The Four Word Story Game

[TarJak]

the Prince of Posting

[Jimbuna]

was again posted overseas

[Paul Riley]

inside a sheepskin suitcase,

[TarJak]

delivered with a bed

[Paul Riley]

that could walk around

[Jimbuna]

a skunks rear end

[TarJak]

without getting sprayed with

[Jimbuna]

a shower of diesel

[BossMark]

which went in the

[Jimbuna]

general direction of the

[BossMark]

local magistrates court and

[Jimbuna]

the court jesters house

[BossMark]

which made them all

[Jimbuna]

a pack of fools

[Paul Riley]

.
Three mice astronauts called

[BossMark]

Mary, Mungo and Midge

[Paul Riley]

built a rocket from

[Jimbuna]

a piece of cheese

[Paul Riley]

and a milk bottle.

[danasan]

After having started the

[Jimbuna]

latest european milk race

[Paul Riley]

they were in sound physical

[Jimbuna]

condition to swim there

[danasan]

in a lane like

[Jimbuna]

one had seldom seen

[Paul Riley]

before.
After final checks

[danasan]

all of them decided

[Paul Riley]

to hold a small

[TarJak]

competition to see who

[BossMark]

could drink the most

[Ships-R-Us]

torpedo juice and then

[Anthony W.]

torpedo juice and then

activate the really tiny

[Paul Riley]

ignition switch made from

[Jimbuna]

grey coloured cheese slices

[TarJak]

located behind her ankles

[Jimbuna]

tucked behind her head

[TarJak]

whilst diving for pearls

[Sojourner]

King Neptune appeared and

[Jimbuna]

rode a ginger mermaid

[Paul Riley]

which became their mascot.

[danasan]

As far as the

[Paul Riley]

moon appeared to them

[nikimcbee]

and said "Find me

[BossMark]

Because am bloody lost

[Jimbuna]

in all this darkness

[BossMark]

it was so dark

[Jimbuna]

you couldn't determine whether

[Paul Riley]

you were up or

[nikimcbee]

whether scousers wear knickers.

[BossMark]

You have got to

[TarJak]

check for skidmarks regularly

[Paul Riley]

especially after mouse curry.

[Jimbuna]

The eventual winner of

[TarJak]

Womens Soccer World Cup

[Jimbuna]

and Saucer cleaning champions

[Paul Riley]

which has befuddled me :88)

[Flaxpants]

What time is it?

[Herr-Berbunch]

The mice asked NASA

[Paul Riley]

,time for blast off! :woot:

[Jimbuna]

said old father Jetson

[Herr-Berbunch]

but unfortunately on lift-off

[Jimbuna]

the tail fell off

[BossMark]

so they had to

[Jimbuna]

use the wooden paddle

[BossMark]

which was a real

[Jimbuna]

piece of worm-ridden crap

[BossMark]

that went all over

[Jimbuna]

the world in eighty

[Reece]

garbage scows fully laden

[Flaxpants]

with numerous buxom women

[BossMark]

who were all eager

[Flaxpants]

to satisfy Captain Flaxpants

[BossMark]

with all their experience

[TarJak]

in medieval torture. Death

[Flaxpants]

kills you eventually, it

[TarJak]

is the inevitable consequence

[BossMark]

which happens to us

[Jimbuna]

mortals really quite regularly

[BossMark]

live forever and they

[Herr-Berbunch]

collect butterflies and stamps

[Jimbuna]

from the local bakers

[Reece]

as a tasty treat

[TarJak]

for all the boys

[BossMark]

and girls to have

[danasan]

something to eat and

[Jimbuna]

offer to the gods

[Reece]

who reject it by

[Jimbuna]

a very small majority

[Reece]

who puke it up

[Flaxpants]

into special puke pots

[TarJak]

made by small green

[BossMark]

aliens from the planet

[Herr-Berbunch]

of the Apes. Nooooooooooo!

[BossMark]

oh yes, but not

[Gerald]

a new house again

[Jimbuna]

said the crazy cat

[BossMark]

to the mouse, who

[Jimbuna]

had a ginger moustache

[Gerald]

in a luxurious manner

[Herr-Berbunch]

after drinking more milk

[Jimbuna]

than a fresian bull

[Herr-Berbunch]

could give from it's

[Jimbuna]

left hand pierced nostril

[BossMark]

which looked like a

[nikimcbee]

jehovah muslum knocking on

[Jimbuna]

them beautiful pearly gates

[Krauter]

with Bill Clinton waiting

[Reece]

to grab those cheeks

[Gerald]

spread'm,then nuzzle them

[Flaxpants]

around his ears to

[Jimbuna]

help save the whale

[BossMark]

as they need help

[Reece]

since having no cheeks

[BossMark]

on their backsides is

[Jimbuna]

Is like being cheeky

[Gerald]

,is a great sense

[Jimbuna]

of utterly total despair

[TarJak]

at mangled English language

[Gerald]

