The Four Word Story Game

[Jimbuna]

were issued incontinence pants

[BossMark]

that Reece loaned them

[Gerald]

to the FBI and

[BossMark]

and he also lent

[nikimcbee]

purse, silk blouse, and

[BossMark]

stockings and suspenders, then

[nikimcbee]

lederhosen was stuck on

[BossMark]

the shelf due to

[Jimbuna]

a national rail strike

[Reece]

, this annoyed me so

[Jimbuna]

much you became hysterical

[Reece]

throwing insults at BossMark

[BossMark]

but it was not

[Flaxpants]

making sense anymore. Parrots

[BossMark]

had just escaped from

[Flaxpants]

the parrotentiary en masse

[Reece]

the parrotentiary en masse
, Flaxpants not making sense

[Flaxpants]

, not the first time!

[Reece]

but it sounded good!

[Flaxpants]

, the doctor said to

[Reece]

Flaxpants, do you suffer

[TarJak]

fools gladly, or piles?

[Jimbuna]

"Piles" came the reply

[Flaxpants]

Good question, I don't

[Jimbuna]

really know the difference

[Reece]

they both give me

[Jimbuna]

a rather queer look

[BossMark]

to which you said?

[Jimbuna]

"You look rather queer"

[BossMark]

to which he replied

[Jimbuna]

try a little harder

[BossMark]

next time so that

[Jimbuna]

Leeds eat more spam

[BossMark]

and beat Manu again

[Jimbuna]

but not Master Vendor :DL

[BossMark]

true as that is

[Jimbuna]

the case may be

[Flaxpants]

that Vendor was anticipating

[BossMark]

more news stories and

[Flaxpants]

had built an empire

[Jimbuna]

about the size of

[BossMark]

a rather large egg

[Jimbuna]

from a vampire bat

[BossMark]

which was owned by

[Jimbuna]

a count with fangs

[BossMark]

called Dracula who was

[Jimbuna]

a bleedin awful philanthrapist

[BossMark]

so much that he

[Jimbuna]

lived in a castle

[BossMark]

with Mrs Dracula and

[TarJak]

her four daughters. Subsequently

[BossMark]

living all very happy

[Jimbuna]

at the blood bank

[TarJak]

but on the wagon

[Jimbuna]

train to the cemetry

[Reece]

loaded with zombies and

[Jimbuna]

a few choir boys

[BossMark]

to quench their thirst

[Jimbuna]

for even more glory

[Reece]

they entered the subway

[Flaxpants]

with a sense of dread...

[Reece]

slowly the mist cleared

[Flaxpants]

, and out of the gloom

[Reece]

crawled a deformed Jim,

[Flaxpants]

a third arm protruding

[BossMark]

from his beer belly

[Flaxpants]

a grotesque creature, his

[Jimbuna]

loyal Alsation dog leapt

[Reece]

at his throat, Jim

[TarJak]

swallowed the dog whole

[Jimbuna]

whilst slurping his beer

[Reece]

then belched so loudly

[Jimbuna]

the dead parrot awoke

[TarJak]

aboard a pirate's shoulder

[Jimbuna]

crapping down his neck

[BossMark]

then flying away to

[Flaxpants]

be plucked by Vendor

[BossMark]

and then devoured in

[Reece]

BossMarks jaws of steel

[Flaxpants]

blowing his head off!

[BossMark]

which wasn't at all

[Jimbuna]

what was really planned

[Reece]

upset BossMark, wonder why!

[nikimcbee]

Bossmark ran away crying

[Reece]

dragging his gored head

[Flaxpants]

by his own eyeballs

[Reece]

making my stomach churn

[Randomizer]

where Fat Cat sat.

[BossMark]

playing on his fiddle

[Flaxpants]

At midnight tonight, the

[Reece]

Buna grave will open

[Flaxpants]

and out will crawl

[Gerald]

a large crocodile with

[Flaxpants]

eight legs, three eyes,

[Reece]

and a chubby face

[Jimbuna]

carrying a beer barrel

[BossMark]

for BossMark to drink:D

[Jimbuna]

of beer and contained

[Reece]

old dry bones and

[Jimbuna]

a bag of sugar

[BossMark]

added with hops to

[Jimbuna]

help it jump fences.

[Herr-Berbunch]

Meanwhile over in the

[Herr-Berbunch]

not much happened except

[Herr-Berbunch]

, more here than there,

[nikimcbee]

but Steed still played

[Herr-Berbunch]

- sometimes Madonna, sometimes Obama...

[nikimcbee]

But Mugabe loves Steed

[BossMark]

with Maggie Thatcher, it

[BossMark]

she is very evil

[Jimbuna]

giving a false impression

[BossMark]

but a blood sucking

[BossMark]

dinner which just happened

[Jimbuna]

to be helium omelette

[BossMark]

which blow her up

[BossMark]

,the Martians where shocked

[Jimbuna]

by the low wattage

[BossMark]

but there is a

[Jimbuna]

closely followed by c

[Jimbuna]

but is watching intently

[nikimcbee]

the smurf porn channel

[Jimbuna]

those who are watching

[nikimcbee]

: "Ferrets, our furry friends"

[Jimbuna]

that are still watching

[Reece]

Kentas in the shower

[Jimbuna]

stacking up the odds

[Randomizer]

against the hippopotamus' butt

[Reece]

, the odds are overwhelming

[duncanfogg]

but taste like blueberries

[nikimcbee]

that Reece is Still

[Reece]

a real cool dude!

