The Four Word Story Game

[BossMark]

idiots who were always

[Jimbuna]

looking for glass eyes

[Randomizer]

and pickled eggs. Then

[Gerald]

run cold water, over

[Jimbuna]

a piece of cucumber

[Randomizer]

and occasionally the Cat,

[Gerald]

that looks like Tammy,

[Jimbuna]

the four legged Wynette

[Randomizer]

with a bad attitude.

[Gerald]

.Which favored the State

[Jimbuna]

of the green giant

[BossMark]

who was very jolly

[Gerald]

.Minded these days,now

[Jimbuna]

that the sun shone

[BossMark]

over the UK, which

[Jimbuna]

was a rare event

[Gerald]

,but the predictive accuracy

[Jimbuna]

was pretty much innacurate

[Gerald]

or just a flat

[Jimbuna]

tyre in the boot

[Randomizer]

, also called a trunk,

[Gerald]

also known as a

[BossMark]

,whys that? we say

[Jimbuna]

call to the city

[Randomizer]

getting put on hold

[Gerald]

by a business, in

[Jimbuna]

old Calcutta market square

[BossMark]

selling curry powder to

[Jimbuna]

the very old Maharajah

[Gerald]

who live in Leeds

[Jimbuna]

Uniteds ground, Elland Road

[Randomizer]

under a parked car.

[Jimbuna]

Once upon a time

[Randomizer]

an anteater ate a

[Gerald]

ant, and they got

[Jimbuna]

ants in their pants

[Randomizer]

and on their elephants

[Reece]

which made sense not!!

[Rockstar]

Flying hung dung beetles

[Reece]

swooped down on unsuspecting

[Flaxpants]

Leeds United fans, causing

[BossMark]

trouble and mayhem all

[Randomizer]

throughout the entire brewery.

[BossMark]

Drinking all the beer

[Randomizer]

in the entire world

[Flaxpants]

would be truly great!

[Jimbuna]

an accompanying curry also

[BossMark]

would be on the

[Jimbuna]

menu for jimbuna only

[BossMark]

,so he could eat

[Reece]

Beer + Curry =

[BossMark]

running to the toilet

[Gerald]

until something goes awry

[BossMark]

wrong and then its

[Jimbuna]

back to plan B

[Gerald]

which is a bowel

[Jimbuna]

of the very best

[Reece]

movement causing a burning

[Gerald]

in the genital area

[Jimbuna]

of Vendors silken panties

[Reece]

this is so embarrassing!

[Gerald]

But Reece suggests actions :haha:

[Jimbuna]

are louder than words

[Gerald]

"an organization whose primary"

[Jimbuna]

objective was mass failure

[BossMark]

in which should be

[Gerald]

for a driver to

[BossMark]

consider is actions, to

[Gerald]

close the boardman's coal

[Randomizer]

, descending into hyperbolic confusion.

[Gerald]

.Here's a fresh way

[BossMark]

of saying that its

[Gerald]

victory in reshaping the

[Randomizer]

steaming pile of dung

[Rockstar]

we seem to enjoy

[Gerald]

,can get more fans

[Jimbuna]

to post loads more

[Reece]

of this trash, then

[Gerald]

an, archaeologist could dig

[Jimbuna]

and never catch up

[TarJak]

with the demon digger

[Randomizer]

and his evil sidekick

[Jimbuna]

thr prince of gibbering

[Gerald]

is worried that he

[TarJak]

drank more brown ale

[Jimbuna]

than the brown dog

[Randomizer]

watching its fleas flee.

[Jimbuna]

to the sanctuary of

[Gerald]

times square hotel in

[Jimbuna]

the back of beyond

[TarJak]

outside Dubbo's Royal Hotel

[Jimbuna]

in the Royal Mile

[TarJak]

under a gum tree

[Gerald]

was Reese and the

[Jimbuna]

not so very talented

[TarJak]

crew of subsim, whose

[Gerald]

full boat access with

[Jimbuna]

whatever that offering meant

[Gerald]

end quote, of this.

[Randomizer]

Unfortunately, farther down the

[Jimbuna]

long line of garbage

[Gerald]

pickers, including a car

[Jimbuna]

with a duff battery

[TarJak]

hen on his head

[Reece]

laying poor quality eggs

[Randomizer]

of the pickled variety,

[BossMark]

which tasted just like

[Randomizer]

a furry ape armpit

[BossMark]

with tomato ketchup on

[Jimbuna]

a burnt lettuce leaf

[Randomizer]

baked in cod cheeks.

