The Four Word Story Game

[Rockstar]

the dawn of time

[Jimbuna]

using a different name

[Gerald]

allows you to not

[Jimbuna]

to be properly understood

[Rockstar]

Yoda said to Vendor

[TarJak]

"Use the fork, Puke!"

[Jimbuna]

then buy a dictionary

[Rockstar]

read it you must

[Madox58]

or Richard you are!

[Jimbuna]

The cranium wins it!!

[Herr-Berbunch]

"Wins what?" you ask,

[Rockstar]

Vendors guide to online

[Jimbuna]

sex guide for beginners

[Madox58]

also known as Richardleaks.

[Jimbuna]

It came to pass

[Madox58]

, with much grunting and

[TarJak]

by Jimbuna's favourite pub

[Madox58]

, a new outlook was

[TarJak]

delivered via spam mail

[Madox58]

which snuck by filters

[TarJak]

for coffee with ease

[Madox58]

until Kpt. Lehman needed

[Jimbuna]

a newer machine model

[Madox58]

which involved a massive

[Jimbuna]

exercise in shop locating

[TarJak]

chemistry and logarithmic beer

[Reece]

that flowed through the

[TarJak]

matrix grid, fusing all

[Madox58]

thought processes into a

[Reece]

single pulsating mind that

[Madox58]

shut down at midnight!

[Reece]

however the bootstrap loader

[Rockstar]

auto flabtabulator mix master

[Madox58]

was drunk also. This

[Rockstar]

caused another gastric reflux

[Reece]

deep down from the

[Madox58]

tightly clinched sphinter region

[TarJak]

of Ohio. Privateer clenched

[Reece]

his cheeks tightly then

[TarJak]

his teeth, before letting

[Madox58]

his Huskey lick the

[Reece]

exhausted flavor from the

[Jimbuna]

golden horn of Gabriel

[Reece]

played from cheeky lips

[Jimbuna]

by a cheeky chappy

[Rockstar]

Slappy always was happy

[Jimbuna]

when dressed in drag

[nikimcbee]

just like Reece does.

[Reece]

Mcbee being drag queen,

[Rockstar]

biatch slapped Jimbuna across

[Reece]

his wrist, Jim retaliated

[TarJak]

by swallowing his own

[Herr-Berbunch]

pride of lions who

[Reece]

later devoured Herr-Berbunch and

[TarJak]

of McBee's soiled trousers.

[Reece]

Reece and TarJak laughed

[Herr-Berbunch]

as they reached around

[Reece]

and grabbed Mcbee, throwing

[Herr-Berbunch]

off his basque and

[Jimbuna]

snapping his suspender belt

[TarJak]

in time to the

[Jimbuna]

sound of bagpipe tunes

[nikimcbee]

. A Geordie's favo(u)rite bagpipe

[Growler]

still has four legs

[Reece]

, that's one funny bagpipe!

[TarJak]

The piper's payment is

[Armistead]

being returned, lacking funds.

[Reece]

One day, Armistead decided

[Rockstar]

to get a job

[Reece]

, all he could find

[Feuer Frei!]

was a cleaning job.

[nikimcbee]

But Tarjak's company was

[Reece]

hiring bums so Armistead

[Feuer Frei!]

might actually be ok

[nikimcbee]

, but there was one

[Feuer Frei!]

drawback to this though,

[nikimcbee]

Reece's fashion show starts

[Feuer Frei!]

to disrupt the workers

[TarJak]

whose beer was spilled

[Reece]

on Mcbee's head, this

[Gerald]

made, vendor and Reece

[Lionclaw]

ask the beer vendor

[Gerald]

in duty,no drink's

[Jimbuna]

were to be consumed

[Reece]

but off duty we

[Feuer Frei!]

hit it really hard,

[Jimbuna]

and hurt our heads

[Feuer Frei!]

which in turn caused

[Herr-Berbunch]

us to catch gonorrhea

[Jimbuna]

from the serving wench

[Feuer Frei!]

who proceeded to laugh

[Herr-Berbunch]

and revealed his name

[Feuer Frei!]

to be none other

[Herr-Berbunch]

than the one and

[Feuer Frei!]

only, most celebrated and

[Herr-Berbunch]

syphallis riddled Aussie named

[Feuer Frei!]

in this most terrible

[Reece]

Story, Ted The Wanker,

[Herr-Berbunch]

whose real name IS...

