The Four Word Story Game

[BossMark]

which was rather odd

[TarJak]

inserted sideways into his

[Jimbuna]

I couldn't possibly say

[BossMark]

but it was funny:D

[U570]

until the agony settled

[Jimbuna]

down for the night

[nikimcbee]

whilst coughing, wheezing, and

[BossMark]

telling Reece to drink

[Jimbuna]

up all his gruel

[nikimcbee]

and goat's milk. Reece

[u crank]

refused but offered Niki

[Reece]

the concoction, he accepted

[U570]

and they drank together

[Reece]

, U570 joined the binge

[BossMark]

but was violent ill

[Reece]

falling head first into

[BossMark]

into the cesspit then

[Jimbuna]

dragging the others in

[U570]

after him because they

[Reece]

saw Jim trying to

[BossMark]

pull a pint of

[Jimbuna]

broon dog from the

[U570]

closet where his brother

[u crank]

hid them. TarJak was

[Reece]

singing whilst sliding down

[Rockstar]

the Niagra falls highwire

[Reece]

until he hit the

[BossMark]

bottom then started to

[U570]

gurgle like a cherub

[Reece]

and crying bitterly until

[U570]

his mum gave him

[Reece]

a nappy change and

[BossMark]

his bottle of milk

[Reece]

, he was then burped

[TarJak]

to remove the gas

[Jimbuna]

from his arm pits

[TarJak]

where he stored his

[BossMark]

rather funny looking codpiece

[TarJak]

constructed from ancient teacosies

[Jimbuna]

and wild elderberry seeds

[U570]

that implant in your

[TarJak]

gestational tract until germination

[Jimbuna]

of the poppy seed

[Reece]

, most fascinating Spock said!

[Jimbuna]

pulling at Kirks whistle

[U570]

was the man himself

[u crank]

Mr. Sulu, who didn't

[Reece]

accept a date with

[BossMark]

Mrs Spock because she

[U570]

had a warty mose

[Herr-Berbunch]

, and an angry ex

[Reece]

but he did date

[Jimbuna]

the local village eedjit

[Reece]

aka Jimbuna, together they

[Jimbuna]

Reece continue worrying sheep

[Herr-Berbunch]

with the economy and

[Jimbuna]

all that bad press

[Reece]

not to mention stink

[BossMark]

ing the house of

[Reece]

commons where Jim plays

[TarJak]

the fool for BossMark

[Reece]

, that certainly is common!

[Kaye T. Bai]

Although, there are many

[Jimbuna]

who tried and failed

[BossMark]

at being a spammer

[u crank]

Jim gave lessons to

[Jimbuna]

the Queen of Sheba

[U570]

for doing the tango

[Reece]

in a bordello whilst

[Kaye T. Bai]

walking into a pub

[BossMark]

for a pint and

[U570]

bought another thirty two

[Reece]

for TarJak and BossMark

[U570]

who promptly threw up

[Jimbuna]

both hands in astonishment

[Reece]

that Jim could only

[TarJak]

dedicate himself to perverted

[Jimbuna]

meat eating horned toads

[BossMark]

that where about to

[Jimbuna]

eat some meat obviously

[U570]

because these toads were

[Reece]

dead and rotting, mmm,

[Jimbuna]

said the boy wonder

[BossMark]

to Reece who looked

[nikimcbee]

dashing in his new

[u crank]

cowboy boots and hat

[nikimcbee]

with matching red dress

[Jimbuna]

and sky blue pink

[u crank]

handbag loaded down with

[Jimbuna]

a ton of manure

[Reece]

, I was a sight!!:dead:

[BossMark]

for sore eyes, then

[Reece]

pulled myself together and

[U570]

pulled a leg muscle

[Reece]

, damn that hurts! I

[U570]

can't believe you said

[Reece]

"damn", should have been

[U570]

you keeping your mouth

[Jimbuna]

close to the caterpillar

[Reece]

for some extra protein

[Jimbuna]

and a little muscular

[Herr-Berbunch]

relaxant, meaning your muscles

[TarJak]

ceased their intense clenching

[nikimcbee]

of Reece's......................hand:o:O:, then

[Jimbuna]

his head fell off

[BossMark]

and rolled down the

[Jimbuna]

back of his tail

[U570]

and into Niagra

[Reece]

falls where it struck

[u crank]

BossMark who was swimming

[Reece]

naked with TarJak, then

[TarJak]

Reeve dived in to

[BossMark]

to play water polo

[Reece]

batting his eyelids enticing

[U570]

u-crank to do things

[Reece]

naughty with woman's clothes

[Jimbuna]

and cheap taccy makeup

[Reece]

enticing BossMark whose tongue

[U570]

was tied around a

[Reece]

bone that the dog

[U570]

that profusely bit at

[BossMark]

but failed to get

[U570]

at BossMark's little terrier

[u crank]

