The Four Word Story Game

[Jimbuna]

and kisses from TarJak

[Gerald]

no not in public

[Admiral8Q]

it's the dentist's fear

[Gerald]

nurse may be with

[Jimbuna]

a horse any time

[Gerald]

of Year of the

[Jimbuna]

day, week or month

[Gerald]

time second in space

[Jimbuna]

or even the universe

[Gerald]

we are not alone

[Lionclaw]

on this very planet

[Gerald]

and animals with submarines

[Jimbuna]

sail in every sea

[nikimcbee]

to gather lost geordies

[Gerald]

What happened to the

[Jimbuna]

last of the mohicans

[Admiral8Q]

and that 20,000 leagues?

[Jimbuna]

Did they simply die?

[Admiral8Q]

Or did they dive?

[Gerald]

into S:t james Parker

[Jimbuna]

who drove Lady Penelope

[Gerald]

Eldon garden shopping centre

[Admiral8Q]

to secretly buy a

[Gerald]

car from friend near

[Jimbuna]

the haunted old mansion

[Gerald]

was in fact young

[Herr-Berbunch]

cats called kittens, and

[Jimbuna]

small dogs called puppies

[Herr-Berbunch]

also another name for

[Lionclaw]

upper frontal buttocks, or

[Herr-Berbunch]

as some might say,

[nikimcbee]

bouncy, bouncy, you like?

[Jimbuna]

Right at the beginning

[nikimcbee]

of Steed's wedding, Jim

[Herr-Berbunch]

begged him not to

[Jimbuna]

expose himself to everyone

[Herr-Berbunch]

like Jim had done

[Jimbuna]

inside the ant hill

[Herr-Berbunch]

shouting "It's bigger than...

[Jimbuna]

the largest in existence

[Herr-Berbunch]

of ants, two inches!"




:03:

[Jimbuna]

plus two hundred millimetres

[Gerald]

but after the party

[TarJak]

Steed's exposure was complete

[Jimbuna]

and everyone started laughing

[Gerald]

and dancing out in

[Herr-Berbunch]

Tarjak's wife's underwear, again

[Jimbuna]

just like last time

[Herr-Berbunch]

she went shopping, but

[Jimbuna]

misinterpreted a simple message

[Gerald]

to the front of

[Herr-Berbunch]

the queue, she barged

[Jimbuna]

into a sleeping policeman

[Sgt_Raa]

who shot her dead

[Herr-Berbunch]

dog, why did he?








I see you've finally found this thread :up:

[nikimcbee]

Because the torpedo detonated

[Herr-Berbunch]

and made him jump

[Jimbuna]

into the frying pan

[nikimcbee]

with bacon and spam

[Herr-Berbunch]

and shoulder of lamb

[Sgt_Raa]

he's not a man!




yes i found it lol... ty

[convoy hunter]

He surely is a

[Sgt_Raa]

bear in a suit

[Gerald]

a proper connection is

[Jimbuna]

guaranteed on wet weekends

[Herr-Berbunch]

if you dial correctly

[Gerald]

and preferable seriously talk

[Jimbuna]

to the deaf man

[Gerald]

sign language is preferable

[Lionclaw]

because he is blind

[gordonmull]

drunk and staggering home

[Herr-Berbunch]

in exactly the same

[Gerald]

he wakes up from

[Jimbuna]

a bowl of maggots

[Gerald]

just for that reason

[Jimbuna]

it was the season

[Gerald]

in the sand so

[Herr-Berbunch]

now there's no reason

[Gerald]

for you to sing

[TarJak]

songs to deaf people.

[Sgt_Raa]

Because they dont care

[Gerald]

of the officer who

[Sgt_Raa]

found his lost crayons

[TarJak]

, earwax, genitalia and beadspreads

[Sgt_Raa]

now he's just confused

[Jimbuna]

wandering in the asylum

[Herr-Berbunch]

like other Australian people








:O:

[Gerald]

do all the time

[Herr-Berbunch]

singing The Muppets theme

[Gerald]

what are we back

[Herr-Berbunch]

to the future sequel?

[Gerald]

birds we have plenty

[Herr-Berbunch]

of, but not rabbits




:nope:

[Gerald]

they are in British

[nikimcbee]

As Buna is Scottish

[Sgt_Raa]

i might say squirrel

[Gerald]

or something very strange

[Sgt_Raa]

because sometimes at night

[Jimbuna]

you'll fly a kite

[Sgt_Raa]

But you'll never know

[Herr-Berbunch]

when the nibbles will

[Gerald]

allow you for sleep

[Herr-Berbunch]

instead they shout BEEP

[Gerald]

when you try for

[flatsixes]

tops in the nudist

[Herr-Berbunch]

colony, like the lepers

[Gerald]

in fact true yes

[Sgt_Raa]

everytime i try to

[Herr-Berbunch]

pee pee it hurts

[Gerald]

we are talking huge

[Herr-Berbunch]

burning sensation, please help

[TarJak]

Jimbuna adjust his jockstrap

[Herr-Berbunch]

once Tarjak has moved

[Gerald]

a swamp with monkeys

[convoy hunter]

full of angry aligators

[Task Force]

TO THE MOON! But

[convoy hunter]

a hard right turn

[Gerald]

we can not go

[Herr-Berbunch]

as we've no fuel

[Gerald]

for mass effect so

[Lionclaw]

we are totally screwed

[Task Force]

But then EDI said

[Gerald]

come on girls we

[Herr-Berbunch]

will sing and dance

[Gerald]

all night in the

[convoy hunter]

cold, with some wolves

[Gerald]

but they are hungry

[nikimcbee]

like Duran Duran sings.

