The Four Word Story Game

[Jimbuna]

jimbuna in shining armour

[Tango589]

riding a gold unicorn

[TarJak]

shaped Richard the third.

(Gotta love rhyming slang). ;)

[Jimbuna]

now called King Dick

[Spiced_Rum]

loving a golden shower

[Jimbuna]

in a gold mine

[Spiced_Rum]

bath with seven dwarves

[Tango589]

with dubious personal hygiene

[Spiced_Rum]

and blowing enormous bubbles

[Jimbuna]

from a bubble bath

[Spiced_Rum]

filled with dirty dwarves

[Fubar2Niner]

always with the dwarves:hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

better than the lepers

[Fubar2Niner]

:arrgh!: lepers be real nasty

[Jimbuna]

and not very tasty

[Fubar2Niner]

gristly, unless marinated with

[Jimbuna]

a keg of Foster's

[Fubar2Niner]

and a large doughnut

[Tango589]

marinated in Bisto gravy

[Spiced_Rum]

just like Irish stew

[Jimbuna]

brewed from tea bags

[BossMark]

made from the most

[Jimbuna]

fearsome weeds in gardens

[Tango589]

found in North Vietnam

[Fubar2Niner]

under the hanging gardens

[Jimbuna]

of old Babylon district

[Spiced_Rum]

where sand smuggling satchels

[Fubar2Niner]

are filled with poo

[Jimbuna]

from the Victorian era

[Fubar2Niner]

.
"Well bugger me Albert",

[Jimbuna]

said the old lobster

[Fubar2Niner]

crossing his pincers, hopefully

[Jimbuna]

not contracting the crabs

[Spiced_Rum]

playing on the organ

[Jimbuna]

with a jews harp

[Spiced_Rum]

stolen from a museum

[Jimbuna]

imaginated by spiced rum

[Spiced_Rum]

after sharpening his cutlass

[Tango589]

on a monkey's bum

[BossMark]

to spank a golden

[Jimbuna]

donkey with wet lettuce

[Fubar2Niner]

and crust-less cucumber sandwiches

[Jimbuna]

and lots of petrol

[Fubar2Niner]

a very explosive mixture !

[Jimbuna]

for an oil refinery

[Spiced_Rum]

crushing olives for virgins

[Jimbuna]

from the inevitable respondent

[Spiced_Rum]

of mail order brides

[Tango589]

ordered in from Wales

[BossMark]

disguised as sheep which

[u crank]

confused more than one

[Jimbuna]

of the ecclesiastical monks

[Tango589]

who owned a laundry

[Jimbuna]

next to the velodrome

[u crank]

where monkeys raced round

[Jimbuna]

a giant hamster wheel

[Tango589]

on seven yellow unicycles

[Spiced_Rum]

and a red tricycle

[Jimbuna]

firmly secured to a

[Tango589]

bundle of french baguettes

[Jimbuna]

and a bunch of

[TarJak]

great rock apes from

[Jimbuna]

the neighbours next door

[Tango589]

who were on holiday

[Jimbuna]

at the local zoo

[Spiced_Rum]

laughing at baboons bottoms

[Jimbuna]

from a rather precarious

[Tango589]

pile of beer crates

[BossMark]

which they all belonged

[TarJak]

in BossMarks squalid bedroom

[Aktungbby]

where Real primate action

[TarJak]

occurs nightly, live on

[Jimbuna]

the Jeremy Kyle show

[Tango589]

where Armistead features regularly

[Jimbuna]

in his holy underwear

[Aktungbby]

Red trapdoored union suit:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

plus polka dot bikini

[Aktungbby]

For SAFE primate action:arrgh!:

[Tango589]

in a padded cell

[Jimbuna]

full of mentally unstable

[Aktungbby]

Nay, a veritable menage:arrgh!:

[Tango589]

of stone cold nutters

[Jimbuna]

from the outer limits

[Tango589]

of deepest southern California

[Jimbuna]

in the Mexican desert

[Fubar2Niner]

inside out mirror shade

[Jimbuna]

made a funny reflection

[Fubar2Niner]

like Hattie Jacques in

[BossMark]

Carry on again doctor

[Fubar2Niner]

tickle my fairy cakes

[Jimbuna]

with a stuffed gerbil

[Tango589]

if you want to

[Jimbuna]

hang on to the

[Tango589]

tattered remains of your

[Jimbuna]

last shred of credibility

[Tango589]

when you got caught

[TarJak]

with your pants around

[Tango589]

some other persons ankles

[BossMark]

while playing a game

[Tango589]

of drunken strip hopscotch

[Jimbuna]

with Tango in Sheerness harbour

[Spiced_Rum]

which is very muddy

[Jimbuna]

when viewed through a

[Tango589]

pair of old tights

[Jimbuna]

full of long ladders

[Tango589]

and lots of scaffolding

[Jimbuna]

made from cheese string

[Tango589]

and hot beef slices

[Jimbuna]

of putrid ostrich meat

[Tango589]

wrapped in several scarves

[Jimbuna]

from the flea market

[Tango589]

in Bunas' garden shed

[Jimbuna]

next to his palace

[Tango589]

made out of plasticene

[nikimcbee]

of love located on

[Jimbuna]

the surface of Uranus

[Tango589]

inhabited by flying starfish

[Aktungbby]

visitin' from nearby Saturn

[Jimbuna]

equipped with huge protruding

[Tango589]

transperambulators of pseudo-cosmic antimatter

[Jimbuna]

found in bubblegum machines

[TarJak]

. The very mention of

[Fubar2Niner]

which scared the begeezus

[Jimbuna]

out of the turtle

[TarJak]

soup drinking, pipe smoking

[BossMark]

TarJak who was at

[u crank]

the playboy mansion with

[Fubar2Niner]

Hugh and several playboys

[TarJak]

bunnies with cute tails.

