The Four Word Story Game

[USS Drum]

dog then died and

[BossMark]

went to hell and

[Reece]

BossMark laughed because he

[Jimbuna]

had arrived there first

[TarJak]

which dismayed his missus

[U570]

because she went the

[TarJak]

tonk with his bat

[Jimbuna]

and toy ball collection

[von Kinderei]

and lost them all !

[u crank]

After this tragedy Jim

[Reece]

decided to practice celibacy

[u crank]

much to the chagrin

[Jimbuna]

of many beautiful women

[nikimcbee]

who love honey badgers

[von Kinderei]

and monkeys with peanuts

[u crank]

and cared little for

[Reece]

Mcbee and his naughty

[nikimcbee]

Honey Badger of love

[BossMark]

who looked like a

[Jimbuna]

gargoyle related to hell

[TarJak]

boys gilled friend. Pernicious

[u crank]

thoughts a result of

[BossMark]

a quite different kind

[Rockstar]

cause pornographic dreams featuring

[u crank]

some kind of Australian

[BossMark]

's Reece and TarJak

[von Kinderei]

which made for horrid

[u crank]

photographs that caused much

[von Kinderei]

a stir in the

[Jimbuna]

public lavvies of Sydney

[von Kinderei]

where u crank kept shop

[Jimbuna]

with a pretty youngster

[u crank]

who Reese had once

[Jimbuna]

given your home address

[TarJak]

. Enemy contacts on the

[u crank]

horizon cause concern for

[BossMark]

them both, so much

[U570]

trouble, so little time

[Reece]

but u crank managed to

[BossMark]

cause quite a mess

[Jimbuna]

on the kitchen stove

[u crank]

that the wise cats

[Jimbuna]

kept well away from

[u crank]

for fear of lasting

[Reece]

. Later Jim drove to

[U570]

the nearest kazzoo farm

[Reece]

and purchased a nice

[U570]

kazzoo with four problems

[u crank]

three of which Jim

[von Kinderei]

bought and U570 blew :woot:

[USS Drum]

his horn, summoning the

[U570]

trumpet/bass players from

[BossMark]

Coldstream guards and they

[Jimbuna]

took great exception to

[BossMark]

the music they played

[Jimbuna]

in front of the

[von Kinderei]

Cabbage Patch Kids and

[u crank]

and Gene Kelly doin'

[von Kinderei]

the special dance that

[BossMark]

was singing in the

[von Kinderei]

shower that excited u crank

[Jimbuna]

so much he beckoned

[TarJak]

softly in BossMarks ear

[von Kinderei]

" soap my back ... please "

[u crank]

before Jim takes photo

[Jimbuna]

and writes the book

[BossMark]

of love all about

[Jimbuna]

the saucy dark secrets

[nikimcbee]

of Reece's exploits with

[von Kinderei]

gophers and small sheep :o

[u crank]

and his lengthy stay

[BossMark]

at TarJaks love nest

[nikimcbee]

called "Reece's strip club"

[Jimbuna]

aka The Blue Dolphin

[u crank]

where beer and tales

[Jimbuna]

mix well with goblins

[von Kinderei]

and whales and all

[Reece]

strippers like Mcbee who

[von Kinderei]

dressed like and joined

[u crank]

the other carefree lads

[USS Drum]

who were 66 years

[von Kinderei]

old actin' eighteen and

[U570]

loving it. Mcbee brought

[USS Drum]

them cheesecake and beer

[Reece]

then stripped naked, U570

[USS Drum]

was astonished and ordered

[BossMark]

more beer so that

[USS Drum]

he could pour it

[BossMark]

over his head, then

[Jimbuna]

down his skinny torso

[u crank]

which cause a riot

[The Enigma]

and a fight at

[von Kinderei]

Reeces nasty strip club

[The Enigma]

On stage a stripper...

[von Kinderei]

U570 dressed in drag

[u crank]

was getting much attention

[BossMark]

from Reece and was

[von Kinderei]

smiling ear to ear

[nikimcbee]

with crabs in butter

[Jimbuna]

and a prawn sauce

[von Kinderei]

inwhich they both rolled

[Jimbuna]

laughing at five words

[u crank]

mumbled drunkenly by vK

[Jimbuna]

through a plastic microphone

[U570]

while Jim was singing

[BossMark]

Toon army Toon army

[U570]

and hit sore notes

[The Enigma]

His voice sounded terrible...

[BossMark]

just like a Banshee

[The Enigma]

So the barkeeper removed

[Jimbuna]

the drunken green parrot

[BossMark]

from Reece's shoulder then

[The Enigma]

yelled at the animal

[u crank]

but BossMark refused to

[BossMark]

tell my wife about

[Jimbuna]

the weird sheep encounter

[BossMark]

that the Welsh like

[von Kinderei]

and u crank endorses heartedly

[Jimbuna]

with great personal experience

[u crank]

in advising other abusers

[Jimbuna]

of the pit falls

[von Kinderei]

of bein' a crossdresser

[u crank]

he found at xxx/vK.com

[von Kinderei]

which U570 fully funded

[Jimbuna]

from street walking activities

[Reece]

organized by Jim who

[nikimcbee]

has a "man-crush" on

[Reece]

Mcbee donning a tutu!!

