The Four Word Story Game

[Jimbuna]

due to an overdue

[Wigabee]

... removal of spent brass ...

[Spiced_Rum]

from the leather wallet

[TarJak]

in your back pocket

[Jimbuna]

watches are timeless reminders

[BossMark]

of time to go

[Jimbuna]

for a relaxing sauna

[Tango589]

in darkest, coldest Scandenavia

[Jimbuna]

where mountain goats hide

[Tango589]

under large wooly blankets

[Jimbuna]

of ice cold snow

[Tango589]

with multiple killer penguins

[Jimbuna]

dressed in pink leotards

[Tango589]

dancing the paso doble

[Spiced_Rum]

while bulls snort angrily

[Jimbuna]

at a full moon

[TarJak]

party in Thailand's famous

[u crank]

shipping container district where

[BossMark]

TarJak wondered where all

[Spiced_Rum]

old robots were stored

[u crank]

. These robots were famous

[Jimbuna]

in the opinion of

[u crank]

the robot apprecation league

[Spiced_Rum]

unlike the new types

[Jimbuna]

of cardboard lettuce leaves

[Spiced_Rum]

that are crisper dry

[Jimbuna]

when compared to ostriches

[TarJak]

with tired legs. Dereliction

[Jimbuna]

of duty was normal

[Tango589]

when done by governments

[Jimbuna]

from a questionable country

[u crank]

where the beer is

[Jimbuna]

brewed in a peculier

[TarJak]

tubular array of cutlery

[Tango589]

with the forks missing

[Jimbuna]

the rest of the

[TarJak]

match due to injury

[Jimbuna]

to the drop bear

[TarJak]

whose anesthetic addled mind

[u crank]

suddenly realized his predicament

[BossMark]

which in a odd

[Jimbuna]

way, evened things out

[Tango589]

on a tuesday afternoon

[Jimbuna]

in the heat of

[Spiced_Rum]

a bar room brawl

[Tango589]

between Taiwanese fighting sheep

[Jimbuna]

and yellow luboid daleks

[TarJak]

without their usual equipment.

[Jimbuna]

Recently failed to support

[u crank]

the local Tory dog-catcher

[Tango589]

in finding escaped Labradoodles

[Jimbuna]

from the local dairy

[Spiced_Rum]

where hairy Mary played

[Jimbuna]

with Donald the duck

[BossMark]

at spin the bottle

[Jimbuna]

on a mud flat

[Spiced_Rum]

at low tide because

[u crank]

that's the best way

[Jimbuna]

to skin a cat

[TarJak]

when you are drunk.

[Jimbuna]

There was once a

[BossMark]

large cat who liked

[Jimbuna]

to play with budgies

[TarJak]

smuggled in BossMarks trunks

[Tango589]

along with pickled eggs

[Jimbuna]

and layers of tripe

[Tango589]

being carried by Einstien

[Jimbuna]

the three legged terrier

[Spiced_Rum]

, fourth leg is beagle,

[TarJak]

Splitting infinitives is easy

[Jimbuna]

as chewing a wasp

[TarJak]

filled, barbed wire bottle

[Tango589]

soaked in old Hamms'

[Jimbuna]

that eedjits drank merrily

[TarJak]

whilst plumbing their drains

[u crank]

in a comical attempt

[TarJak]

to stem the flow

[Jimbuna]

from the stirrup pump

[BossMark]

TarJak decided to use

[Jimbuna]

for his bladder problem

[TarJak]

. Judicious use of the

[u crank]

device enabled him to

[Jimbuna]

play a canny tune

[TarJak]

with his trouser flute

[u crank]

which was a cause

[Spiced_Rum]

of celebration down under

[Jimbuna]

neath the cabbage patch

[TarJak]

kid doll's house, where

[Jimbuna]

TarJak spied on snails

[TarJak]

mating in Jim's bed.

[Jimbuna]

Now that we've established

[Tango589]

defibrillators sound like marmalade

[Jimbuna]

being squeezed through thongs

[Tango589]

, a cure for dry skin

[Jimbuna]

but hopeless for acne

[TarJak]

covered bean counters with

[Jimbuna]

a penchant for monopolies

[TarJak]

and oligarchy of the

[Jimbuna]

fifth dimension above and

[TarJak]

17th triangulation of the

[Spiced_Rum]

unknown. "Why bother?" asked

[Jimbuna]

his one eyed sister

[TarJak]

whilst shaving her furry

[Jimbuna]

dashboard pink fluffy dice

[TarJak]

suspended between her firm

[Tango589]

of Wall Street lawyers

[Jimbuna]

dressed like dapper dans

[TarJak]

with excitable dachshunds whirling

[Tango589]

in day-glo orange mankinis'

[Jimbuna]

borrowed from TarJaks wardrobe

[TarJak]

where Jim lurked voyeuristically.