[Fubar2Niner]

"Bright Eyes", sang Hugh

[Tango589]

in a voice that

[Jimbuna]

emanated from the London

[Aktungbby]

over Big Ben's BONGGGG

[TarJak]

which BossMark smoked enthusiastically

[Jimbuna]

in his plastic tent

[TarJak]

manufactured from old rubber

[Jimbuna]

gussets stolen from nuns

[TarJak]

undergarments, used for smuggling

[Jimbuna]

bottles of fresh milk

[u crank]

south of the border

[Tango589]

dipped in lemon curd

[nikimcbee]

and a sweet sauce

[u crank]

from a secret recipe

[TarJak]

know only to acolytes

[Tango589]

of The Three Stooges

[nikimcbee]

Who ran the US

[TarJak]

out of town. Diazopene

[u crank]

keeps us happy and

[TarJak]

docile whilst Nazi dentists

[nikimcbee]

named Reece the naughty

[u crank]

lad, experiment on the

[TarJak]

bubbleheaded members of Subsim

[BossMark]

all went for a

[TarJak]

kebab from the FEMA

[Spiced_Rum]

ultra secret trailer park

[Jimbuna]

located on the southern

[Aktungbby]

periphery of a famous

[Jimbuna]

barnacle attached to a

[Tango589]

fair maidens' left leg

[Jimbuna]

connected via a mediocre

[Tango589]

length of knicker elastic

[Jimbuna]

band purchased from Walmart

[Tango589]

to be streched across

[Jimbuna]

the rest of the

[Tango589]

previously mentioned fair maiden

[Spiced_Rum]

allowing incredible jumping ability

[Jimbuna]

to the candy frogs

[Tango589]

who were diving into

[Jimbuna]

a pool of mud

[BossMark]

where TarJak was playing

[Jimbuna]

with his rubber duck

[Spiced_Rum]

washing it very rapidly

[TarJak]

to remove the stains

[Jimbuna]

from its rear end

[Tango589]

that were made by

[Jimbuna]

meat and two veg

[Tango589]

which was his dinner

[Jimbuna]

date in the evening

[TarJak]

before lunchtime. Satisfaction for

[Jimbuna]

a pint of amber nectar

[Tango589]

which is worse than

[Jimbuna]

a bottle of brown

[Tango589]

sauce in the lap

[Jimbuna]

of the bull elephant

[Tango589]

'Oh good god no'

[Jimbuna]

squealed the pink squirrel

[Tango589]

as Tarjak tried to

[Jimbuna]

pop off a cap

[Spiced_Rum]

using his buck teeth

[Jimbuna]

as a ring pull

[Tango589]

because the pink squrrel

[BossMark]

was on the pull

[TarJak]

after a bit of

[Jimbuna]

the old how's your

[TarJak]

aunty Jack? She'll be

[Jimbuna]

round at the pub

[Jimbuna]

kick boxing against budgies

[Tango589]

who are specially trained

[Jimbuna]

to stalk SubSims jimbuna

[TarJak]

not buying a round.

[Jimbuna]

Not many were aware

[u crank]

of his temporary lack

[TarJak]

ready cash so he

[BossMark]

went out and did

[TarJak]

what no one should

[Spiced_Rum]

fishing for loan sharks

[TarJak]

in a goldfish bowl

[Spiced_Rum]

using a pink worm

[TarJak]

called BossMark, he caught

[Jimbuna]

him with a feathered fly

[Spiced_Rum]

wearing scuba gear, snorkling

[TarJak]

in puddle of brown

[Jimbuna]

poo from a bull

[TarJak]

full of brown ale

[Jimbuna]

and congealed belly fat

[Tango589]

The Popes' armoured skateboard

[Jimbuna]

was a fun ride

[Tango589]

on a cobbled street

[Jimbuna]

leading down to the

[Fubar2Niner]

nether regions of his

[Fubar2Niner]

hoisted above his head

[Jimbuna]

to allow better circulation

[Fubar2Niner]

of the aforementioned regions

[Jimbuna]

obscured from public view

[Jimbuna]

with a low calibre

[Spiced_Rum]

white cassock covered in

[TarJak]

pavement pizza stains. Women

[u crank]

don't usually go for

[Jimbuna]

a man in suspenders

[Fubar2Niner]

but spandex...... That's different

[Jimbuna]

from the usual attire

[TarJak]

found in Jim's wardrobe

[BossMark]

which was full of

[TarJak]

stocking masks and striped

[Jimbuna]

Newcastle United football shirts

[Jimbuna]

as a starting point

[Spiced_Rum]

for learning to count

[TarJak]

Newcastle's goals this season.

[Spiced_Rum]

Goal one - stop drinking

[Jimbuna]

so slowly foe once

[Tango589]

as you tend to

[TarJak]

spill it all over

[BossMark]

the floor, and then

[TarJak]

lapping it up with

[nikimcbee]

Reece at his B-Day

[TarJak]

bash where McBee soiled

[BossMark]

his underpants and made

[Tango589]

an impolite remark regarding

[Jimbuna]

young dogs in cages

[Spiced_Rum]

and baboons behind bars