The Four Word Story Game

[TarJak]

he regurgitated over nikimcbee's

[nikimcbee]

wonderful prose. He cracked

[TarJak]

another tinny, said bonzer

[nikimcbee]

and passed out face

[Randomizer]

down in the deep

[Jimbuna]

feathered pillow given him

[Reece]

by playmate TarJak who

[Jimbuna]

had sex with Reece

[TarJak]

's distant female cousin, Keira.

[Randomizer]

Meanwhile, bragging rights were

[Jimbuna]

withdrawn from all peasants

[TarJak]

in nikimcbee's little feifdom

[BossMark]

which helped to sooth

[Jimbuna]

the odd dwarfs wrinkle

[BossMark]

who was a playmate

[Herr-Berbunch]

in Berlusconi's playboy mansion

[Jimbuna]

atop the seventh hill

[BossMark]

right next to TarJak

[Randomizer]

and his pink Yugo

[Jimbuna]

parked in the gutter

[Reece]

outside Jim's house where

[Randomizer]

beer hunters lay waiting

[Reece]

in the nude to

[BossMark]

drink beer and have

[Jimbuna]

'destroy a Yugo' party

[TarJak]

till you puke, then

[BossMark]

drink some more and

[PapaKilo]

play dead on the

[Takeda Shingen]

angry troll who always

[PapaKilo]

right, but he forgives

[BossMark]

when the time is

[Takeda Shingen]

right for self serving

[PapaKilo]

that noone cares about (TKS do not edit pls :))

[Takeda Shingen]

since his mouth runs (four words please)

[PapaKilo]

loud and proud so

[Takeda Shingen]

and yet so foolishly

[PapaKilo]

others can't cope with

[Takeda Shingen]

his meaningless, silly ramblings

[PapaKilo]

which afterall has point

[Takeda Shingen]

that's not important anyway

[PapaKilo]

because other troll better

[Takeda Shingen]

he trolls the troll

[PapaKilo]

and feels as much

[Takeda Shingen]

as the resident trollslayer

[PapaKilo]

we proud to have

[Jimbuna]

a new easter bonnet

[BossMark]

which lost 3 1

[PapaKilo]

who never gave a damn

[Jimbuna]

about the championship league

[Randomizer]

of dwarf tossers. Fortunately

[Jimbuna]

somebody brought a catapult

[Randomizer]

, used to pult Cats

[Jimbuna]

through a washing mangle

[Reece]

creating a cat floater

[Randomizer]

of catastrophic dimensions and

[TarJak]

guzzled down by Randomizer

[Kaye T. Bai]

and his mother's hairy

[TarJak]

armpits had a whiff

[BossMark]

of rather a unusual

[Reece]

sight to see him

[Randomizer]

a pint of lager

[Reece]

pouring over TarJak's head

[TarJak]

and into Reece's glass

[Randomizer]

causing some mild intoxication.

[BossMark]

In which Reece had

[TarJak]

missed the bus and

[Reece]

blamed BossMark, for now

[TarJak]

is the winter of

[Jimbuna]

our discontent with regard

[sidslotm]

to all matters naval

[Jimbuna]

and canine in nature

[Reece]

, this brilliant deduction by

[Jimbuna]

the worlds oldest frog

[Reece]

who just croaked it

[Herr-Berbunch]

proved later to be

[Reece]

by TarJaks big foot

[Randomizer]

and Cats of War.

[Reece]

Randomizer decided to visit

[TarJak]

his local vindaloo parlour

[Randomizer]

, full of tame vindaloo's

[Reece]

full of curry that

[Randomizer]

failed to curry favour

[nikimcbee]

the subsim meet in

[Jimbuna]

the UK next year

[BossMark]

and drink loads of

[Jimbuna]

special tomato ketchup cocktails

[BossMark]

which are made by

[TarJak]

combining spitballs with caramel

[Herr-Berbunch]

wafers, and a hefty

[nikimcbee]

hefty dose of Fosters.

[Randomizer]

After the kitchen exploded

[Jimbuna]

in a mushroom cloud

[PapaKilo]

I lost the text

[Randomizer]

message stating that several

[Jimbuna]

were always on watch

[Reece]

before she went down

[BossMark]

to the pub for

[nikimcbee]

a glass of water

[Randomizer]

and a beer chaser

[Reece]

, four straws and a

[TarJak]

stonking big stogie, smelling

[Reece]

or rather stinking everyone

[Jimbuna]

up to high heaven

[TarJak]

and lower South Shields

[Jimbuna]

in the barren outback

[Reece]

where the natives were

[Jimbuna]

still eating one another

[Randomizer]

with HP sauce. Later

[BossMark]

Reece decided that he

[Jimbuna]

wanted a sex change

[BossMark]

so off he went

[Jimbuna]

to the local butchers

[Reece]

but decided against it.:oops:

