The Four Word Story Game

[Gerald]

well ha ha ha

[Jimbuna]

said the fat Buddha

[TarJak]

sitting comfortably on Jimbuna's

[Gerald]

He wants wealth and

Note:Too late TarJak was before :roll:

[Herr-Berbunch]

" sitting comfortably on Jimbuna's "

car roof, before jumping

[Gerald]

up in a tree

[Herr-Berbunch]

to pick an apple

[Gerald]

to offer TarJak again

[Herr-Berbunch]

not to dance naked

[Jimbuna]

in the local convent

[Herr-Berbunch]

when the schoolchildren visit

[Gerald]

the local kangaroo playground

[Herr-Berbunch]

next door to the

[Gerald]

Newcastel changing rooms for

[Jimbuna]

mentally handicapped dyslexic foreigners

[Gerald]

thread is crystal clear

[Jimbuna]

for take off immediately

[Herr-Berbunch]

like a rocket to

[Gerald]

China to send bananas

[Jimbuna]

for the hungry pandas

[TarJak]

ravenously slavering your private

[Gerald]

business with Gillard and

[Jimbuna]

you've gotta love it

[Gerald]

she has something that

[Jimbuna]

no other man has

[Task Force]

a really big cookie.

[Herr-Berbunch]

Hmmm, cookies crumbled over

[Gerald]

face, until I laughed

[Reece]

at the old bag

[TarJak]

as Reece kicked her

[Gerald]

into a car and

[Flaxpants]

drove off like a

[Gerald]

love birds in a

[Herr-Berbunch]

vacuum cleaner. In Space

[Flaxpants]

no-one can hear you

[Lionclaw]

burp. However, there is

[Herr-Berbunch]

no room to breathe

[Flaxpants]

or inflate balloons. It's

[Herr-Berbunch]

just too wet, said

[Jimbuna]

the pink teddy bear

[Herr-Berbunch]

into Tarjak's hairy ear

[Jimbuna]

that was stuffed with

[Herr-Berbunch]

half eaten soggy marshmallows

[Jimbuna]

inside sesame seed buns

[Herr-Berbunch]

with fries, mayo and

[Jimbuna]

an old smelly kipper

[Gerald]

came to the rescue

[Jimbuna]

posing as a raspberry

[Gerald]

nausea but was in

[Herr-Berbunch]

trouble with the police

[Gerald]

but police are kind

[Herr-Berbunch]

of really naughty themselves

[Jimbuna]

when weilding their truncheon

[Gerald]

night stick no this

[Jimbuna]

is definitely a truncheon

[Gerald]

yes we know but

[Reece]

it still hurts when

[Flaxpants]

a nightstick sounds better

[Gerald]

in your car as

[Flaxpants]

it blocks the exhaust

[Gerald]

by Reece car smell

[Flaxpants]

like whores knickers, just

[Gerald]

rotting fish has been

[Flaxpants]

added to enhance the


*LOL. Love the new avatar- thats me on a friday night!!!*

[Gerald]

that got stuck between


I can see that :haha:

[Flaxpants]

Vendors buttocks. Very painful

[Gerald]

remove the banana is

Note:avatar better, but you need to shave :hmmm:

[Flaxpants]

not much fun, especially

[Gerald]

when animals like fruit

[Flaxpants]

particularly well hung Gorillas

[Gerald]

fight with other animals

[Herr-Berbunch]

whilst drinking Stella Artois

[THE_MASK]

while sitting on vendors

[Jimbuna]

dictionary preventing him reading

[Herr-Berbunch]

another four words jiggled

[Gerald]

solution has been again

[Herr-Berbunch]

to choose better words

[Reece]

than Vendor can do

[Herr-Berbunch]

the can - can again

[Reece]

bend over with legs

[Gerald]

a futile merry-spreading

[Herr-Berbunch]

now his birthday's due


:D

[Gerald]

someone read a calendar

[Herr-Berbunch]

as books are difficult

[Gerald]

special when you're dyslexic

[Herr-Berbunch]

and have crayons ready

[Reece]

to be deposited in

[Gerald]

colored wax for painting

[Herr-Berbunch]

the town red, although

[Gerald]

since many are colored

[Herr-Berbunch]

in black/white shades

[Gerald]

yes if you go

[Herr-Berbunch]

to shops with zebras

[Gerald]

they can offer everything

[Herr-Berbunch]

for your perverted needs













Why has Dowly never appeared on this thread?

[Gerald]

not go too far

[nikimcbee]

to find bacon thief

[Gerald]

they are many in

[nikimcbee]

Jolly ol England where

[Gerald]

they like to serve

[Jimbuna]

a wickedly hot curry

[Gerald]

I is not mean

[Jimbuna]

just a little tight

[Gerald]

tall and stately gentleman

[Jimbuna]

made out of putty

[Gerald]

Gold Silver and food

[Jimbuna]

they all taste good

[Gerald]

but the wallet, thinking

[TarJak]

less and farting more

[Gerald]

we love kangaroo and

[TarJak]

sheep more than anything

[Gerald]

they are so naturally

[Reece]

suited to Vendors needs

[Gerald]

it can be difficult

[Reece]

to take my insults

[Gerald]

there was nothing to

[Reece]

it! I shall persist!

