The Four Word Story Game

[Jimbuna]

. Once upon a time

[u crank]

in a theatre near

[Jimbuna]

somewhere close to you

[u crank]

where the band plays

[ExFishermanBob]

For those in peril

[BossMark]

like the Aussie cricketers

[Jimbuna]

next at the Oval

[Aktungbby]

and drinking their ovaltine:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

from a plastic urn

[Fubar2Niner]

engraved with gold leaf

[Jimbuna]

from a silver birch

[Fubar2Niner]

underneath a spreading chestnut

[Jimbuna]

coloured ford escort estate

[Fubar2Niner]

with go faster stripes

[Jimbuna]

and pink furry dice

[BossMark]

which belonged to a

[Jimbuna]

monkey in a suit

[Aktungbby]

with a marsupial pouch:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

filled with much suspicion

[u crank]

and plenty of tasty

[Jimbuna]

pieces of useless information

[Aktungbby]

and pate de fois-gras:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

served on a bed

[Aktungbby]

of Romanian uplay lettuce:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

with a side dish

[BossMark]

of pork scratchings and

[Jimbuna]

finger nail cut offs

[Fubar2Niner]

with nose dripping sauce

[Jimbuna]

tapped from a camel

[Aktungbby]

one humped or two?:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

Down on the ranch

[Aktungbby]

Where the antelope sing:arrgh!:

[Fubar2Niner]

and wine doth flow

[Jimbuna]

into the wishing well

[Fubar2Niner]

where all good things

[Jimbuna]

usually come to nothing

[Fubar2Niner]

.Bugger? Said Mrs Bugger,

[Jimbuna]

wife of Mr Bugger

[Fubar2Niner]

bugger! Mrs did you

[Jimbuna]

bugger it all up

[Spiced_Rum]

again?" Mr Bugger asked

[Jimbuna]

as he was trying

[Spiced_Rum]

untie his little bugger

[Jimbuna]

from a totem pole

[Fubar2Niner]

. 'Well bugger me!', exclaimed

[Jimbuna]

the silly little bugga

[Fubar2Niner]

, chicken leg in hand

[Jimbuna]

and whip in other

[BossMark]

made things rather odd

[Jimbuna]

for the flying ant

[Spiced_Rum]

crawling up Bugger's ass

[Fubar2Niner]

. "Bloody ants!". exclaimed Bugger

[Spiced_Rum]

scratching his itchy haemorrhoids

[Fubar2Niner]

and minuscule ear lobes

[Spiced_Rum]

pierced with bottle tops

[Fubar2Niner]

and soggy beer mats

[Spiced_Rum]

collected from trash cans

[Fubar2Niner]

trains planes and automobiles

[BossMark]

said a rather funny

[Tango589]

joke about purple people.

[Spiced_Rum]

Grandpa guffawed loudly and

[Jimbuna]

winked at the lobster

[Spiced_Rum]

sitting next to him

[Jimbuna]

on the see saw

[Spiced_Rum]

on a hillside camp

[BossMark]

where some people like

[Fubar2Niner]

bloody Watneys Red Barrel

[Jimbuna]

to clean their toilets

[Spiced_Rum]

before drinking from them

[Jimbuna]

and then regurgitating the

[Spiced_Rum]

barrel like a fountain

[Jimbuna]

of the finest wine

[Spiced_Rum]

made the French style

[Jimbuna]

taste a little ropey

[Tango589]

with plenty of body

[BossMark]

fluid added with extra

[Jimbuna]

cheese for good measure

[Spiced_Rum]

with anti-freeze for flavor

[Jimbuna]

of the lemon popsicle

[BossMark]

which tasted just like

[Spiced_Rum]

a sand smuggler's satchel

[Jimbuna]

full of peeler crabs

[Spiced_Rum]

sweating in a sauna

[Jimbuna]

alongside a bag of

[TarJak]

freshly squeezed rhinoceros manure.

[Jimbuna]

Meanwhile down at the

[BossMark]

local courthouse stood TarJak

[Fubar2Niner]

, hands full of tits!

[Jimbuna]

and a red lipstick

[Fubar2Niner]

smeared across his face

[Jimbuna]

which was also covered

[TarJak]

in West Ham United colours

[BossMark]

which looked rather odd

[Fubar2Niner]

on a Leyton Orient

[Jimbuna]

hand knitted tea cosy

[TarJak]

worn on BossMarks nether

[Jimbuna]

region attached with elastic

[Spiced_Rum]

bands and safety pins

[johnnyace]

which were piercing his :hmmm:

[Spiced_Rum]

old sack of flour

[Jimbuna]

which was germinating rapidly

[Spiced_Rum]

because of the beer

[Jimbuna]

in the milk bottle

[Spiced_Rum]

opened by blue tits

[Jimbuna]

with little yellow beaks

[Tango589]

wearing green wooly sweaters

[TarJak]

manufactured by garden gnomes

[Jimbuna]

strapped to a tyre

[Spiced_Rum]

to stop them escaping

[Jimbuna]

back to the office

[Spiced_Rum]

to check their emails

[BossMark]

so that the police

[TarJak]

promptly delivered pizzas for

[Spiced_Rum]

all their fans across

[Tango589]

all the known world

[Jimbuna]

including all the universe

[Spiced_Rum]

beyond the Milky Way

[BossMark]

stood TarJak in all

[Jimbuna]

of his soiled underwear

[Spiced_Rum]

because of Martian probes

[Jimbuna]

protruding the outer limits

[nikimcbee]

of Liverpool, to connect

[Jimbuna]

to the local prison

[Spiced_Rum]

where scoucers are born

[Jimbuna]

every day of the

[BossMark]

week, which made the

[Jimbuna]

asylum fill up rapidly

[Spiced_Rum]

with inhabitants of Manchester

[Jimbuna]

blind budgie smuggling society

[Spiced_Rum]

tried milking their ferrets

[BossMark]

but failed, so it

[Jimbuna]

was back to propane

[TarJak]

propelled tacos for Jim

[Tango589]