[Feuer Frei!]

none other than the

[Herr-Berbunch]

subsim spammer who has

[Feuer Frei!]

continuously flouted the rules

[Herr-Berbunch]

like the aussies do

[Feuer Frei!]

, although one must say

[Reece]

he really is a

[Herr-Berbunch]

spitting image of Reece.

[Feuer Frei!]

Reece pulled no punches

[Rockstar]

and hit himself twice

[Feuer Frei!]

which was to prove

[Herr-Berbunch]

near fatal, but for

[Feuer Frei!]

one deciding factor which

[Herr-Berbunch]

was that he missed

[Feuer Frei!]

the zygomatic arch and

[Herr-Berbunch]

merely chipped a fingernail

[Feuer Frei!]

which in turn was

[Herr-Berbunch]

become ingrowing and gangrenous

[Feuer Frei!]

and made the co-workers

[Jimbuna]

go green with envy

[Herr-Berbunch]

like the colour of

[Feuer Frei!]

Kermit the Frog, which

[Jimbuna]

is similar to a

[Rockstar]

pus filled canker sore

[Jimbuna]

in the nether region

[TarJak]

of Patagonia, home of

[Jimbuna]

the one eyed budgie

[nikimcbee]

. The spastic budgie had

[Jimbuna]

a profound hair lip

[Reece]

like Herr-Berbunch, this festered

[Feuer Frei!]

within the confines of

[Reece]

his head but it

[Feuer Frei!]

soon appeared that it

[Reece]

had spread to lower

[Feuer Frei!]

his immune system and

[Jimbuna]

caused him to limp

[Gerald]

severely, after a day's

[Feuer Frei!]

work in which he

[Herr-Berbunch]

was rewarded handsomely, whilst

[Feuer Frei!]

performing a rather embarrassing

[Reece]

operation on his swollen

[Herr-Berbunch]

friend Reece's broken nose

[Feuer Frei!]

. The nose was so

[Herr-Berbunch]

fat and red, like

[Jimbuna]

a sausage shaped balloon

[Feuer Frei!]

which when squeezed emitted

[Jimbuna]

a vile green coloured

[Feuer Frei!]

slimy and odorous substance

[Herr-Berbunch]

over Reece's gay lover :o

[Feuer Frei!]

who did not seem

[Herr-Berbunch]

to be satisfied by

[Feuer Frei!]

the direction of this

[nikimcbee]

story. Reece found a

[Reece]

man kissing Herr-Berbunch and

[Feuer Frei!]

he seemed to enjoy

[Reece]

it. Meanwhile on planet

[Rockstar]

Amazon, Reece found twenty

[Feuer Frei!]

dilapidated monkey statues which

[Reece]

Rockstar had mutilated, this

[Feuer Frei!]

was sacrilege and the

[TarJak]

only recourse was to

[nikimcbee]

have another subsim meet.:hmmm:

[Feuer Frei!]

The meet started with

[Herr-Berbunch]

all arriving in London

[Feuer Frei!]

for a luncheon with

[Herr-Berbunch]

Tom, Dick and Harry

[Feuer Frei!]

. On the menu was

[Herr-Berbunch]

mackeral buns, and anchovies

[Feuer Frei!]

and monkey brains on

[Reece]

meat pies, mmmm, yummy!

[Feuer Frei!]

