The Four Word Story Game

[Jimbuna]

to ride they're donkeys

[Gerald]

donkeys are smart animals

[Jimbuna]

when playing board games

[Gerald]

in England, of course

[Jimbuna]

the English are superior

[Gerald]

comparatively with kangaroos or

[Jimbuna]

in times of warfare

[Gerald]

there are only losers

[Flaxpants]

apart from the winners

[Gerald]

there is no reason

[Flaxpants]

to cry over spilt

[Gerald]

milk coco is better

[Flaxpants]

especially when drunk from

[TarJak]

power. Vegetable gum coagulates

[Flaxpants]

tend to get wedged

[Jimbuna]

under the door mat

[Flaxpants]

causing dreadful trouble for

[Herr-Berbunch]

Space shuttle crews in

[Jimbuna]

a water polo competition

[TarJak]

at Jimbuna's local pub

[Jimbuna]

based on the moon

[Herr-Berbunch]

made of his cheese

[Jimbuna]

burger and fried chips

[Gerald]

abominable think so pesos

[Jimbuna]

are still legal tender

[Gerald]

the issue of travel

[Jimbuna]

warrants for elderly giraffes

[Gerald]

Giraffes longer one I

[Lord Justice]

must confess, is proportionally

[Gerald]

Of course a understatement

[Lord Justice]

To nothing but travel

[Gerald]

restart a pipeline is

[Jimbuna]

definitely in the offing

[Gerald]

excellent let us speculate

[Jimbuna]

about the share price

[Gerald]

4 pounds per inch

[TarJak]

violently shaving seconds from

[flatsixes]

a pile of firsts

[Gerald]

we're talking about money

[TarJak]

said the bishop to

[Flaxpants]

his mistress, as she

[Herr-Berbunch]

danced naked in supermarket

[Flaxpants]

with a basket full

[Jimbuna]

of red jelly babies

[Flaxpants]

and disinfectant for cleaning

[TarJak]

his beer goggles. Voluptuous

[Lionclaw]

babes everywhere, must be

[Jimbuna]

crying in their Babycham

[Gerald]

No Not Now Honey

[Jimbuna]

wait until your parents

[Gerald]

has gone away for

[Jimbuna]

a long sex orgy

[Gerald]

we call the Guinness

[Lionclaw]

Book of Records. So

[Jimbuna]

that's a new record

[Gerald]

finally we are in

[Jimbuna]

quite a mad frenzy

[Gerald]

possibly, but we are

[Lionclaw]

not here, but there

[Gerald]

Unfortunately, we leave yesterday

[Jimbuna]

the day before tomorow

[Lionclaw]

15 minutes before arriving

[Gerald]

the monkeys will come

[Jimbuna]

and pick your nose

[Lionclaw]

using fish hooks, ouch

[Gerald]

no further but what

[Jimbuna]

is a fish hook?

[Gerald]

you can pick salmon

[TarJak]

out of your teeth

[Jimbuna]

with a pick axe

[Flaxpants]

if you like. Personally

[Herr-Berbunch]

I prefer real women

[Flaxpants]

with balls. The ones

[Jimbuna]

that shave every day

[Flaxpants]

and like football. They

[THE_MASK]

live right next door

[Jimbuna]

to the training ground

[Herr-Berbunch]

of the crack sniffing

[THE_MASK]

long nosed ant eater

[Lionclaw]

that people call Snort

[Gerald]

they are stupid people

[Herr-Berbunch]

but really quite intelligent

[Jimbuna]

in a silly way

[Gerald]

more IQ to celebrate

[Lionclaw]

in an intelligent way

[Gerald]

Of course, as long

[Jimbuna]

as the grass grows

[Gerald]

there is no problem

[Jimbuna]

down at the ranch

[Gerald]

Horses' own house rules

[Jimbuna]

in a parrot fashion

[Gerald]

it to be interpreted

[Flaxpants]

however you see fit.

[CCIP]

Reaching for the dictionary,

[Flaxpants]

I accidentally fell off

[Jimbuna]

the metric kitchen scales

[Lionclaw]

landing with a thudd

[Flaxpants]

in a puddle of

[Gerald]

nothing and seriously misleading

[Herr-Berbunch]

the postman who went

[Gerald]

birth of cake for

[Jimbuna]

the pilsbury doe man

[Gerald]

to come late means

[Herr-Berbunch]

the cake's all gone!

[CCIP]

It was a lie!

[Gerald]

your stomach is full

[TarJak]

of lies and deciept

[Gerald]

sorry gentlemen I go

[Flaxpants]

insane every time I

[Gerald]

hear trash music or

[Flaxpants]

or watch 'Knight rider'

[Herr-Berbunch]

instead preferring Street Hawk

[Jimbuna]

in his pink underpants

[Flaxpants]

and ceramic codpiece attachment.

[Jimbuna]

Almost every other day

[Gerald]

We are gathered before

[Jimbuna]

the king of queens

[Gerald]

engelsmen or lazy, right

[Jimbuna]

to the very top

[Gerald]

gives the opposite effect

[Jimbuna]

when viewed upside down

[Gerald]

the undersigned by email

[Jimbuna]

the aforementioned via snailmail

[Gerald]

hmmm sounds weird now

[TarJak]

lying in the gutter

[Gerald]

There are all together

[Jimbuna]

just like alphabet soup

[TarJak]

strained through old socks.

