The Four Word Story Game

[USS Drum]

but then a evil

[von Kinderei]

ferret proclaimed that he

[Reece]

would resurrect it again

[von Kinderei]

but the dung beetle

[magicstix]

said "Dowly stop!" So

[USS Drum]

the ferret pulled out

[von Kinderei]

and flew toda moon

[magicstix]

where air is scarce

[USS Drum]

but he survived on

[magicstix]

copious amounts of porn

[von Kinderei]

hardtack and raw fish

[magicstix]

, but mostly the porn.

[USS Drum]

then Dowly drove the

[magicstix]

leftover moon buggy to

[von Kinderei]

jimbuna's pad for a

[magicstix]

liverwurst sausage and beer.

[von Kinderei]

Don't think I'll eat

[USS Drum]

any of this said

[magicstix]

Dowly, for it was

[USS Drum]

filled with porn haters

[von Kinderei]

eatin' popcorn and whistleling

[USS Drum]

it's a long way

[von Kinderei]

to tipperary they say

[Reece]

and even further to

[magicstix]

the land of rainbows.

[Reece]

Meanwhile at the Asylum

[magicstix]

Mahmoud Ahmadeinejad was scheming

[Reece]

of a way to

[magicstix]

really piss America off

[Reece]

with threats of firing

[magicstix]

his butt cannon on

[BossMark]

the east coast and

[Reece]

hitting an Iranian in

[von Kinderei]

the eye cause'N blindness

[Rockstar]

Meanwhile plans for retaliation

[Jimbuna]

were being drawn up

[von Kinderei]

by Snidely Whiplash and

[BossMark]

his faithful companions, which

[von Kinderei]

Simon Bar Sinister said

[Jimbuna]

were a pair of

[BossMark]

ugly gits we are

[magicstix]

. But it's OK because

[von Kinderei]

Hawkeye Pierce says so

[Reece]

so it must be

[von Kinderei]

a tough row to

[USS Drum]

go. At the ranch

[von Kinderei]

Reece was buyin' drinks

[USS Drum]

from jim's 1$ shop

[von Kinderei]

I'll take 2 ... please

[magicstix]

. But it was moonshine

[USS Drum]

and Jim Arrested himself

[magicstix]

for moonshine blindness was

[Reece]

causing sterility as well

[magicstix]

and sterile men don't

[USS Drum]

like to throw up

[magicstix]

, which can be illegal.

[USS Drum]

In the land of

[1480]

fairies, pixies and vodka

[USS Drum]

and the evil super

[1480]

villain Snidely von Kinderei

[magicstix]

a plot was afoot

[Reece]

- TarJak and Jim planned

[magicstix]

to steal Iran's delicious

[BossMark]

fruit from them and

[magicstix]

maybe soil their camel

[Reece]

if they get time

[TarJak]

for causing GBH and

[BossMark]

other naughty things like

[TarJak]

cupcakes and Cornish pasties

[von Kinderei]

stood around sun bathin '

[Jimbuna]

in the wake of

[von Kinderei]

the comin' solar storm

[Jimbuna]

in a tea cup

[von Kinderei]

the Mad Hatter laughed

[BossMark]

at Reece as he

[von Kinderei]

thought Shlitz was Fosters

[Jimbuna]

in a hip flask

[von Kinderei]

he guarded with his

[Jimbuna]

second hand hockey stick

[BossMark]

to hit naughty girls

[von Kinderei]

cause he's afraid of

[Rockstar]

easy women with big

[von Kinderei]

warts and one eyebrow

[Rockstar]

capable of bench pressing

[von Kinderei]

Reece with her little

[USS Drum]

tiny dog named Mr.

[von Kinderei]

Biggles with a long

[USS Drum]

tail, at the end

[von Kinderei]

was a plastic mace

[USS Drum]

that was really cheese

[von Kinderei]

that was really marshmellow

[USS Drum]

cream cake. Back at

[BossMark]

Reece's house all hell

[nikimcbee]

lived under his bed

[Jimbuna]

during the dark hours

[von Kinderei]

BossMark and nikimcbee sang

[TarJak]

terrible ancient sea shanties

[von Kinderei]

while bangin' their heads

[USS Drum]

against a metal pole

[von Kinderei]

They really need a

[BossMark]

beer or two with

[Jimbuna]

those brand new dentures

[USS Drum]

.Back at the ranch

[von Kinderei]

TarJak and Jimbuna were

[Jimbuna]

eating beautifully grilled steaks

[von Kinderei]

sippin' on 7n 7

[Jimbuna]

with a rum twist

[von Kinderei]

all of a sudden

[Jimbuna]

an eerie howling emitted

[von Kinderei]

from within Jimbuna's gut

[BossMark]

which sounded just like

[von Kinderei]

what left Reeces butt

[Jimbuna]

the morning after before

[von Kinderei]

he could cut it

[Jimbuna]

with a laser beam

[von Kinderei]

Captain Kirk ordered FIRE

[USS Drum]

at the IJN Yamato

[Reece]

, with butt blazing it

[Rockstar]

hit an old lady

[von Kinderei]

from Pasadena wearin' a

[USS Drum]

and she said "MR.

