02-15-11, 07:14 AM
you can inflate it
Reece
02-15-11, 07:21 AM
then ride it for
Feuer Frei!
02-15-11, 07:29 AM
all it is worth!
Reece
02-15-11, 07:41 AM
Whee!! Yippee!! "BANG"... poo!!
Feuer Frei!
02-15-11, 07:48 AM
The crowd gathered to
Gerald
02-15-11, 08:06 AM
meet Jim and Toon
Feuer Frei!
02-15-11, 08:07 AM
who were currently engaged
Reece
02-15-11, 08:25 AM
patching the inflatable doll
Gerald
02-15-11, 08:30 AM
Get a raft patch
Feuer Frei!
02-15-11, 08:31 AM
which was pink and
Reece
02-15-11, 08:36 AM
worked a treat! Later
Feuer Frei!
02-15-11, 08:44 AM
on the 2 SUBSIM members (the 2 is a number, i cheated
:O:)
Jimbuna
02-15-11, 08:52 AM
worked a treat! Later

Vendor started speed posting
Gerald
02-15-11, 08:59 AM
Jim, drink in nervous
Jimbuna
02-15-11, 09:23 AM
system can be serious
Feuer Frei!
02-15-11, 09:48 AM
business for any drinker
Herr-Berbunch
02-15-11, 10:39 AM
especially Irn Bru, because
nikimcbee
02-15-11, 11:45 AM
koolaid is too expensive
Herr-Berbunch
02-15-11, 11:51 AM
to drink at weddings
Feuer Frei!
02-15-11, 11:56 AM
. The drink of choice
Gerald
02-15-11, 12:50 PM
Alcoholic or Non-Alcoholic....
Feuer Frei!
02-15-11, 01:03 PM
was dispensed by the
Gerald
02-15-11, 01:09 PM
antimicrobials without prescription in
Feuer Frei!
02-15-11, 01:13 PM
the most bizarre fashion
Jimbuna
02-15-11, 02:03 PM
show on the planet
Feuer Frei!
02-15-11, 03:21 PM
. The content of the
Jimbuna
02-15-11, 03:26 PM
book was in braille
Reece
02-15-11, 06:59 PM
and the pictures were
Jimbuna
02-15-11, 07:46 PM
even better than expected
Reece
02-15-11, 08:37 PM
so lifelike that you
Feuer Frei!
02-15-11, 08:42 PM
felt like you were
Reece
02-15-11, 10:01 PM
able to reach in
Feuer Frei!
02-15-11, 11:56 PM
and grasp the whole
Reece
02-16-11, 12:17 AM
2 hands worth of
Feuer Frei!
02-16-11, 02:19 AM
SUBSIM game manuals that
Jimbuna
02-16-11, 03:45 AM
Vendor simply couldn't comprehend
Reece
02-16-11, 04:52 AM
as an IQ of
Feuer Frei!
02-16-11, 06:38 AM
such proportions would not
Reece
02-16-11, 07:18 AM
allow him to compete
Herr-Berbunch
02-16-11, 07:37 AM
in London 2012, without
Feuer Frei!
02-16-11, 07:50 AM
winning the shotput event
Reece
02-16-11, 07:52 AM
however it fell on
Herr-Berbunch
02-16-11, 07:52 AM
deaf ears, as nobody
Feuer Frei!
02-16-11, 07:55 AM
thought he could win.
Herr-Berbunch
02-16-11, 08:09 AM
In the 100 metres
Reece
02-16-11, 08:32 AM
long stretch limo the
Feuer Frei!
02-16-11, 08:37 AM
driver told Vendor to
Reece
02-16-11, 08:39 AM
wash it!! He was
Herr-Berbunch
02-16-11, 08:52 AM
rubbing it furiously with
Feuer Frei!
02-16-11, 08:55 AM
2 60-grade sandpaper sheets
Herr-Berbunch
02-16-11, 09:01 AM
when sparks flew, and
Feuer Frei!
02-16-11, 09:21 AM
all of a sudden
Herr-Berbunch
02-16-11, 09:57 AM
the upholstery caught fire
Feuer Frei!
02-16-11, 10:24 AM
. The flames singed the
Herr-Berbunch
02-16-11, 10:32 AM
gimp mask Vendor wore
Feuer Frei!
02-16-11, 10:38 AM
and the flames were
Herr-Berbunch
02-16-11, 10:47 AM
expanding the gag-ball until
Gerald
02-16-11, 11:21 AM
Herr-Berbunch,take it!
Herr-Berbunch
02-16-11, 12:01 PM
away to be repaired
Jimbuna
02-16-11, 12:44 PM
by the village idiot
Herr-Berbunch
02-16-11, 12:47 PM
by the unicorn stand
Jimbuna
02-16-11, 01:11 PM
in the back alley
nikimcbee
02-16-11, 02:29 PM
Where Thomas and Percy
Jimbuna
02-16-11, 03:12 PM
were blowing Gabriels horn
Reece
02-16-11, 08:09 PM
when finally they got
Feuer Frei!
02-16-11, 09:16 PM
a hold of the
Reece
02-16-11, 10:04 PM
driver known as Herr-Berbunch
Rockstar
02-16-11, 10:34 PM
who took them behind
Feuer Frei!
02-17-11, 12:53 AM
the ferris wheel they
Jimbuna
02-17-11, 05:19 AM
were expected to drive
Feuer Frei!
02-17-11, 06:48 AM
around the corner and
Reece
02-17-11, 07:14 AM
pick up some chicks
Jimbuna
02-17-11, 07:39 AM
from great uncle Dicks
Reece
02-17-11, 08:27 AM
slaughter house, then we
Jimbuna
02-17-11, 08:48 AM
went searching for some
Feuer Frei!
02-17-11, 08:51 AM
local gourmet treats which
Herr-Berbunch
02-17-11, 08:51 AM
included doner kebab and
Feuer Frei!
02-17-11, 08:56 AM
sheep's brain soup that
Herr-Berbunch
02-17-11, 08:59 AM
Jim loves so much
Feuer Frei!
02-17-11, 09:02 AM
. He devoured it so
Herr-Berbunch
02-17-11, 09:04 AM
quickly before TarJak could
Feuer Frei!
02-17-11, 09:12 AM
get his spoon in
Jimbuna
02-17-11, 09:15 AM
the nuns frilly underwear
Feuer Frei!
02-17-11, 09:20 AM
. The nun disappeared quickly
Herr-Berbunch
02-17-11, 09:27 AM
before returning with more
Feuer Frei!
02-17-11, 09:28 AM
sheeps' brain for Jim
Herr-Berbunch
02-17-11, 09:31 AM
and some watered down
Feuer Frei!
02-17-11, 09:48 AM
moonshine which was very
Jimbuna
02-17-11, 10:12 AM
similar tasting to petrol
Herr-Berbunch
02-17-11, 11:11 AM
and cider mixed with
Rockstar
02-17-11, 12:07 PM
stagnate sewer water infested