The Four Word Story Game

[Jimbuna]

and the King better

[Gerald]

and all the little

[Herr-Berbunch]

pixies running in the

[Gerald]

Hill of Colorado Springs

[Herr-Berbunch]

keep you awake at

[Lionclaw]

night with loud parties

[antikristuseke]

by delicious drunken jailbait

[Jimbuna]

hanging from a clothesline

[Herr-Berbunch]

next to TarJak's Y-fronts

[Jimbuna]

and his wifes X-backs

[Herr-Berbunch]

and mother's tea bags

[Jimbuna]

that the moneys drink

[Gerald]

than beer is preferred

[Jimbuna]

when in an igloo

[Gerald]

you are an Eskimo

[Jimbuna]

or a frozen mammoth

[Gerald]

or a polar bear

[Jimbuna]

with a sore head

[TarJak]

growling in the dark.

[Jimbuna]

Switching the light on

[Gerald]

just like a lighthouse

[TarJak]

keeper's daughter, Vendor fondled

[Gerald]

when the door opened

[Herr-Berbunch]

there appeared a baby

[Gerald]

face that do not

[TarJak]

belong to Mammy. Surreptitously

[Jimbuna]

Vendor felt like sucking

[TarJak]

pig for dessert instead

[Gerald]

and pays tribute to

Note: TarJak var a bit faster here, :hmmm:

[TarJak]

Captain Goodvibes (http://www.captaingoodvibes.com/), pig o'steel

[Gerald]

my ears are closed

[TarJak]

but your mouth is

[Gerald]

is also closed acquisition

[TarJak]

of knobs of pork

[Herr-Berbunch]

and balls of ice-cream

[TarJak]

flowing lava like across

[Herr-Berbunch]

the icy wastelands of

[TarJak]

his face. Malicious malcontents

[Herr-Berbunch]

misconstrue mightily machined mechanics

[TarJak]

making mistakes meltingly malevolent

[Herr-Berbunch]

monkeys meeting motorway maintenance

[TarJak]

mugging motorists might magically

[Herr-Berbunch]

make eminem move mountains






Oh, come on... :D

[Jimbuna]

aross a tropical jungle

[Gerald]

Cricket is on the

[Jimbuna]

agenda this coming November

[Gerald]

Television dominates the whole

[Jimbuna]

agenda....off for supper.

[Gerald]

fried bird is now

[TarJak]

going in the curry

[Gerald]

tastes good as long

[Reece]

as you stuff it

[Gerald]

food is sent by

[Lionclaw]

a catapult throwing it

[JokerOfFate]

a very far distance

[Jimbuna]

running tires you out

[Reece]

, amazing about that Jim!!

[Jimbuna]

When the moment arrived

[Gerald]

we are in Durban

[JokerOfFate]

Eating a Veggiemight sandwich

[Jimbuna]

purchased from down under

[Gerald]

move on here is

[Jimbuna]

oh heck...he's back!!

[Gerald]

my son, I forgive

[JokerOfFate]

that bucket of water

[Gerald]

you have on cricket

[Jimbuna]

pitches throughout the world

[Gerald]

when you crawl in

[Jimbuna]

the quagmire of gibberish

[Gerald]

free lessons in grammar

[Jimbuna]

school text books required

[Gerald]

no problem when there

[The Third Man]

I would like to thank the person who brought this thread back.

It shows a respect for speech. Because it is the unpopular speech which needs protecting, not the popular speech.

[JokerOfFate]

behind that huge tree

[Gerald]

we find a turtle

[JokerOfFate]

Named bob the unlucky

[Gerald]

until he met his

[JokerOfFate]

end by being unlucky

[Jimbuna]

and ruining the thread

[Gerald]

by saying it sucks

[JokerOfFate]

nasty little unlucky turtle

[Gerald]

He was educated in

[TarJak]

a dustbin by Trappist

[Gerald]

beer favored by bob

[JokerOfFate]

sponsored by turtle soup

[Gerald]

who came directly to

[TarJak]

dethrone Jimbuna as postmaster

[Gerald]

who partied in joy

[JokerOfFate]

for the rest of

[Task Force]

the night, till he

[TarJak]

collapsed panting on the

[Gerald]

New Defence Headquarters in

[Reece]

obvious pain, but he

[Gerald]

went with his night

[TarJak]

soil bucket refusing to

[Jimbuna]

be stalked much longer

[Gerald]

difficult to avoid that

[Jimbuna]

with such dogged persistence

[Gerald]

the price is high

[TarJak]

but the intelligence low

[Gerald]

compared with a kangaroo

[Jimbuna]

in a Swedish kilt

[Gerald]

You mean the Irish

[Jimbuna]

are just as stupid

[Gerald]

have moved to Sydney

[Jimbuna]

to avoid the gibberish

[Gerald]

clearly sensitive issue that

[Jimbuna]

still doesn't make sense

[Gerald]

if you select topic

[Jimbuna]

a British chocolate bar

[Gerald]

is good as long

[Jimbuna]

as the spam is

[Gerald]

Not impact on the

[Jimbuna]

cost of pub taxation

[Gerald]

I was on call

[Rockstar]

and your head swelled

[Jimbuna]

to a peanut size

[Rockstar]

hairy lump of smelly

[TarJak]

toe cheese on toast

[Gerald]

can never be too

[Flaxpants]

much fun this thread

[Gerald]

depends on the topic

[Herr-Berbunch]

making sense and being

[Venatore]

The fastest growing thread

[Gerald]

we all want for

[Herr-Berbunch]

now is something grammatically

[Jimbuna]

correct for a change

[Gerald]

are we now agree

[Herr-Berbunch]

using just four words

[Gerald]

like food that may

[Herr-Berbunch]

be completely inedible and

[Jimbuna]

unnaceptable to the bretheren

[Gerald]

but opportunities exist to

[Herr-Berbunch]

puke it all up

[Jimbuna]

the chimney for santa

[Herr-Berbunch]

to deliver to Sweden

[Jimbuna]

oh don't tempt me :DL

[Reece]

too late! there it

[Jimbuna]

goes in a toastie

[Herr-Berbunch]

that looks like a

[Jimbuna]

brand new wheelie bin

[Herr-Berbunch]

waiting to be picked

[Rockstar]

like a crusty scab

[Gerald]

to a different level

[Herr-Berbunch]

of cunning word play

[Jimbuna]

you gotta be joking

[Gerald]

try to be serious

[Rockstar]

as a cunninglinguist is

[Jimbuna]

in a pygmy brothel

[Rockstar]

located in the middle

[Jimbuna]

of a macdonalds diner

[Gerald]

the menu includes lamb

[TarJak]

ice-cream with satay spam

[Jimbuna]

and a gibberish sauce

[Gerald]

which apparently many covets

[Rockstar]

but refuse to pay

[Jimbuna]

the disabled piper for

[Gerald]

a moment so that

[Reece]

he might thrust the

[Gerald]

owner so that it

[Flaxpants]

wedges itself between the

[Gerald]

unlikely to happen in

[Flaxpants]

lower Mongolia because the

[Reece]

extension would be bent

[Flaxpants]

in the opposing direction

[Reece]

, this tends to hurt

[Flaxpants]

in the groin area

[Jimbuna]

where the turnips thrive

[Herr-Berbunch]

next to potato pickers

[Jimbuna]

wearing their suspender belts

[Herr-Berbunch]

outside their motorcycle leathers

[Jimbuna]

whilst revving their steeds

[Herr-Berbunch]

(with a capital 'S')

[Jimbuna]

branded on their buttocks

[Herr-Berbunch]

similar to Jim's 'J'

[Rockstar]

found on his little

[Reece]

red panties but that's

[Herr-Berbunch]

between him and his

[Rockstar]

friends in the alley

[Herr-Berbunch]

that he pays for

[Jimbuna]

from his ransom demands

[JokerOfFate]

with fake monopoly money


(Me and Jim posted at the same time lol)

[Gerald]

from land in the

[JokerOfFate]

Forest of babbling idiots

[Jimbuna]

where Babel Fish swim

[Gerald]

Which countries are the

[Rockstar]

least likely to enjoy

[Gerald]

a pleasure to reflection

[Rockstar]

so, why does Vendor

[Jimbuna]

never make any sense

[Gerald]

read your message instead

[nikimcbee]

drank Newcastle beer until

[Rockstar]

which is why he

[nikimcbee]

painted himself green and

[Rockstar]

shaved the family cat

[Gerald]

none do so with

[Rockstar]

as much beer as

[Flaxpants]

Vendor, who drinks like

[JokerOfFate]

an elephant in a

[Flaxpants]

brewery. Of course, his

[JokerOfFate]

mice give him trouble

[Flaxpants]

in his trousers, though

[JokerOfFate]

cheese is not in

[Flaxpants]

there, the smell is

[JokerOfFate]

quite nice, but still

[TarJak]

pungent. Trouser mice drinking

[Flaxpants]

from Vendors loins- It's

[JokerOfFate]

quite disgusting. Other than

[Flaxpants]

the time that TarJak

[TarJak]

wrote about Flaxpants flatulence

[Gerald]

lot of talk but

[Flaxpants]

which was all untrue,

[Gerald]

quite right, more important

[Flaxpants]

was the fact that

[Gerald]

you have confirmed now

[Jimbuna]

talking makes no sense

[Flaxpants]

to deaf people, unless

[Gerald]

some have different intentions

[Flaxpants]

such as lust and

[Gerald]

for the important things

[Flaxpants]

like knitting and crochet

[Gerald]

nice things to devote

[Herr-Berbunch]

most your life to

[Gerald]

solve problems for others

[Herr-Berbunch]

but some create more

[Rockstar]

by steering conversation towards

[Herr-Berbunch]

meaningless four word nonsense

[Reece]

as threads like this

[Rockstar]

which is why we

[Herr-Berbunch]

should continue in the

[Rockstar]

finest tradition of post

[Jimbuna]

man Pats cat Jess

[Herr-Berbunch]

leave a present on

[Rockstar]

the dinning room table

[Herr-Berbunch]

to suprise the wife

[Rockstar]

with a big smelly

[Gerald]

the benefit of all

[Flaxpants]

mankind. Who stole my

[Gerald]

Comment, browse your books

[Rockstar]

what in blue blazes

[Flaxpants]

are you on about?

[Herr-Berbunch]

Utter gibberish, as usual

[TarJak]

when attempting second languages

[Herr-Berbunch]

such as Australian, mate









:O:

[TarJak]

digger, cobber, fair dinkum!

[Rockstar]

a typical onkus chinwag

[Herr-Berbunch]

between buddies in the

[TarJak]

pub with no beer

[Herr-Berbunch]

only wine, 'Aaargh' shouted

[TarJak]

Jimbuna! No newcie broon!