[von Kinderei]

Jimbuna ... come big boy

[Rockstar]

gimmie gimmie some lovin'

[USS Drum]

Jim was not pleased

[TarJak]

with his performance in

[USS Drum]

karate and ordered BossMark

[TarJak]

to submit to his

[von Kinderei]

request and kiss his

[TarJak]

fulsome, round and shiny

[von Kinderei]

bright copper penny that

[Reece]

was pushed into the

[TarJak]

cheeks of his wobbly

[USS Drum]

chair that was 9999999999

[BossMark]

which is hardly any

[USS Drum]

years old. On USS

[BossMark]

Alabama stood a rather

[USS Drum]

fine cadet named George

[nikimcbee]

McFly, who was watching

[BossMark]

Reece trying to get

[Kaye T. Bai]

his mother to suck

[nikimcbee]

the cricket balls off

http://www.tiflex.co.uk/oxbridge/images/large/tiflex_cricket_ball_large2.jpg

[Reece]

causing my gums to bleed

[Jimbuna]

by using five words

[BossMark]

which is very naughty

[Jimbuna]

and deserves severe punishment

[BossMark]

100 lashes for starters

[Jimbuna]

and curry for afters

[von Kinderei]

won't be enough to

[Jimbuna]

satisfy the zombie king

[BossMark]

who was a greedy

[von Kinderei]

toe suckin' little cuss

[Jimbuna]

coming from outer mongolia

[von Kinderei]

where the Sleestak reside

[Jimbuna]

in a tortoise shell

[Rockstar]

once occupied by protesters

[Jimbuna]

from a distant planet

[von Kinderei]

Aqua Teen Hunger Force

[USS Drum]

. Back at the ranch

[nikimcbee]

, Jim's bunny farm had

[USS Drum]

a bunny store, which

[BossMark]

sold all sorts of

[USS Drum]

guns from 5/25s to

[Jimbuna]

any bunny with money

[BossMark]

and that also meant

[Jimbuna]

your out of ideas

[USS Drum]

.Once upon a time

[von Kinderei]

here we go again

[Jimbuna]

said the recent echo

[von Kinderei]

as Reece yodeled from

[Reece]

the toilet a dirty

[USS Drum]

man appeared named Albert

[von Kinderei]

Jackson withda Cosby Kids

[USS Drum]

.On the RMS Titanic

[von Kinderei]

the band played on

[Reece]

, Steve played a big

[von Kinderei]

brass tuba , Reece played

[USS Drum]

a bag pipe, Jim

[Reece]

played with himself naturally

[von Kinderei]

while USS Drum drummed

[USS Drum]

on his sub. BossMark

[Reece]

played marbles with Mcbee

[USS Drum]

but then the Titanic

[von Kinderei]

with band still playin'

[U570]

had a minor problem

[von Kinderei]

with a small hole

[USS Drum]

and broke in two

[Reece]

otherwise no serious damage

[USS Drum]

and it still floated

[BossMark]

for a while at

[TarJak]

the rim of the

[nikimcbee]

boarder of Mordor. Jim

[USS Drum]

duck pond, then sank

[BossMark]

a few pints of

[nikimcbee]

Foster's lite for his

[Reece]

courage but it failed

[BossMark]

rather badly so he

[Reece]

ordered a scotch straight

[TarJak]

from his back door

[BossMark]

which was closed, so

[TarJak]

his opening remained unsatisfied

[Jimbuna]

until the rum arrived

[Reece]

filling the gap nicely

[Jimbuna]

for a few minutes

[von Kinderei]

Reece still drinkin' Schlitz

[BossMark]

with a vodka chaser

[von Kinderei]

chowin' on Cheezy Poofs

[BossMark]

nicked from Eric Cartman

[von Kinderei]

Reece had orange around

[Jimbuna]

to check his mobile

[BossMark]

to see if he

[von Kinderei]

was on Candid Camara

[USS Drum]

.Back on the Titanic

[Jimbuna]

the band played on

[USS Drum]

the ship was straight

[von Kinderei]

least half was straight

[Jimbuna]

as a bent boomerang

[von Kinderei]

Reece was throwin' around

[Jimbuna]

the local family creche

[USS Drum]

but then the ship

[Reece]

sunk with von Kinderei onboard

[USS Drum]

who was next to

[TarJak]

be named as fraudulent

[von Kinderei]

along with BossMark and

[U570]

TarJak. They found out

[von Kinderei]

that White Star Lines

[USS Drum]

sunk the RMS Lusitania

[von Kinderei]

but the Romulans fired

[USS Drum]

5 torpedoes not 100

[Reece]

hitting von Kinderei fair in

[USS Drum]

head and hit jim

[Reece]

in the groin!! this

[BossMark]

was very painful and

[Jimbuna]

not cricket at all

[TarJak]

but very much handegg

[Jimbuna]

guarding ones crown jewels

[von Kinderei]

Reece was proud to :yeah:

[Rockstar]

fondle jimbuna's crown jewels

[Jimbuna]

whilst jimbuna was sleeping

[BossMark]

which was quite regular

[1480]

since he introduced fiber

[von Kinderei]

plus to his diet

[BossMark]

and beer and curry

[von Kinderei]

made Reece quit regular

[1480]

vacations since he was

[von Kinderei]

confined to the latrine

[Rockstar]

guarded by hungry pygmies

[Jimbuna]

dressed in spotted leotards

[Rockstar]

and fuzzy bunny slippers

[Reece]

that von Kinderei wore when

[Jimbuna]

made from cats whiskers