The Four Word Story Game

[Jimbuna]

Right...the rules are straightforward, we tell a story four words per post, no user is allowed to answer their own post..


Once upon a time

[Weiss Pinguin]

Peter the Cheerful Nun...

[frau kaleun]

found a magic banana.

[Raptor1]

...loaded with black powder

[Jimbuna]

and a quantity of

[Sailor Steve]

feathers. Eagle, I think.

[caspofungin]

"Abracadabra!" he yelled, aiming...

[krashkart]

his suspicious eyes toward

[GoldenRivet]

a crippled homeless child

[DivingDuck]

and throwing it at

[Raptor1]

an unsuspecting bigfoot child

[Task Force]

Found he had a

[krashkart]

case of skunky Beck's

[Reece]

falling to his knees

[Raptor1]

while screaming for cheese

[krashkart]

amidst the ravaged pleas.

[Task Force]

Then, the crazy nutcase

[Sailor Steve]

threw out the whole

[CCIP]

box of old rusted

[Raptor1]

spent machine gun cartridges

[DivingDuck]

and started polishing them.

[TarJak]

The polishing went on

[DivingDuck]

for days. But without

[TarJak]

a sound, the horiffic

[Raptor1]

madness of the polishing

[DivingDuck]

made his ears bleed.

[Flopper]

Wax on, wax off.

[krashkart]

He chambered his rounds

[frau kaleun]

and the other nuns

[CCIP]

stared blankly at the

[krashkart]

horse with four eyes

[DivingDuck]

and a nameplate saying

[Reece]

kick my ass please!

[Sledgehammer427]

as he stood up

[Reece]

with legs wide apart

[DivingDuck]

he kept asking himself

[Randomizer]

where are my feet?

[DivingDuck]

How am I supposed

[krashkart]

to protect these nuggets

[Reece]

^ :har:

Ah, put tail down!

[DivingDuck]

Maybe the horse can

[Reece]

kick his nuggets too!

[DivingDuck]

and call 911 afterwards

[krashkart]

for a supreme pizza

[Reece]

with all the trimmings

[Randomizer]

pepperoni, mushrooms and cat

[CCIP]

which was killed by

[krashkart]

a torso named Matt

[Randomizer]

who was quite fat

[CCIP]

and liked to play

[Randomizer]

in puddles of goo

[Raptor1]

spilled from a factory

[Reece]

or dirty old man

[Randomizer]

quacking like a duck

[nikimcbee]

who was called Dan

[Reece]

Jumped in his car

[TarJak]

to deliver the bad

[Reece]

Pork sausage that had

[Raptor1]

green glowing worms growing

[TarJak]

within the moist depths

[HunterICX]

of its dark core.

[Reece]

Once that was delivered

[Jimbuna]

before anyone even realised

[Reece]

I had reached down

[HunterICX]

my pants, and grabbed

[JSLTIGER]

something small and shiny

[Flopper]

which was quite shocking

[Raptor1]

for it was not

[frau kaleun]

what he expected. Still,

[Randomizer]

it might be useful

[Sailor Steve]

for warding off the

[Raptor1]

unwary travelers. But even

[Randomizer]

though it felt good

[DivingDuck]

the magic banana was

[JSLTIGER]

not what he needed

[Freiwillige]

to Goostep through Paris!

[Raptor1]

And alas, poor Peter

[CCIP]

didn't know about the

[DivingDuck]

the fortune he was

[frau kaleun]

destined to inherit after

[Task Force]

the great banana crisis.

[Randomizer]

Meanwhile the silverbacked gorilla

[Task Force]

found the great king

[frau kaleun]

of Magic Banana Land

[Raptor1]

dead in the river

[Jimbuna]

with one tooth missing

[Randomizer]

and a leg removed.

[Jimbuna]

Once in a lifetime

[JSLTIGER]

something like this happened

[Randomizer]

to seven noble knights

[Flopper]

of the hexagonal table,

[Jimbuna]

with the crooked legs

[krashkart]

and their corpses were

[Reece]

dripping with decaying flesh

[CCIP]

as they ran screaming

[Jimbuna]

into the pantomime theatre

[TarJak]

tripping over the panto-horse

[Randomizer]

laying on the floor.

[Reece]

that I keep beating

[TarJak]

with a large flaccid

[Jimbuna]

sky blue pink posey

[Reece]

that aroused certain feelings

[TarJak]

within the parts of

[Flopper]

places we won't mention

[frau kaleun]

except on live television

[Reece]

ignoring my aroused feelings

[CCIP]

and a pack of

[Randomizer]

cigarettes. Meanwhile back at

[Reece]

the theater I noticed

[CCIP]

another horse who was

[Reece]

standing on his back

[Randomizer]

waiting for the cartoon

[TarJak]

that never appeared. From

[Randomizer]

four flatuant former foresters

[Reece]

Phew, that is bad,

[Raptor1]

said the doubleplusungood oldthinker

[Reece]

I then decided to

[Randomizer]

have a cold beer.

[CCIP]

I opened the fridge

[Raptor1]

and to my dismay

[Randomizer]

saw a human head

[CCIP]

holding my beer bottle

[VonHesse]

Nooo, it can't be!

