The Four Word Story Game

[Jimbuna]

in an alien font

[Spiced_Rum]

of all knowledge, apparently

[Jimbuna]

really nobody quite understood

[u crank]

the Irish language or

[Spiced_Rum]

their incest loving nature

[Tango589]

or fondness for methamphetamines.

[Spiced_Rum]

Alien probes travelled deep

[u crank]

, a painful procedure but

[Jimbuna]

totally necessary for TarJak

[u crank]

because of alien interest

[Jimbuna]

in his birthday suit

[u crank]

, a strange fascination indeed

[Jimbuna]

considering he's a marsupial

[u crank]

with anti-social tendencies which

[Jimbuna]

were carried over from

[u crank]

colonial mis-deeds and cricket

[Jimbuna]

defeats in the Ashes

[u crank]

, a cause for drinking

[TarJak]

tears of English fans

[Spiced_Rum]

watching ski jump failure

[Jimbuna]

from Eddie the Eagle

[BossMark]

who jumped into TarJak

[u crank]

's car and wondered why

[Jimbuna]

the damage improved appearances

[Tango589]

of Tarjaks' ozzie mug

[Jimbuna]

in the prison bulletin

[u crank]

personal ads. Nobody could

[Jimbuna]

pay the asking price

[u crank]

so the bartering process

[Tango589]

was contested by grannies

[Jimbuna]

interested in pet monkeys

[TarJak]

being spanked by pommy

[u crank]

monkey spankers. This activity

[Tango589]

was encouraged by the

[u crank]

International Monkey Spankers, a

[Jimbuna]

affiliate of Australian suffragettes

[TarJak]

for removal of England

[Spiced_Rum]

hating French cheese eaters

[Jimbuna]

back across the channel

[Gerald]

to finish this whole

[Jimbuna]

crock of greasy seaweed

[Spiced_Rum]

clogging up riverine arteries

[Jimbuna]

causing areas of flooding

[TarJak]

between the knees. Nipples

[Jimbuna]

can easily be tweaked

[u crank]

to the required volume

[TarJak]

with judicious use of

[u crank]

tweaker bar and some

[TarJak]

lubricating fluid squeezed from

[Jimbuna]

a crocodiles swim bladder

[TarJak]

between Jim's teeth. Pressure

[Gerald]

applied in a direction

[u crank]

unknown to science always

[Jimbuna]

tends to bring about

[TarJak]

a sticky result because

[Jimbuna]

the truth is rarely

[TarJak]

the same each time

[Jimbuna]

a squirrel chews nuts

[u crank]

and dances the foxtrot

[Jimbuna]

on the thickest branch

[TarJak]

of the police force

[u crank]

that traveled on unicycles

[Tango589]

round and round and

[Jimbuna]

lets be avin you

[TarJak]

ello,, ello, ello, what's

[Jimbuna]

been going on here

[TarJak]

then? Knock it on

[Jimbuna]

the head and shoulders

[TarJak]

its way into the

[Jimbuna]

deepest and darkest denizens

[Gerald]

, is a quest item

[Jimbuna]

not often clearly understood

[TarJak]

by even those who

[u crank]

seek this elusive goal

[Jimbuna]

that Cisse eventually scored

[u crank]

a cause for inebriation

[Gerald]

comes to mind,however

[Jimbuna]

down at the ranch

[TarJak]

where the BBQ is

[u crank]

on and the beer

[Jimbuna]

is starting to sing

[The Enigma]

an old known tune

[u crank]

a favorite loved by

[Jimbuna]

everyone in the henhouse

[u crank]

where roosters talked like

[Spiced_Rum]

turkeys awaiting Thanksgiving, without

[Jimbuna]

a pinch of salt

[The Enigma]

they tasted like, like.....

[TarJak]

nothing you've ever tasted

[Jimbuna]

something hard to describe

[TarJak]

but easy to swallow

[Jimbuna]

when accompanied with a

[Gerald]

study, shows the power

[TarJak]

of the English language

[Jimbuna]

over all other forms

[TarJak]

of telepathic mind control

[Jimbuna]

over the inane drivel

[TarJak]

posted in this thread

[Jimbuna]

by a very deranged

[TarJak]

and exceedingly deformed dwarf

[u crank]

with abnormal tastes in

[TarJak]

cross-dressing whilst engaged in

[u crank]

slightly illegal bi-partisan activities

[TarJak]

on both sides of

[u crank]

the street. Many unusual

[TarJak]

gyrations were derided before

[u crank]

the police arrived and

[Jimbuna]

took a cold shower

[Tango589]

that was strangely golden

[TarJak]

in the evening light

[Jimbuna]

of an early dawn

[Tango589]

sometimes around mid afternoon

[Jimbuna]

just before the solstice

[Tango589]

was over the yardarm

[Jimbuna]

arms pub quite near

[The Enigma]

where the beer smelled

[TarJak]

hoppy, fruity and spicy

[u crank]

which didn't discourage the

[Spiced_Rum]

locals tripping light fantastic

[u crank]

wearing high-heel sneakers and

[TarJak]

soggy wellington boots. Data

[u crank]

shows a sharp increase

[TarJak]

in decreasing returns on

[u crank]

beer runs in Baghdad

[TarJak]

due to Sharia interference

[Jimbuna]

over the radio station

[BossMark]

which was tuned to

[Spiced_Rum]