,is not a surprising :o

[BossMark]

at all, as its

[Jimbuna]

oh I are agreed

[Gerald]

,that open meeting laws

[TarJak]

and inlaws, whose jaws

[Gerald]

for users whose vision

[BossMark]

is slightly impaired, so

[Krauter]

they can instead go

[BossMark]

to the pub and

[Krauter]

visit the busty wench

[BossMark]

who had very large

[Gerald]

big boobs at a

[Jimbuna]

snip of a price

[BossMark]

and what jolly fun

[Gerald]

,pack is give the

[Jimbuna]

give us a clue

[Gerald]

is back,for you

[BossMark]

just you, or me

[Gerald]

.Is a book of

[BossMark]

porn which we all

[Jimbuna]

would like to understand

[Reece]

if held upside down

[TarJak]

whilst standing on our

[Flaxpants]

heads and whistling 'My

[BossMark]

generation by The Who

[Flaxpants]

Let's get back to Porn

[BossMark]

which is very naughty

[Flaxpants]

said the Archbishop, who

[Reece]

unzipped his pants and

[Flaxpants]

greeted the congregation. who

[BossMark]

sat in silence at

[Flaxpants]

their pews and watched

[BossMark]

an awesome sight which

[TarJak]

was immediately forgotten. Zombies

[Jimbuna]

had much more sense

[TarJak]

than to post four

[Gerald]

times bigger, than Jupiter :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

or how about Uranus?

[BossMark]

cant be that big :ping:

[Jimbuna]

as a whales hootsie

[Gerald]

tosie place, close to

[Flaxpants]

the Barnsley intersection, near

[Jimbuna]

the entrance to Uranus

[Gerald]

into Aries in our

[Jimbuna]

part of the universe

[BossMark]

which is full of

[Jimbuna]

black holes and cheese

[BossMark]

cake with strawberry's and

[Jimbuna]

a large quantity of

[BossMark]

beer and vodka, also

[Jimbuna]

went aboard the spaceship

[Krauter]

to sail off into

[Jimbuna]

the wide blue yonder

[BossMark]

with all hope lost

[Jimbuna]

and a flat tyre

[Krauter]

and no spare set

[BossMark]

so they had to

[Jimbuna]

hire a tow truck

[BossMark]

which Vendor was driving

[Jimbuna]

crazy with his posts

[Reece]

pulled the spacecraft over

[TarJak]

the edge and died

[BossMark]

suddenly, which is a

[TarJak]

great relief to the

[BossMark]

crew so now they

[Reece]

thumbed a lift to

[BossMark]

the local brewery, now

[Jimbuna]

the partying had started

[BossMark]

until the police where

[Jimbuna]

also asked to attend

[BossMark]

which they wanted to

[Jimbuna]

gain a free pass

[Gerald]

word remover,can be

[BossMark]

found in Vendors pocket

[Gerald]

,are located in the

[BossMark]

tightest corner, and nearly

[Gerald]

bends, on the state

[BossMark]

they were in its

[Gerald]

winds, and they were

[BossMark]

all over the place

[Jimbuna]

looking for some help

[Gerald]

from someone in Ireland

[Reece]

but failed miserably so

[TarJak]

gave up in despair.

[Reece]

I walked outside looking

[TarJak]

for a pie floater

[BossMark]

but to no avail

[Jimbuna]

because they'd all sunk

[Gerald]

for the third time

[BossMark]

and now they are

[Jimbuna]

absolutely soaked right through

[Gerald]

their nappies and absolutely

[BossMark]

covered in poop, so

[Jimbuna]

time for a Pamper

[TarJak]

ing in a salon for the

[BossMark]

wicked lads who wanted

[TarJak]

their full nappies to

[BossMark]

be changed so they

[Reece]

got a woman's touch

[BossMark]

which they will enjoy

[Gerald]

, stories they will never

[Jimbuna]

ever really understand anyway

[BossMark]

so off they went

[Gerald]

to the place of

[Jimbuna]

peace, sanity and understanding

[BossMark]

which is on the

[Gerald]

A4 road, at Chiswick

[Jimbuna]

next to the asylum

[BossMark]

pub so they called

[Jimbuna]

on the local vicar

[BossMark]

for tea and biscuits

[Gerald]

,a strong cultural identity

[Jimbuna]

said the alter boy

[BossMark]

while reading the local

[Gerald]

response, from server database

[Jimbuna]

to check for spammers

[Gerald]

and, find out information

[Jimbuna]

before giving an infraction

[Gerald]

especially since they expire

[Jimbuna]

nope, they are permanent

[Gerald]

,infraction who deserve it?

[BossMark]

but only if they

[Jimbuna]

have just joined secretly

[BossMark]

in the masons society

[Gerald]

,handshake, brotherhood, rates, business

[Jimbuna]

taxes are always present

[Gerald]

just like google are,

[Jimbuna]

all over the place

[BossMark]

and what a mess

[Jimbuna]

the rear toilet was

[BossMark]

a complete disgrace, so

[Jimbuna]

out came the harpic