The Four Word Story Game

[Reece]

where STEED proposed and

[U570]

was harshly rejected by

[Reece]

Jim, STEED wept bitterly

[TarJak]

into his pint glass

[BossMark]

because Cameron had done

[TarJak]

a runner with the

[Fubar2Niner]

beer money and Clegg!

[BossMark]

was being an idiot

[Jimbuna]

as oer the norm

[U570]

. Jim went to dinner

[Jimbuna]

on a cruise liner

[u crank]

somewhat proud and excited

[U570]

about the spaghetti onboard

[Reece]

the Titanic II and wondered

[U570]

if it will be

[Reece]

his last meal, then

[U570]

it will be tuna

[Reece]

for Mr Buna, then CRASH!

[U570]

A newly born penguin

[BossMark]

to walk the plank

[Reece]

to Davy Jones locker where

[U570]

Davy Jones' gym socks

[Jimbuna]

were worn by Reece

[Reece]

and whiffed by Jim

[BossMark]

who fainted with the

[Jimbuna]

force of the backdraft

[Reece]

but U570 caught the

[BossMark]

full force right in

[Jimbuna]

the seat of his

[U570]

pants. This didn't change

[Jimbuna]

the way people walked

[u crank]

or their silly talk

[Reece]

about Jim and STEED,

[u crank]

and their political hijinks

[U570]

which forced David Cameron

[nikimcbee]

to send Indian cricket

[BossMark]

to the nearest brothel

[U570]

. No one complained 'bout

[Reece]

except TarJak who demanded

[BossMark]

that he be given

[TarJak]

first shout for beers

[Jimbuna]

but no Foster's please

[U570]

,only Heineken for me

[TarJak]

then buy your own, :O:

[Reece]

That'll teach him TarJak!

[U570]

At least one of

[BossMark]

us as a taste

[U570]

of what is to

[Herr-Berbunch]

flounce in womans' underwear

[BossMark]

worn by Mcbee who

[TarJak]

merrily danced to tunes

[Herr-Berbunch]

including Bieber and Jimbuna's

[TarJak]

greatest hits. Combine harvesters

[Reece]

hurt when they run

[U570]

over your pinky toe

[TarJak]

unless wearing steel capped

[BossMark]

hobnailed boots that kicked

[Jimbuna]

an old tin can

[U570]

into the sewer entrance

[Jimbuna]

next to the convent

[Reece]

where BossMark was playing

[BossMark]

at doctors and nurses

[U570]

but was a rather annoying

[Reece]

stink of sewage!! However

[BossMark]

U570 was sent to

[TarJak]

fool us completely, knowing

[Reece]

full well that Jim

[Herr-Berbunch]

couldn't count to five

[TarJak]

but had no problem

[Herr-Berbunch]

with shoes/socks removed

[BossMark]

then he could count

[Jimbuna]

up to eight maybe

[Reece]

but only with errors

[U570]

when he counted 4

[BossMark]

at a time. Reece

[TarJak]

developed his own style

[U570]

of hopscotch where he

[TarJak]

mistakenly pulled his sodden

[BossMark]

and very limp sausage

[U570]

that had little meat

[TarJak]

but lots of sawdust

[Jimbuna]

through lack of use

[u crank]

and exposure to sunlight

[Jimbuna]

through a small crack

[Reece]

in the garbage bin

[Jimbuna]

in the back passage

[Reece]

of Jim's big black

[Jimbuna]

man eating spider monkey

[BossMark]

that ate mackems only

[Jimbuna]

if they'd showered first

[TarJak]

in scheisse mit blut

[Jimbuna]

down in the sewers

[Reece]

where Jim & TarJak

[U570]

played a long game

[TarJak]

of hide the sausage

[U570]

but they failed to

[Reece]

achieve this fine goal

[U570]

as it meant they

[Rockstar]

surrendered the pork to

[TarJak]

Reece and BossMark's overbearing

[U570]

with a 15lb mallet

[Reece]

striking TarJak between the

[TarJak]

goalposts, making his head

[BossMark]

spin and then it

[Reece]

fell off and rolled

[U570]

down the hill into

[TarJak]

a comfortable position. Delaying

[Herr-Berbunch]

the departure of the

[U570]

renowned Ned Kelly Gang

[Reece]

who stole the head

[Rockstar]

and went to bed

[TarJak]

with all the girls

[BossMark]

but he fell asleep:haha:

[U570]

on the three sisters

[Rockstar]

which popped thier blisters

[TarJak]

and clipped their toenails

[Reece]

whilst hugging TarJak's head

[TarJak]

waiter by his hairy

[BossMark]

bottom which was very

[Jimbuna]

different from the top

[u crank]

but similar to middle

[Jimbuna]

and other nether regions

[BossMark]

which can be painful

[Jimbuna]

when thrown on fire

[BossMark]

which was started by

[TarJak]

recent events in Europe

[Reece]

, headed by henchman Jim

[u crank]

and his sidekick BossMark

[Rockstar]

the Ambiguously Gay Duo

[U570]

they tromped across France,

[Reece]

holding hands and singing

[TarJak]

Land of Hope and

[Reece]

glory, then they kissed

[U570]

an ugly toad that

[TarJak]

croaked due to syphilis.

