The Four Word Story Game

[Reece]

attracting beautiful girls to

[Gerald]

,dance was terrible and

[BossMark]

rather odd to see

[Gerald]

,actually it was a joke

[BossMark]

which Reece thought was

[Gerald]

very exciting and thrilling

[BossMark]

which made Reece very

[Gerald]

weakness for women's flesh

[Reece]

, I love that weakness!!

[Gerald]

Reece like submissiveness, also

[Reece]

because I'm so nice

[Flaxpants]

I'll let you spank

[Gerald]

women like tough and

[Reece]

actually playful and erotically

[Flaxpants]

This is getting weird

[BossMark]

and the more weird

[Gerald]

which favored Down Under

[Jimbuna]

where the moles live

[Reece]

slithering in amongst the

[Gerald]

wood and then he

[Reece]

decided to attack BossMark

[Gerald]

,many women were included

[BossMark]

to help but it

[Jimbuna]

was a futile gesture

[Reece]

and BossMark ended up

[Jimbuna]

tied up in knots

[Gerald]

,which was erotic in

[Reece]

that handcuffs also were

[Jimbuna]

used to quieten mice

[Gerald]

which did, not work

[TarJak]

when put under pressure

[Jimbuna]

cooker pans on stoves

[TarJak]

or under wooden benches

[Jimbuna]

where the pixies frollicked

[Gerald]

in Bossmark's and Reece's

[Jimbuna]

I are make sense

[Reece]

less and less daily

[BossMark]

which must be a

[nikimcbee]

(an) overweight smurf looking for

[Randomizer]

his lost glass eye.

[nikimcbee]

Meanwhile, Steed was baking

[BossMark]

a very large cake

[Randomizer]

, inside was a girl

[BossMark]

called Mary who liked

[Jimbuna]

to pop peoples cherries

[BossMark]

with her very large

[Jimbuna]

set of false teeth

[BossMark]

which she borrowed from

[Jimbuna]

a very bewildered BossMark

[Randomizer]

and his captive Leprechaun

[Gerald]

and all was happy

[flatsixes]

until Mrs Leprechaun's fruitcake

[Randomizer]

detonated with a bang

[nikimcbee]

,Reece clapped his hands

[Jimbuna]

as Vendor looked foolishly

[Randomizer]

at the mushroom cloud

[Jimbuna]

and evacuated his bowel

[nikimcbee]

all over his pillow.

[Randomizer]

Excrement covered pillows are

[nikimcbee]

fun when you lay

[Reece]

on top of them!:oops::dead:

[JU_88]

because it makes you...

[Randomizer]

attractive to neighborhood dogs

[nikimcbee]

, who like to chase

[Reece]

wicked men until they

[JU_88]

bleed out of their

[Reece]

noses from exhaustion, then

[nikimcbee]

god will punish them

[JU_88]

by banishing them to

[Randomizer]

Buffalo, NY. Once there

[Reece]

giant cats move in

[nikimcbee]

their attics and watch

[JU_88]

re-runs of NCIS because

[nikimcbee]

British programs on the

[Randomizer]

telly were too sophisticated

[JU_88]

and had welsh subtitles

[nikimcbee]

for the geordies, scousers,

[JU_88]

and the Nigereans, who

[Reece]

just turned it off

[JU_88]

and back on again

[nikimcbee]

to copious amounts of

[Flaxpants]

alcohol and assorted nuts

[Randomizer]

sending Nigerian email scams.

[Reece]

Without warning JU_88 released

[Randomizer]

a flurry of flatulence

[Flaxpants]

causing a thick fog

[Reece]

wafting to his nostrils

[JU_88]

What a heavenly scent

[Jimbuna]

said the local vicar

[Randomizer]

while eating a marmot

[Jimbuna]

with a bad limp

[Reece]

dragging his gangrenous foot

[BossMark]

to the local pub

[Gerald]

where all SubSimmer's was

[BossMark]

drinking beer and being

[TarJak]

full of pizz and

[Gerald]

well-oiled of all beer

[BossMark]

which went down very

[TarJak]

messily down his front

[BossMark]

and his missus wasn't

[Gerald]

,in the genital area

[TarJak]

but rather stupidly in

[Reece]

, but what goes in

[Gerald]

the girl's hands to

[Randomizer]

carry more beers for

[TarJak]

her girlfriends lolcatz, came

[Gerald]

very far down under

[JU_88]

The stairs, were they

[TarJak]

huddled in fear of

[Gerald]

fast conclusions from the

[JU_88]

The Germans, quick - hide

[TarJak]

the sausage, they know

[Jimbuna]

all about belly pork

[Randomizer]

wherein vicious Chihuahuas await

[Jimbuna]

for peoples nail clippings

[Randomizer]

and toejam on rye.

[Jimbuna]

There was once a

[Reece]

troll with a huge

[Randomizer]

man from Nantucket who

[JU_88]

Was sexually arroused by

[Reece]

Jims stare, so he

[JU_88]

Asked him if he

[Randomizer]

could borrow some cash

[flatsixes]

to buy a dongle

[JU_88]

the kind with teeth

[BossMark]

which he loved very

[JU_88]

dearly, as they reminded

[Randomizer]

him of his lost

[BossMark]

mother in law who

[Randomizer]

was in jail for

[BossMark]

witchcraft and dancing naked

[flatsixes]

among the wee Hottentots

[Randomizer]

being hot to trot.

