The Four Word Story Game

[krashkart]

while eating cereal? Makes

[Herr-Berbunch]

more sense than many

[Rockstar]

doofusses writing about your

[krashkart]

affinity for donkeys and

[nikimcbee]

midgets covered in honey.

[Herr-Berbunch]

Hmmmm, honey! Who likes

[Rockstar]

(here we go again)

[Herr-Berbunch]

by Pixie Lott, she's

[nikimcbee]

Yay, tarjak, Jim and

[Herr-Berbunch]

fifteen gallons of latex

[krashkart]

later they were exhausted

[Herr-Berbunch]

from covering all the

[krashkart]

attack optics with goop

[Herr-Berbunch]

and still had latex

[Rockstar]

leftover to cover themselves

[Jimbuna]

in a sticky mixture

[Reece]

attracting all kinds of

[Rockstar]

men who love to

[TarJak]

base themselves in Bedlam

[Reece]

with bodacious women who

[Herr-Berbunch]

act like little mice

[Reece]

when stroking their hair

[Herr-Berbunch]

and feeding them cheese

[TarJak]

rinds and toe jam

[Herr-Berbunch]

on toast is delicious

[TarJak]

when washed down with

[Jimbuna]

a bottle of rum

[TarJak]

and peppermint with umbrella

[Herr-Berbunch]

, ella, ella, ella, what

[Rockstar]

does that mean exactly?

[Jimbuna]

probably only he knows

[krashkart]

the arcane language he

[Jimbuna]

spouts as a southerner :har:

[nikimcbee]

ya'll got my niiiine

[Herr-Berbunch]

ten, eleven, keep counting

[Jimbuna]

the rain drops falling

[Herr-Berbunch]

from a bottle of

[Jimbuna]

sand from the beach

[Herr-Berbunch]

hut occupied by Nikimcbee

[Jimbuna]

and his kinky eunuchs

[krashkart]

, experts in the Unix

[Herr-Berbunch]

rear end of some

[Jimbuna]

of the bottom feeders

[krashkart]

that feast on the

[Rockstar]

spam egg spam and

[krashkart]

some ingredients we won't

[Herr-Berbunch]

be including in this

[Jimbuna]

gourmet recipe for daleks

[Herr-Berbunch]

and the members of

[krashkart]

Congressional Parliament Advocacy Corporation :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

based in Outer Mongolia

[krashkart]

just east of Adelaide

[Jimbuna]

across the River Kwai

[Gerald]

where there are plenty

[Jimbuna]

of people hiding now

[krashkart]

in rusty lunch pails

[Rockstar]

with vikings in drag

[krashkart]

and Saxons in tow

[Rockstar]

with the intention of

[krashkart]

unintentionally sacking New Jersey

[Rockstar]

by digging a tunnel

[krashkart]

through the Wasatch Front

[Jimbuna]

to the Mexican border

[krashkart]

and doglegged toward Houston

[Jimbuna]

via the London Underground

[Gerald]

after the border was

[nikimcbee]

covered in nacho cheese

[krashkart]

from Neal Steven's footlocker

[Jimbuna]

located in Cheyenne Mountain

[Rockstar]

next to the ugliest

[Gerald]

bottle of liquor you

[Jimbuna]

can use as linament

[Gerald]

your feet need to

[Herr-Berbunch]

be amputated and replaced

[krashkart]

with boiled cabbages. Furthermore

[Herr-Berbunch]

Vendor's head needs to









Welcome back!

[TarJak]

comprehend syntax much better

[Jimbuna]

than he did before

[TarJak]

posting irrelevant gibberish here

[Jimbuna]

is no longer tolerated

[Herr-Berbunch]

or no hanky-panky for

[krashkart]

you again, Cheap Charlie! :stare:

[Herr-Berbunch]

Said Charlie's nubile mistress

[Reece]

venting frustrations at Vendor

[TarJak]

and Reece's unspeakable acts

[krashkart]

of kindness to strangers

[TarJak]

using krashkarts account nefariously

[krashkart]

whilst dabbling in witchcraft

[Rockstar]

and watching midgets wrestle

[Reece]

with TarJak and win!

[krashkart]

"ALAAAAAARM!", shouted poor TarJak

[Herr-Berbunch]

late for work again

[Rockstar]

he exclaims while slipping

[Jimbuna]

in a dolls house

[Reece]

sending midgets flying through

[TarJak]

Jimbuna's trousers with force

[Jimbuna]

to accelerate their exit

[Rockstar]

he lets fly flatus

[krashkart]

from last night's curry

[Jimbuna]

into a woven basket

[Rockstar]

attempting to recover his

[Herr-Berbunch]

flat spin like Maverick

[Jimbuna]

attempted at the orgy

[krashkart]

to mount a donkey

[Jimbuna]

on a cherry tree

[Herr-Berbunch]

whilst drinking something brown

[Rockstar]

from Tarjaks woven basket

[Herr-Berbunch]

case, he's not really

[Jimbuna]

a particularly sane chinp

[TarJak]

but good looking. Parasites

[Jimbuna]

breed from his bedding

[TarJak]

because Jimbuna infested it

[Jimbuna]

with hops from Foster's

[gimpy117]

beer, which is considered

[TarJak]

f'kin near water, undrinkable

[gimpy117]

Luckily, it's useful for

[Rockstar]

attracting a bull moose

[krashkart]

and sanitizing linoleum floors

[TarJak]

which need mopping up

[gimpy117]

from time to time

[krashkart]

after the brawls have

[TarJak]

degraded into verbal spats

[Jimbuna]

amounting to little more

[Herr-Berbunch]

than girly bitch slapping

[Reece]

saying nasty things like

[Herr-Berbunch]

oooh, guess who's back?

