The Four Word Story Game

[Krauter]

thought it would be

[BossMark]

fun to join in

[Flaxpants]

but everyone said 'No!'

[Krauter]

because he smelt like

[BossMark]

fish and it was

[Krauter]

oddly satisfying for Jimbuna :O:

[BossMark]

which was quite unusual

[Flaxpants]

considering that Jim preferred

[Reece]

pigswill and raw crabs

[Flaxpants]

for breakfast. Huge Melons

[BossMark]

for afters soon followed

[Jimbuna]

in an old dustbin

[Herr-Berbunch]

about to be collected

[BossMark]

by Vendor and his

[Jimbuna]

gang of gibbering monkeys

[Reece]

playing with their dirty

[Jimbuna]

jokes and crap innuendos

[Reece]

and verbal diarrhea forcing

[BossMark]

us all to run

[Jimbuna]

around like headless chickens

[Herr-Berbunch]

upon sighting the big

[TarJak]

feet. Yum cha served

[Jimbuna]

aboard a slave ship

[TarJak]

with complete abandon, driving

[BossMark]

us all round the

[sidslotm]

U bend, deeper and

[TarJak]

faster than a speeding

[BossMark]

train which was driven

[Jimbuna]

by the fat controller

[BossMark]

who was in a

[Herr-Berbunch]

court hearing due to

[BossMark]

stealing all the gold

[Jimbuna]

from the piggy bank

[BossMark]

which belonged to Reece

[Herr-Berbunch]

and TarJak's gay bar

[BossMark]

and both of them

[Herr-Berbunch]

liked dressing up in

[BossMark]

drag so that now

[Herr-Berbunch]

one could be the

[Jimbuna]

star of the show

[BossMark]

in which he did

[Jimbuna]

many sailors 'good turns'

[BossMark]

for a price of

[Gerald]

taking a theory or

[BossMark]

running into more trouble

[Gerald]

in Punjab, Sarabjit Pandher

[BossMark]

with the local police

[Rockstar]

for not paying alimony

[Jimbuna]

to the local Taliban

[BossMark]

who where very annoyed

[Reece]

who were very annoyed when Reece corrected BossMark

[BossMark]

whos spelling is crap

[Jimbuna]

who's spelling is crap


and needed correcting again

[BossMark]

oh dear not again

[Jimbuna]

said the actress to

[TarJak]

Jimbuna who cried into

[BossMark]

his beer then he

[TarJak]

reluctantly confessed to a

[Jimbuna]

dashing young traffic cop

[TarJak]

that he'd parked on

[Jimbuna]

the Newcastle swing bridge

[BossMark]

which is all ways

[Feuer Frei!]

a grand old drive

[BossMark]

to the town of

[Reece]

Gotham city where Jim

[BossMark]

was looking for Batman

[Jimbuna]

in those sexy tights

[Reece]

, Jim swooned with delight

[Jimbuna]

he sensed a fight

[Reece]

when BossMark challenged him

[TarJak]

to a fish slapping

[Jimbuna]

the first one battered

[Gerald]

woman, syndrome as a

[Jimbuna]

way of entertaining guests

[BossMark]

which all had a

[Jimbuna]

pie in the sky

[BossMark]

with a nice pie

[Jimbuna]

and peas dish served

[BossMark]

with chips and a

[sidslotm]

evil looking pig lips

[BossMark]

who stunk like a

[Jimbuna]

scuppered sailor eating garlic

[TarJak]

bananas with cheese and

[Feuer Frei!]

mayonnaise. The double dip

[TarJak]

caused salmonella to spread

[Feuer Frei!]

state wide, with the

[TarJak]

breadknife covered in tinfoil

[Feuer Frei!]

and the wooden chopping

[BossMark]

board was full of

[Jimbuna]

maggots and fetid worms

[Feuer Frei!]

which were scooped up

[Jimbuna]

by a hungry seagull

[TarJak]

from the Italian Navy

[Feuer Frei!]

or was it the

[BossMark]

Irish navy which is

[Jimbuna]

based on an airfield

[BossMark]

in the middle of

[Gerald]

the Night, in desert

[Jimbuna]

camouflage paterned silk pyjamas

[BossMark]

which they borrowed off

[Gerald]

some of the clown

[Jimbuna]

from Billy Smarts Circus

[Gerald]

"The Unstoppable Sex Machine"

[TarJak]

repairman Vendor, whose dripping

[Gerald]

rate, you can control

[TarJak]

with a small valve

[Gerald]

of steel gate, globe,

[Feuer Frei!]

and double posting news

[BossMark]

in which he is

[Feuer Frei!]

a big offender because

[BossMark]

he is a very

[Feuer Frei!]

thorough poster which surprises

[TarJak]

no-one adept at posting

[Feuer Frei!]

. The members were outraged

[TarJak]

at the prawn bile

[Jimbuna]

eminating from his small

[sidslotm]

orifice on the left

[Gerald]

.Feuer Frei cry now

[TarJak]

is the Winter of

[Gerald]

our discontent. Made glorious

[TarJak]

by reducing our carbon

[Jimbuna]

emissions from pot holes

[TarJak]

like Julia's back door

[Rockstar]

where only the brave

[Gerald]

has been called,one

[Jimbuna]

name was simply ignored...

[Gerald]

.....If the optional database

[Jimbuna]

of the right-angled hypotenuse

[nikimcbee]

of Tarjak's love for

[Jimbuna]

a raspberry flavoured boomerang

[nikimcbee]

panties of the PM (aussie PM)
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Tarjak, luv, I have a present for you.

