The Four Word Story Game

[Herr-Berbunch]

only raised Reece slightly :har:

[Reece]

whilst Her-Berbunch's hung slack

[Herr-Berbunch]

with the weights tied

[Reece]

so as to stretch

[Herr-Berbunch]

the imagination beyond belief

[Reece]

however Jim thought this

[Herr-Berbunch]

was much better than

[Gerald]

anyone could believe in

[Herr-Berbunch]

so he decided to

[Gerald]

say goodnight to Admiral

[Herr-Berbunch]

Ackbar and his cronies

[Gerald]

,his friends were already

[Herr-Berbunch]

in the Cantina drinking

[Gerald]

,when a kangaroo jumping

[Feuer Frei!]

out of nowhere decided

[nikimcbee]

to play the piano

[Gerald]

.Admiral Reece,like music

[Herr-Berbunch]

hit the No.1 spot

[Feuer Frei!]

which was contrary to

[Herr-Berbunch]

what McBee thought of

[Gerald]

Aussies song,but they

[Feuer Frei!]

proceeded nonetheless with the

[Gerald]

zebras for color's sake

[Feuer Frei!]

, which were promptly fed

[Jimbuna]

greater quantities of spam

[Gerald]

,but zebras prefer ham

[Jimbuna]

your not a zebra

[Gerald]

Well, black and white

[Growler]

or ebony and ivory

[Herr-Berbunch]

all fades to grey

[Jimbuna]

when the true moment

[Herr-Berbunch]

of Vendor's domination arrives

[Jimbuna]

you'd better spambelieve it

[Gerald]

there you go again :doh:

[Reece]

spamming poor Vendor with

[Gerald]

Word, get you nowhere

[Feuer Frei!]

apart from in trouble

[Reece]

with Judge Jim, he

[Feuer Frei!]

then proceeded to annoy

[Jimbuna]

the dog next door

[Reece]

that turned on Jim

[Herr-Berbunch]

, humping his leg until

[Reece]

Jim, fuming with rage,

[Gerald]

over the leak of

[Herr-Berbunch]

his nappy (diaper) spilling into

[Reece]

his left boot, this

[Herr-Berbunch]

made his socks soggy

[Gerald]

but intact,for further

[Reece]

information please contact the

[Herr-Berbunch]

Swedish newspaper vendor - Vendor

[Gerald]

is a good front :sign_yeah:

[Feuer Frei!]

However, the paper went

[Herr-Berbunch]

printing only the headlines

[Gerald]

,in which two monkeys

[Feuer Frei!]

where filming Herr-Berbunch with

[Herr-Berbunch]

Feuer Frei!'s sisters and

[Gerald]

the result was pretty

[Herr-Berbunch]

quickly on to youtube

[Feuer Frei!]

which was a farce

[Gerald]

but there were witnesses

[Feuer Frei!]

which were lying and

[Herr-Berbunch]

called the police to

[Feuer Frei!]

prove that none of

[Gerald]

films, were a threat

[Herr-Berbunch]

to Feuer Frei!'s relationship

[Reece]

only Reece who gave

[Feuer Frei!]

so much to the

[Reece]

poor acting award that

[Feuer Frei!]

you came first for

[Reece]

stuttering and second for

[Feuer Frei!]

giving Herr-Berbunch the evil

[TarJak]

bucket of deep fried

[Feuer Frei!]

calamari and monkey's brains

[Gerald]

which he saw as

[Feuer Frei!]

a delicacy so he

[TarJak]

chundered in the bucket

[Feuer Frei!]

and all over Reece.

[Gerald]

Reece,took it like

[TarJak]

match his shirt, so

[Feuer Frei!]

he rubbed it in

[Gerald]

,I mean, he was

[Feuer Frei!]

delighted that it matched

[TarJak]

his spew covered shoes

[Gerald]

,so he stepped to

[Feuer Frei!]

some horse manure piles

[Herr-Berbunch]

that TarJak was devouring

[Jimbuna]

with all his might

[Gerald]

,he wants more of

[Feuer Frei!]

that it would taste

[Herr-Berbunch]

good with Feuer Frei!'s

[Feuer Frei!]

Sauer Kraut. The Apple

[Gerald]

and curry, fantastic mix

[Herr-Berbunch]

washed down with milk

[TarJak]

condensed with lemon juice

[Herr-Berbunch]

which curdled like some

[Feuer Frei!]

unforgivable rice pudding that

[Gerald]

was delivered to the

[Herr-Berbunch]

letterbox of Vendor's door

[Gerald]

but Reece,take it :o

[Feuer Frei!]

said Vendor. Reece took

[Herr-Berbunch]

nothing, instead giving it

[Gerald]

to the local zoo

[Feuer Frei!]

as his parole conditions

[Reece]

where Vendor stole it

[Gerald]

,thief no, serious charge :stare:

[Feuer Frei!]

such as it was

[Gerald]

,Reece get jail now

[Feuer Frei!]

or later, he thinks

[Gerald]

,but soon he sleep

[Feuer Frei!]

with the fishes, said

[Herr-Berbunch]

mummy "He's a very...

[Gerald]

sensitive, a good sign

[Feuer Frei!]

that he may survive

[Herr-Berbunch]

my beating!"

Over in

[Feuer Frei!]

the tree he hid

[Gerald]

indeed, he takes advantage

[Feuer Frei!]

of this because he

[Herr-Berbunch]

acts really wooden and

[Gerald]

climbs, in the woods

[Feuer Frei!]

like the teddy bears

[Herr-Berbunch]

that Vendor sleeps with

[Gerald]

,I like bears,to

[Feuer Frei!]

be a little sensitive

[Gerald]

always an advantage, yes

[Feuer Frei!]

and also the very

[Herr-Berbunch]

fur against my skin

[Gerald]

therefore, do you prefer

[Herr-Berbunch]

fiction or non-fiction books?