[Raptor1]

screamed the severed head

[CCIP]

throwing the bottle at

[Reece]

the dog next to

[Randomizer]

last night's leftover chicken.

[CCIP]

The dog jumped sideways

[krashkart]

into a lava pit

[Jimbuna]

and was melting before

[CCIP]

doing a barrel roll

[Reece]

with only three legs

[HunterICX]

and two heads, it

[krashkart]

burst into flame, yelping

[Reece]

then pulled himself up

[TarJak]

reluctantly regurgitating relegated reggianno

[Reece]

then spoke these words ...

[krashkart]

"I am your lover."

[Flopper]

Surely this must be

[Reece]

a really bad dream

[krashkart]

but no, it is

[DivingDuck]

the best that ever

[JSLTIGER]

existed at any point

[DivingDuck]

Pondering over his luck

[krashkart]

he decided to try

[DivingDuck]

buying a plane ticket

[Raptor1]

from the vending machine

[krashkart]

which ripped him off

[Jimbuna]

to the tune of

[JSLTIGER]

one hundred million dollars.

[frau kaleun]

"That's over nine thousand,"

[krashkart]

"bags of cat food!"

[Raptor1]

It was utterly confused

[Randomizer]

like a government minister

[krashkart]

from somewhere near Canada

[Randomizer]

or perhaps someplace else

[JSLTIGER]

but no one really

[Jimbuna]

knew anything about spots

[Raptor1]

or about the day

[Randomizer]

the Sun went out.

[Jimbuna]

It came to pass

[Flopper]

as the shades drew

[Jimbuna]

and the frogs slept

[Raptor1]

upon the darkened land

[Randomizer]

many evil cows said

[Jimbuna]

"tripe for tea again"

[JSLTIGER]

"By jove, how random!"

[Jimbuna]

tally ho and whoosh

[Weiss Pinguin]

and then they cried....

[Jimbuna]

the hills are alive

[Raptor1]

they were struck down

[JSLTIGER]

by a giant falling

[frau kaleun]

down the beanstalk into

[Jimbuna]

the wizard of oz

[Raptor1]

who was crushed also.

[DivingDuck]

But being a wizard

[Jimbuna]

from the old school

[DivingDuck]

with a fuzzy white

[Raptor1]

hallucinatury cat called William

[JSLTIGER]

the Conqueror, he thought

[Jimbuna]

the mice rogerer supreme

[Flopper]

was actually Diana Ross

[Randomizer]

or perhaps not. However

[TarJak]

mentally mangling major manga

[CCIP]

and mangoes of manly

[AVGWarhawk]

Nuts to you all!

[CCIP]

he proclaimed, shaking his

[Raptor1]

fist at the unbelievers

[Randomizer]

for whom gibberish rules.

[Task Force]

Then he went and

[AVGWarhawk]

drank four cold beers

[Jimbuna]

from the sewage works

[Randomizer]

but real tasty anyway.

[Jimbuna]

Whenever you commence a

[CCIP]

surprise attack on the

[Raptor1]

unsuspecting smurf panzer divisions

[Reece]

always wear clean undies

[Jimbuna]

when in the company

[Reece]

politically motivated smurfs who

[Randomizer]

expect the Spanish Inquisition.

[AVGWarhawk]

Their balls are blue

[Reece]

but turn red if

[frau kaleun]

you kick them enough

[Reece]

an icepack is recommended

[Randomizer]

instead of a chainsaw.

[Reece]

to get some relief

[Flopper]

it is usually advisable

[Reece]

to put your finger

[Randomizer]

in a tub of

[Jimbuna]

glowing nuclear waste material

[Raptor1]

and singing La Marseillaise

[HunterICX]

Then grab a chicken

[Reece]

and play with it

[Jimbuna]

like a true subsimmer

[DivingDuck]

But don´t tell your

[Jimbuna]

sister in the bath

[DivingDuck]

who´s just scrubbing her

[Jimbuna]

little yellow rubber duck

[HunterICX]

which started to turn

[TarJak]

as rancid as OSP

[Reece]

He tells her anyway

[Jimbuna]

about his spotted dick

[Reece]

that pulsates with heat

[DivingDuck]

whenever she is trying

[Reece]

to play with it

[Jimbuna]

during the prayer period.

[Randomizer]

Too bad she forgot

[Jimbuna]

about the ships cat

[frau kaleun]

Mrs. Chippy, who sat

[Weiss Pinguin]

on top of a

[JSLTIGER]

giant piece of steel

[MothBalls]

shaped like a large

[Flopper]

small, thin, fat, short

[Raptor1]

piece of abstract art

[HunterICX]

that could transform into

[Randomizer]

a large catapult. Yet

[Jimbuna]

looking into this sincerely

[AVGWarhawk]

producing explosive diarreha and

[Jimbuna]

lots of smelly substances

[HunterICX]

it was clear that

[CCIP]

there was no spoon

[Raptor1]

but the fork was

[Jimbuna]

split down the middle

[Randomizer]

just like a spork.

[AVGWarhawk]

Eating cold rancid porridge

[Jimbuna]

from a sweaty sock

[Flopper]

was not the best

[AVGWarhawk]

for my intestinal worms

[Task Force]

,but soon I decided

[Jimbuna]

to play the harp