The Four Word Story Game

[TarJak]

and Reece's old fella

[Jimbuna]

stirring the strawberry trifle

[TarJak]

and adding cream to

[Jimbuna]

the bible sellers meal

[Randomizer]

of boiled tennis balls.

[Reece]

After things cooled down

[krashkart]

Reece decided upon dinner

[Reece]

Krashkart joined him, they

[Randomizer]

had dodo eggs and

[Reece]

vegemite and cream sandwiches

[TarJak]

filled with pustulent poultices

[Reece]

finger licking good stuff

[Jimbuna]

freshly picked from a

[Reece]

local mausoleum, after this

[Jimbuna]

third attempt at pruning

[Reece]

I gave up and

[Jimbuna]

went for a dance

[Reece]

with Jim in Tutu's

[Jimbuna]

and French frilly knickers

[Reece]

TarJak swooned with admiration

[TarJak]

at his wife's kindness.

[Sailor Steve]

for her boyfriend's birthday.

[Jimbuna]

The one eyed goblin

[Randomizer]

revelled in his flatulence

[Jimbuna]

whilst picking his nose

[Reece]

and scratching his butt

[Reece]

and hopped in bed,

[TarJak]

with tarjak satiated. Underestimating

[Reece]

her venereal disease, TarJak

[Reece]

the doctor, tests revealed

[Jimbuna]

he'd only one testacle

[Reece]

the other was mysteriously

[krashkart]

floating in Reece's soup

[Reece]

but krashkart ate it

[krashkart]

and smiled so contentedly

[Reece]

, Jim was not amused!

[Sailor Steve]

But the others were!

[Reece]

Jim was fuming mad,

[Randomizer]

since testicle soup was

[Sailor Steve]

his favorite, and he

[krashkart]

had been salaciously craving

[Randomizer]

some for his breakfast.

[Jimbuna]

Once you actually realise

[Sailor Steve]

that this thread is

[krashkart]

a mind altering experience

[Randomizer]

and disgusting in parts

[Sailor Steve]

you dump those parts

[Randomizer]

and enjoy the ride.

[krashkart]

At the stroke of

[Sailor Steve]

a pen you can

[krashkart]

decide the fates of

[Jimbuna]

many a church mouse

[Randomizer]

or a drunken gorilla

[Jimbuna]

taking the contraception pill

[Sailor Steve]

to avoid losing her

[Randomizer]

silverbacked mate. Included too

[Sailor Steve]

many different topics, so

[Reece]

lets start again! Once

[Sailor Steve]

upon a midnight dreary

[Jimbuna]

I kissed a king

[Reece]

who was really hairy

[Sailor Steve]

He rubbed my nose

[Jimbuna]

in his butt cheeks

[Reece]

down I goes to

[Jimbuna]

clean out the trough

[Reece]

I puked, then decided

[krashkart]

that the king wasn't

[Reece]

for me, I moved on!

[krashkart]

Reece brushed his teeth

[Reece]

with bleach after that

[nikimcbee]

he put on the

[Reece]

dress and called krashkart,

[nikimcbee]

Krashkart! guess what, I

[Reece]

have turned funny, please

[nikimcbee]

rub the butter on

[Reece]

nikimcbee so that he

[Randomizer]

smells like popcorn and

[Reece]

smells like a buttered

[nikimcbee]

turkey. Finally, Ol McBee

[Randomizer]

, with beer in hand

[Reece]

succumbed to krashkarts call

[Randomizer]

to arms. Grabbing his

[krashkart]

Krashkartista-issued submachinetennisballgewehr kampfwagenbeschreiber

[HunterICX]

and went to battle

[Reece]

balls were handled and

[Jimbuna]

put in a mincer

[Reece]

fried and served with

[krashkart]

a light asparagus infusion.

[Reece]

Meanwhile on planet mars,

[Jimbuna]

Reece was caught walking






(nearly used the naughty word LOL)

[Reece]

in his space suit

[Randomizer]

, breaking wind constantly and

[Jimbuna]

grinning to himself wryly

[Reece]

, gee this suit stinks!

[Jimbuna]

just like my boots

[krashkart]

without the cheesy aftertaste

[HunterICX]

Then a Spaceship landed

[Sailor Steve]

on the Gorilla's head.

[Jimbuna]

on the road map

[Sailor Steve]

there was a mark

[nikimcbee]

that read: Steed was

[HunterICX]

harassing Brown here with

[Sailor Steve]

Hunter's special play toy

[nikimcbee]

Dowly, nachocheese, a goat, and

[Sailor Steve]

a pint of Old

[nikimcbee]

Spice. Suddenly three dwarfs

[Randomizer]

went into a bar to

[Sailor Steve]

find the other four

[nikimcbee]

Kiwi's and Aussies to

[Jimbuna]

hang them all together

[nikimcbee]

wearing french maid costumes

[Randomizer]

from Chinese sweatshops. Fortunately

[nikimcbee]

their leader, Tarjak had

[Jimbuna]

it started to rain

[nikimcbee]

maple syrup they would

[Randomizer]

shave their sticky heads

[Jimbuna]

with a pitch fork

[Randomizer]

covered in owl droppings

[Jimbuna]

from a faraway planet

[nikimcbee]

. At this point, Neal

[Jimbuna]

arrived on his bicycle

[Randomizer]

complete with training wheels

[Jimbuna]

and padded elbow protectors

[Randomizer]

