The Four Word Story Game

[Aktungbby]

,decidedly sulphuric in nature

[Jimbuna]

bitter sweet in taste

[Aktungbby]

the rules are straightforward, we tell a story four words per post (pssst! bittersweet is one word ):O: To any passing serpent

[Jimbuna]

Oh, so it is

[Reece]

where is Steve now

[Jimbuna]

asked the lame beggar

[BossMark]

who only wanted to

[mapuc]

copycat his idol, Steve

[Aktungbby]

, a decidedly bass fellow

[Jimbuna]

of the top order

[Reece]

it must be Reece!!:D

[Aktungbby]

,decidedly a base fellow:O:

[Reece]

with good morals and

[Jimbuna]

a profound hair lip

[Reece]

slithered into Aktungbby's apartment

[Jimbuna]

grasping a baby rattle

[Aktungbby]

drooling through his pacifier

[Jimbuna]

at Aktungs seductive lingerie

[Aktungbby]

babydoll and thong panty:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

six sizes too small

[Aktungbby]

...before his hotwax job :woot:

[Jimbuna]

from the local padre

[Aktungbby]

,exchanged for a tonsure

[Jimbuna]

with a broken bottle

[Aktungbby]

of consumed sacramental wine

[Reece]

showing his darkest secret

[Jimbuna]

to the purest heart

[Reece]

, it was Reece's naturally.:yep:

[Jimbuna]

Time for a story

[Aktungbby]

of hoarfrost and rime

[Reece]

costing only a dime

[Jimbuna]

for chapter and rhyme

[Reece]

just passing the time

[BossMark]

Reece drank some Fosters

[Jimbuna]

through a plastic straw

[Commander Wallace]

From a ducky glass.

[Jimbuna]

Birds of a feather

[Reece]

pooped on poor Jim

[Jimbuna]

Tetley the local brewer

[BossMark]

used to make good

[Reece]

beer and plonk, BossMark

[Jimbuna]

was almost continuously inebriated

[Eichhörnchen]

at his local gay

[Jimbuna]

bar in outer mongolia

[Aktungbby]

learning pony dance steppes :O:

[Eichhörnchen]

just like Dick Van

[Reece]

The Driver Man, who

[BossMark]

wanted a lift to

[Reece]

the local brothel where

[BossMark]

Reece was already there

[Jimbuna]

peeping through the window

[mapuc]

at the gorgeous man

[Reece]

hugging a blushing mapuc

[Jimbuna]

with two sweaty paws

[Reece]

, this didn't deter him

[Jimbuna]

from purring with delight

[Reece]

until BossMark decided to

[Jimbuna]

change his silk underwear

[Reece]

mapuc's jaw dropped and

[Aktungbby]

temporomandibular joint syndrôme caused

[Reece]

his legs to weaken

[Aktungbby]

ruining his stiff-knee resolve

[Reece]

as he collapsed, then

[Jimbuna]

fell through the floor

[Reece]

into a pit of

[mapuc]

red porridge with cream

[BossMark]

and strawberry's mixed with

[Aktungbby]

day-old rotten Danishes:arrgh!:

[Reece]

. This story shows that

[Aktungbby]

you're WHAT U EAT!:arrgh!:

[Reece]

so poor mapuc looks

[mapuc]

like a top model

[Aktungbby]

cherried out cheesy tart

[Jimbuna]

with a rotten hair-do

[Reece]

and flies buzzing around

[Jimbuna]

the Swiss cuckoo clock

[Reece]

that Jim dropped on

[Jimbuna]

the lap of Spiderman

[Reece]

who took fright and

[Jimbuna]

fell off his web

[BossMark]

and into the large

[Jimbuna]

brown festering cow pat

[Reece]

, he slowly sank like

[Jimbuna]

sack of wet lettuce

[mapuc]

into the kingdom of

[Jimbuna]

the little green god

[Reece]

where mapuc was whipped

[Jimbuna]

into a submissive sycophant

[BossMark]

who then started to

[mapuc]

yell I can't get

[Eichhörnchen]

any peace and quiet

[Reece]

, I need a shotgun

[Jimbuna]

and a pink feather

[mapuc]

, so Reece can be

[Jimbuna]

alone with mapuc again

[Reece]

, this thought made me

[BossMark]

so mad that it

[Jimbuna]

had to be true

[Reece]

I ran away screaming

[Aktungbby]

"'tis madness, 'tis madness":doh:

[Fubar2Niner]

or is it Carlsberg

[Eichhörnchen]

causing me to wet

[Jimbuna]

the poor guys whistle

[mapuc]

Come on light my

[Eichhörnchen]

farts with a big

[Jimbuna]

box of safety matches

[Reece]

KABOOM . . . the smell was

[Aktungbby]

of fricassee'd blue darters https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fart_lighting (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fart_lighting):up:

[Jimbuna]

on a huge scale

[Eichhörnchen]

with a whiff of

[Jimbuna]

some of the other

[Reece]

like rotten eggs and

[Eichhörnchen]

Reece's crusty old socks.

[Reece]

This concoction made Jim

[Jimbuna]

a very wealthy man

[Eichhörnchen]

in Australia, where the

[Reece]

concoction was bottled and

[Eichhörnchen]

sold as an antidote

[Aktungbby]

to bordello coverup potpourrie

[Reece]

the only side effect

[Jimbuna]

was a limp wrist

[Aktungbby]

and limp everything else:O:

[Reece]

Time for some viagra

[Jimbuna]

and a barrel of

[Reece]

sex toys!! Later Aktungbby

[Aktungbby]

mistakenly applied defibrillator paddles

[Reece]

to Jim's butt causing

[Jimbuna]

a seismic earth-shattering event

[Aktungbby]

on Reece's Richter scale

[Reece]

the following tremor shattered

[BossMark]

all the windows in

[Eichhörnchen]

the squirrels' treetop clubhouse

[Reece]

. A meeting was called

[Catfish]

in to discuss Jim's

[Eichhörnchen]

punishment, and a vote

[Reece]

was unanimous that he

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/da8Iu2s.jpg gets the full treatment.

