The Four Word Story Game

[Jimbuna]

about so very little

[Spiced_Rum]

care in the community

[Reece]

that TarJak decided to

[Jimbuna]

totally stop caring about

[Spiced_Rum]

punks and Goths in

[Jimbuna]

the kingdom of turtles

[Spiced_Rum]

heads causing suffering to

[Jimbuna]

last of the Mohicans

[Spiced_Rum]

hairdressers in Greenwich, NY,

[Jimbuna]

just south of the

[TarJak]

sewage outlet in Jim's

[Spiced_Rum]

neighbor's garden play area

[Jimbuna]

locally referred to as

[BossMark]

St James Park and

[Jimbuna]

still in Premiership format

[nikimcbee]

of 3.5 inch disks

[Jimbuna]

to capture the moments

[Spiced_Rum]

nobody wants to view

[u crank]

for fear of nightmares

[Reece]

and the possibility of

[Spiced_Rum]

their eyeballs popping out

[Jimbuna]

or a return visit

[Spiced_Rum]

to the land where

[Jimbuna]

time had long forgotten

[BossMark]

which is better known

[Jimbuna]

Premiership ground Elland Road

[Spiced_Rum]

behind the junk store

[TarJak]

where BossMark's balls are

[Spiced_Rum]

kept safe behind glass

[TarJak]

ball covers so no

[Spiced_Rum]

one would kick them

[TarJak]

into touch. Bossmark's balls

[Spiced_Rum]

lean to the left

[TarJak]

due to the slant

[Spiced_Rum]

of the pitch downwards

[Jimbuna]

at the Lions tour

[Spiced_Rum]

resulting in one outcome

[Jimbuna]

a victory for sure

[BossMark]

and it sure was

[Jimbuna]

the sweetest of outcomes

[Spiced_Rum]

Leonum venerunt, viderunt, vicerunt,

[The Enigma]

he said and left

[Jimbuna]

via the trap door

[Spiced_Rum]

to the secret passage

[Jimbuna]

where he often lurks

[The Enigma]

and think about the

[Spiced_Rum]

where the torch batteries

[Jimbuna]

are powered by seaweed

[Spiced_Rum]

clothed mermaids whose songs

[BossMark]

sounded like Reece in

[Spiced_Rum]

an acoustic shower cubicle

[Jimbuna]

located in a sewer

[nikimcbee]

just north of Wales

[Spiced_Rum]

called the Mersey Tunnel

[Jimbuna]

was a rounded hole

[Spiced_Rum]

with both ends stolen

[Jimbuna]

from the toy factory

[Spiced_Rum]

building model submarines for

[Jimbuna]

the film Yellow Submarine

[Spiced_Rum]

in the town that

[Jimbuna]

Sgt Pepper had forgot

[Spiced_Rum]

Penny Lane forever, Strawberry

[Jimbuna]

fields were totally barren

[Spiced_Rum]

which upset Eleanor Rigby

[Jimbuna]

depicted as a walrus

[Spiced_Rum]

laughed the Egg Man

[Jimbuna]

in the Norwegian wood

[Spiced_Rum]

smoking Lucy's sky diamonds

[Jimbuna]

whilst walking Abbey Road

[BossMark]

singing its a hard

[TarJak]

long and winding road

[Jimbuna]

but she loves you

[Spiced_Rum]

yeah, yeah, yeah, and

[Jimbuna]

lucy in the sky

[Spiced_Rum]

twists and shouts, baby

[Jimbuna]

walker on the loose

[Fubar2Niner]

look out......... Helter Skelter

[Spiced_Rum]

back in the USSR

[Fubar2Niner]

in an octopus' garden

[Spiced_Rum]

showing photographs of every

[Fubar2Niner]

picture tells a story

[Jimbuna]

to young Maggie May

[Fubar2Niner]

who has Hot Legs

[Spiced_Rum]

and handbags and gladrags

[Jimbuna]

in a broken dream

[The Enigma]

from many years ago

[Jimbuna]

in the distant past

[Spiced_Rum]

a long time ago

[Jimbuna]

on a faraway moon

[Spiced_Rum]

in a distant galaxy

[Fubar2Niner]

the force was strong

[BossMark]

just like the ale

[The Enigma]

Chewbacca was pouring down

[Fubar2Niner]

which blew Chewbaccas breeches !!

[The Enigma]

Meanwhile, a black whole

[Fubar2Niner]

sun did come and

[Jimbuna]

eat a bag of

[Fubar2Niner]

chilli flavoured cashew nuts

[The Enigma]

for no good reason.

[Jimbuna]

Whilst brushing my teeth

[Fubar2Niner]

because my chewing gum

[Spiced_Rum]

was not minty enough

[TarJak]

for making mint sauce

[BossMark]

so all was not

[Spiced_Rum]

gravy and grits again

[Jimbuna]

for the next meal

[TarJak]

worms home in his

[Jimbuna]

sorry looking baggy green

[TarJak]

mouldy curtains. Fabulous efforts

[Spiced_Rum]

cleaning windows with views

[Jimbuna]

through rose tinted glasses

[Fubar2Niner]

that are x-ray specs

[BossMark]

so that Reece could

[Jimbuna]

watch drop bears mating

[Fubar2Niner]

and gummy bears melting

[Jimbuna]

in the cabbage patch

[Fubar2Niner]

kids innocent little mind

[Spiced_Rum]

plotting destruction in sandpits

[Fubar2Niner]

, armpits, armchairs and highchairs !!!!!