[Jimbuna]

on a coal fire

[BossMark]

which is very rare

[Jimbuna]

in a barren land

[BossMark]

which as been destroyed,

[TarJak]

by gravel rash and

[Jimbuna]

a poxy cricket team

[BossMark]

called Australia, which England

[TarJak]

was thrashed by. Rugby

[BossMark]

world cup in which

[Jimbuna]

England are currently struggling

[BossMark]

,but are doing better

[Gerald]

to be the strongest

[Jimbuna]

sandwich in the picnic

[TarJak]

hamper. Toasted chestnuts, roasting

[Jimbuna]

on a plastic fire

[TarJak]

burning brightly beneath your

[Reece]

would take forever to

[Jimbuna]

light up your life

[BossMark]

with a silver lining

[Jimbuna]

around a grey cloud

[Gerald]

that often forms along

[Jimbuna]

a rain filled bucket

[Gerald]

and the idiots on

[Jimbuna]

the other side of

[Gerald]

road, where nobody lives

[Jimbuna]

in a pitched tent

[Reece]

occupied by a fat

[Gerald]

gorilla, when the tent

[Reece]

collapsed the gorilla went

[Gerald]

into the tent, for

[Rockstar]

to collect the rent

[Flaxpants]

as it was Lent

[Jimbuna]

to the circus master

[Gerald]

was the ringleader and

[Jimbuna]

was waiting for me

[Gerald]

And the, CID in

[Jimbuna]

the little boys room

[Gerald]

,before the flight home

[Jimbuna]

to the lunatic asylum

[Gerald]

which I go to

[Jimbuna]

on a regular basis


:har:
:03:

[Gerald]

what options are available? :stare:

[Randomizer]

Suddenly and without warning

[Rockstar]

Vendor finds himself in

[Jimbuna]

the local nut house

[Gerald]

,where even Jim lives :smug:

[Jimbuna]

as the star occupant

[Gerald]

,left the building quickly

[Jimbuna]

with socks in hand

[Gerald]

,very small socks, and

[Randomizer]

green boxer shorts. After

[Jimbuna]

Vendor made his wish

[Randomizer]

for a large pizza

[TarJak]

faced, adolescent named Vendor

[Jimbuna]

with no underpants on

[TarJak]

his head, or loins.

[Randomizer]

He nurtured a secret

[Reece]

passion for mens undies

[Gerald]

is carefully designed and

[Randomizer]

built with reinforced concrete

[Gerald]

strengthened by steel bars

[Randomizer]

, decorated with pink bunnies

[BossMark]

made from the finest

[Randomizer]

used cat litter and

[Reece]

roadkill carcasses money could

[TarJak]

be used for better

[Gerald]

material, that's both durable

[TarJak]

and impermeable. Durex for

[Jimbuna]

those who never sleep

[Gerald]

,broke the record for

[Reece]

sleep walking wearing durex

[TarJak]

over his head. One

[Jimbuna]

of the biggest problems

[TarJak]

facing the world today,

[Jimbuna]

is the rising numbers

[Gerald]

in human history, now

[Jimbuna]

that will be blind

[Reece]

when closing your eyes

[TarJak]

and opening your potatoes

[Gerald]

,take your fork and

[Jimbuna]

stick it up your

[Reece]

armpit for a nice

[Jimbuna]

piercing sensation akin to

[TarJak]

falling asleep at the

[Reece]

office toilet, this will

[Gerald]

follow basic toilets habits

[Jimbuna]

teaching the toilet duck

[Reece]

to flush after using

[Jimbuna]

Ye old rubber plunger

[Randomizer]

in the boss's coffee

[Jimbuna]

pot in the urinal

[Gerald]

which was a relief

[Jimbuna]

for the pain killer

[Gerald]

,ranked by effectiveness for

[Jimbuna]

the death it dealt

[Gerald]

,but global terror threat

[Randomizer]

and urinal mint supplies

[Jimbuna]

were a hot subject

[Randomizer]

but not as hot

[nikimcbee]

as Jim in Spandex:o

[BossMark]

and what shocking site

[Gerald]

,with new spicy videos

[BossMark]

which are very naughty

[Gerald]

but these pictures tell

[BossMark]

a story that's about

[Randomizer]

cats and hair balls

[Jimbuna]

in Vendors secret crypt

[Randomizer]

soon showing on YouTube.

[Rockstar]

Co-starring the Swedish chef


http://mhryvnak.net/images/humor/SwedishChef.jpg

[Randomizer]

and swarms of bees

[Reece]

just to make things

[BossMark]

a lot worse and

[Randomizer]

smell very bad. However

[TarJak]

you cut it we

[Reece]

still end up with

[Jimbuna]

a load of bollocks

[TarJak]

when posts are gibberish.

[Reece]

Just before bed Reece

[Flaxpants]

donned his nightie and

[Randomizer]

a bloodied butchers apron

[Reece]

then, lurking the streets,

[nikimcbee]

Jim turned several tricks

[BossMark]

into one big marvellous

[nikimcbee]

paycheck. Jim spent the

[BossMark]

biggest amount on beer

[nikimcbee]

from Australia. Fosters beer

[BossMark]

,but Carling is better

[nikimcbee]

than a rubber tire

[BossMark]

which is on fire

[Jimbuna]

in Vendors rear garden

[Reece]

, outraged he stripped off

[Jimbuna]

showing his latex garter

[Randomizer]

dancing to the sound

[Reece]

of wolf whistles and

[Flaxpants]

parading around like a

[Reece]

disgusting out of control

[Flaxpants]

cheap harlot, intent on

[Randomizer]

conquering the Known World.

[nikimcbee]

Reece started to sing