[Jimbuna]

from his strategic position

[Tango589]

on the shed roof

[Jimbuna]

next to the citadel

[Spiced_Rum]

of specialist magazines and

[Jimbuna]

pictures of pinup girls

[Spiced_Rum]

aged 60 plus years

[Jimbuna]

and over twenty stone

[Spiced_Rum]

with great personalities and

[Jimbuna]

a hair line fracture

[Spiced_Rum]

in the bed post

[Jimbuna]

kept together with elastoplasts

[Tango589]

years out of date

[Jimbuna]

and walnut cakes baked

[Tango589]

with absolutely no walnuts

[Jimbuna]

but a lot of

[TarJak]

arse biscuits and smegma

[Jimbuna]

served on a large

[u crank]

table with no legs

[TarJak]

but four arms and

[Jimbuna]

two urine stained cushions

[TarJak]

on Jims bed. Decongestant

[Jimbuna]

is a thankful release

[TarJak]

for clogged and stuffy

[Spiced_Rum]

pipes and bendy tubes

[Tango589]

of turd flavoured toothpaste

[Jimbuna]

not forgetting the ringworm

[Spiced_Rum]

which likes uphill gardens

[Jimbuna]

and scented hanging baskets

[Gerald]

that will last all

[BossMark]

day in the sewer

[Jimbuna]

commonly known as Leeds

[TarJak]

United's home ground. Swamp

[Jimbuna]

country, known as Sweden

[Gerald]

with some very well

[Jimbuna]

servings of a lean

[TarJak]

mean green fighting machine

[Jimbuna]

built by George Foreman

[Gerald]

one of the biggest

[TarJak]

fat free cooking implements

[u crank]

available. Of course this

[TarJak]

incompetent argument was easily

[Jimbuna]

ratcheted up a notch

[Tango589]

when pictures of Petra

[TarJak]

were displayed for kranz

[Jimbuna]

the Polish puppet master

[Gerald]

continues to live in

[Tango589]

morbid fear of spaghetti

[Jimbuna]

hoops and boiled eels

[Gerald]

in a spiced stock

[Jimbuna]

suitably blended with generous

[Gerald]

blend of musk, myrrh

[Jimbuna]

and toffee apple sauce

[u crank]

served with a smile

[Gerald]

last year in London

[Jimbuna]

in the Soho district

[Gerald]

which is home to

[u crank]

so many happy campers

[Jimbuna]

from the demonised areas

[Gerald]

, the research does identify

[u crank]

high amount of lowlife

[Gerald]

to your character, whenever

[Tango589]

the abominable snowman rises

[TarJak]

abdominally to the challenge

[Gerald]

with new experimental studies

[BossMark]

at the local brewery

[Jimbuna]

down at the sewer

[Gerald]

,is a song by

[Jimbuna]

a certain piece of

[u crank]

musical claptrap known as

[Gerald]

Leeds local barber shop

[u crank]

quartet. BossMark started this

[Jimbuna]

panic in all society

[Gerald]

it spread to Tyneside

[Jimbuna]

next to the vatican

[Gerald]

and family restaurants, serving

[u crank]

deep fried Princesstårta with

[Jimbuna]

a hot vindaloo sauce

[Gerald]

in traditional chicken recipe

[Jimbuna]

handed down in a

[TarJak]

bucket from father to

[Jimbuna]

pet monkey in tights

[Gerald]

has been returned to

[Jimbuna]

the same previous behaviour

[u crank]

that made him famous

[Gerald]

on 13 November 1958

[Jimbuna]

but in reality, infamous

[Gerald]

,like an action-adventure movie

[Jimbuna]

on a comedy channel

[Gerald]

in one short minute

[Jimbuna]

of time in parallel

[TarJak]

universe of his own

[Jimbuna]

unique style of gibberish

[Gerald]

since she was vocalist

[Jimbuna]

of a very mediocre

[Gerald]

way,to discourage them

[Jimbuna]

from becoming a problematic

[BossMark]

case of the long

[Jimbuna]

and the short hairs

[Tango589]

growing from your ears

[Jimbuna]

like a hanging branch

[Tango589]

bearing stalagtites of wax

[Gerald]

and looking exactly like

[Jimbuna]

a stalagtite of wax

[Gerald]

said the snowman from

[Tango589]

shaped like Mother Theresa

[Jimbuna]

playing with a basket

[Gerald]

.In Scandinavia live many

[Jimbuna]

a person not fully

[Tango589]

fluent in pidgin Swahili

[TarJak]

whose love of lutefisk

[Gerald]

which tastes good with

[Tango589]

a keg of Hamms

[TarJak]

when you have no

[Tango589]

methylated spirits to hand

[Gerald]

,which means that the

[Tango589]

meaning of life is

[Jimbuna]

'Do not give encouragement'

[Gerald]

to special people, for

[Jimbuna]

they are not special

[Tango589]

in any official capacity

[Gerald]

in carrying out the

[Tango589]

rubbish on bin day

[Jimbuna]

but some remain constant

[Gerald]

kind and helpful in

[Jimbuna]

hanging around to spam

[Gerald]

you've got a name?

[Tango589]

Yes, Bond, James Bond.

[Jimbuna]

make it Basildon Bond

[Gerald]

who invented a continuous

[u crank]

stream of meaningless operas

[Tango589]

used to power the

[u crank]

unicycles of the great

[TarJak]

stream of unmitigated gibberish

[u crank]

which occasionally makes no

[TarJak]

odds to anyone uninitiated

[Tango589]

into the Grand Order

[Jimbuna]

of the Smelly Garter

[Tango589]

as worn by Tarjak

[Jimbuna]

and his cross-eyed trolls