[nikimcbee]

Speaking of cool, Steed

[Flaxpants]

wasn't, but Flaxpants was.

[Reece]

... and Niki was definitely

[Flaxpants]

taking some kind of

[Reece]

verbal diarrhea that sounded

[Jimbuna]

like gibberish spouted by

[Gerald]

a tourist looking for

[BossMark]

a pub for a

[Reece]

toilet to relieve himself

[Gerald]

from,urine contained in

[BossMark]

rather difficult place which

[TarJak]

caused deranged behaviour in

[Gerald]

a place no one

[Reece]

would think of looking,

[Gerald]

to improve their looks

[Reece]

, it was in the

[Growler]

room with the locked

[Gerald]

door,and code needed

[BossMark]

,which was very hard

[Growler]

to figure out. Reece

[TarJak]

deleted his Facebook profile

[Growler]

after discovering that it

[Herr-Berbunch]

had absolutely no friends. :wah:

[Growler]

"Who needs this?" he

[Randomizer]

cried, while gnawing on

[nikimcbee]

his foot, which is

[Gerald]

strong as steel, and

[BossMark]

trying to be calm

[Randomizer]

snipped the blue wire

[Gerald]

and,going into the

[Jimbuna]

like a spent firework

[Randomizer]

or maybe a rotund

[Jimbuna]

in a square hole

[Gerald]

is,a mechanism for

[Jimbuna]

something that is mechanical

[Growler]

but shockingly, not electrical

[BossMark]

to which nothing is

[Jimbuna]

the sum total of

[Randomizer]

all little wooden ducks.

[BossMark]

Which Reece owned for

[Randomizer]

the Great Lizard Queen

[BossMark]

who was not at

[Gerald]

time for a meeting

[Randomizer]

under the Big Clock

[BossMark]

with a bunch of

[Gerald]

great secrets forever,for

[Randomizer]

Victoria's Secrets in fact

[Jimbuna]

were well known facts

[Randomizer]

, in fact the facts

[Jimbuna]

were really quite factual

[Randomizer]

in a mythical way.

[Gerald]

.Certainly the experience is

[Jimbuna]

you speak for yersel

[Randomizer]

because Yersel is mute

[Gerald]

,because it depends what

[Jimbuna]

as a dead gumbi

[Gerald]

like,Obi-Wan Kenobi, yep

[Jimbuna]

I am afraid not

[Gerald]

oh well, and it

[Randomizer]

crashed to the ground.

[Jimbuna]

When the time comes

[Randomizer]

to feed the Cat

[Gerald]

for,Obi-Wan Kenobi

[Jimbuna]

and the white mice

[Randomizer]

who represent evil incarnate

[Gerald]

,is a person who

[Jimbuna]

posts quite a lot

[Gerald]

,well, rather small amounts

[nikimcbee]

of strawberry jam on

[Gerald]

with no added pectin

[Jimbuna]

or slices of spam

[Gerald]

thus, disrupt sleep much

[Jimbuna]

to the annoyance of

[Gerald]

a bit of records :yawn:

[Jimbuna]

at the local abbatoir

[Reece]

where Jim worked, chopping

[Jimbuna]

was a dab hand

[Gerald]

,Reece, it's early now :doh:

[Jimbuna]

but late for you

[Gerald]

,Good night,Good day!

[Reece]

,Reece, it's early now :doh:
9:45 is early, I get up at 7.00!:hmmm:

Waking up I noticed

[Randomizer]

a cow in the

[Rockstar]

sky circling overhead. Suddenly

[Reece]

it's tail lifted and

[Flaxpants]

the bay doors opened

[BossMark]

and out dropped the

[Flaxpants]

first in a series

[Randomizer]

of assorted political types

[BossMark]

but were no known

[Randomizer]

brain cells among them.

[Flaxpants]

The stupid politicians fell

[BossMark]

into the swamp and

[Flaxpants]

began to ramble incessantly

[BossMark]

which was all that

[Flaxpants]

they had to offer

[Reece]

, the verbal diarrhea oozed

[BossMark]

out of their mouths

[Flaxpants]

like an overflow outlet

[BossMark]

,which ran straight through

[Jimbuna]

the centre of town

[Reece]

corrupting everything in it's

[Flaxpants]

manifest, as per usual

[BossMark]

path apart from the

[Flaxpants]

brothel and casino which

[Reece]

most of them frequented

[TarJak]

but always denied entry

[BossMark]

,but where always found

[Jimbuna]

in the scented latrine

[Gerald]

marking potentially being related

[Jimbuna]

to the wrong faction

[BossMark]

which of course was

[Gerald]

working fine except that

[Jimbuna]

someone else became involved

[TarJak]

with the others' wives

[BossMark]

and mistresses, which was

[Jimbuna]

a jolly good party

[BossMark]

to be had by

[Gerald]

a few baubles dished

[Jimbuna]

out amongst the village