The Four Word Story Game

[Jimbuna]

to fit something miniscule

[Eichhörnchen]

but still big enough

[Jimbuna]

to feel pity for

[BossMark]

the mackems who were

[Eichhörnchen]

never going to manage

[Tango589]

a successful football team

[Jimbuna]

after that cricket score

[jacobston]

was infested by insects

[Eichhörnchen]

(but they weren't crickets)

[Jimbuna]

nor were they trolls

[Eichhörnchen]

but they looked like

[u crank]

they knew something. Unfortunately

[jacobston]

Jim had bad gas

[u crank]

that required the HazMat

[Eichhörnchen]

(all that flaming pizza)

[u crank]

to run for cover

[Tango589]

before the inevitable explosion

[jacobston]

scattered pepperonis for miles

[Eichhörnchen]

and flung hot cheese

[jacobston]

(deliciously, yet terrifyingly) everywhere

[Eichhörnchen]

but because this happened

[Jimbuna]

inside mentally challenged minds

[Eichhörnchen]

no real harm occurred

[Jimbuna]

to those already afflicted

[BossMark]

with deadly wind, which

[Eichhörnchen]

remained, however, highly combustible

[Tango589]

and a strangely brown colour

[Eichhörnchen]

until ignited, accidentally or

[Tango589]

with malice of forethought

[Eichhörnchen]

and no heed for

[Jimbuna]

the number of posts

[Tango589]

the shrapnel might hit

[Jimbuna]

on the first salvo

[Tango589]

of sarcastic garden gnomes

[Jimbuna]

hiding in the closet

[Tango589]

amongst unwanted Christmas jumpers

[Eichhörnchen]

and too-tight trousers

[Jimbuna]

hanging next to lederhosen

[Eichhörnchen]

once belonging to Catfish

[Jimbuna]

and his furry teddy

[Eichhörnchen]

Helmut Schnickelgruber von Bayern

[Tango589]

who led the resistance

[jacobston]

against corporate donut shops

[Tango589]

selling faulty spare parts

[Eichhörnchen]

made from filo pastry

[Kaptlt.Endrass]

and rotting, old monkey

[Eichhörnchen]

droppings, scraped up from

[Tango589]

the bilge galley floor

[Eichhörnchen]

(those not already eaten

[Jimbuna]

were mixed with spam

[jacobston]

and given to Steve

[Eichhörnchen]

the Mutant Bilge Rat).

[Jimbuna]

As another day dawns

[StdDev]

Jimbuna ignites his keyboard

[Jimbuna]

with a gallon of

[jacobston]

disgusting, and very illegal,

[Jimbuna]

rice pudding and yoghurt

[jacobston]

mixed with some rancid

[Tango589]

green lumps found in

[Jimbuna]

a bag of chips

[jacobston]

bought from Apu's store

[Eichhörnchen]

(next to Graige's Costumes)

[Jimbuna]

in the local bazaar

[Tango589]

where things are bizarre

[Jimbuna]

to say the least

[jacobston]

and your appetite for

[Tango589]

treacle sponge and custard

[Eichhörnchen]

is only exceeded by

[Tango589]

two stray polar bears

[Eichhörnchen]

who are fond of

[BossMark]

drinking beer from the

[Jimbuna]

lap of the Gods

[Eichhörnchen]

(or water from toilets)

[Jimbuna]

to wash down the

[Eichhörnchen]

solids also found there

[Jimbuna]

was nothing that could

[Eichhörnchen]

to disguise the taste

[Jimbuna]

of a slice of

[jacobston]

year-old lemon pie

[Jimbuna]

and a serving of

[Tango589]

warmed up sock juice

[jacobston]

bubbling with the scent

[BossMark]

of some rather odd

[Julke]

that brings me back

[Jimbuna]

to where I started

[Tango589]

which is not where

[Eichhörnchen]

I wanted to be,

[Tango589]

or indeed where anyone

[Eichhörnchen]

would want to be.

[Jimbuna]

Ever since day one

[Eichhörnchen]

his piles had chafed

[Jimbuna]

the lips of many

[jacobston]

stainless steel mixing bowls

[Eichhörnchen]

are preferable to ceramic

[Jimbuna]

tipped sewage pipe cleaners

[Tango589]

with optional cappuccino attachment

[Jimbuna]

attached to the extremities

[jacobston]

(you know which ones)

[Jimbuna]

were in the press

[Tango589]

splashed across page 1

[Jimbuna]

on the back page

[Tango589]

of the evening edition

[jacobston]

of doors and knockers

[Jimbuna]

polished on a daily

[jacobston]

tribune from the stand

[Jimbuna]

next to the butchers

[Tango589]

, bakers and candlestick makers

[Jimbuna]

were usually poorly paid

[BossMark]

just like all the

[Jimbuna]

rest of the peasants

[jacobston]

ruled by 'ole king

[Jimbuna]

Cole the merry old

[jacobston]

soul, dancing poles for

[Jimbuna]

those on hot coals

[Tango589]

with asbestos socks on

[Jimbuna]

a tight fitting diaper

[Tango589]

with go faster stripes

[Jimbuna]

attached to the gusset

[Aktungbby]

Near his pork tenderloins

[Tango589]

were his roast potatoes

[Aktungbby]

behind his shaggy sporran

[Jimbuna]

hid in total fear

[jacobston]

from an evil cookie

[Jimbuna]

appropriately named Captain Crunch

[Aktungbby]

a fearsome rogue with

[Jimbuna]

a urinary tract infection

[u crank]

caused by excessive Hamm's

[Jimbuna]

stagnant pond drinking water

[Aktungbby]

oft mistaken for Moosehead:smug:

[Jimbuna]

gravy and stodgy dumplings

[Aktungbby]

made from used corncobs

[Jimbuna]

borrowed from cross-eyed dwarves

[jacobston]

living under San Fransisco

[Jimbuna]

apartment block in downtown

[Aktungbby]

of vile 'Tederloin' bordellos :oops:

[Jimbuna]

often frequented in disguise

[Aktungbby]

by undersized hoi pollois:O:

[Tango589]

who wore tiny shoes

[Jimbuna]

and fish net stockings

[BossMark]

and a large thong

[Tango589]

coated in old seaweed

[Jimbuna]

sashes pickled in gin

[BossMark]

and vodka, which made

[Jimbuna]

his teeth fall out

[Tango589]

of his dogs mouth

[Jimbuna]

and into the open

[BossMark]

golf championship went a

[Jimbuna]

pair of new dentures

[Aktungbby]

freshly soaked in absinthe

[Jimbuna]

and putrid pig swill

[Aktungbby]

for that lipsmackin' sabor

[Jimbuna]

hidden under the mattress

[Aktungbby]

in a tenderloin flophouse

[Jimbuna]

rented from a leper

[BossMark]

who was also a

[jacobston]

trusted member of the

[Jimbuna]

Dartmoor Prison Benevolent Fund

[Aktungbby]

for new prison garb

[Jimbuna]

and other kinky attire

[BossMark]

which is worn by

[Jimbuna]

Boss Mark every day

[jacobston]

when he visits the

[Jimbuna]

seedy Blue Dolphin bar

[Tango589]

to drink small sherries

[Aktungbby]

while getting lap danced

[Jimbuna]

by the bartenders chimpanzee

[Aktungbby]

with basic primate action

[Jimbuna]

thrown in for free

[Aktungbby]

because bonobos are pricey

[Kaptlt.Endrass]

but have no real

[Eichhörnchen]

technique, unlike gorillas which

[Aktungbby]

lapdance in the mist :O:

[Jimbuna]

whilst orangutans prefer gyrating

[Eichhörnchen]

naked on the tables

[Tango589]

with elephants in leotards

[Aktungbby]

with lechers in howdahs

[Jimbuna]

borrowed from the museum

[Tango589]

of shoes in Denmark

[Fubar2Niner]

North Poles new owner ????

[Tango589]

The three small goblins

[Eichhörnchen]

were having random thoughts

[u crank]

about the price of

[Eichhörnchen]

shoes in Denmark, when

[u crank]

everybody is riding yaks

[Aktungbby]

even while yakkin' loquaciously

[Jimbuna]

in a garrulous manner

[Fubar2Niner]

that only Garrules understand

[Jimbuna]

in a trivial way

[BossMark]

of how play at

[Fubar2Niner]

murder in the dark

[Jimbuna]

side of the moon

[Aktungbby]

where my beagle landed

[Fubar2Niner]

on his small step

[Jimbuna]

with a large paw

[Fubar2Niner]

print on his backside

[Jimbuna]

of a postage stamp

[jacobston]

which would cost fifteen

[Jimbuna]

cases of dark rum

[Fubar2Niner]

and FIVE GOOOLD RINGS !!!

[Eichhörnchen]

Four calling birds, three

[nikimcbee]

hairy squirrels, two fat

[BossMark]

ladies and a odd

[Jimbuna]

looking Leeds United fan.

[Fubar2Niner]

Dasher, Dancer, Donner Kebab

[Jimbuna]

and the one-eyed elf

[jacobston]

with a big, giant

[Jimbuna]

named after a gruelling

[Fubar2Niner]

giant beanstalk fight, alas

[Eichhörnchen]

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poor Yorick! I knew

[Jimbuna]

that this would happen

[Tango589]

if I pulled the

[jacobston]

finger of the great

[Jimbuna]

pretender who lives nearby

[Aktungbby]

standing on corner soapboxes

[Jimbuna]

in oval bath tubs

[Fubar2Niner]

overflowing with rubber ducks

[Jimbuna]

and anti shipping mines

[jacobston]

mistakenly left by the

[Jimbuna]

king of the fairies

[Fubar2Niner]

mincing with mince pies

[Jimbuna]

and the usual tarts

[Fubar2Niner]

Hans Christian Anderson......... Anderson

[BossMark]

was on his way

[Jimbuna]

to the posh end

[Fubar2Niner]

of Santas reindeer stable ???

[Jimbuna]

next barn down from

[Fubar2Niner]

the newborn baby Geezus

[BossMark]

who was born in

[Fubar2Niner]

silk stockings and suspenders

[BossMark]

while playing on his

[Jimbuna]

new set of drums

[Fubar2Niner]

. "Geezus !!", Cried his mother,

[Tango589]

my back's killing me

[Jimbuna]

time for another pill

[Fubar2Niner]

, "That bloody stable floor

[Jimbuna]

is a right mess

[Tango589]

, covered in animal poop,

[Jimbuna]

and used nappy liners

[Tango589]

from 3 wise men

[Jimbuna]

suffering from double incontence

[u crank]

dancing in single file

[Aktungbby]

on double humped camels

[Jimbuna]

to the tune of

[Fubar2Niner]

knees up mother Brown

[Tango589]

and other wartime favourites

[Jimbuna]

dredged up from the

[Fubar2Niner]

dark depths of Hades

[Jimbuna]

across the street from

[Tango589]

Fubars' house of debaucery

[Aktungbby]

featuring frisky unfeigned harlotry