[Jimbuna]

from a beautiful woman

[mapuc]

Which was Eichhörnchen disguised

[Eichhörnchen]

with long sharp claws

[Reece]

with voluptuous lips that

[Eichhörnchen]

puckered and trembled with

[Reece]

delight when they met

[Eichhörnchen]

some very nice cake

[Reece]

hole, it was Eichhörnchen's!!:O:

[Jimbuna]

latest cross dressing attempt

[Reece]

, he looked sexy in

[Jimbuna]

his deepsea diving suit

[Aktungbby]

with a leaky codpiece

[Reece]

from being over used

[Jimbuna]

in the local chippy

[Aktungbby]

dippy hippy codpiece removal

[Onkel Neal]

Spammer detected, initiating nuke sequence....

[Aktungbby]

http://www.animateit.net/data/media/august2009/startrekredalert.gif using Five words in Jimbuna's strictly FOUR word game always gets em'! I thought we were getting a little 'over-Kepo'd' myself.

[Reece]

moving to DefCon 3

[Jimbuna]

in a little while

[Reece]

a mushroom cloud formed

[mapuc]

Coming from Reece behind

[Reece]

then a match struck

[mapuc]

Warning nuclear fart been

[Reece]

released then a loud

[Eichhörnchen]

rumbling filled the air

[Reece]

combined with a foul

[Jimbuna]

serving of jellied eels

[Reece]

everyone went green, Jim

[Jimbuna]

maintained his purple look

[Reece]

then puked violently until

[Jimbuna]

a mountain of carrots

[Fubar2Niner]

emanated from various orifices

[Jimbuna]

secreted within the confines

[Reece]

of his toilet. Finally

[BossMark]

he farted so loud

[Reece]

the door blew off

http://www.tumbit.com/news-image/8719/large/exploding-toilet-injures-woman-in-spain.jpg

[Jimbuna]

killing the pink parrot

[Reece]

and canary when gassed

[Jimbuna]

with a rotten egg

[Reece]

, finally the stench subsided

[Jimbuna]

and the sun rose

[Reece]

, the scene was devastating,

[Aktungbby]

By dawn's early blight

[Reece]

. Jim couldn't take it

[Jimbuna]

any further without chains

[Reece]

tied to his 4wd

[Jimbuna]

jet propelled bubble car

[Reece]

. The moral of the

[Jimbuna]

story was absolutely outrageous

[Reece]

, BossMark donned a suit

[Fubar2Niner]

made of latex, mask

[Jimbuna]

and barb wire suspenders

[Reece]

then took a drive

[Fubar2Niner]

to who knows where!

[Reece]

just so he could

[Jimbuna]

perform some personal services

[Fubar2Niner]

with a large elephant

[Aktungbby]

that hated fat mahouts

[Jimbuna]

and three legged chickens

[Reece]

but who cares anyway??:O:

[Gerald]

Oh my God,where

[Reece]

is a toilet? Quick!!

[Tango589]

I feel one brewing

[Reece]

OH NO!! (http://nooooooooooooooo.com/)Too late!!

[Jimbuna]

and far too complicated

[Tango589]

to write poetry about

[Gerald]

stuff that nobody wants

[Eichhörnchen]

to find in their

[Jimbuna]

memories of lifes fantasies

[Tango589]

spent in the company

[Gerald]

like banana bar, LTD

[Eichhörnchen]

who make very nice

[Tango589]

roast dinners and sandcastles

[Fubar2Niner]

made from loin cloths

[Eichhörnchen]

rigid from too much

[Fubar2Niner]

wallpaper paste and emulsion

[Tango589]

and buckets of mud

[Eichhörnchen]

and various bodily secretions.

[Fubar2Niner]

secretly secreated by squirrels

[Jimbuna]

in silken fishnet stockings

[Reece]

with a pink tutu

[Eichhörnchen]

and bloody great gun.

[Fubar2Niner]

and nasty pointy teeth

[Reece]

both were bared and

[Jimbuna]

dropped to the ground

[Fubar2Niner]

. Landing in horse dung

[Jimbuna]

freshly produced for supper

[Reece]

Jim tucked in while

[Jimbuna]

Reece wet his panties

[Eichhörnchen]

(the pink frilly ones)

[Fubar2Niner]

(the tight rubber ones?)

[Eichhörnchen]

No, the pink ones.

[Jimbuna]

Soon the moon appeared

[Eichhörnchen]

....it was Reece's arse

[Reece]

that fired at Eichhörnchen:yep:

[Eichhörnchen]

but missed completely and

[Fubar2Niner]

imploaded upon reloading itself

[Reece]

this can't be good

[Eichhörnchen]

for the digestive system

[Jimbuna]

as well as the

[Reece]

colons but at least

[Jimbuna]

his iron lung worked

[Fubar2Niner]

and his brass balls

[Eichhörnchen]

so he lived happily

[Fubar2Niner]

Investing in metal polish

[mapuc]

trying to invent gold

[Gerald]

,resulting in silver instead

[mapuc]

Due to this failure

[Reece]

mapuc rubbed them and

[mapuc]

disguised it as gold

[Reece]

proceeding to kiss them

[Gerald]

with a large condom:O:

[Reece]

that Vendor rubbed vigorously:O: