The Four Word Story Game

[BossMark]

,so that Reece and

[Jimbuna]

his friend could bogey

[BossMark]

man and scare the

[Jimbuna]

nuns in the convent

[BossMark]

so that they would

[Jimbuna]

believe what the preacher

[BossMark]

was saying was all

[Jimbuna]

he had to say

[BossMark]

which was absolute nonsense.

[Jimbuna]

The long legged fairy

[BossMark]

was on her way

[Jimbuna]

to marry old Reece

[BossMark]

who so excited about

[Reece]

being "old" that he

[Randomizer]

dined on lobster and

[nikimcbee]

tacos, burritos, more tacos,

[Flaxpants]

followed by his favourite-

[Reece]

wraps, yiros, and tacos

[TarJak]

, nachos, more tacos, burritos

[Reece]

and a pie floater!!

[TarJak]

"Yum!" said Reece, licking

[Jimbuna]

the dirty toilet seat

[TarJak]

clean of all remaining

[Jimbuna]

bacteria and unmentionable microbes

[Reece]

, Jim joined in licking

[Jimbuna]

his beer flavoured lollipop

[Reece]

plucked from the toilet

[nikimcbee]

. Operation Barmy army starts

[Randomizer]

the offensive OPERATION FLATULENCE

[nikimcbee]

against curry chomping, cricket-

[Randomizer]

eating, fanatical, arctic-equipped

[Jimbuna]

emperor penguins on skis

[nikimcbee]

,who play polo with

[Jimbuna]

a small round mint

[Randomizer]

from a septic tank

[nikimcbee]

where bossmark lived when

[Jimbuna]

he was a kitten

[nikimcbee]

in ore-gone politics. Bossmark



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[Randomizer]

with all his followers

[nikimcbee]

including: scientologists, pentacostals, and

[TarJak]

Nikimcbee, whose rugby awareness

[nikimcbee]

was eclipsed by Barmy

[Reece]

army streakers running across

[nikimcbee]

Jim's garden. Tarjak and

[Reece]

BossMark tried to grab

[Randomizer]

the Victoria's Secret catalog

[Reece]

containing a list of

[Randomizer]

undies and naughty bits

[TarJak]

of stray information used

[Reece]

for dirty lustful pleasure

[TarJak]

and dreams of unicorns

[Randomizer]

riding unicycles with lasers

[Flaxpants]

and gyroscopes. After all,

[BossMark]

it was rather funny

[Flaxpants]

considering that his trousers

[BossMark]

belonged to Reece who

[Flaxpants]

was ten sizes larger

[Reece]

to accommodate his huge

[BossMark]

beer belly along with

[Reece]

his mighty bulging beefy

[BossMark]

index finger it was

[TarJak]

decided to give up

[BossMark]

as a bad job

[nikimcbee]

of cosmetic surgery. Reece

[Reece]

decided to poke it

[BossMark]

with a large stick

[Reece]

, what? my eyeball? this

[BossMark]

could cause a problem

[nikimcbee]

for Reece's post count

[Jimbuna]

on him to reply

[nikimcbee]

to the charges of

[Jimbuna]

stalking on the internet

[Randomizer]

. Several days later a

[Jimbuna]

Death Star suddenly appeared

[nikimcbee]

in Bossmark's goiter, which

[Jimbuna]

poked fun at him

[nikimcbee]

while Reece played with

[Jimbuna]

Darth Vaders light sabre

[nikimcbee]

, which was a shocking

[Randomizer]

and yet sharp decapitator.

[flatsixes]

Which brings us to

[Randomizer]

the Lost Beer Mystery!

[Jimbuna]

It weren't me Guv!!

[Randomizer]

All deny culpability, but

[nikimcbee]

the evidence said Jim

[Randomizer]

but spelled it "Gym"

[Jimbuna]

as in a gymnasium

[Reece]

fell over, somersaulting into

[Randomizer]

an empty beer keg

[nikimcbee]

of fosters, which tarjak

[Flaxpants]

had bought from 'Liquor-down-under'

[nikimcbee]

Meanwhile, Jim started another

[Randomizer]

pint of ale that

[Flaxpants]

conversation about Latvian launderettes

[BossMark]

which was not at

[Jimbuna]

that terrible defeat yesterday

[BossMark]

that was really shocking

[Jimbuna]

but very predictable unfortunately

[BossMark]

and not very nice

[Reece]

of Jim to be

[TarJak]

commentating, whilst Rome burned

[Reece]

, that was very callous

[BossMark]

and very unusual too

[Jimbuna]

said the young maiden

[BossMark]

to Reece who was

[Jimbuna]

picking his spotty face

[BossMark]

while the young maiden

[Jimbuna]

looked away in disgust

[Reece]

from Jim slapping him

[nikimcbee]

on the buttocks with

[Reece]

a leather whip, Jim

[Flaxpants]

enjoyed leathering spammers, mostly

[Reece]

Flaxpants with toys like

[Flaxpants]

My Little Pony and

[TarJak]

Barbies Funtime Crack Den

[Jimbuna]

a game of frustration

[BossMark]

which was of course

[Reece]

nice but kinky when

[BossMark]

when Jim put his

[Jimbuna]

rubber gas mask on

[BossMark]

to stop the rather

[Jimbuna]

ugly Reece kissing him

[Reece]

