The Four Word Story Game

[Jimbuna]

that were rather rough

[TarJak]

and ready for action

[Jimbuna]

in a kinky way

[TarJak]

of life. Trouble and

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trouble's friend mischief were

[Jimbuna]

up to no good

[u crank]

and not good enough

[TarJak]

for government work, when

[Tango589]

the Ministry of Incompetnece

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are Cameron and Osbourne

[Jimbuna]

and Ian Duncan Smith

[BossMark]

along with Theresa May

[Jimbuna]

and the youngster Clegg

[TarJak]

of the Kangaroo Gang

[Jimbuna]

hiding in the pouch

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along with Les Patterson

[Jimbuna]

and a clutch of

[TarJak]

sheilas whose sole purpose

[Jimbuna]

was the bottom line

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of the divorce settlement

[TarJak]

which read 'whomsoever obtains

[Jimbuna]

the largest metal hammer

[TarJak]

shall deal the heaviest

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lawsuit. Philanderers were worried

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as were philatelists collecting

[TarJak]

debts on behalf of

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anyone fiddling the banks

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combination locks with slippery

[Jimbuna]

slithers of nubile looking

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goats wearing ginger wigs

[Jimbuna]

and strap-on antlers

[Tango589]

with self-adhesive udders

[Jimbuna]

and pierced ear lobes

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trained on the target

[Jimbuna]

that was tethered to

[TarJak]

the tackle with leather

[Jimbuna]

thongs and furry chains

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causing a fashion riot.

[Jimbuna]

The Pussy Cat Dolls

[TarJak]

decide to call it

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quits when everybody started

[Jimbuna]

to purr at them

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and feed them Whiskers.

[Jimbuna]

The next strange development

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of talentless girl groups

[Jimbuna]

are about to cavort

[Spiced_Rum]

around in pink burkas

[Jimbuna]

and mirror lens sunglasses

[Spiced_Rum]

and pigs on leads

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in tight yellow lederhosen

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worn at ankle height

[Jimbuna]

when compared with a

[Spiced_Rum]

man on stilts juggling

[TarJak]

many balls at the

[Tango589]

latest annual Subsim meet

[Jimbuna]

in never never land

[TarJak]

when suddenly, the wheels

[Jimbuna]

on the bus went

[TarJak]

off in different directions

[Jimbuna]

at a startling rate

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of knots, through water

[Jimbuna]

and lumpy yellow custard

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fallen from a truck

[Jimbuna]

hijacked from the bakery

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where electrical sheep crafted

[TarJak]

beer of the highest

[Jimbuna]

pollution levels ever recorded

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in Newcastle Brown Ale.

[Jimbuna]

Australians addiction to Foster's

[TarJak]

existed only in Jim's

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book of Australian gripes

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about warm pommy lager.

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Th meaning of cheese

[Jimbuna]

is an old fable

[TarJak]

of biblical proportions which

[Tango589]

when read in Dutch

[Jimbuna]

translates roughly into gibberish

[TarJak]

most of the population

[Jimbuna]

were afraid of mice

[TarJak]

from the planet mars

[Jimbuna]

just up the road

[Tango589]

from Dodgy Daves' Delicatessen

[Jimbuna]

where everyone ate well

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except Labour voters, who

[Spiced_Rum]

deliberately scammed free meals

[TarJak]

from the toffs, who

[Spiced_Rum]

subsidise benefit scroungers' lifestyle

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with a massive banquet

[TarJak]

in the scrounger's honour

[Jimbuna]

there were five words :)

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that were not uttered

[Jimbuna]

but always considered sensitive

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considering the hilarity of

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the exchanges in parliament

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during the beer debate

[Jimbuna]

about the great drought

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, a disaster of monumental

[Jimbuna]

statues and concrete gargoyles

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all smiling at the

[Jimbuna]

league cup final result

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, an obvious and epic

[Jimbuna]

failure by the mackems

[TarJak]

to comprehend the rules

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of engagement. Any excuse

[TarJak]

you can think of

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to drink beer is

[BossMark]

a very good one

[TarJak]

when thirst takes over

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the need to eat

[Jimbuna]

is very soon forgotten

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until too late beacause

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the trains run late

[TarJak]

because leaves on lines

[Jimbuna]

make trains leave late

[TarJak]

after leaving earlier than

[Jimbuna]

a day shortly after

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the day before. Today

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is not yet yesterday

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and tomorrow is somewhat

[Jimbuna]

a full day away

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but with minutes to

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spare. Change is not

[TarJak]

without consequences, but willingness

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to accept the null

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and void football result

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rigged by disgruntled leprechauns

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because Harp lager sang

[Jimbuna]

as poorly as Foster's

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tasteless sheep dipping lullaby

[Jimbuna]

for those ex covicts

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in Manchester and Liverpool

[Jimbuna]

dungeons located deep in

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the grim Yorkshire moors

[TarJak]

where BossMark roams aimlessly

[u crank]

looking for TV remote

[gordonmull]

under the sofa

[TarJak]

of his addled mind.