, passionate pink helmet and

[Jimbuna]

knee protectors as well

[krashkart]

to join the party

[Reece]

pushing the little bell,

[Randomizer]

with the horrific ring

[Jimbuna]

that frightened the children

[Sailor Steve]

. The door swung open

[Jimbuna]

and in he came

[krashkart]

to a wonderful surprise:

[Jimbuna]

his first firing squad

[Randomizer]

luckily out of ammunition

[Jimbuna]

but dressed to thrill

[Sailor Steve]

they danced the hoochie-woochie

[Jimbuna]

and they turned around

[Sailor Steve]

and twirled so nicely

[Jimbuna]

....ho do the hocey

[Randomizer]

and the Dark Lord

[nikimcbee]

Barak obama bowed down

[Jimbuna]

and bared his bottom

[nikimcbee]

. Gordon Brown saw it

[Sailor Steve]

and flicked a booger

[Jimbuna]

toward his blind side

[nikimcbee]

which he picked up

[Jimbuna]

from his fathers side

[Randomizer]

of the gene pool

[Jimbuna]

from his mothers side

[Randomizer]

, came his looks. Unfortunately

[Weiss Pinguin]

his sister's mother's son

[Jimbuna]

was an ugly bastid

[nikimcbee]

, who once dated Mr.

[Reece]

After eating the booger,

[TarJak]

he retired from this

[Reece]

and took the next

[HunterICX]

of his master plan

[Jimbuna]

to his sand castle

[Reece]

there he played with

[HunterICX]

his shovel and digged

[Jimbuna]

right down to Australia

[krashkart]

and hotwired a Collins

[Reece]

Sub and headed out

[Jimbuna]

the only one working

[Randomizer]

soon broke down. Later

[Jimbuna]

when the maggot surfaced

[Reece]

Jim manned the deck

[Randomizer]

chair complete with beer

[Jimbuna]

and fended off boarders

[krashkart]

by releasing angry ferrets

[Jimbuna]

rmed with bad breath

[Randomizer]

and worse attitudes. Subsequently

[krashkart]

one said "PERKELE!" and

[Jimbuna]

Dowly appeared totally naked

[HunterICX]

which scared the intruders

[Randomizer]

but aroused the ferrets

[Jimbuna]

who bent him over

[Sailor Steve]

and spanked him with

[krashkart]

their long little tails

[Jimbuna]

and wet cabbage leaves

[Sailor Steve]

leaving a red bruise

[Randomizer]

as bottom turned blue.

[Sailor Steve]

Dowly just laughed and

[nikimcbee]

and took the vow

[Jimbuna]

of chastity for life

[nikimcbee]

and left for the

[Randomizer]

house of ill-repute where

[nikimcbee]

his creditcard had been

[Jimbuna]

used at the bar

[Randomizer]

by Seven Dwarves and

[nikimcbee]

Kratos. The phone Rang

[krashkart]

and the barkeep answered,

[Sailor Steve]

"'Allo? Angus the Goat($&#er!"

[nikimcbee]

"Yes, the ferret is

[Sailor Steve]

chaste, but regretting it

[Randomizer]

and looking for love.

[nikimcbee]

As the neutering went,

[Sailor Steve]

badly, Dowly ran for

[nikimcbee]

it, but could not

[Jimbuna]

get over the fence

[Sailor Steve]

, so he dug under

[Jimbuna]

the crooked park bench

[Randomizer]

with a golden teaspoon

[Jimbuna]

in his left nostril

[Randomizer]

which really hurt, but

[Jimbuna]

he wanted to scoop

[Sailor Steve]

the ice cream out

[Randomizer]

using a ferret skull

[Sailor Steve]

and Randomizer's spare wig.

[Flopper]

Earwig, that is. Not

[Jimbuna]

that I really noticed

[Flopper]

that redhead with the

[krashkart]

great big set of

[nikimcbee]

goiters that she recently

[Jimbuna]

pinched off Mrs Mcbee

[nikimcbee]

, tiger woods, a garden gnome,

[Jimbuna]

and Mr Charlie Chaplin.

[nikimcbee]

Chapter Two: Return of

[Randomizer]

The Spanish Inquisition. Nobody

[nikimcbee]

expects the jehovah's witneses'

[VonHesse]

to get so drunk

[krashkart]

at Christmas, but everyone

[Reece]

was pissed out of

[Jimbuna]

they're tiny little minds

[krashkart]

on jimbuna's "special" homebrew. :DL

[Jimbuna]

The price of infamy

[Sailor Steve]

is cheap compared to

[Jimbuna]

the price of destiny

[Sailor Steve]

, which should never be

[Jimbuna]

given to a pigeon

[Sailor Steve]

who's had too much

[Jimbuna]

of his own corn

[Flopper]

squeezins. The black asphalt

[Reece]

was now white with

[Randomizer]

gallons of albino blood

[Reece]

oozing over Sailor Steves

[TarJak]

politcally correct left leg.

[Jimbuna]

Where were you when

[Flopper]

you were where you

[Jimbuna]

thought that you were

[Reece]

, he was playing with

[Jimbuna]

a little toy soldier

[Snestorm]

,that was standing on

[Jimbuna]

a large cow turd

[Reece]

and slowly sank causing

[nikimcbee]

the release of the

[Jimbuna]

smelly old ghost mcbee

[Reece]

and smelly poo juices!

[nikimcbee]

Meanwhile, Britney Spears and

[Jimbuna]

the eerie soup fiend