[Gerald]

when the cold comes

[Herr-Berbunch]

like a nun's icy

[Gerald]

echoing in the night

[TarJak]

come in, your time

[Gerald]

Just for a break

[Flaxpants]

Last tuesday morning, I

[TarJak]

stumbled over several new

[Flaxpants]

droppings, obviously left by

[TarJak]

Vendor's pet wombat; Bloodnut

[Flaxpants]

- a dangerous animal, even

[convoy hunter]

now he could not

[TarJak]

control his bowel movements

[Flaxpants]

leaving a dreadful mess

[convoy hunter]

centered on a small

[TarJak]

patch of Vendors skull

[Reece]

leaving an aroma quite

[Webster]

maybe i think not

[TarJak]

contextually congruous. Value based

[nikimcbee]

Wiggles video collection, Tarjak

[TarJak]

deployed his WMD causing

[nikimcbee]

ABC to show Wiggles

[TarJak]

24x7 on every channel

[Reece]

, it was horrifying to

[nikimcbee]

watch, yet so intriguing

[Lionclaw]

it could stop time

[TarJak]

only long enough to

[Flaxpants]

start it again and

[Reece]

realize how childish this

[convoy hunter]

is to continue for

[TarJak]

total Wiggles domination of

[Herr-Berbunch]

childrens' lives, albeit only

[Lionclaw]

for their whole lifetime

[Gerald]

in meantime we are

[TarJak]

watching Wiggles episodes avidly

[Gerald]

speculation is not the

[Lionclaw]

way of the Wiggler

[Gerald]

debugging is your way

[Jimbuna]

to a clean bed

[Gerald]

with soap and water

[Reece]

and some elbow grease

[Venatore]

I will bend over

[TarJak]

and take it like

[Jimbuna]

I always have done

[Reece]

, groaning and smiling with

[Gerald]

cousin and his brothers

[Jimbuna]

in the whore house

[Gerald]

we celebrate our birthday

[Jimbuna]

on a postage stamp

[Herr-Berbunch]

drinking sherry from a




Welcome back Jim, good holiday?:cool:

[Gerald]

crowd no one cares

[Jimbuna]

drinking sherry from a




Welcome back Jim, good holiday?:cool:

Yes mate, very nice thanks :up:


golden goblet of fire

[Gerald]

the sound of rejoicing

[Jimbuna]

came from the toilet

[Gerald]

were people are generous

[nikimcbee]

giving Jim flowers and

[Reece]

pink panties with toiletries

[Flaxpants]

and matching stockings. He

[Venatore]

shaves his hairy legs

[Gerald]

with a sledgehammer from

[Jimbuna]

the local graveyard shop

[Gerald]

near the Land's End

[Herr-Berbunch]

but towards the beginning

[THE_MASK]

of his hairy back

[Gerald]

that many girls like

[Jimbuna]

on their bikini line

[Herr-Berbunch]

hot wax from candles

[Jimbuna]

the best nipple tickler

[Herr-Berbunch]

under the circumstances, although

[Jimbuna]

pheasants feathers will suffice

[Reece]

unless your tongue is

[Herr-Berbunch]

black, pheasant plucker's son's

[Jimbuna]

always look out for

[Herr-Berbunch]

black tongues before licking

[Jimbuna]

the rear emergency exit

[Herr-Berbunch]

at the front of

[Jimbuna]

the old back door

[Gerald]

in the local pub

[Jimbuna]

on the grassy knol

[nikimcbee]

Where Jim looks for

[Jimbuna]

a red tailed penguin

[Gerald]

wonders where the port

[Herr-Berbunch]

existed long time ago

[Jimbuna]

in a faraway fantasy

[Gerald]

where his penguin friends

[Jimbuna]

were chocolate covered biscuits

[Gerald]

they never really liked

[TarJak]

people with small minds

[Rockstar]

cannot have great ideas

[Gerald]

but they have "balls"

[Rockstar]

kept in a jar

[Herr-Berbunch]

from a cricket match

[Gerald]

that they never win

[Venatore]

because their team was

[Gerald]

Spirit disease and nausea

[Flaxpants]

are three fine words

[Gerald]

alcohol problem is not

[Jimbuna]

about an eating disorder

[Herr-Berbunch]

but about not finding

[Gerald]

the right way to

[Jimbuna]

read the instructions correctly

[Herr-Berbunch]

, starting on page twenty-seven

[Jimbuna]

of the cookery book

[Snestorm]

will begin to aquaint

[Herr-Berbunch]

you with brown ale

[Jimbuna]

and a colostomy bag

[Snestorm]

which can be used

[Herr-Berbunch]

to watch Toon Army

[Jimbuna]

from the leazes end

[Herr-Berbunch]

when they're playing away






Not in a Rooney sense! :o

[Gerald]

our cards to the

[Jimbuna]

the real gallowgate end

[Gerald]

as always has a

[Jimbuna]

sense of the toon

[Gerald]

which is a prerequisite

[Reece]

for this load of

[Gerald]

nightclubs, discos, pubs and

[OSU]

worthless stuff on the

[Gerald]

as who like solitude

[nikimcbee]

move to Australia for

[Flaxpants]

absolutely no reason whatsoever

[Gerald]

if you like Gillard

[Jimbuna]

then God help you