The Four Word Story Game

[BossMark]

So then he went

[Reece]

to wash at the

[BossMark]

local sewer where TarJak

[Reece]

had just flushed it!!

[Jimbuna]

down the old swanee

[TarJak]

where Jim and McBee

[u crank]

where Reese's canoe was

[BossMark]

hidden so that he

[von Kinderei]

could take a dip

[u crank]

in TarJaks' bath tub

[von Kinderei]

where they played Popeye

[u crank]

till vK told them

[von Kinderei]

u crank wants to play

[BossMark]

doctors and nurses with

[von Kinderei]

them in the tub

[u crank]

while BossMark took photos

[von Kinderei]

that Jimbuna payed for

[Jimbuna]

in forged bank notes

[u crank]

in order to blackmail

[Jimbuna]

the local high priestess

[von Kinderei]

from the planet Rael :doh:

[BossMark]

so that could make

[von Kinderei]

u crank and kiwi 2005 nuts :hmmm:

[USS Drum]

filled with a strange

[Jimbuna]

sense of futile inertia

[USS Drum]

known as "Fluck" among

[von Kinderei]

the Urban Dictionary crowd

[USS Drum]

then somebody took a

[Jimbuna]

soggy bag of crisps

[von Kinderei]

and bopped Reece in

[USS Drum]

a cage and sent

[von Kinderei]

u crank with him

[USS Drum]

To the dump. Meanwhile

[von Kinderei]

Jimbuna was playin' saucier

[u crank]

while vK took Drum

[USS Drum]

to the USS Missouri

[Jimbuna]

toilets for hanky panky

[u crank]

where Jim arrested these

[Jimbuna]

two reprobates for indecency

[u crank]

identifying said perps as

[von Kinderei]

u crank and reece

[USS Drum]

but USS Drum wounded jim

[Jimbuna]

with a paper knife

[von Kinderei]

that BossMark made origami

[USS Drum]

then USS Drum drove away

[von Kinderei]

with Reece into sunset

[Reece]

with two beautiful girls.:yep:

[u crank]

who turned out to

[von Kinderei]

be TarJak in drag

[USS Drum]

USS Drum then left story

[von Kinderei]

jumpin' outta the car

[Reece]

and von Kinderei jumped in!

[von Kinderei]

a pool of women

[USS Drum]

but was brigged for

[u crank]

multiple crimes of the

[von Kinderei]

For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge :yeah:

[u crank]

and one violation of

[USS Drum]

drinking no beer in

[Reece]

bed with cross dressers.

[u crank]

This behavior can lead

[Reece]

to a limp wrist

[Randomizer]

, monkey spanking expert with

[von Kinderei]

Reece as the teacher

[Reece]

and von Kinderei learnt well!

[USS Drum]

but then got drunk

[BossMark]

and staggered into Reece

[Reece]

who kicked his butt

[Jimbuna]

with a pan shovel

[Reece]

that was full of

[Jimbuna]

freshly dug horse manure

[Reece]

though he seemed to

[Jimbuna]

stick to it well

[TarJak]

enough to formulate his

[Jimbuna]

own evil smelling vile

[von Kinderei]

that turned Reece on

[USS Drum]

crazy mode, then Reece

[Jimbuna]

let out a roar

[von Kinderei]

when he reared TarJak

[USS Drum]

and ran away to

[Jimbuna]

the moons dark side

[von Kinderei]

where he's from anyways

[Jimbuna]

according to local folklore

[Randomizer]

that is not true,

[von Kinderei]

please ... fill us in

[u crank]

cause we need details

[USS Drum]

" said Hitler, but then

[Reece]

u crank decided to don

[USS Drum]

and blow up the

[u crank]

the large cheese that

[USS Drum]

Reece loved so much

[u crank]

and traded his favorite

[Reece]

jock strap for it

[von Kinderei]

rainbow colored gazoo in

[USS Drum]

the land of rainbows,

[von Kinderei]

where Reece resided happily

[u crank]

with his trained talking

[von Kinderei]

pygmy rubbed his belly

[USS Drum]

and cuddled with him

[u crank]

as Reese took photos

[von Kinderei]

of himself and TarJak

[Reece]

von Kinderei donned a tutu

[von Kinderei]

which made Reece hungry

[USS Drum]

so he ate it

[Reece]

then puked on USS Drum!

[BossMark]

who then licked it

[TarJak]

off BossMark's moistened head

[BossMark]

but then moved away

[Jimbuna]

in a sharp fashion

[BossMark]

all the way to

[Reece]

Mars, it's always Mars!!

[Jimbuna]

you'd probably prefer Uranus :D

[TarJak]

to mine. Suffering sockotash

[BossMark]

was unmoved to what

[Jimbuna]

was lying in wait

[u crank]

butt turned away quickly

[BossMark]

so that Reece could

[USS Drum]

say "I like to

[von Kinderei]

grab ahold of that "

[USS Drum]

but then, von Kinderei jumped

[von Kinderei]

to make room for

[USS Drum]

jimbuna, who was walking

[u crank]

slightly sideways and over

[USS Drum]

the bridge that spanned

[von Kinderei]

over to u cranks house

[u crank]

but slipped on suspicious

[von Kinderei]

stuff Reece enjoys eatin'

[USS Drum]

that was Stinky, Brown

[u crank]

and high in cholesterol

[Jimbuna]

and brown fibre lumps

[u crank]

that requires beer and

[Randomizer]

breakfast cereal killers. Afterwards

[USS Drum]

Reece went to Colonel Potter

[von Kinderei]

actin' like Frank Burns

[Jimbuna]

in a crazy mood

[von Kinderei]

dressed like Phyllis Diller

[Reece]

Hugging and kissing von Kinderei:o

[u crank]

while whistling dixie from

[Reece]

von Kinderei's bathtub, he was

[von Kinderei]

fightin' to get loose

[Reece]

but gave up smiling!