The luncheon was held

[Reece]

at the queens palace,

[Feuer Frei!]

when all of a

[Herr-Berbunch]

sudden McBee squeezed the

[Feuer Frei!]

Queen's leg in earnest

[Reece]

and copped a good

[Herr-Berbunch]

feel of her jewels

[Feuer Frei!]

in the region above

[Herr-Berbunch]

her very own Netherlands

[Feuer Frei!]

which was believed to

[Herr-Berbunch]

have made her knight

[Jimbuna]

as alternate as Feuer Frei!

[Gerald]

.CID invited to party

[XabbaRus]

with a black dog

[Jimbuna]

much like a cockerspaniel

[kbak303]

in a form of

[Reece]

a black dog like

[Jimbuna]

the last garden rodent

[Feuer Frei!]

with large and protruding

[Reece]

antenna's plus sockets for

[Gerald]

a digital antenna which

[Rockstar]

used to track burrowing

[Reece]

Gophers underground then setup

[Kaye T. Bai]

an international Nevada brothel

[Herr-Berbunch]

similar to Madame TarJak's

[TarJak]

Nevada, Kings Cross brothel

[Reece]

with robotic girls and

[Jimbuna]

a packet of crisps

[Herr-Berbunch]

, obviously salt and vinegar,

[Feuer Frei!]

and 42 inch bras

[Gerald]

42 inches,:timeout: big thing

[Feuer Frei!]

which appeared at first

[Gerald]

,which have been noted

[Feuer Frei!]

down as a myth

[Herr-Berbunch]

like premiere member, Vendor.

[Jimbuna]

Vendor versus Feuer Frei!

[Gerald]

.It was Neal's words,

[Feuer Frei!]

which came down like

[Herr-Berbunch]

the proverbial lead balloon

[Feuer Frei!]

. It silenced Herr-Berbunch so

[Herr-Berbunch]

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That was split into four separate 'words' but the forum decide to put no extra spaces in!

[Feuer Frei!]

After the silenced Herr-Berbunch

[Jimbuna]

looked on amazed at

[TarJak]

the size of Jimbuna's

[Herr-Berbunch]

credit card bill, he

[Jimbuna]

took in deep breaths

[Feuer Frei!]

and bellowed in anger

[Herr-Berbunch]

at the ducks nearby

[Jimbuna]

"oh....not you again"!!

[Herr-Berbunch]

"You must be quackers!"

[Feuer Frei!]

The ducks bellowed back:

[Herr-Berbunch]

"Give us your money"

[Feuer Frei!]

or buckshot will follow

[Jimbuna]

but first another post

[Herr-Berbunch]

is overdue from Sweden...

[Jimbuna]

and Auf dem Meer

[nikimcbee]

und mit eine Tuba

[Herr-Berbunch]

and a dose of

[Jimbuna]

those Hill Street Blues

[nikimcbee]

Mann muss Deutch sprechen

[Jimbuna]

Jim at yem said

[TarJak]

"Ich nicht verstehen, Ich

[Feuer Frei!]

spreche nur gibberish and

[Jimbuna]

simply post another post

[Kaye T. Bai]

to ovulate your body

[TarJak]

fats and ferment your

[Feuer Frei!]

Peach schnapps to such

[Kaye T. Bai]

extraordinary proportions to excite

[Feuer Frei!]

the tastebuds and also

[Herr-Berbunch]

free your mind completely

[Kaye T. Bai]

from liberal conservative pundits

[Jimbuna]

hiding in the shadows

[Feuer Frei!]

waiting to enlighten us

[TarJak]

of our wallets. Bereft

[Feuer Frei!]

of that which was

[Herr-Berbunch]

intelligence, we sought some

[Feuer Frei!]

but Reece could not

[Jimbuna]

get out of school

[Feuer Frei!]

detention because he had

[Jimbuna]

no clothes to wear

[Feuer Frei!]

and Herr-Berbunch decided that

[Jimbuna]

he'd keep the nappy