The Four Word Story Game

[Herr-Berbunch]

but over the road

[Reece]

lots of nasal hair

[Herr-Berbunch]

sat waiting for the

[Jimbuna]

right time to sneeze

[Herr-Berbunch]

while also singing a

[Jimbuna]

a fetching religious psalm

[Reece]

, a sudden urge to

[nikimcbee]

turn Emo, Reece dyed

[Jimbuna]

his sheepskin rug yellow

[nikimcbee]

to hide the urine

[Reece]

stain that Mcbee left:O:

[Jimbuna]

Too many broken promises

[Herr-Berbunch]

about how to do

[Reece]

knitting properly, you have

[Herr-Berbunch]

to help cast on




(The missus has just taken it up...)

[Jimbuna]

with a carbon pole

[Lord_magerius]

and a small badger

[Reece]

to keep the wool

[Lord_magerius]

from knotting. Also you

[Jimbuna]

have recently arrived here

[Herr-Berbunch]

looking like a big

[Jimbuna]

wolf in sheeps clothing

[Herr-Berbunch]

although some would say

[Reece]

sheep in wolfs clothing

[Herr-Berbunch]

stinking like a gigantic

[Jimbuna]

heavy metal toilet lid

[Herr-Berbunch]

but I digress, forum

[TarJak]

trolls rarely appear friendly

[Reece]

, they are like zombies

[TarJak]

buying beers for all

[Reece]

, proving they are friendly!

[nikimcbee]

Now Hobbits are totally

[Reece]

nasty creatures that like

[TarJak]

drinking everyone else's beers

[Herr-Berbunch]

, which reminds me of

[Jimbuna]

the area in which

[Herr-Berbunch]

you could download all

[Jimbuna]

your favourite toilet paper

[Reece]

either new or used!

[Jimbuna]

It was a pity

[Reece]

that I tore my

[Jimbuna]

lip on that sausage

[Herr-Berbunch]

whilst going down on

[Jimbuna]

a glass eyed gypsy

[Reece]

saying the following words...

[TarJak]

"I need a beer!"

[Reece]

to handle this woman

[nikimcbee]

Jim squeeled with delite

[Reece]

then puckered up for

[Lord_magerius]

facial suction like he'd

[Reece]

never done before, then

[nikimcbee]

watched teletubbies for six

[Herr-Berbunch]

days, eh oh. Then

[Reece]

bought his own costume

[Herr-Berbunch]

design shop, which included

[convoy hunter]

Hats, shirts, pants, and

[Herr-Berbunch]

an old woman who

[Reece]

very experienced in doing

[convoy hunter]

arts and crafts as

[Jimbuna]

a means of augmenting

[convoy hunter]

just like her old

[Jimbuna]

shoe box with satinised

[Reece]

garters, handcuffs, and whip!

[Jimbuna]

When the Policeman asks

[convoy hunter]

where she was, she

[Herr-Berbunch]

punched one and said

[convoy hunter]

" I am there stranger"

[Reece]

with all my equipment

[Herr-Berbunch]

To which the policemen

[Reece]

asked for a demo

[Herr-Berbunch]

of the skydiving squirrel

[Jimbuna]

down the back alley

[Herr-Berbunch]

when he awoke the

[Reece]

squirrel said to him

[Herr-Berbunch]

nice nuts, salty but

[Jimbuna]

like chocolate salty balls

[Herr-Berbunch]

, to quote South Park,

[Jimbuna]

in the northern suburbs

[convoy hunter]

of new york by

[Herr-Berbunch]

the rivers of babylon

[convoy hunter]

in the rainforests of

[Jimbuna]

the local city park

[nikimcbee]

Yorkshire. The spam factory

[Herr-Berbunch]

had just shut, and

[Jimbuna]

turtles were running amok

[tomfon]

at a complete shock

[Herr-Berbunch]

like Kirk and Spock

[Jimbuna]

sitting on a c*ck

[tomfon]

each holding a fork

[Reece]

screaming Scotty! "beam us

[TLAM Strike]

some delicious hot dogs!"

[TarJak]

Censuring malicious argumentative trolls

[Jimbuna]

with a night stick

[Reece]

isn't easy but fun

[Jimbuna]

cracking open somebodys bun

[convoy hunter]

and with great pleasure

[Admiral8Q]

:hmmm:
stabbing with a fork

[Jimbuna]

a pitch fork preferably

[convoy hunter]

with diamonds and rubies

[Jimbuna]

adorning ones belly button

[Reece]

then stuffing down the

[Jimbuna]

old sack of apples

[Reece]

complete with yummy maggots

[Jimbuna]

from the Outer Hebrides.

[Reece]

Somewhere on Mars Jim

[Jimbuna]

purchased a green parrot

[Admiral8Q]

that annoyingly would say

[Jimbuna]

S-T-F-U :DL

[Admiral8Q]

S-T-F-U :DL
:haha::har:

[nikimcbee]

Having heard that, Reece

[Admiral8Q]

spoke into his mic

[nikimcbee]

Blue light special at

[Jimbuna]

the local dime store

[nikimcbee]

. The sexual tension crackled

[Reece]

, Reece looked at Niki

[convoy hunter]

and then he said:

[TarJak]

"Farnark you all! Goodbye!"