[von Kinderei]

Reece , you're sick man

[Reece]

, I take after you!:yep:

[u crank]

they're separated at birth

[Randomizer]

with a chain saw

[Reece]

however the blade broke

[von Kinderei]

and u crank stayed attached

[BossMark]

to von Kindereis bottom

[Reece]

, I think that stinks

[u crank]

as you can imagine

[von Kinderei]

Reece smelled my butt :doh:

[TarJak]

without a gas mask

[von Kinderei]

ewwwww ... he is nasty

[Jimbuna]

but exceedingly brave surely

[USS Drum]

" said Hitler who was

[u crank]

cleaning up after Randomizer

[Jimbuna]

had sniffed his bottom

[von Kinderei]

takin' away Reeces job

[Jimbuna]

as a backstreet boy

[u crank]

who happened upon vK

[U570]

to be a brilliant

[TarJak]

submarine cable laying expert

[U570]

only to break one

[Reece]

nut causing a hernia

[BossMark]

which hurt like a

[Jimbuna]

bat out of hell

[BossMark]

and made you run

[Jimbuna]

in ever decreasing circles

[BossMark]

all the way to

[von Kinderei]

the center of the

[Jimbuna]

oh I are thee :doh:

[u crank]

as confused as jimbuna

[Jimbuna]

in a beer garden

[u crank]

that has two barmaids

[Jimbuna]

with matching glass eyes

[von Kinderei]

smokin' Rum River Crooks

[Jimbuna]

were laid out everywhere

[von Kinderei]

u crank then stepped in

[Hinrich Schwab]

Wahnsinnige Geschwindigkeit und los! :o

[Jimbuna]

said the little pixie

[von Kinderei]

that Reece danced with !

[Jimbuna]

in the back garden

[u crank]

with vK's band rockin

[von Kinderei]

u crank doin' the mixin'

[Jimbuna]

with the blind vixen

[von Kinderei]

who was TarJak in

[u crank]

in Jim's new kilt

[Jimbuna]

so you can say

[u crank]

he's a sharp aussie

[Jimbuna]

better than the rest

[Reece]

like von Kinderei the nutjob!!:O:

[von Kinderei]

Reece knows about nuts :yep:

[Reece]

he's watched von Kinderei playing!

[von Kinderei]

guitar unlike u crank with

[u crank]

mu-tron phased fuzzed up

[Reece]

music with a deafening

[U570]

bagpipes and dying hamsters

[von Kinderei]

puts Reece in heaven

[Reece]

and von Kinderei in hell!!

[U570]

vK was turned around

[u crank]

and didn't see Reece

[Reece]

behind kicking his ass

[Hinrich Schwab]

six ways from Sunday.

[Reece]

After his backside healed

[u crank]

and apologies were given

[von Kinderei]

Reece kissed it better

[Reece]

while von Kinderei licked mine!


PM Sent.

[USS Drum]

but then jimbuna went

[BossMark]

went for a pint

[U570]

of moldy reindeer urine

[Jimbuna]

brewed over the years

[BossMark]

and tasted rather odd

[Jimbuna]

in a wicked sense

[TarJak]

that this made any.

[Reece]

TarJak then proceeded to

[BossMark]

drink the hole lot

[TarJak]

destroy all records of

[u crank]

of this sordid affair

[von Kinderei]

between u crank and TarJak

[BossMark]

but things got out

[von Kinderei]

and USS DRUM got jealous

[Jimbuna]

of the whole business

[u crank]

and money was offered

[von Kinderei]

and BossMark was enticed

[u crank]

to join the proceedings

[USS Drum]

USS Drum then left story

[von Kinderei]

ruinin' the menage a'trois

[u crank]

but photos by TarJak

[von Kinderei]

confirmed said action happened

[USS Drum]

. Back at the ranch

[u crank]

von Kinderei checking out models

[USS Drum]

people were slapping the

[von Kinderei]

the monkey around and

[Jimbuna]

having a great time

[u crank]

when monkey began flying

[BossMark]

through the air along

[Jimbuna]

with a pink elephant

[u crank]

heading down under slowly

[von Kinderei]

all headin' to USS DRUMS

[Jimbuna]

hidden stash of lollipops

[von Kinderei]

he only shared with

[Jimbuna]

the one eyed dog

[von Kinderei]

that had 5 legs :o

[Jimbuna]

and a dozen tails

[u crank]

that mutated in Reese's

[von Kinderei]

mind every single night

[Reece]

this caused me to

[u crank]

to buy a lefthanded

[U570]

screwdriver just for laughs

[u crank]

and then proceeded carefully

[Reece]

to remove the screws