KY Camel Toe classic

[TarJak]

McBees favourite easy listening

[Spiced_Rum]

station on lookout duty

[TarJak]

mooching doggie treats from

[Spiced_Rum]

any passing delivery bouys

[TarJak]

with questionable moral fibre

[Spiced_Rum]

and loose anchor chains

[TarJak]

drifting on currents formed

[Spiced_Rum]

from dried California grapes

[u crank]

picked, rolled and smoked

[Jimbuna]

like a fresh kipper

[Spiced_Rum]

but with less fishyness

[Jimbuna]

than a cheese sandwich

[u crank]

found behind the couch

[Jimbuna]

of a plastic puppet

[TarJak]

shaped like a blowfly

[Spiced_Rum]

without any strings attached

[Jimbuna]

to the old violin

[TarJak]

being fiddled by PC

[u crank]

with embarrassing story to

[Admiral8Q]

make a sailor cry

[TarJak]

in his beer about

[Admiral8Q]

the good 'ol days

[TarJak]

of SH3 and GWX

[Spiced_Rum]

before DRM spoiled gaming

[Jimbuna]

machines in video arcades

[Admiral8Q]

while playing some pacman

[Jimbuna]

tunes on his harmonica

[Spiced_Rum]

avoiding asteroids and space

[Jimbuna]

in the vicinity of

[gordonmull]

the fifty foot woman

[Jimbuna]

with the imaginary prosthesis

[nikimcbee]

, snorkers, three Dwarfs, and

[u crank]

a bag of hammers

[TarJak]

with claws. Crab pots

[Jimbuna]

hung from the rafters

[BossMark]

of TarJaks house, where

[TarJak]

BossMark hung out slavishly

[Jimbuna]

with his little dollies

[Spiced_Rum]

playing party political puppeteer

[TarJak]

with a hand up

[u crank]

to no good. Normally

[TarJak]

puppetry was not prohibited

[Jimbuna]

in the local asylum

[Spiced_Rum]

seekers' center when strings

[u crank]

were cut and umbrellas

[TarJak]

opened until the rain

[Jimbuna]

turned the local gutters

[TarJak]

into lager fountains, overflowing

[Jimbuna]

with that putrid Foster's

[TarJak]

from Jimbuna's toilet bowl

[Jimbuna]

hidden deep within the

[TarJak]

bowels of his lair

[Jimbuna]

amongst many a rabid

[TarJak]

Sunderland fan waving their

[Admiral8Q]

handkerchiefs and flags and

[TarJak]

legs in the air

[u crank]

causing a beer shortage

[Jimbuna]

at the local asylum

[TarJak]

for drunk and disorderly

[Jimbuna]

clergy in frilly panties

[TarJak]

worn by Jimbuna for

[Jimbuna]

a very piviledged few

[TarJak]

whose discernment was impaired

[u crank]

by a complete lack

[TarJak]

of clean underwear. Depilation

[u crank]

probably hurts but hairy

[TarJak]

backs, cracks, and sacks

[u crank]

at the nudist convention

[Jimbuna]

were always warmly welcomed

[TarJak]

with red hot pokers

[Jimbuna]

and razor sharp scythes

[TarJak]

shaving close to their

[nikimcbee]

credit score. Jim and

[Jimbuna]

the Loch Ness monster

[u crank]

rode through town while

[Jimbuna]

TarJak picked his nose

[TarJak]

with a garden hoe

[BossMark]

which was in a

[Spiced_Rum]

dangerous position from knocks

[Jimbuna]

and grazes self inflicted

[u crank]

while indulging in liquid

[Jimbuna]

investigation via the colonic

[TarJak]

irrigation ditch where BossMark

[Jimbuna]

hid from the sunlight

[TarJak]

under a dirty handkerchief

[BossMark]

which belonged to a

[Jimbuna]

local tory party politician

[TarJak]

with a severe catarrh

[Jimbuna]

accompanied by excessive secretions

[Spiced_Rum]

into trade union accounts

[u crank]

made with monopoly money

[TarJak]

from jimbunas bank account

[u crank]

and piggy-bank. Somewhat upset

[TarJak]

by currency fluctuations, Jim

[Jimbuna]

had a hissy fit

[u crank]

which was placated by

[Jimbuna]

his beautiful blonde neighbour

[TarJak]

whose beard was rough

[Jimbuna]

as a badgers backside

[TarJak]

when rubbed on his

[Jimbuna]

black carbon coated jockstrap

[TarJak]

worn at Bossmark's specific request.

[u crank]

Kinky as this may

[Jimbuna]

seem to all lunatics

[TarJak]

were found in York

[Jimbuna]

during the month of

[TarJak]

July when most drinking

[Jimbuna]

was done in June

[TarJak]

before the nutters arrived

[u crank]

and consumed the entire

[TarJak]

contents of the cistern

[u crank]

in 30 seconds but

[TarJak]

the bowl in 10

[Jimbuna]

hours because of blockages

[TarJak]

in the wind pipes

[Jimbuna]

of the sewage workers

[TarJak]

whose ragged underwear developed

[BossMark]

a very large hole

[Jimbuna]

in a rather peculiar

[Admiral8Q]

spot I'd rather not

[TarJak]

spot I'd rather not

interrupt a thread with

[Spiced_Rum]

musical discordant harmonic frequency