[Jimbuna]

and "not them again"

[Herr-Berbunch]

so we cover them

[Jimbuna]

with a black tar

[Herr-Berbunch]

and add feathers from

[Jimbuna]

an old broiling hen

[Herr-Berbunch]

, we also added giblets

[Rockstar]

stuffed far up their

[nikimcbee]

nasal cavity where hobbits

[Jimbuna]

like to fornicate blindfolded

[nikimcbee]

while wallowing in strawberry

[Jimbuna]

moose with leotards on

[krashkart]

his antlers and flashing

[TarJak]

lights on their ankles.

[Flaxpants]

"Hello, I'm back!" said

[krashkart]

the busty bar maid

[Jimbuna]

with the glass eye

[TarJak]

and the wooden teeth

[Jimbuna]

protruding from her thigh

[Herr-Berbunch]

after a fight with

[CCIP]

a giant muskrat and

[Herr-Berbunch]

a wet paper bag

[Jimbuna]

in a septic tank

[CCIP]

which she obviously won

[Jimbuna]

at the sewage workers

[TarJak]

picnic races for pygmy

[Herr-Berbunch]

prosthetic-limbed pouting prostitute pornographers








Anyone from Finland? :yep:

[Rockstar]

probably pondering photographic possibilities

[Herr-Berbunch]

of TarJak Greco-Roman wrestling







Some things are just SO wrong! :nope:

[Jimbuna]

with a gay eunuch

[Philipp_Thomsen]

with a big scar

[Jimbuna]

across that small membrane

[Philipp_Thomsen]

that covers his mouth


big scar on a small membrane jim? lol

[Jimbuna]

like a sgar coated

LOL

[Herr-Berbunch]

packing tape, leaving him

[krashkart]

with paralyzed toenails, much

[Herr-Berbunch]

to krashkart's delight he

[Rockstar]

prefers gay eunuch wrestlers

[Herr-Berbunch]

than buxom serving wenches

[Flaxpants]

who are a handful

[Jimbuna]

of flesh any day

[Herr-Berbunch]

except Thursdays, when it

[Jimbuna]

is boys night out

[Herr-Berbunch]

whilst the girls fight

[Rockstar]

to have Rockstar tomorrow.

[Herr-Berbunch]

Shame he's gay said

[krashkart]

a distraught frau kaleun

[Jimbuna]

whilst tugging their moustache

[Herr-Berbunch]

-bearing walrus' flippers, again

[Jimbuna]

a sign of instability

[Herr-Berbunch]

fell over, stupid sign!

[Jimbuna]

No Entry, good sign

[krashkart]

"NO BEER", terrible sign :nope:

[Jimbuna]

said the redundant barmaid

[nikimcbee]

to mongo. more beer

[Flaxpants]

said the pope, I'm

[krashkart]

dying for a codpiece!

[Reece]

and a rubber hose

[krashkart]

with which to flog

[Flaxpants]

pale young boys. Oops!

[TarJak]

I did it again

[Flaxpants]

I gave you my

[TarJak]

false teeth to mind

[Flaxpants]

but you dropped them

[krashkart]

in the headmaster's toilet :stare:

[TarJak]

fishing them out with

[Flaxpants]

your fishnet stockings and

[TarJak]

gargled them with beer

[Flaxpants]

and salad cream. This

[TarJak]

collapsible submarine makes no

[krashkart]

noise or diesel exhaust

[Flaxpants]

fumes, quite remarkable considering

[Jimbuna]

it's made from granite

[Herr-Berbunch]

-looking polystyrene, which doesn't

[Jimbuna]

taste very nice either

[Reece]

with toilet soaked falsies

[Herr-Berbunch]

on loan from Reece

[Jimbuna]

the Australian cross dresser

[Herr-Berbunch]

who replicates Dame Edna

[Jimbuna]

in prison shower scenes

[Herr-Berbunch]

at the rugby club

[Jimbuna]

in the creche section

[Herr-Berbunch]

of his local supermarket

[krashkart]

whilst juggling fresh artichokes

[Herr-Berbunch]

and smoking kippers for

[Jimbuna]

the King of Brazil

[Herr-Berbunch]

who samba'd with Princess

[Jimbuna]

Lafatete the Mongolian nymphomaniac

[krashkart]

and purveyor of spices

[Jimbuna]

to all pregnant chipmunks

[krashkart]

with truly sophisticated tastebuds

[Jimbuna]

growing from their ears

[danzig70]

That is just silly

[Jimbuna]

said the pink elephant

[krashkart]

to the optical mouse

[Herr-Berbunch]

who had a scroll

[Rockstar]

saw used to cut

[krashkart]

puzzle pieces from cocobola

[Reece]

and who really cares

[Jimbuna]

said the bush monkey

[Reece]

sitting on Herr-Berbunch's head

[Jimbuna]

sporting a huge erection

[krashkart]

with absolutely no dysfunction

[Reece]

and proceeded to play

[Rockstar]

with his magic flute

[Reece]

spouting in all directions

[krashkart]

like an uncontrollable firehose

[Reece]

, poor Herr-Berbunch could only

[krashkart]

wait with gleeful anticipation

[Reece]

that his turn comes

[JokerOfFate]

to get some grub

[TarJak]

and play bed flute

[Jimbuna]

and blowing gabriels horn

[Reece]

as well as his

[Jimbuna]

skyblue pink coloured piano

[Herr-Berbunch]

similar to Jim's decor

[TarJak]

but less demeaning than

[Jimbuna]

a smelly cow pat

[TarJak]

rubbed in the face.

[Reece]

After Jim wipes away

[Rockstar]

an army of crabs

[krashkart]

he saunters down to

[Herr-Berbunch]

the clinic to have

[krashkart]

have his toenails sanded

[Reece]

together with Krashkart, they