[Feuer Frei!]

He prefers fiction because

[Herr-Berbunch]

it's all in the

[Feuer Frei!]

trumped-up and oh so

[Gerald]

are what this is

[Feuer Frei!]

and whipped cream and

[Herr-Berbunch]

midget whipping boys for




(That's as in a midget whipping-boy, not a midget who whips boys, that's just so wrong!)

[Feuer Frei!]

the circus act with

[Jimbuna]

a one eared elephant

[Herr-Berbunch]

and Jim on trapeze

[Gerald]

a clean show, yes

[Feuer Frei!]

with Reece as clown!

[Herr-Berbunch]

Bring on the custard

[Jimbuna]

and jelly coated jugglers

[Herr-Berbunch]

and let's celebrate Reece's

[Reece]

horse whipping Feuer Frei! so

[Gerald]

he may be best

[Herr-Berbunch]

spamming troll after the

[Gerald]

dusk, to Prevent problems

[Herr-Berbunch]

simply ignore all future

[Gerald]

easier said an done

[Jimbuna]

like a christmas turkey

[TarJak]

with no posts on

[Gerald]

,but did you ever

[Herr-Berbunch]

see something so foolish

[Reece]

as Feuer Frei! standing on

[TarJak]

ceremony, whose Reecelike features

[Herr-Berbunch]

scared women and beasts

[Gerald]

.Don't be scared, women

[Jimbuna]

grow weary of repetitive

[TarJak]

garbled messages and drivel

[Feuer Frei!]

which came from TarJak!

[TarJak]

's dog Feuer Frei whose

[Reece]

bark scared TarJak to

[Feuer Frei!]

death! "Sick him, Boy"

[Herr-Berbunch]

as he then decided

[Feuer Frei!]

to chomp down on

[Gerald]

the train to Australia

[Feuer Frei!]

, called The Ghan. The

[Reece]

train stopped at Port Augusta

[Feuer Frei!]

with TarJak getting off

[Herr-Berbunch]

on two old ladies

[Reece]

, it was disgusting, they

[Gerald]

hugged and kissed his

[Herr-Berbunch]

legs, before throwing up

[Feuer Frei!]

all over his leg!

[Jimbuna]

of grill fried mutton

[Gerald]

,mix with sauce,and

[Jimbuna]

a side of spam

[Gerald]

is under a rather

[Jimbuna]

further confusing example of

[Gerald]

how to produce spam

[Kaye T. Bai]

whilst manually stimulating your

[Feuer Frei!]

migrane headache which was

[Reece]

getting worse forcing him

[Feuer Frei!]

to lay down and

[TarJak]

drink beer all day

[Jimbuna]

and well into the

[Gerald]

wee morning hours in

[TarJak]

Vendor's freshly wet bed.

[Gerald]

Meanwhile, a woman and

[Feuer Frei!]

a man came to

[Reece]

the conclusion that they

[Gerald]

want to spend the

[Feuer Frei!]

night in Recce's outhouse

[Gerald]

,the problem was that

[Feuer Frei!]

the outhouse was filthy

[Gerald]

with sheep's clothing for

[Feuer Frei!]

the crowd outside who

[Gerald]

come for a party

[Feuer Frei!]

of games for donations

[Jimbuna]

to the fastest poster

[Gerald]

and the name was?

[Feuer Frei!]

The name was: Vendor.

[Jimbuna]

After the dust settled

[TarJak]

on Jimbuna's mantlepiece, Vendor

[Feuer Frei!]

, dressed as a nurse

[Jimbuna]

returned to his computer

[Feuer Frei!]

to update SUBSIM members

[Reece]

trying to find a

[TarJak]

story about old news

[Feuer Frei!]

which was not successful

[Reece]

but then something awesome

[Feuer Frei!]

happneed. Vendor decided to

[Herr-Berbunch]

don an orange cardigan

[nikimcbee]

with a pink kilt

[Jimbuna]

and start dating nikimcbee

[TarJak]

with a cattle prod

[nikimcbee]

and a bottle of

[Jimbuna]

chanel no 5 perfume

[TarJak]

sprayed under his chin

[nikimcbee]

Reece cried; "Who stole

[TarJak]

my perfume?" as he

[Reece]

laughed at niki dancing

[TarJak]

around his pole, rubbing

[Reece]

his play thing and

[Herr-Berbunch]

watching it grow further

[nikimcbee]

up the beanstalk. Jim

[Jimbuna]

grabbed both balls quickly

[nikimcbee]

which stunned Reece, but

[Jimbuna]

not the black bull

[nikimcbee]

, or also known as

[Jimbuna]

little billy no mates

[nikimcbee]

cried; "Tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon." Later that

[Reece]

night niki sneaked away

[TarJak]

out for broon dog

[Reece]

but at 1 am

[TarJak]

he was bitten by

[Reece]

his dog, this caused

[TarJak]

mirth in Jumbuna's front

[Reece]

yard, then all hell

[TarJak]

hounds in a 6km

[Reece]

radius charged to attack

[TarJak]

Reece's posts with gnashing

[Growler]

of teeth and tearing

[Feuer Frei!]

of flesh as he tried

[Reece]

to run but was

[Feuer Frei!]

caught quickly. He then

[Reece]

tripped over and his

[Feuer Frei!]

tripping over caused extensive

[Reece]

damage to the scrotum

[Jimbuna]

hidden in his purse

[Herr-Berbunch]

he'd left in the