[u crank]

These activities caused great

[Jimbuna]

concern to normal people

[nikimcbee]

, but for Reece it

[Jimbuna]

would be acceptable practice

[U570]

don a purple turtleneck and

[von Kinderei]

a leopard skin speedo

[TarJak]

meter showing 5mph whilst

[USS Drum]

driving a Yugo, the

[BossMark]

whole street laughed at

[U570]

the poor man. He

[BossMark]

was so embarrassed he

[Reece]

kissed BossMark, then Niki!!

[BossMark]

then ran home to

[Reece]

have a cold shower

[BossMark]

with his neighbour who

[u crank]

didn't welcome this visit

[BossMark]

because her husband was

[von Kinderei]

already in the shower :doh:

[nikimcbee]

built like Rowan Atkinson

[USS Drum]

. Back at the ranch

[nikimcbee]

where the buffalo roam

[von Kinderei]

and U570 rides sheep

[nikimcbee]

to the depths of

[USS Drum]

his fictional land of

[von Kinderei]

Honah Lee where Puff

[USS Drum]

blew up the railroad

[Jimbuna]

with an air pump

[BossMark]

and a big fat

[Jimbuna]

tub of goat cheese

[BossMark]

freshly made by mcbee

[Jimbuna]

in his hobbit cave

[U570]

somewhere down in Antarctica

[Jimbuna]

where the penguins party

[USS Drum]

but McBee's cave went

[Reece]

to his disgusting bedroom

[USS Drum]

with his avatar on

[Reece]

his bedside table to

[USS Drum]

impress Reece, but he

[Reece]

only attracted USS Drum's admiration,

[von Kinderei]

makin' him swoon over

[USS Drum]

then leaving the story

[von Kinderei]

USS DRUM hoofs it to

[USS Drum]

he left the story

[Reece]

becoming a drag queen.

[USS Drum]

he not in story

[U570]

but was brought back

[BossMark]

to life with a

[Jimbuna]

passionate kiss from von Kinderei

[TarJak]

whose desire was burning

[BossMark]

for more than just

[Jimbuna]

a glass of milk

[BossMark]

and cheese and biscuits

[Jimbuna]

with a spaghetti sauce

[von Kinderei]

U570 and u crank made

[Jimbuna]

a very loving couple

[The Enigma]

A book was born.

[USS Drum]

called Reece and Von Kinderei

[Reece]

book of calculus. Meanwhile

[Jimbuna]

In a sad context

[Reece]

USS Drum and Mcbee tried

[u crank]

to reconcile but couldn't

[Reece]

so a fight started

[von Kinderei]

and USS DRUM hugged Mcbee

[USS Drum]

but he really punched

[von Kinderei]

USS DRUM , made him cry

[USS Drum]

USS Drum punched back, harder

[BossMark]

then ran home to

[Jimbuna]

change his soiled pants

[von Kinderei]

while Mcbee hugged him

[USS Drum]

then tripped on a

[von Kinderei]

pair of U570's skivvies

[Jimbuna]

that were soaking wet

[von Kinderei]

from USS DRUMS watery eyes

[Jimbuna]

born out of frustration

[The Enigma]

What an amazing story.

[U570]

This story should be

[u crank]

made into movie with

[Jimbuna]

a few dancing monkeys

[USS Drum]

and Tom Hanks who is

[von Kinderei]

USS DRUM's has a crush on :o

[USS Drum]

because he crushed him

[BossMark]

with his beer belly

[Jimbuna]

and a rubber mallet

[TarJak]

to crush his mullet

[Jimbuna]

into a decent hairstyle

[u crank]

complete with bows and

[von Kinderei]

pretty ribbon that USS DRUM

[BossMark]

was very jealous of

[U570]

because Reece had better

[The Enigma]

not close the thread

[BossMark]

or there will be

[Jimbuna]

an eternal plague wished

[von Kinderei]

him,u crank and U570

[Reece]

, must close this thread!!!:yep:

[u crank]

Then without warning Reece

[von Kinderei]

dropped to his knees

[Jimbuna]

was given an infraction

[von Kinderei]

and cried all the

[Jimbuna]

way to the creche

[USS Drum]

and attempted to close

[Reece]

the thread yet again

[Jimbuna]

his nursery rhyme account

[u crank]

made the boys laugh

[Jimbuna]

into their warm beer

[USS Drum]

that too attempted to

[von Kinderei]

soil USS DRUM's soiled skivvies

[USS Drum]

that didn't exist ever

[Reece]

, what a bad picture:dead:

[u crank]

the horror, the horror

[USS Drum]

said jimbuna who was

[Reece]

looking with lustful eyes

[von Kinderei]

as USS DRUM removed his

[USS Drum]

gun from a safe

[Reece]

and shot von Kinderei in

[BossMark]

the dark and ran

[USS Drum]

to get a medic

[Reece]

, Reece arrived with a

[BossMark]

dodgy looking medic who

[USS Drum]

was really a commie

[The Enigma]

and he asked why

[Reece]

Denny Crane was about to

[The Enigma]

the same question. So