[Jimbuna]

the queen of spades

[Fubar2Niner]

laughingly took a swipe

[Jimbuna]

at a royal flush

[Spiced_Rum]

while jack stripped poker

[Jimbuna]

chips of their value

[Spiced_Rum]

and Alice had tea

[Jimbuna]

with the intelligent hatter

[The Enigma]

and other strange folks

[Spiced_Rum]

using flamingoes for dubious

[The Enigma]

reasons she left him

[Spiced_Rum]

stroking her Cheshire cat

[Jimbuna]

on the secret veranda

[Spiced_Rum]

guarded by Tweedle Dum

[Jimbuna]

and obviously tweedle dee

[Spiced_Rum]

held the looking glass

[Jimbuna]

in his cotton mits

[Spiced_Rum]

knitted by his granny

[Jimbuna]

who was most annoying

[Spiced_Rum]

giving sloppy wet kisses

[Jimbuna]

to the local vicar

[TarJak]

's cat litter box. Subsim

[Jimbuna]

was a strange place

[TarJak]

to find transexual posters

[Jimbuna]

from our former colonies

[TarJak]

Canada and the USA.

[Jimbuna]

On the subject of

[TarJak]

bad taste, Jimbuna's expertise

[Jimbuna]

on predicting sporting outcomes

[TarJak]

relied on entrail readings

[Jimbuna]

from the Sydney Herald

[TarJak]

around his fish and

[Jimbuna]

chip supper wrapping paper

[Fubar2Niner]

, I'll have a sav

[Jimbuna]

said the chocolate pudding

[The Enigma]

and laughed about it

[Jimbuna]

all the way to

[BossMark]

court which the judge

[Jimbuna]

was adamant he would

[TarJak]

declare Stuart Broad out.

[Spiced_Rum]

The ball was in!

[Fubar2Niner]

you cannot be serious

[Jimbuna]

as England motor on

[BossMark]

to victory in the

[u crank]

World unicycle races at

[Jimbuna]

the local garden fete

[u crank]

where the dress code

[Jimbuna]

was to wear dresses

[BossMark]

just like the one

[TarJak]

Bossmark and Jim share.

[Jimbuna]

When it was time

[TarJak]

England conceded defeat. Gerontology

[Jimbuna]

is an ageless subject

[nikimcbee]

the Ashes and India's

[Jimbuna]

success at curry making

[The Enigma]

will help them to

[Jimbuna]

open a fine restaurant

[nikimcbee]

in Leeds, where the

[Jimbuna]

where the bogey gobbler

[The Enigma]

pays them a visit

[Jimbuna]

with his piggish snout

[TarJak]

being firmly inserted into

[BossMark]

a large glass of

[The Enigma]

mexican home made brew

[Jimbuna]

made from cactus urine

[Spiced_Rum]

with a hint of

[Jimbuna]

whatever tickles your fancy

[The Enigma]

helps you drinking that

[Jimbuna]

which you enjoy most

[Spiced_Rum]

vast quantity over quality

[Jimbuna]

unless your drinking Foster's

[Spiced_Rum]

without any redeeming quality

[Jimbuna]

for white chocolate frogs

[Spiced_Rum]

painted black with chocolate

[Jimbuna]

horns for hand grips

[Spiced_Rum]

dusted in sugar plums

[u crank]

and wrapped in tinfoil

[TarJak]

antlers. Summoning all his

[bertieck476]

courage, leapt blindly over

[BossMark]

the Aussies test team

[TarJak]

bus driven by Botham

[Jimbuna]

who called Pontings taxi

[The Enigma]

and regretted it immediately

[Spiced_Rum]

going westside after dark

[The Enigma]

. A mean looking guy

[Spiced_Rum]

in high heels and

[The Enigma]

without a shirt appeared

[Spiced_Rum]

to be humming loudly

[The Enigma]

causing fear amongst the

[Jimbuna]

clergy in the garden

[Spiced_Rum]

of the bordello owner

[Jimbuna]

The Hunchback of Sydney

[Spiced_Rum]

Street, Metropolis, just off

[Jimbuna]

the Manchester Shipping Canal

[The Enigma]

appeared in an alley

[Jimbuna]

full of chocolate peanuts

[BossMark]

which made TarJak turn

[Spiced_Rum]

a lighter shade of

[Fubar2Niner]

white. "Oooooh bugger!", cried

[Spiced_Rum]

the priest getting caught

[Fubar2Niner]

with the mother superiors

[Spiced_Rum]

bra and G-string again

[Jimbuna]

on the eve of

[Spiced_Rum]

Saint Swithan's eve feast

[Jimbuna]

early in the morning

[Spiced_Rum]

after the night before

[Jimbuna]

having read my sig

[Spiced_Rum]

realised needed bigger crayon

[Jimbuna]

and a lot less

[Spiced_Rum]

glitter and gold stars

[Jimbuna]

for a slice of

[Spiced_Rum]

humble pie baked in

[TarJak]

the sullage pits of

[Jimbuna]

an Outer Mongolian cesspit

[BossMark]

where all the people

[TarJak]

mingle with the contents

[Fubar2Niner]

of chinese wrestlers jockstrap

[Jimbuna]

sweat and hair from

[Fubar2Niner]

his red setters armpit

[Jimbuna]

chained up in the

[Fubar2Niner]

Swan Vesta large matchbox

[Jimbuna]

next to the Woodbines

[Fubar2Niner]

alongside the Park Drive

[Jimbuna]

and the Players No6

[Spiced_Rum]

where Peter Stuyvesant puffed

[Fubar2Niner]

majestically on his Piccadilly

[Jimbuna]

circus ring without wheels

[Fubar2Niner]

. Hovercraft a wonderful invention

[Jimbuna]

for those full of

[soopaman2]

feces and bran flakes

[Jimbuna]

imported for special occasions

[Spiced_Rum]

flying on skimmed milk