[Jimbuna]

purchasing a dress instead

[Gerald]

for their big days

[Jimbuna]

at the local asylum

[Gerald]

seekers, will only be

[Reece]

white jackets, Vendor wore

[BossMark]

a very silly white

[Jimbuna]

pair of frilly knickers

[TarJak]

around the engorged head

[Jimbuna]

of the heathen element

[BossMark]

which was hand made

[Jimbuna]

from a plaster cast

[Randomizer]

of Uranus. Later, several

[Jimbuna]

orifices were opened up

[Gerald]

their upper and lower

[Randomizer]

extremities showing signs of

[BossMark]

decay and it looked

[TarJak]

left before walking quickly

[Reece]

to the bushes for

[Gerald]

the escape of a

[BossMark]

very naughty Jim who

[Gerald]

shows he could be

[1480]

smeared with rendered ambergris

[BossMark]

which can be rather

[Jimbuna]

tasteful in fashion terms

[Gerald]

so,elegance go happily

[Jimbuna]

with a good beer

[BossMark]

and a Vodka chaser

[Gerald]

in a tall glass

[Jimbuna]

with a short straw

[Gerald]

from, Ed Eagle novel

[TarJak]

"Tequila Mockingbird". Moustache rides

[Gerald]

and, David Lee Roth

[1480]

the sign proclaimed in

[Randomizer]

Sanskrit text with naked

[TarJak]

acid burns all over

[Reece]

Vendors butt from practicing

[TarJak]

self administered LSD injections

[Gerald]

which Reece, used frequently :O:

[TarJak]

to decorate his man-cave

[Randomizer]

with his enemy's heads.

[Gerald]

.Today begins this weekend

[TarJak]

but yesterday begins the

[Reece]

day Vendor bends over

[Jimbuna]

his computer for ages

[Reece]

waiting for first contact

[Jimbuna]

with a sticky keyboard

[BossMark]

which was caused by

[Jimbuna]

an over indulgance of

[Gerald]

much, pleasure for Reece

[Jimbuna]

viewing the ghastly scene

[Gerald]

at the Bayonne home

[Jimbuna]

and country manor house

[Gerald]

surrounded by 365 acres

[Jimbuna]

of hot kolten lava

[Gerald]

flows out of a

[Jimbuna]

very small holed orifice

[Gerald]

plates, are most commonly

[1480]

used for entertaining, while

[BossMark]

TarJak danced with a

[Gerald]

naked girls who were

[BossMark]

helping themselves to all

[Jimbuna]

used on a grill

[Randomizer]

to cook more Bacon

[TarJak]

flavoured, sanitary napkins for

[Randomizer]

Bacon flavoured anything tastes

[Gerald]

like,new gourmet seasoning

[TarJak]

for Vendors' sole delight

[Gerald]

in hotel, four seasons

[TarJak]

in one day played

[Randomizer]

with the scruffy Cat

[TarJak]

in Mrs Buna's curry

[Jimbuna]

served with a naan

[BossMark]

,and a rather bewildered

[Jimbuna]

three legged turtle dove

[BossMark]

who was lost while

[Jimbuna]

taking a maiden flight

[Gerald]

on 20th October, after

[Randomizer]

the rains ended. Fortunately

[1480]

no flightless birds were

[Gerald]

to take care of

[Jimbuna]

the marianas turkey shoot

[Gerald]

,for the one sided

[BossMark]

football game which is

[Randomizer]

being played tomorrow. Afterwords

[Jimbuna]

are really quite meaningless

[sidslotm]

so the screaming must

[Gerald]

look very closely at

[BossMark]

the way things happen

[sidslotm]

when Chuck Norris decides

[Jimbuna]

to take a shower

[Gerald]

every day and it

[sidslotm]

drive them all completely

[Jimbuna]

barmy as in army

[Gerald]

is a semi-organised group

[Jimbuna]

of little green midget

[BossMark]

men who lived next

[Jimbuna]

to the local asylum

[Gerald]

office, as we process

[Jimbuna]

further emulsified slices of

[Gerald]

rapid rate at which

[BossMark]

Reece was quite happy

[Randomizer]

to flush down the

[BossMark]

vomit after drinking loads

[Jimbuna]

of hot unleaded petrol

[TarJak]

with a dash of

[BossMark]

diesel and a rubber

[Jimbuna]

doll sucking a dummy

[Gerald]

on the special bottle

[nikimcbee]

of Fosters home brew

[Jimbuna]

made in Outer Mongolia

[BossMark]

and tasted just like

[Jimbuna]

a warm serving of

[BossMark]

cold goulash made by

[Jimbuna]

some ugly looking ghoul

[Gerald]

,scary, nasty and gross

[Jimbuna]

in all it's paraphernalia

[Gerald]

is a drug,term

[Jimbuna]

or a prison sentence

[Gerald]

,sentenced by a court

[BossMark]

of total in justace

[Gerald]

,has raised a total

[Jimbuna]

of a lot more

[BossMark]

to be added, also

[Gerald]

to them all girls

[Jimbuna]

anyone for more tennis

[Gerald]

,to late for that

[Jimbuna]

said the echo sounder

[Gerald]

about the days of

[Reece]

life here on subsim

[Gerald]

which Reece plays instruments

[Jimbuna]

in an honest fashion

[Jimbuna]

goodnight and god bless

[Reece]

, have a good sleep!

[1480]

While back in Perth,

[Gerald]

after three defeats in

[Jimbuna]

a crappy bingo game

[Reece]

that Jim slept through