[Jimbuna]

Everyone was absolutely stunned

[tomfon]

. All but me ; the

[Jimbuna]

girdle you were wearing

[convoy hunter]

was so blue that

[Reece]

that even Tomfon was

[Jimbuna]

hiding in the pantry

[nikimcbee]

. And now, for something

[Reece]

completely crude and filthy,

[nikimcbee]

; It's Jimbuna's Flying menagerie

[Jimbuna]

of nubile dwarf miscreants

[nikimcbee]

Who eat pickled herring

[Jimbuna]

even the Tough variety

[nikimcbee]

. Our hero, Jim the

[Jimbuna]

king of all kings

[Reece]

has lost his undies

[TarJak]

but found his toes

[Reece]

and started chewing them

[nikimcbee]

While his sidekick Steed

[Reece]

sat there with his

[TarJak]

sad collection of old

[convoy hunter]

rusty coins from WW2

[Jimbuna]

those WWII chocolate coins

[Reece]

had melted so he

[convoy hunter]

really needed a fridge

[Jimbuna]

for his brown sauce

[Herr_Pete]

that he called Richard

[Jimbuna]

the cross eyed goblin

[Herr-Berbunch]

who used to do

[Jimbuna]

blow jobs for michelin

[nikimcbee]

. Steed got up and

[Reece]

applied for the job

[nikimcbee]

at the ferris wheel

[Reece]

to be on top

[TarJak]

of Nikimcbee's list of

[Jimbuna]

"do it or else!"

[convoy hunter]

stupid people who did

[Reece]

spend all day picking

[Jimbuna]

they're noses with tampons

[Herr-Berbunch]

would also do the

[Reece]

nasty filthy job of

[Lionclaw]

cleaning bathroom floors with

[Jimbuna]

soiled diapers from the

[nikimcbee]

last subsim meet. Meanwhile,

[Reece]

Jim realized that he

[Herr-Berbunch]

hadn't quite lost his

[nikimcbee]

marbles yet, he left

[Herr-Berbunch]

yellow frilly knickers and

[Reece]

other leather items in

[Jimbuna]

a secret storage depot

[Herr-Berbunch]

shoved where the sun

[Jimbuna]

slept with the moon

[Herr-Berbunch]

along with an electric

[Jimbuna]

branding iron marked 'sexy'

[Reece]

His stash was discovered

[convoy hunter]

under very difficult circumstanses

[Jimbuna]

near the outer limits

[HunterICX]

of heaven and hell

[Lionclaw]

where sweets were abundant.

[TarJak]

Malignant malcontents maliciously mangled

[Jimbuna]

the bay city rollers

[Reece]

with awful offal and

[Jimbuna]

a side of fries

[Reece]

singing to the tune

[Herr-Berbunch]

of a blue moon

[Lionclaw]

made of blue cheese

[Reece]

and rotten green meat

[Herr-Berbunch]

smelling like Jim's feet

[Reece]

and Mcbee's toe jam

[tomfon]

."Soir" means "evening" in

[Lionclaw]

French, "kväll" in Swedish.

[tomfon]

Correct! You have won

[Reece]

a jar of toe-jam

[Jimbuna]

smelling like Reece's feet

[Herr-Berbunch]

. On a different matter,

[tomfon]

did you know that

[Jimbuna]

the principle was prejudged

[Reece]

by tomfon's remark about

[TarJak]

pernicious pecuniary penatlies, puerilely

[Reece]

TarJak pouted moronic incomprehensible

[TarJak]

garish garrulous girlish gibberish.

[Jimbuna]

so nothing new there

[tomfon]

, only internet tough guys

[Jimbuna]

who hide behind monitors

[tomfon]

acting childishly while pretending

[Jimbuna]

to know about everything

[OneToughHerring]

while Subsim's nazi members

[Herr-Berbunch]

prance around in frilly

[Jimbuna]

pink fluffy satin girdles

[Reece]

and Tutu's like Herr-Berbunch

[Jimbuna]

when his parents are

[Herr-Berbunch]

out - shopping for some

[Jimbuna]

tough guy vanishing cream

[Herr-Berbunch]

to rub all over

[convoy hunter]

his face. But then

[Jimbuna]

up he popped again

[Admiral8Q]

saying, "IM AMERICAN!!!". Wait

[Jimbuna]

he wasn't an American

[Herr-Berbunch]

he was from the

[Jimbuna]

colder regions up north

[tomfon]

of the Zombies' Land.

[Herr-Berbunch]

Meanwhile, deep in the

[tomfon]

valley where gollums live

[Jimbuna]

with cute little goldfish

[Reece]

squished underfoot by Jimbuna

[tomfon]

,Rodolf, the wise magician,

[Jimbuna]

cast an imaginary pose

[Herr-Berbunch]

of subsimmers that are

[Jimbuna]

really flightless chocolate penguins

[tomfon]

. The wizard's nephew is

[Jimbuna]

a weedy looking fellow

[tomfon]

whom gollums call "Fredo"

[Jimbuna]

the pseudo good samaritan

[tomfon]

. A truly boring character...

[Jimbuna]

you don't meet everyday

[Reece]

, people call him tomfon

[Jimbuna]

the pride of Lilliput

[tomfon]

, the restless lighthouse keeper


(Goodmorning!)

[Reece]

who is very clumsy

[Jimbuna]

when changing light bulbs

[tomfon]

with his tiny fingers

[Reece]

though handy for tight

[Jimbuna]

knickers and suspender belts

[Reece]

not to mention the

[Jimbuna]

furry handcuffs and whips

[Reece]

he used on Jim.

[Herr-Berbunch]

They were Reece's until

[Jimbuna]

the end of playtime

[Reece]

then Herr-Berbunch used them,

[Jimbuna]

to fulfill his desire

[Reece]

letting his passions run

[Herr-Berbunch]

amok in the supermarket

[Jimbuna]

amongst the beans tins

[Herr-Berbunch]

floating down the Nile,