[TarJak]

Conventional wisdom postulates that

[nikimcbee]

someday Jim and Steed

[TarJak]

, nikimcbee and Reece will

[nikimcbee]

go see Abba in

[Lionclaw]

Waterloo, where Napoleon was

[Herr-Berbunch]

eating cheese and surrendering

[Gerald]

we will never surrending

[Herr-Berbunch]

but will give up

[Gerald]

not if I decide

[Herr-Berbunch]

suicide is the way

[Gerald]

suicide is for cowards

[nikimcbee]

who like banana pudding.

[Gerald]

as a last meal

[Herr-Berbunch]

Wearing Nikimcbee's skimpy lingerie

[Gerald]

do so and we

[Lionclaw]

are screaming in agony

[Gerald]

no not yet we

[convoy hunter]

have seen the shore

[Herr-Berbunch]

wearing our mankinis like

[Gerald]

a girl in germany

[Sgt_Raa]

With no clothes on

[Gerald]

they meet skybird and

[Sgt_Raa]

take to the air

[Gerald]

and find the good

[nikimcbee]

the bad and the

[Task Force]

Fugly, but they didnt

[Gerald]

understand the enemy in

[Herr-Berbunch]

their head would screw

[Gerald]

and turn 180 in

[Herr-Berbunch]

the bus lane, nor

[Gerald]

no too the highway

[TarJak]

to pandemic externalised projectionists.

[nikimcbee]

Chapter seven, Bon Scott

[Gerald]

wait we have no

[Herr-Berbunch]

chocolate left in the

[Gerald]

pocket so we ask

[TarJak]

Vendor to buy everyone

[Gerald]

very good mate I

[convoy hunter]

just done what you

[Gerald]

be kind too all

[Jimbuna]

in the lunatic asylum

[Gerald]

or perhaps you mean

[Lionclaw]

the local looney bin

[Jimbuna]

where rubbish is housed

[Gerald]

near by the river

[Jimbuna]

in the shopping mall

[Gerald]

so far I now

[Herr-Berbunch]

wear mother's kinky underwear

[Gerald]

never on this planet

[Jimbuna]

but always in private

[Gerald]

besides nearest police station

[Herr-Berbunch]

meeting chief constables for

[nikimcbee]

for Micheal Jackson's house.

[Gerald]

get my car out

[TarJak]

of your backside Vendor!

[Gerald]

true but there was

[nikimcbee]

a large banana stuck

[TarJak]

up your nose where

[Jimbuna]

the sniffer dogs slept

[Herr-Berbunch]

after taking some crack

[Lionclaw]

rectally, the dogs then

[Herr-Berbunch]

humped the leg of

[Gerald]

the elephant understood it

[Herr-Berbunch]

would squish them if

[Gerald]

they disappeared without a

[Herr-Berbunch]

thought for the others

[Gerald]

preach more and save

[Herr-Berbunch]

face by allowing me

[Gerald]

maybe some solution is

[Herr-Berbunch]

to seek forum advice

[Jimbuna]

from a bad samaritan

[Herr-Berbunch]

singing "Fog on the...

[Gerald]

Tyne yes they are

[Jimbuna]

a good barbershop quartet

[Herr-Berbunch]

cutting hair and singing

[Gerald]

we are the best

[Herr-Berbunch]

We wear string vest

[Gerald]

made in Great Britain

[TarJak]

Northern Ireland, Scotland and

[Lionclaw]

Wales, so they say

[Jimbuna]

in a Swahili accent

[Herr-Berbunch]

whilst stuffing their faces

[Jimbuna]

with jellied Welsh leeks

[Herr-Berbunch]

like Vendor eats at

[Gerald]

into the pork and

[Jimbuna]

offal meat honey pies

[Herr-Berbunch]

he called his wife

[Jimbuna]

on the bat phone

[Herr-Berbunch]

adjusting his tights and

[Jimbuna]

wetting his frilly knickers

[Herr-Berbunch]

before handing back toJim





(only four words, honest:D)

[Jimbuna]

in a refuse bag

[Gerald]

like we see on

[Jimbuna]

the back of an

[Lionclaw]

elephant taking a dump

[Herr-Berbunch]

on safari in Norway

[Gerald]

no in south west

[nikimcbee]

smoked cheese and pepper

[Herr-Berbunch]

, a weird location near

[TarJak]

Nikimcbee's back door, where

[Flaxpants]

the M6 junction at

[nikimcbee]

Boudreaux McBee's birthday party

[Herr-Berbunch]

turned into an orgy

[Lionclaw]

of pure pleasure and

[Herr-Berbunch]

pain, Jims favourite kind

[Flaxpants]

of party complete with

[Herr-Berbunch]

dancing bears in dresses

[Flaxpants]

and numerous inflatable animals

[Herr-Berbunch]

waiting to be punctured

[Flaxpants]

by Jims terribly sharp

[Jimbuna]

set of ankle biters

[Herr-Berbunch]

known locally as the

[Lionclaw]

known locally as the

"Jaws of Biting". Then

[Herr-Berbunch]

suddenly, and without warning

[Jimbuna]

your leg fell off

[Lionclaw]

for no apparent reason

[Herr-Berbunch]

other than chainsaw misuse

[Jimbuna]

by a silver Dalek

[TarJak]

maltreated by policemen all

[Herr-Berbunch]

their lives, revenge came

[Jimbuna]

with a water pistol

[ryanglavin]

and a rusty nail