[Gerald]

I knew that already

[TarJak]

your sheep loving ways

[Gerald]

Julian do not like

[TarJak]

Hugh Jelly very much

[Gerald]

you are her chef

[TarJak]

said the Swedish chef

[Reece]

swearing at TarJak in

[TarJak]

gin soaked tones. Meanwhile

[Gerald]

Head but Swedish-American

Note:the post come wrong

[nikimcbee]

meatball making team ate

[Reece]

large beefy sausages with

[TarJak]

rat jus and a

[Jimbuna]

spattering of monkey phlegm

[TarJak]

sprinkled with scrotum shavings

[Jimbuna]

from a totem pole

[TarJak]

balanced on Vendors head.

[Jimbuna]

He will soon return

[Gerald]

faster than you think

[ReFaN]

With Tar and Feathers

[Gerald]

birds fly back rather

[Reece]

slow whilst they drop

[Gerald]

and ordering the beer

[Jimbuna]

including straws for himself

[Gerald]

Right, But For The

[Jimbuna]

very hard of learning

[Gerald]

that no alcohol is

[Jimbuna]

better known as water

[Gerald]

a rare commodity excellent

[Jimbuna]

for those tea totallers

[Gerald]

complete abstinence from beer

[TarJak]

stains on his shirt

[Jimbuna]

but not his underpants

[TarJak]

his holey underpants covered

[Reece]

with brown stains and

[Gerald]

an upcoming leave is

[Reece]

needed to change them

[TarJak]

into a handy tent

[Jimbuna]

for the brown toad

[Reece]

found hiding in Jims

[TarJak]

pint of brown dog

[Jimbuna]

whilst in the toon

[Gerald]

of victory next time

[Jimbuna]

wits for no man

[Gerald]

possible, but the world

[Jimbuna]

can never be enough

[Gerald]

but people changing journey

[Jimbuna]

on a fast snail

[Gerald]

snails have a tough

[Jimbuna]

time eating concrete chips

[Reece]

and even harder pooping

[TarJak]

bricks when stepped on

[Rockstar]

with doc martens boot

[Flaxpants]

however they do enjoy

[Gerald]

such a long journey

[Flaxpants]

in a horsedrawn carraige

[Gerald]

they eat lunch and

[Flaxpants]

dinner with the queen

[Gerald]

Australian PM she is

[TarJak]

a bloodnut ranga without

[Gerald]

courage "balls" and spirit

[Jimbuna]

of friendship toward mankind

[Herr-Berbunch]

unbeknownst until now, or

[Flaxpants]

She eats Kangaroo babies

[Herr-Berbunch]

for lunch. On the

[Flaxpants]

third week of October

[Herr-Berbunch]

Vendor shall be doing

[Jimbuna]

what she always does

[Gerald]

bring their loved ones

Note. "She" :hmmm:

[Herr-Berbunch]

to dance at Jim's

[Rockstar]

while he tries to

[TarJak]

be a Mackem lackey

[Herr-Berbunch]

before hanging French monkeys

[Rockstar]

securely fastened to his

[Herr-Berbunch]

nose ring. His wife

[Reece]

is also very hairy

[Herr-Berbunch]

which was the attraction

[Jimbuna]

to complement the gibberish

[Gerald]

which all do not

[Herr-Berbunch]

understand things like this

[Gerald]

wonder when this is

[Rockstar]

going to take a

[Reece]

turn for the best!

[Gerald]

I know, but says

[Flaxpants]

who? said the vicar

[Gerald]

member of the clergy

[Flaxpants]

who secretly wears girls

[Reece]

panties and studded leather

[TarJak]

Jhodpurs bell bottoms and

[Flaxpants]

platform shoes with lights

[Herr-Berbunch]

and goes by 'Flaxpants'

[Reece]

. Mounting his trusty steed

[Jimbuna]

whilst nobody was looking

[Herr-Berbunch]

in the busy market

[THE_MASK]

when suddenly a ninja

[Herr-Berbunch]

bought fruit and veg

[Jimbuna]

from the butcher shop

[Herr-Berbunch]

before riding naked through

[Reece]

the crowd showing his

[Lionclaw]

katana, swinging it furiously

[Herr-Berbunch]

before re-sheathing it, then




:yeah:

[antikristuseke]

working 60 hour weeks

[Herr-Berbunch]

earning his million dollars

[Jimbuna]

worth of Australian Pesos

[Herr-Berbunch]

which in todays markets

[antikristuseke]

is cheaper than firewood

[Herr-Berbunch]

he bought Microsoft shares

[Jimbuna]

at the post office

[Herr-Berbunch]

and had change for

[antikristuseke]

a case of lager

[Jimbuna]

some BP ones also

[Gerald]

History speaks for itself

[Jimbuna]

when nobody is listening

[Gerald]

And what does this

[Lionclaw]

mould have to say?

( Mould, as in fungus. )

[Jimbuna]

stop feeding me sh!t

[Lionclaw]

, the toilet said angrily

[Jimbuna]

brown sludge emitting from

[Gerald]

astrology all members to

[TarJak]

keep writing incomprehensible gibberish

[Gerald]

Apparently some have the

[nikimcbee]

Texas two step with

[Gerald]

unlikely that the entire

[Reece]

thread will be sh!t

[Gerald]

we start on the

[Flaxpants]

beginning and end at

[Reece]

beginning of the end

[Flaxpants]

or end of the

[Reece]

Vendors backside, the end.

[Flaxpants]

No! Not the end

[Gerald]

only the beginning of

[Flaxpants]

something new and worthwhile

[Gerald]

that we start with

[Flaxpants]

the start and end