The Four Word Story Game

[u crank]

gotta get this car

[Jimbuna]

should fire off shrapnel

[Reece]

, but too late! he

[u crank]

passed out from the

[EFileTahi-A]

smell. Next day when

[Reece]

the stench subsided, Jim

[EFileTahi-A]

chuckled as he noticed

[BossMark]

it was a large

[The Enigma]

old and cheesy looking

[Jimbuna]

pile of rusted junk

[Reece]

left behind by aliens

[Jimbuna]

who lived next door

[EFileTahi-A]

. So he took off

[Jimbuna]

in a flying saucer

[u crank]

that had training wheels

[Reece]

but hit a pothole

[u crank]

and ended up in

[Reece]

a stagnant pond, he

[BossMark]

then ran to the

[TarJak]

Tories, screaming, "I don't

[The Enigma]

want to be left

[Jimbuna]

fitted to its undercarriage

[The Enigma]

. The next episode of

[u crank]

Reece's Playhouse will feature

[Jimbuna]

a three legged parrot

[TarJak]

and a one eyed

[Jimbuna]

leper making an appearance

[Reece]

aka u crank staring as

[BossMark]

a one legged donkey

[Reece]

who found that standing

[TarJak]

on one eye was

[Reece]

was kinda kinky, this

[The Enigma]

wobbling and uncomfortable position

[Reece]

gave him terrible gas

[u crank]

and made him walk

[Jimbuna]

tentatively on his ass

[Reece]

he was very cheeky

[u crank]

as he bummed around

[Reece]

leaving a trail of

[TarJak]

snail, like slime behind

[Reece]

that stank so badly

[BossMark]

it made all the

[Jimbuna]

ogres green with envy

[Reece]

so they bottled it

[Jimbuna]

and sold it to

[Reece]

BossMark who got high

[Jimbuna]

on a wine gum

[The Enigma]

, so he dreamed about

[Jimbuna]

a much happier tomorrow

[u crank]

when his shoes were

[Reece]

replaced with stilettos, he

[BossMark]

tried to run in

[Reece]

a triathlon but he

[TarJak]

tripped over his dangling

[Reece]

lederhosen strap that broke

[Mork_417]

due to the excessive

[Jimbuna]

pull from the rear

[The Enigma]

it sounded like <snap>

[Jimbuna]

crackle and pop combined

[The Enigma]

Next people started laughing

[Jimbuna]

at posts by The Enigma

[The Enigma]

which they love reading

[Jimbuna]

at The Enigmas lipstick

[Reece]

plastered on Jim's face

[nikimcbee]

a big kiss from

[Reece]

Enigma's big juicy lips

http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/big-lips-moustache.jpg

[BossMark]

made him very happy

[Jimbuna]

to actually feel wanted

[Reece]

this remark touched Niki

[Jimbuna]

deep in his wallet

[TarJak]

where moths grew fat

[Reece]

and juicy, he decided

[Jimbuna]

to spend a Peso

[BossMark]

on a new looking

[Jimbuna]

packet of salted crisps

[Reece]

that turned out to

[Jimbuna]

be nothing more than

[Reece]

a few doggie biscuits

[BossMark]

and they tasted just

[Jimbuna]

as bad as usual

[Reece]

then he vomited causing

[TarJak]

his dog's pantyhose to

[Reece]

run, offending Niki who

[The Enigma]

was upset about this

[TarJak]

as running wasn't his

[The Enigma]

daily routine, he took

[Reece]

Niki by the paw

[BossMark]

and they went to

[The Enigma]

a place named "Hell"

[Reece]

to commit acts of

[AVGWarhawk]

drunken debauchery and offenses.

[The Enigma]

Next it will become

[AVGWarhawk]

completely out of control

[eddie]

which is normal because

[The Enigma]

that is how it

[Reece]

is for Jim who

[TarJak]

makes no bones about

[BossMark]

it when it comes

[Reece]

to streaking naked through

[The Enigma]

the woods and mountains

[Reece]

wearing only ladies shoes

[The Enigma]

and a goose skin

[Jimbuna]

Pair of panty liners

[Reece]

that got torn off

[BossMark]

by TarJak who then

[Herr-Berbunch]

called himself Dear Leader

[Jimbuna]

the panty liner needer

[Reece]

who was actually the

[The Enigma]

the one wearing them

[Jimbuna]

all of the time

[The Enigma]

without taking them off.