Time started slipping sideways

[Jimbuna]

whilst the trees slept

[TarJak]

bending their spindly boughs

[Spiced_Rum]

down to the water

[TarJak]

cooler where Spiced Rum

[Jimbuna]

waited in excited anticipation

[TarJak]

to be drunk by

[Jimbuna]

a three legged chicken

[TarJak]

with infeasibly large testicles

[Jimbuna]

and a large bill

[TarJak]

for dry cleaning of

[Jimbuna]

his soiled underwear afterwards

[BossMark]

and the smell was

[Spiced_Rum]

fresh and lightly scented

[Jimbuna]

similar to a pale

[u crank]

moon, shocking and somewhat

[Jimbuna]

electrifying at indiscriminate times

[Tango589]

like the sight of

[BossMark]

of rather odd looking

[Jimbuna]

pieces of chewing tobacco

[Spiced_Rum]

spit in a can

[TarJak]

of Newcastle Brown Ale

[Tango589]

carried by a ferret.

[u crank]

This ferret had a

[BossMark]

Toon shirt on and

[Jimbuna]

an evil looking squint

[u crank]

as he ran headlong

[Jimbuna]

into a jam jar

[Tango589]

full of lumpy custard

[Jimbuna]

and brown sugar lumps

[Spiced_Rum]

as a Sunderland trap

[Jimbuna]

for further football mediocrity

[Spiced_Rum]

by Middlesbrough loving stoats

[Tango589]

scored an own goal

[Spiced_Rum]

slipping past weasel defenders

[Jimbuna]

and the sloth-like goalkeeper

[Tango589]

only to trip over

[Jimbuna]

the hidden banana skin

[Spiced_Rum]

dropped by Donkey Kong

[Jimbuna]

the silly looking ass

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with the ridiculous looking

[Spiced_Rum]

plumber's hand stuck up

[Jimbuna]

next doors drain pipe

[Spiced_Rum]

where pac man lived

[Tango589]

with Sonic the Hedgehog

[Spiced_Rum]

the speedy blue critter

[Jimbuna]

was never a quitter

[Tango589]

when eating jam doughnuts

[Jimbuna]

through an intravenous feed

[Spiced_Rum]

at near lightning speed

[Jimbuna]

as rumour had it

[BossMark]

that Spiced_Rum was

[Tango589]

drunk at the helm

[Jimbuna]

of his rubber duck

[Tango589]

in a paddling pool

[Jimbuna]

filled with jellied eels

[Tango589]

and shark infested gravy.

[Jimbuna]

Tinker tailor soldier spy

[BossMark]

was out of luck

[Jimbuna]

at the garden party

[Aktungbby]

Slurping slightly shaken pimms:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

through a laddered stocking

[Aktungbby]

With a Hamm's chaser (good God I've Managed to combine Threads!):Kaleun_Party:

[Jimbuna]

hanging from ones belt

[Aktungbby]

alongside the big Bowie:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

and the spiders from

[BossMark]

mars who want to

[Spiced_Rum]

learn skipping games to

[Tango589]

entertain her royal highness

[Jimbuna]

on her days off

[Tango589]

from selling rubber chickens

[Jimbuna]

to the hungry maggots

[Spiced_Rum]

born in Manchester, hell

[nikimcbee]

I'd even go there

[TarJak]

in Gene Hunt's Quattro

[Spiced_Rum]

if life on Mars

[Jimbuna]

was more like Uranus

[Tango589]

then the little pixies

[Jimbuna]

wearing the green underwear

[Tango589]

would play square triangles

[BossMark]

on the dining table

[Tango589]

whilst eating spaghetti bolognaise

[Jimbuna]

through a latex mask

[BossMark]

which was too small

[TarJak]

for spaghetti related activities

[Jimbuna]

but big enough for

[Tango589]

fixing the engne of

[Jimbuna]

an old London bus

[Aktungbby]

Homage to the fromage!:arrgh!:

[Tango589]

shouted the cheese seller

[BossMark]

while trying to sell

[Spiced_Rum]

a dodgy old Roquefort

[Jimbuna]

to the old dame

[Tango589]

who was Sailor Steve

[Jimbuna]

dressed up in drag

[Aktungbby]

A bit cheezy himself:rotfl2:

[Jimbuna]

he fancied a toastie

[Aktungbby]

from a garlic baguette

[Jimbuna]

baked in a fridge

[Spiced_Rum]

magnet shaped like a

[BossMark]

large melon which also

[Spiced_Rum]

tasted of prawn cocktail

[Jimbuna]

and a slight pinch

[Spiced_Rum]

of ginger cat fur

[Tango589]

dipped in brown sauce

[Jimbuna]

dredged from a cesspit

[Tango589]

in satans' guest bathroom

[Spiced_Rum]

in his Karachi villa

[Jimbuna]

frequented by bin laden

[Aktungbby]

Bin 'dere, done dat!:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

said the speckled hen

[TarJak]

ale pourer behind the

[Jimbuna]

veil of a spitfire

[Tango589]

in hitlers' man cave

[Jimbuna]

spying on the bears

[Tango589]

eating their lumpy porridge

[Spiced_Rum]

while Goldilocks dreamt of