The Four Word Story Game

[Jimbuna]

the flasher mac TarJak

[Randomizer]

and an electric eel

[Jimbuna]

were sharing between themselves

[Blood_splat]

a bottle of beer

[Randomizer]

, a plate of chips,

[AVGWarhawk]

and fish with sauce.

[Reece]

Mmmm, yummy, you then

[Sailor Steve]

observed, reaching for another

[Reece]

schnitzel gruben, that Steve

[Sailor Steve]

had just spat out.

[Jimbuna]

But when you consider

[Randomizer]

the price of dogfood

[Jimbuna]

when compared to catfood

[Reece]

you can't ignore the

[Jimbuna]

profit to be gained

[Reece]

by eating this Steve,

[Jimbuna]

slipped into a coma

[Randomizer]

where dirty thoughts ruled

[Jimbuna]

in Randomizers pea brain

[Reece]

he got from Jim

[TarJak]

that Reece gave Jim.

[Randomizer]

In all the confusion

[Reece]

who got from TarJak

[TarJak]

? Reece did that's who!

[Reece]

You're naughty TarJak, I'm

[Randomizer]

going to drink heavily

[Reece]

and puke on you!

[TarJak]

The resulant puke rebounded

[Reece]

back and hit Steve

[Jimbuna]

on his lower lip

[TarJak]

and entrenched itself on

[Jimbuna]

the tip of his

[TarJak]

pinky, with all its

[Jimbuna]

sticky fungi still attached

[TarJak]

to the fusili and

[Jimbuna]

also his bell end

[Reece]

then sat in it

[Jimbuna]

until it got painful

[Reece]

. After taking a bath

[Jimbuna]

in a bucket of

[Randomizer]

cold sheepdip, he crossed

[Jimbuna]

his legs and let

[Snestorm]

his dog have a

[Jimbuna]

big knuckle end bone

[Snestorm]

to sink his teeth

[Jimbuna]

into the glass jar

[Snestorm]

went a quart of

[Jimbuna]

a pint of treacle

[Snestorm]

to be consumed by

[Randomizer]

those in the room.

[Jimbuna]

There was once someone

[Randomizer]

who did something to

[VonHesse]

make people laugh, but

[Jimbuna]

it all ended in

[Sailor Steve]

the usual tears. But

[TarJak]

for Jimbuna's intrinsic intransigence

[Randomizer]

the situation might well

[Reece]

be hopeless but TarJak

[VonHesse]

and those pesky subsimmers

[Randomizer]

came to the rescue

[VonHesse]

with lolcats for all

[Reece]

. Damn I feel better

[Randomizer]

and beer would help

[TarJak]

if massaged into your

[VonHesse]

girlfriend's gullet, but beware

[Reece]

that you don't lose

[Randomizer]

your lunch down there.

[HunterICX]

Because losing your lunch

[Reece]

causes a squeaky voice

[Jimbuna]

from inside your head

[Reece]

or using the head

[HunterICX]

saying things that are

[Raptor1]

forbidden in civilized society

[Reece]

some 4,000 year ago

[Jimbuna]

when Reece was born

[HunterICX]

the earth was in

[Blood_splat]

a wet pink taco

[Randomizer]

made with real dogmeat.

[Jimbuna]

You may not believe

[Reece]

Jim was here also

[Jimbuna]

and so was TarJak

[Reece]

, meanwhile in the cave

[Jimbuna]

Reece lay on the

[Reece]

comfortable rock with his

[Jimbuna]

backside in the air

[Sailor Steve]

, thinking "Maybe I should

[Jimbuna]

open my cheeks wider

[Sailor Steve]

and let out this

[Jimbuna]

large cloud of gas

[HunterICX]

which will poison the

[Jimbuna]

monkeys in the jungle

[AVGWarhawk]

or a monkeys uncle

[Jimbuna]

in a pink tutu

[TarJak]

. Zombie drag queens populate

[Jimbuna]

TarJaks residence quite regularly

[AVGWarhawk]

if not in his

[Jimbuna]

pet dogs sleeping bag

[Reece]

that Jim sleeps in

[Jimbuna]

when Reece is away

[Reece]

dunking TarJak's head in

[TarJak]

fresh, clean. breathable air.

[Flopper]

Then, out of nowhere

[Reece]

a turd hits Jim

[VonHesse]

ricochets off TarJak, and

[Reece]

hits VonHesse on the

[TarJak]

inner thigh killing his

[Reece]

essentials and rupturing his

[VonHesse]

girlfriend's eardrums. Bleeding, she

[TarJak]

bit off more than

[VonHesse]

I had to spare.

[Reece]

After a quick recovery

[TarJak]

Reece's fartsack covered his

[Reece]

friend TarJak's face causing

[TarJak]

TarJak's gasmask to work.

[Jimbuna]

There was once a

[HunterICX]

Curry chicken killing maniac

[Reece]

called HunterICX, yesterday he

[TarJak]

and Reece made mad

[Reece]

dogs attack TarJak causing

[Jimbuna]

his eyes to pop

[Reece]

out of their sockets

[Jimbuna]

and into his handbag

[Sailor Steve]

. Tarjak ran screaming into

[Jimbuna]

the arms of Steve

[Snestorm]

were broken at the

[Sailor Steve]

elbows, but he still

[Jimbuna]

managed to crawl away

[Sailor Steve]

leaving Tarjak still screaming.

[Jimbuna]

I can remember when

[Sailor Steve]

I could still remember

[Jimbuna]

what I hadn't forgotten

[TarJak]

to remember today and

[Sailor Steve]

remembered all to late

[Reece]

that TarJak survived this

[Jimbuna]

first episode of Neighbours

[Reece]

he is now contemplating

[Jimbuna]

applying for a role

[Reece]

on "Home and Away"

[Jimbuna]

as a real alternative

[Reece]

to his current lifestyle

[Jimbuna]

which was a little

[Reece]

pathetic I thought, but

[TarJak]

given the choice I

[Snestorm]

would rather be going

[Jimbuna]

to the lunatic asylum

[Reece]

where Jim now resides

[Jimbuna]

as the clown prince.

[Snestorm]

presiding over a population

[Reece]

of around 250 inmates

[Snestorm]

who were very angry

[Reece]

at Snestorm for causing

[Jimbuna]

a hole in the

[Reece]

Space time continuum, so

[Jimbuna]

he dropped his nappy

[Reece]

rupturing the hole unstable

[Jimbuna]

to levels of incontenence

[Reece]

now there's crap everywhere

[Jimbuna]

especially in your underwear

[Reece]

and down the legs

[Jimbuna]

of a giant spider

[Reece]

that crawled away with

[Jimbuna]

the little church mouse

[Sailor Steve]

to frighten the elephant

[Jimbuna]

with the crooked trunk

[Sailor Steve]

who never stopped causing

[Jimbuna]

the band to falter

[Sailor Steve]

and drop their instruments

[TarJak]

on Reece's toes. Promenading

[Reece]

on one leg he

[TarJak]

lost his balance falling

[Task Force]

down a never ending

[Reece]

staircase till finally he

[TarJak]

Landed on Jimbuna's bed.

[Randomizer]

Meanwhile, unknown to the

[TarJak]

completely random Subsim member

[Reece]

TarJak was with Jim

[Jimbuna]

enjoying a vindalo curry

[Reece]

in his bed, when

[TarJak]

Reece faceplanted the curry

[Reece]

Fair at TarJak's head

[Randomizer]

inside the hockey mask

[Jimbuna]

whilst he bent over

[Sailor Steve]

to tie his shoes.

[Jimbuna]

When in a pickle

[Sailor Steve]

you can always try

[Reece]

hiding or running away

[Jimbuna]

and pick a gherkin

[Reece]

or a schnitzel Gruben

[Jimbuna]

with a side salad

[Reece]

then shove it all

[Jimbuna]

up your neighbours nose

[Randomizer]

rather than your own

[Reece]

, then a huge sneeze

[Jimbuna]

and out pops the

[Sailor Steve]

whole thing, nicely blended

[Jimbuna]

in the shape of

[Flopper]

New Jersey. "What the..."

[Sailor Steve]

yelled Reece, trying to

[Jimbuna]

put his trousers on

[Randomizer]

while the dog sniffed

[Jimbuna]

around the cabbage patch

[Sailor Steve]

looking for the rabbit

[Jimbuna]

with the spectacles on

[Task Force]

,eventualy found what he

[Jimbuna]

didn't want to see

[Sailor Steve]

- the rabbit had a

[Randomizer]

empty keg of beer

[TarJak]

which he had tipped

[Jimbuna]

over the little urchin

[Randomizer]

with the gamey leg.

[Jimbuna]

Where would we be

[Randomizer]

if we were where

[TarJak]

we were when we

[Randomizer]

were where we are?

[HunterICX]

Back at Subsim, things

[Randomizer]

started to heat up

[Jimbuna]

when I blew up

[HunterICX]

Neal's fridge where he

[Randomizer]

kept the inflatable doll

[Jimbuna]

that Nikimcbee liked to

[Sailor Steve]

fill up with beer.

[Jimbuna]

Whenever I look back

[HunterICX]

seeying nikimcbee drinking out

[Jimbuna]

of a glass slipper

[HunterICX]

which belonged to a

[Randomizer]

wicked witch with bad

[Jimbuna]

breath and spots around

[Sailor Steve]

her whole body, I

[Jimbuna]

wanted to kiss her

[Sailor Steve]

but the breath was

[Randomizer]

enough to kill vultures

[TarJak]

and toast your eyes.

[Jimbuna]

When Reece began begging

[TarJak]

Jimbuna for more bedtime

[Jimbuna]

reading, he forgot that

[TarJak]

his trousers were dropped

[Jimbuna]

over the cot sides

[AVGWarhawk]

seemingly hung like a

[Jimbuna]

fabric early morning invite

[TarJak]

for your probing of

[Randomizer]

great and interesting ideas.

[AVGWarhawk]

It came to pass

[TarJak]

wind and then decided

[Jimbuna]

to fill the bottle

[Randomizer]

or bright red balloon

[Jimbuna]

with lashings of cream

[Randomizer]

cheese covered liver. Yet

[Jimbuna]

the new pirate hat

[TarJak]

jauntily cocked upon your

[Jimbuna]

external car stereo ariel