[Reece]

Meanwhile princess BossMark decided

[TarJak]

his pantyhose were too

[BossMark]

small and sold it

[Herr-Berbunch]

to Reece for £57

[U570]

which quite honestly was

[Jimbuna]

a bit of deception

[U570]

because Jim bought the

[Reece]

pantyhose from Reece for

[BossMark]

50 pence which was

[TarJak]

cheaper than his own

[Reece]

, Jim was thrilled and

[nikimcbee]

Steed was gasping for

[Jimbuna]

a breath of air

[U570]

more of his legs

[Jimbuna]

crossed post I believe

[nikimcbee]

that Reece has a

[Reece]

handsome physique, Niki agreed!

[U570]

This could end badly

[Reece]

if Jim flirts with

[BossMark]

TarJak it could end

[Jimbuna]

right at the beginning

[U570]

which in some legends

[Jimbuna]

is a fairy tale

[BossMark]

told by Reece to

[Jimbuna]

his young kangeroo lover

[TarJak]

when he went to

[Reece]

the home for the

[nikimcbee]

bananas, rum, sugar, and

[Herr-Berbunch]

warmed milk for cocoa

[nikimcbee]

which he promptly spilled

[Herr-Berbunch]

down McBee's new dress

[Kaye T. Bai]

which quickly wetted the

[Herr-Berbunch]

silky undergarments he wore

[U570]

and made them twist

[Jimbuna]

into a tight knot

[u crank]

. After removing clothes he

[Jimbuna]

started to dance naked

[nikimcbee]

to Steed's workout video:o

[Jimbuna]

based on hot coals

[Reece]

, Jim watched on excitedly

[TarJak]

as Steeds elongated trousers

[Reece]

dropped to his ankles,

[Kaye T. Bai]

and he began thrusting

[U570]

his chin into a

[BossMark]

very large jam doughnut

[Reece]

proving his imagination was

[Herr-Berbunch]

even better than Reece's

[BossMark]

but that didn't take

[SilentOtto]

too much time. Afterwards,

[U570]

they gathered their forces

[Reece]

mounted their steeds and

[BossMark]

went to the pub

[Reece]

, however on the way,

[SilentOtto]

something strange did happen:

[U570]

Otto made a porcelain

[TarJak]

voodoo doll from his

[Jimbuna]

favourite action man figure

[BossMark]

which looked a bit

[Jimbuna]

like a fat toad

[BossMark]

that skipped along to

[Jimbuna]

the local sewer party

[Kaye T. Bai]

down at the sodding

[U570]

of the poor man's

[Reece]

boots. Meanwhile a cow

[BossMark]

went to visit TarJak

[Jimbuna]

in his bird cage

[SilentOtto]

and they had a

[U570]

lovely cup of tea.

[Jimbuna]

. One of these days

[Reece]

Jim will hug U570

[BossMark]

then buy him a

[U570]

lovely box of chocolates

[u crank]

before finally dumping him.

[Jimbuna]

into a roadside skip

[Reece]

, but he staggers out

[BossMark]

and starts to look

[U570]

for a horse to

[Reece]

mount but only finds

[Herr-Berbunch]

a lame donkey called

[BossMark]

Cameron that was so

[U570]

useless it is almost

[Reece]

better to harness BossMark

[U570]

and whip him silly

[Jimbuna]

with a wet lettuce

[u crank]

dipped in hot sauce

[BossMark]

which was in a

[Jimbuna]

brothel down the street

[BossMark]

next door to Reece

[Jimbuna]

and his performing donkeys

[U570]

who could do belly-dancing

[BossMark]

to the tune of

[U570]

The Beatles best hit

[Jimbuna]

Obla Di Obla Da

[U570]

in the Yellow Submarine

[nikimcbee]

was depth charged by

[Reece]

Niki on board PT-658

[BossMark]

and then he had

[Reece]

a bad idea, he

[U570]

decided to dive off

[Reece]

with the DC's, then

[Jimbuna]

form a human chain

[nikimcbee]

around Reece's love fortress

[Jimbuna]

located in outer mongolia

[nikimcbee]

also known as "Australia"

[Jimbuna]

'Land of the Convicts'

[nikimcbee]

, where Tarjak is Lord

[Jimbuna]

of the prison cell

[BossMark]

with all the other

[Jimbuna]

transgender inmates he knows

[BossMark]

too well which made

[U570]

him want to stay

[u crank]

in his cell. Reece

[nikimcbee]

sang german biergarden songs

[Reece]

as he watched Niki

[U570]

getting prison style bacon