[Jimbuna]

Yorkshiremen are commonly known

[TarJak]

for their distinct lack

[Jimbuna]

of basic common sense

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and their uncommonly large

[Tango589]

sense of self importance

[Spiced_Rum]

and loving Thatcher. Scottish

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lads can be handy

[Jimbuna]

for shoplifting from supermarkets

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as their wee hands

[Tango589]

can grasp small things

[TarJak]

and tug them hard

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and repeatedly. Apparently some

[TarJak]

palm hair grew furiously

[Jimbuna]

during the darkness hours

[TarJak]

manipulation sessions. Geordie's gross

[Jimbuna]

incomes are excessively low

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considering their degrees in

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drunken fighting and gibberish

[Jimbuna]

not forgetting convict deportations

[TarJak]

to South Shields. Cardomom

[Jimbuna]

was a perculiar disease

[Spiced_Rum]

sons caught from moms

[TarJak]

when exposed to too

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many vegetables as children

[TarJak]

of doubtful parentage came

[Spiced_Rum]

to love mom's big

[Jimbuna]

pot of roasted toads

[TarJak]

and deadly night shade

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which Sir Lunchalot placed

[TarJak]

at the feet of

[Jimbuna]

the grand old ogre

[TarJak]

whose unfeasibly large testicles

[Jimbuna]

were many a maidens

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obsession to shave bare

[TarJak]

as a baboons bum

[Jimbuna]

with a cut throat

[Spiced_Rum]

razor without any cream

[Jimbuna]

or milk and biscuits

[Spiced_Rum]

for the dribbling dog

[nikimcbee]

that McBee eyed warily

[TarJak]

with his one good

[Jimbuna]

pair of pet paws

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place precisely on top

[TarJak]

of his furry head

[nikimcbee]

of a Scotsman named

[Jimbuna]

Wullie Longrod McHugendong McGroin

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who was Glasgows' champion

[Jimbuna]

seller of Big Issue

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and not an alcoholic

[Jimbuna]

drink anywhere in sight

[TarJak]

could be found in

[Jimbuna]

Tarjaks soiled back pocket

[TarJak]

. Maladjusted Geordie police retirees

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still coatless in winter

[Jimbuna]

and destitute to boot

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cats up the ass

[Jimbuna]

of the first amendment

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which clearly states: "Unless

[TarJak]

you're Tory, you're well

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off on free benefits

[Jimbuna]

and free food banks

[TarJak]

full of mildew, mould

[Jimbuna]

and strips of rotten

[Spiced_Rum]

malls and pawn shops

[Jimbuna]

boarded up for security

[TarJak]

checking by Iranian police

[Jimbuna]

wearing outrageous party frocks

[TarJak]

with clown shoes for

[Jimbuna]

a nice long 'trip'

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down to the farm

[Jimbuna]

lands of Outer Mongolia

[TarJak]

. Collapsing super massive quasars

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caused Hobbits to convert

[TarJak]

their Scottish pounds into

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monopoly money and Bitcoins

[Jimbuna]

made from dark chocolate

[u crank]

imported from Saskatchewan in

[Jimbuna]

the outer south west

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where men are fancy

[TarJak]

and the sheep frightened.

[nikimcbee]

Meanwhile, at the Legion

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the Centurion struck him

[TarJak]

with extreme prejudice, killing

[Jimbuna]

his what was left

[TarJak]

wasn't worth picking up

[Jimbuna]

with a rubber glove

[TarJak]

but bare hands would

[Jimbuna]

suffice for the remnants

[TarJak]

of the sloppy seconds

[Jimbuna]

the second time round

[TarJak]

for the soggy Sao

[Jimbuna]

came most highly recommended

[TarJak]

by the subsim sailors

[Spiced_Rum]

unwashed, and cast away

[TarJak]

then picked up and

[Jimbuna]

hung out to dry

[Spiced_Rum]

over hot coals before

[Jimbuna]

facing yet more attention

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from unsavory types dressed

[Jimbuna]

up as holy angels

[Spiced_Rum]

preaching mumbo jumbo beliefs

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to jumbo mumbos who

[Spiced_Rum]

believe their angels holy

[Jimbuna]

beliefs were mumbo jumbo

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from jumbo mumbo land

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speaking legalese and bafflegab

[Jimbuna]

with a spattering of

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Klingon spoken by drunken

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Nuns who should know

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by now that Spock

[TarJak]

speaks Vulcan platitudes exclusively

[Jimbuna]

for fundamentally deaf people

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buts signs V well