[Jimbuna]

When the bomb exploded

[Fubar2Niner]

nastiness did abound!!! Alas

[Reece]

, is that scud marks

[Fubar2Niner]

! Exclaimed the leader, scratching

[Reece]

his backside!! I'd best

[u crank]

change these somewhat offensive

[Reece]

underwear otherwise Jim will

[BossMark]

be very annoyed at

[Jimbuna]

the one eyed zombie

[Reece]

called u crank, who often

[Jimbuna]

drank paraffin for fun

[Reece]

and raw ox livers

[The Enigma]

to linger his desire

[Jimbuna]

for a brain transplant

[u crank]

which failed once again

[Jimbuna]

because of the gravitational

[u crank]

pull caused by excessive

[Jimbuna]

amounts of binge drinking

[Reece]

and playing with his

[Jimbuna]

bag of glass marbles

[Reece]

that spilled out causing

[Jimbuna]

a severe nose bleed

[Reece]

when Jim's fist struck

[BossMark]

it in a hard

[Jimbuna]

fashion much to the

[The Enigma]

upper left corner of

[Jimbuna]

the second floor apartment

[Reece]

causing it to collapse

[BossMark]

all the way down

[Red October1984]

. Look out! Said BossMark.

[Reece]

too late!! there goes

[Jimbuna]

another bottle of milk

[Reece]

sliding across the floor

[Jimbuna]

toward the blood bath

[The Enigma]

but suddenly changed course

[Jimbuna]

toward the blood bank

[Reece]

ricocheted off the wall

[BossMark]

and bounced like a

[Reece]

brick causing it to

[Jimbuna]

break a Greek urn

[BossMark]

which Reece was holding

[The Enigma]

under his left arm

[Reece]

so he threw it

[BossMark]

at Jim who then

[Jimbuna]

started beating him senseless

[Reece]

then Jim woke up

[Jimbuna]

in a right mood

[The Enigma]

and with a limping leg

[BossMark]

which was very sore

[Jimbuna]

because of the blisters

[Reece]

that Reece inflicted when

[BossMark]

he was drunk and

[TarJak]

bad mannered, he left

[Jimbuna]

acting in a sadistic

[TarJak]

carpool, where nobody knew

[Herr-Berbunch]

where the next meal

[Jimbuna]

would be stolen from

[Reece]

until TarJak offered to

[The Enigma]

help and served dinner

[Reece]

consisting of over cooked

[Jimbuna]

fried drop bear liver

[The Enigma]

completely covered with salt

[Jimbuna]

and a pinch of

[Reece]

garlic, TarJak tucked in

[TarJak]

bed for a sleep.

[Reece]

but two hours later

[BossMark]

Reece woke him up

[Reece]

TarJak screamed and grabbed

[Jimbuna]

his wet nappy back

[nikimcbee]

and filled it with



(curse that 5th word:hmph:)

[Jimbuna]

a more tangible substance

[nikimcbee]

resembling haggis but with

[The Enigma]

a more fluid substance

[nikimcbee]

like diet vegemite and

[Gerald]

nutrients, besides minerals and

[Jimbuna]

a serving of foul

[BossMark]

sewage from the local

[Jimbuna]

John Smiths brewing plant

[Gerald]

in Backhouse & Hartley brewery

[Jimbuna]

No...definitely John Smiths

[Gerald]

traces from Backhouse & Hartley 1778 :oops:

[The Enigma]

were found in it

[Jimbuna]

as we all know

[Gerald]

up on that star

[Reece]

Vendor who stood there

[BossMark]

looking down at his

[Reece]

gangrenous big toe that

[Jimbuna]

was attached with gum

[BossMark]

which TarJak was chewing

[Jimbuna]

with his false teeth

[The Enigma]

and now his teeth

[Reece]

have gone green and

[BossMark]

he went to see

[Jimbuna]

the wicked tooth fairy

[Reece]

who threw up over

[Gerald]

a machine that throws

[BossMark]

tennis balls and all

[Jimbuna]

the tea in China

[The Enigma]

over a green fence

[Gerald]

,has heavy green algae

[Jimbuna]

on the water bed

[The Enigma]

and a huge alligator

[Jimbuna]

with a top hat

[The Enigma]

wobbling on his head

[Gerald]

,however, and it consistently

[Jimbuna]

and a beach ball

[The Enigma]

between his huge teeth

[Jimbuna]

was a forked tongue

[Gerald]

and more likely to

[BossMark]

end in tears, which

[Jimbuna]

was end of service

[Reece]

and this stupid story.:O:

[Red October1984]

So a nuke blew...

[Cybermat47]

Up some small town

[BossMark]

which went up in

[Jimbuna]

a hot air balloon

[The Enigma]

that went higher and

[Jimbuna]

higher and higher and

[Reece]

finally reached the hovering

[BossMark]

realms of heaven and

[Cybermat47]

Entered the Pearly Gates

[The Enigma]

. A close encounter experience

[Cybermat47]

as it turned out,

[Jimbuna]

was just a dream

[The Enigma]

within a dream that

[Jimbuna]

turned into a memory

[The Enigma]

that slowly faded away

[Jimbuna]

into the blue yonder

[The Enigma]

Suddenly someone remembered it

[Jimbuna]

was time to party

[Reece]

so TarJak was informed

[Jimbuna]

of the wrong venue

[BossMark]

and turned up to

[Cybermat47]

La Rochelle, on U-96

[Jimbuna]

wearing a cotton dress

[Reece]

, the captain was impressed

[The Enigma]

but the crew laughed

[Reece]

when Jim spanked him

[Jimbuna]

with a banana skin