The Four Word Story Game

[Jimbuna]

and mouldy pie floaters

[U570]

which promptly sank because

[TarJak]

of his off tune

[Reece]

belching that echoed loudly!:dead:

[Jimbuna]

around the strip joint

[BossMark]

and frightens all the

[Jimbuna]

birds of a feather

[BossMark]

including TarJaks pet budgie

[Jimbuna]

, rabbit and furry squirrel

[TarJak]

stuffed down his budgie

[BossMark]

who tried to fly

[TarJak]

but got smuggled instead

[Jimbuna]

of dipped into a

[BossMark]

large vat of beer

[u crank]

that Jim was trying

[Jimbuna]

to put into bottles

[nikimcbee]

of mustard with a

[Jimbuna]

dash of petroleum spirit

[U570]

then a lighter appeared

[Jimbuna]

from a passing spaceship

[u crank]

piloted by TarJak with

[Jimbuna]

a one legged zombie

[Reece]

who ate the budgie!!

[nikimcbee]

Cricky! Crocodile Dundee, aka

[u crank]

Reece captured this zombie

[Reece]

aka u crank and spanked

[u crank]

that zombie for sport

[nikimcbee]

with a leather mask

[Reece]

, the zombie screamed with

[u crank]

with delight and winked

[Reece]

at Mcbee who was

[u crank]

slipping into his leather

[nikimcbee]

battle suit. The cylons

[Reece]

fancied Mcbee too and

[nikimcbee]

rode on his pt-boat

[Reece]

then he armed his

[BossMark]

big gun so that

[Reece]

when he gripped it

[Jimbuna]

everyone got exceedingly wet

[u crank]

causing Reece to slip

[Jimbuna]

into his party frock

[U570]

which he found to

[Reece]

delight u crank who swooned

[BossMark]

with delight and temptation

[Reece]

, giving in he then

[u crank]

bought drinks and gave

[BossMark]

TarJak a sloppy kiss:D

[u crank]

. Reece, jealous, left with

[Sammi79]

-out checking his perilously

[Jimbuna]

positioned knicker leg garter

[u crank]

or the blonde wig

[Jimbuna]

being worn by u crank

[u crank]

borrowed from Bossmark's closet

[Reece]

, he looked absolutely stunning

[u crank]

and flaunted it all

[U570]

until he tripped on

[Reece]

TarJak flexing his G-string

[Jimbuna]

with a pogo stick

[TarJak]

he used for flossing

[u crank]

and cleaning his toes

[Jimbuna]

not to mention nostrils

[BossMark]

and his bum cheeks

[TarJak]

. Rambling over the hills,

[u crank]

the Subsim crew found

[Jimbuna]

a nice Houston bar

[BossMark]

full of hot ladies

[u crank]

dressed like men who

[Jimbuna]

closely resembled Kpt Lehmann

[Reece]

who was obviously a

[u crank]

halfsize model of some

[Reece]

real person like Jim

[u crank]

only much better looking

[Reece]

especially in a tutu

[u crank]

that was somewhat snug

[MR. Wood]

and slightly too short

[Reece]

arousing TarJak to do

[BossMark]

strange things to himself

[TarJak]

with a rotary hoe.

[Reece]

After abusing himself TarJak

[U570]

decided to buy a

[Jimbuna]

pig in a poke

[BossMark]

from Reece who had

[Jimbuna]

poked it much earlier

[BossMark]

with a pointed stick

[Jimbuna]

and an iron ball

[BossMark]

borrowed from u crank

[u crank]

who was puzzled by

[MR. Wood]

Obama in drag and

[u crank]

Bossmark's apparent infatuation with

[Reece]

him caused a stir

[MR. Wood]

so much so that

[BossMark]

I got very drunk

[Jimbuna]

on non alcoholic lemonade

[U570]

which it wasn't. Vodka

[Jimbuna]

mixed with monkey pee

[USS Drum]

with a pint of

[Jimbuna]

paint for good measure

[BossMark]

and Newcastle brown pop

[MR. Wood]

which i threw up

[Reece]

then ate a pie-floater

[u crank]

by mistake. Reece laughed

[MR. Wood]

and said not again

[Reece]

, now I have to

[BossMark]

visit a sexy nurse

[Jimbuna]

for a small jab

[Flaxpants]

in the ass. She

[Reece]

obliged then kissed Reece

[Jimbuna]

with a cricket bat

[TarJak]

to the kneecaps, which

[Reece]

hurt for some reason!:dead:

[Jimbuna]

unbeknown to the master

[BossMark]

who sang a rather

[Jimbuna]

lurid old lecher song

[nikimcbee]

"Whole lotta love". Jim

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[Jimbuna]

hid in the cooker

[nikimcbee]

and sang "trolololo" for

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[Jimbuna]

a couple of bucks

[BossMark]

to buy a pint

[MR. Wood]

of his Favorite cow

[Jimbuna]

and Gate powdered milk

[Reece]

that was crawling with

[MR. Wood]

pink slime damn cow

[Flaxpants]

udders- they're so unwieldy!