, a yappy little fella

[U570]

that bit a snapping turtle

[Reece]

. Meanwhile U570 decided to

[TarJak]

perform lewd acts onstage

[Reece]

much to u crank's amusement

[TarJak]

the twirling of his

[U570]

little ribbons on my

[Reece]

nickers made TarJak swoon

[U570]

as well as Reece's

[BossMark]

knickers which where rather

[Reece]

petite and sexy, arousing

[TarJak]

BossMark into a lather

[U570]

of oily mess that

[Reece]

turned the whole affair

[nikimcbee]

with Jim into a:o

[BossMark]

right shambles of a

[nikimcbee]

love triangle with Tarjak

[BossMark]

who was rather unhappy

[nikimcbee]

, because he still had

[U570]

jim's wedding ring from

[nikimcbee]

the subsim meet. They

[BossMark]

decided to go for

[U570]

their second date on

[TarJak]

Privateers car roof, surfing

[U570]

the web for more

[Reece]

exotic ways to enrich

[BossMark]

their local knocking shop

[Reece]

and succeeded by visiting

[TarJak]

hospital to repair his

[BossMark]

rather worn out and

[U570]

dead arm after he

[Reece]

jammed it in a

[TarJak]

monkey spanking machine, made

[Jimbuna]

by a sex starved

[BossMark]

Reece who looked at

[Jimbuna]

dirty magazines every day

[U570]

to learn some antics

[Reece]

about BossMark who played

[U570]

giddy-up with TarJak's foot

[BossMark]

ball which was in

[Reece]

Jim's mouth where it

[U570]

was firmly in place.

[Jimbuna]

Casting all that aside

[u crank]

Reece hitchhiked to next

[Jimbuna]

brothel on the map

[Reece]

where he found Jim

[BossMark]

looking for a good

[Jimbuna]

bottle of brown ale

[U570]

, alas he couldn't find

[Reece]

any, only a whore!!

[BossMark]

with one leg and

[U570]

a slight left limp

[Reece]

but Jim didn't care

[BossMark]

because all he wanted

[Reece]

was a dose of

[U570]

foot warmers and sheep

[Jimbuna]

for his woolen slippers

[Reece]

that stank of cheese

[Jimbuna]

and sweet maidens water

[nikimcbee]

was served to Jim

[Jimbuna]

in a hand basket

[nikimcbee]

filled with clam chowdah

[u crank]

that strangely leaked some

[Jimbuna]

stinking mass of froth

[BossMark]

from the local brewery

[Jimbuna]

down at the abattoir

[nikimcbee]

or the curry depot

[U570]

which destroys toilets in

[u crank]

eight different countries and

[U570]

in the oceans between.

[nikimcbee]

Meanwhile, Steed was still

[Reece]

ranting like a lunatic!

[U570]

He proceeded to turn

[Reece]

to McBee and kick

[U570]

his toe until it

[Reece]

swelled so big it

[U570]

blew up in an

[Reece]

explosion that covered everyone

[U570]

in pus, making Jim

[Reece]

turn green until he

[U570]

threw up over the

[BossMark]

barmaid who was rather

[Reece]

disgusted and slapped Jim

[U570]

on the back of

[Jimbuna]

his right buttock cheek

[Reece]

causing a loud CRACK!

[Jimbuna]

to appear in the

[u crank]

space-time continuum which caused

[Reece]

Captain Kirk to beam here

[U570]

a person who doesn't-know-four-words

[Jimbuna]

or a game horse

[BossMark]

that Reece had backed

[u crank]

down a one-way street

[Harald_Lange]

. Then they all died.

[Jimbuna]

but lived happily everafter

[u crank]

on the enchanted boardwalk

[nikimcbee]

next to parkplace on

[Jimbuna]

seventy seven sunset strip

[TarJak]

where Jims favorite curry

[U570]

was being held hostage

[Reece]

until Reece ate it!

[u crank]

But, unfortunately it didn't

[Reece]

satisfy me so I

[U570]

I went to the

[Reece]

local restaurant and ordered

[BossMark]

a dozen more with

[Reece]

extra curry and peppers

[U570]

to which I promptly

[Reece]

stole half and ran

[Jimbuna]

under an oncoming elephant

[Reece]

that sat on U570

[Jimbuna]

whilst grinning quite wickedly

[nikimcbee]

at the octomom thread

[BossMark]

and drinking a can

[Jimbuna]

of pure lubricating oil

[nikimcbee]

to keep the ferret:huh:

[u crank]

from squeaking. Somebody call

[nikimcbee]

the batphone quick, because

[Reece]

the Ferret has escaped

[u crank]

and was seen down

[Reece]

at the ladies toilets

[nikimcbee]

trying to make some

[BossMark]

money by doing a

[Falkirion]

dance number from the

[Reece]

bench seat attracting women

[U570]

because of his dancing.

[Reece]

They grabbed him and