, Jim has weird dreams

[Jimbuna]

when Reece is nearby

[BossMark]

all because he wanted

[Jimbuna]

the latest latex girdle

[BossMark]

from Ann Summers, and

[Jimbuna]

the new secondhand supermarket

[Randomizer]

with slightly used beer

[TarJak]

stained dress. Frilly knickers

[Flaxpants]

sold well to clergymen

[Jimbuna]

of the opposite persuasion

[Reece]

, Jim was a member

[BossMark]

of the toon army

[TarJak]

which marched on Sunderland

[Jimbuna]

and beat them badly

[BossMark]

as they deserve it

[Reece]

and also enjoyed it!

[Jimbuna]

even more so than

[Reece]

BossMark who liked to

[Jimbuna]

play with peoples zippers

[Flaxpants]

shamelessly in public lavatories.

[Rockstar]

while humming a tune

[BossMark]

what went like something

[Jimbuna]

I'm a yankee doodle

[TarJak]

wanker. Singing rugby songs

[BossMark]

and must be drunk

[TarJak]

on something other than

[BossMark]

beer so it must

[TarJak]

be love, love, love

[Jimbuna]

on the rocks actually

[BossMark]

which can be rather

[Jimbuna]

hard on your backside

[BossMark]

and very painful, so

[Jimbuna]

best take a cushion

[Reece]

and put it where

[BossMark]

between the left and

[Jimbuna]

the marauding Tory right

[BossMark]

who are so shameless

[Jimbuna]

they frollick in Westminster

[Reece]

in undies to thrill

[TarJak]

Reece beyond the pale.

[Reece]

I admit it was

[TarJak]

a thrill to see

[Reece]

and TarJak swooned too.

[TarJak]

Swooning is for the

[BossMark]

wicked and all the

[Reece]

funny boys who like

[BossMark]

show off in front

[Jimbuna]

of a male audience

[BossMark]

,which Reece also attended

[Reece]

with BossMark, we both

[Jimbuna]

shared a secret kiss

[BossMark]

song by the famous

[Reece]

Group, Jim was found

[BossMark]

hanging around the local

[Reece]

toilet block looking for

[BossMark]

his long lost friend

[nikimcbee]

that fell down a

[BossMark]

toilet while he was

[Jimbuna]

having a quiet pint

[BossMark]

of John Smiths bitter

[Jimbuna]

with a sexy wench

[BossMark]

with a rather large

[Jimbuna]

spaceship in her garage

[sidslotm]

Just then, Captain Kirk

[BossMark]

arrived along with Spock

[Reece]

scanning for unnatural anomalies

[BossMark]

in and around Jim's

[Jimbuna]

oval satellite receiving dish

[BossMark]

while JIm was watching

[Reece]

X rated porno movies

[Jimbuna]

on an X Box

[Reece]

, Jim was so enthralled

[Jimbuna]

at watching Reece performing

[TarJak]

by Reece's underwear that

[Jimbuna]

he called the local

[TarJak]

underwear shop for some

[BossMark]

replacement undies and also

[TarJak]

a new gas mask

[Reece]

, Jim sniffed the undies

[TarJak]

and died a happy

[BossMark]

chappie from the aroma

[TarJak]

of Boss "skid" Marks.

[Reece]

With teary eyes Jim

[TarJak]

sniffed and snorted his

[BossMark]

very own boxer shorts

[Reece]

making him delirious and

[Jimbuna]

much more happier than

[BossMark]

Reece who was not

[sidslotm]

enjoying this mad moment

[Jimbuna]

down at the creche

[sidslotm]

it was then Scotty

[BossMark]

appeared and he went

[sidslotm]

for his phaser gun

[BossMark]

so that he could

[Jimbuna]

phase everyone about it

[BossMark]

and be a rather

[Jimbuna]

angry tyrant bent on

[BossMark]

world domination, and rule

[Jimbuna]

of thumb for ease

[BossMark]

just like Reece, who

[Jimbuna]

is really Tom Thumb

[sidslotm]

and stood there screaming

[Jimbuna]

like a punctured balloon

[Randomizer]

. Suddenly something horrible happened!

[Reece]

BossMark, wearing pink panties,

[Flaxpants]

had covered himself with

[Reece]

body oil, then posed

[BossMark]

for the camera to

[Reece]

earn some money to

[BossMark]

by beer and vodka

[Randomizer]

to drink with a

[Reece]

man friend. Next morning

[Flaxpants]

after a hard nights

[Reece]

work, still panting, he

[Flaxpants]

dressed in his usual

[Reece]

skirt and applied makeup,

[Flaxpants]

grabbed the old handbag,

[Reece]

and off to the

[Jimbuna]

next championship match defeat

[Reece]

not that he cared

[Jimbuna]

it happened so frequently

[Randomizer]

that it became boring.

[sidslotm]

like wiping his butt

[BossMark]

on a manu scarf

[Randomizer]

whatever that might be.

[BossMark]

something very nasty and

[Randomizer]

and chocolate covered although

[Jimbuna]

the mancs wouldn't notice