Not to be forgotton, she also had a gift for Reece.
(coz you knew he'd cry if he didn't get something too.
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[Jimbuna]

the crowd went wild

[nikimcbee]

when Reece saw his

[Jimbuna]

wifes bloomers on tv

[Gerald]

was a short-lived British

[nikimcbee]

sitcom was started, called "

[Jimbuna]

"The Golden Girls Revisited"

[BossMark]

and was watched by

[Gerald]

more people than her

[BossMark]

than many of us

[Jimbuna]

or even more than

[Gerald]

expected at the end

[sidslotm]

found themselves screaming for

[BossMark]

hours on end, so

[Gerald]

you know what its

[Jimbuna]

I wish I understood

[BossMark]

what its all about

[Jimbuna]

a glitch in translation

[nikimcbee]

; It should read "Geordies

[Jimbuna]

Boys we are here"

[nikimcbee]

But Brian Johnson is

[Jimbuna]

an old cricket commentator

[nikimcbee]

who sings for a

[Falkirion]

barbershop quartet who were

[BossMark]

with Monty Pythons Flying

[Jimbuna]

Elephants who often toured

[sidslotm]

the galaxies distant planets

[Jimbuna]

in their local neighbourhood

[BossMark]

bat mobile which was

[Jimbuna]

going for a song

[Feuer Frei!]

contest but opted out

[Jimbuna]

of the relay race

[BossMark]

because nobody could sing

[Feuer Frei!]

or run because the

[BossMark]

beer had taken its

[Feuer Frei!]

toll on the competitors

[Jimbuna]

in the milk race

[Feuer Frei!]

for one-eared competitors, which

[Paul Riley]

after a huge cheer
:06::haha:

[TarJak]

came from the crowd.

[Paul Riley]

Caesar shouted out "BEGIN!"
:har:

[Feuer Frei!]

but Jim jumped the

[Paul Riley]

gun and ran into

[Feuer Frei!]

the referee who was

[BossMark]

as bent as a

[Feuer Frei!]

crowbar. Why? Because he

[Jimbuna]

liked to prise open

[BossMark]

Vendors wallet, but that

[Paul Riley]

is only as big

[Feuer Frei!]

as a walnut shell

[BossMark]

which is hard to

[Feuer Frei!]

comprehend due to the

[Paul Riley]

complexity of the lock.

[Herr-Berbunch]

Once opened though, the

[Paul Riley]

vacuum of space engulfed

[BossMark]

the entire atmosphere, so

[Paul Riley]

the lesson here is...

[Feuer Frei!]

"don't open it before...

[Paul Riley]

the clock strikes midnight...

[Feuer Frei!]

". When all is said

[Paul Riley]

the transformation begins into

[BossMark]

a wild beast that

[Paul Riley]

resembles a hairy torpedo

[Feuer Frei!]

with tinted eye lashes

[Paul Riley]

which can deflect even

[Feuer Frei!]

the biggest of floaties

[Paul Riley]

,attaching a weighted buoy

[nikimcbee]

, which the Coasties fixed.

[Jimbuna]

In days of old

[Feuer Frei!]

they did it differently

[Paul Riley]

,especially when baking buns,

[Jimbuna]

in old clay ovens

[Paul Riley]

which could walk around

[Herr-Berbunch]

in great big slippers

[BossMark]

which was very funny,

[Jimbuna]

made from play doh

[Paul Riley]

which could be rotated

[Paul Riley]

which was very funny,

no s**t! :har:

[Gerald]

.Hi Paul all good?

[Paul Riley]

.Hi Paul all good?

Is this part of the story? LOL ,if not i'm doing ok thanks,just making final preparations for my new campaign,just been installing a few mods tonight.
Are you ok? :up:

[nikimcbee]

Chapter 453
Reece finds

[Gerald]

Is this part of the story? LOL ,if not i'm doing ok thanks,just making final preparations for my new campaign,just been installing a few mods tonight.
Are you ok? :up: Yes, everything is good

[Jimbuna]

Chapter 453
Reece finds

where he originated from

[nikimcbee]

: The spawn of a

[Gerald]

dying kind by obliteration

[Jimbuna]

in a warped world

[Paul Riley]

where walking ovens roam,

[Gerald]

ing, strolling, strutting, wandering

[nikimcbee]

smurfing hot chicks in

[Jimbuna]

inside your own mind

[Gerald]

and the rest of

[Jimbuna]

the quality street gangs

[Gerald]

,or QSG as it

[Jimbuna]

not a freakin clue :doh:

[Gerald]

,what I want to do

Note: Sorry :06:

[Paul Riley]

is go to bed...

:zzz:

[Gerald]

...make sure you're relaxed

Note: Good night my friend,:up:

[Jimbuna]

and in your pyjamas

[Gerald]

is the complete thing

[Feuer Frei!]

for a trouble-free and

[Jimbuna]

very relaxing body wax

[Gerald]

from the neck, down

[Feuer Frei!]

to the toes and

[Jimbuna]

into every nook and

[Gerald]

every cave-type area in

[Jimbuna]

local psychiatric assessment ward

[BossMark]

in which he was

[TarJak]

deploying his evil forces

[Gerald]

will reveal themselves in

[BossMark]

a mud bath, dressed as

[TarJak]

Vendor's aunt. Dalliances with

[Jimbuna]

the king of rock

[Paul Riley]

and his packed colon,

[BossMark]

which had a very

[Herr-Berbunch]

bad smell about it

[BossMark]

,it smelt just like

[Herr-Berbunch]

the Labour Party manifesto


:O:Go on, bite!

[BossMark]

only because the Tories

:smug:

[Herr-Berbunch]

stole all the deoderant

[BossMark]

because they stink like