[Jimbuna]

Who'd think it possible

[Reece]

this thread would go

[Jimbuna]

all the way to

[Reece]

the bottomless pit where

[Flaxpants]

it now currently resides....

[Randomizer]

Meanwhile, having won the

[Flaxpants]

local gut-barging tournament

[Reece]

Jim decided to try

[Flaxpants]

his hand at curling

[Jimbuna]

with the hair tongs

[Flaxpants]

which turned out to

[Reece]

be very sexy, he

[Flaxpants]

called Reece immediatley and

[Reece]

confirmed date with Flaxpants

[Flaxpants]

who had already bought

[Reece]

flowers for the occasion

[TarJak]

. Finally the Americans responded

[BossMark]

by playing tiddlywinks on

[Gerald]

child's play to competition

[BossMark]

which they lost, rather

[Jimbuna]

embarrassingly one could say

[JU_88]

to a Monkey with

[Jimbuna]

a bright red Fez

[BossMark]

and big long arms

[Flaxpants]

who could sing "We

[JU_88]

lsh songs" which nobody

[BossMark]

knew except for Reece

[Jimbuna]

and his twin monkey

[BossMark]

who was in a

[Jimbuna]

tight fitting shoe box

[BossMark]

which belonged to TarJak

[Reece]

, every now and then

[Rockstar]

he would spank it

[Flaxpants]

with vigor, relishing the

[TarJak]

sausage hiding that went

[Flaxpants]

on under the table

[Reece]

, it was now raw

[Flaxpants]

and covered with blisters

[Randomizer]

and chocolate icing. Then

[Reece]

Flaxpants was aroused and

[Flaxpants]

all hell broke loose

[Randomizer]

and landed on Cat

[BossMark]

who was not at

[Flaxpants]

all amused by this

[BossMark]

,so the cat ran

[Flaxpants]

out of cigarettes and

[BossMark]

had to borrow some

[Jimbuna]

of the chocolate ones

[BossMark]

from Reece's very large

[Jimbuna]

porcelain piggy bank stash

[BossMark]

,which was his pride

[Jimbuna]

and rather perverse joy

[TarJak]

to which he returned

[Jimbuna]

whilst the crowd were

[Reece]

annoyed at the cat

[Jimbuna]

with the ginger whiskers

[Reece]

chewing on BassMark's essentials

[Jimbuna]

with stainless steel dentures

[Flaxpants]

sharpened to points. Wales

[TarJak]

is where the sheep

[Osmium Steele]

roam free all over

[BossMark]

and cry for the

[nikimcbee]

Barmy Army to rule

[Randomizer]

Britannia. One week later

[Jimbuna]

the sheep shearer arrived

[nikimcbee]

. Tarjak's eyes grew large

[Randomizer]

as stalks sprang from

[Jimbuna]

his mucky anal passage

[Randomizer]

, a home to assorted

[Jimbuna]

breeds of stray mice

[Reece]

and other vermin, TarJak

[TarJak]

charged his glass and

[Randomizer]

convicted it of being

[TarJak]

empty without permission. Reece

[Reece]

bought a new BMW

[Randomizer]

and promptly crashed it

[TarJak]

into the nightsoil truck

[BossMark]

,the truck driver was

[Jimbuna]

non other than Noddy

[BossMark]

Holder from Slade, he

[Jimbuna]

always felt the noise

[BossMark]

and sang Gudbuy T'Jane

[Randomizer]

in Acappella. Later that

[Jimbuna]

evening the goldfish died

[BossMark]

and Jim was very

[Randomizer]

happy since he hated

[BossMark]

that bloody annoying goldfish

[Jimbuna]

with the bubble eyes

[JU_88]

and tiny tattoos of

[Randomizer]

cat eating sharks. Then

[Jimbuna]

jaws made another appearance

[Randomizer]

requiring a bigger boat

[TarJak]

load of gibbering idiots

[JU_88]

armed with biscuits and

[TarJak]

dribble, make odd bedfellows

[Randomizer]

; finding fellows in bed.

[Reece]

The alarm went off

[TarJak]

as did the cheese

[BossMark]

and stunk rather bad

[Reece]

under the covers so

[BossMark]

it was rather unpleasant

[Randomizer]

, and even somewhat slimy,

[BossMark]

to the touch, it

[Randomizer]

became alive and said

[BossMark]

"hello I am the

[Randomizer]

cheese. What are you?"

[Reece]

"I am the mouse"

[BossMark]

and I ate all

[Reece]

the stinky cheese, now

[BossMark]

to go and visit

[Jimbuna]

the old perverts house

[BossMark]

which was right next

[Jimbuna]

door to the undertakers

[BossMark]

which are always open

[Jimbuna]

as a dead certainty

[BossMark]

,as all are welcome

[Jimbuna]

at dead of night