[Reece]

but a good kick

[U570]

will get them started

[MR. Wood]

to dive down deep

[Reece]

is udder nonsense or

[BossMark]

cow pats with a

[TarJak]

merry tune. Troglodytes make

[u crank]

for strange dance partners

[U570]

as they tend to

[Jimbuna]

creep around partially crouched

[BossMark]

low so that they

[U570]

gave belly rubs to

[Flaxpants]

the Duke of Westminster

[Jimbuna]

and also David Cameron

[BossMark]

who is a right

[Jimbuna]

handyman with peoples money

[Reece]

and kisses mirrors, this

[Jimbuna]

kind of perverted fetish

[BossMark]

is what Tories do

[Jimbuna]

with wet lettuce leaves

[Aviv]

but not before they

[Jimbuna]

put in a claim

[BossMark]

for being very lame

[Jimbuna]

as a one-legged duck

[U570]

approached Boss Mark and said

[Reece]

"give me your money

[U570]

or your wife dies!!"

[BossMark]

or else I will

[TarJak]

hop on your head

[nikimcbee]

and kiss it like

[Jimbuna]

there were no tomorrow

[U570]

. BossMark made a regretable

[nikimcbee]

grunting noise whilst touching

[Reece]

his head but that

[Flaxpants]

only made matters worse

[Reece]

the duck proceeded to

[U570]

pump his BB and

[Jimbuna]

load up the rocket

[BossMark]

launcher so that it

[Jimbuna]

could travel to uranus

[BossMark]

and meet TarJak who

[Flaxpants]

had made egg sandwiches

[Reece]

the whole affair stank!

[Jimbuna]

to high heaven because

[nikimcbee]

the Welsh had invaded

[BossMark]

the nearest sheep farm

[nikimcbee]

which was normal because

[USS Drum]

Jimmy Patterson was doing his

[Jimbuna]

dance of seven veils

[U570]

.Unfortunately, he had five

[u crank]

ways to silly walk

[Reece]

but got confused and

[u crank]

flipped his wig again

[Reece]

exposing lice, maggots and

[BossMark]

and a odd looking

[Reece]

green moving slime that

[TarJak]

grew in Reece's beard.

[Jimbuna]

. Never the one to

[Flaxpants]

be outdone by an

[TarJak]

unsubstantiated account of deeds

[Flaxpants]

, dirty deeds at that,

[TarJak]

end of the table

[U570]

were pretty dirty. They

[Reece]

were TarJak's pile of

[TarJak]

cold hard cash. Deviants

[Flaxpants]

arranged themselves mathematically, welding

[Jimbuna]

all the cell locks

[BossMark]

to Reece's to wallet

[U570]

which was completely empty

[Jimbuna]

apart from some outdated

[TarJak]

tooth powder and beard

[Jimbuna]

de-louser for ancient pensioners

[TarJak]

whose predilection for pie

[BossMark]

and chips with mushy

[Jimbuna]

kangaroo testicles in treacle

[BossMark]

sauce made by a

[Jimbuna]

three legged koala bear

[U570]

that was being mind

[u crank]

controlled by Reece's monkey

[Reece]

that was rabid attacking

[nikimcbee]

Reece's PM box. Reece

[u crank]

polite, as usual, said

[Reece]

"der gosh gee guys"

[BossMark]

which in English means

[U570]

"I have no life"

[Flaxpants]

Sorry to hear that

[U570]

, but BossMark can fix

[Flaxpants]

Ford Cortinas with his

[Jimbuna]

bag of magic mushrooms

[BossMark]

and a big bad

[U570]

wolf. The wolf was

[Jimbuna]

a little camera shy

[TarJak]

because his mug shots

[Jimbuna]

belonged in a mug

[nikimcbee]

full of hot cocoa

[BossMark]

but beer would have

[U570]

surpassed. Too bad the

[Jimbuna]

story was a myth

[TarJak]

of mythical proportions, retold

[u crank]

until it made some

[Jimbuna]

sense to the senile

[u crank]

lads from down under

[Reece]

like TarJak aged 85

[Jimbuna]

stone when soaken wet

[u crank]

wearing only his mittens

[Reece]

can still manage to

[u crank]

do the chicken walk

[Reece]

whilst belching loudly, this

[u crank]

offended Jim and he

[nikimcbee]

burst into tears. That

[Reece]

was too much for

[BossMark]

TarJak and U crank

[U570]

and they had a

[Reece]

big hug and a

[BossMark]

sloppy kiss in which

[Reece]

Niki got jealous and

[Flaxpants]

removed his nylon stockings

[BossMark]

so that he could

[Flaxpants]

breathe properly again. Undercrackers

[U570]

were under the cracks

[Jimbuna]

in the water matress

[BossMark]

which Reece was about

[u crank]

to sail his rubber

[Reece]

duck but decided to

[u crank]

get quacking instead. Bossmark

[Reece]

wanted to examine his

[Rockstar]

colon by carefully inserting

[Flaxpants]

an unwound clothes hanger