The Four Word Story Game

[Jimbuna]

in mint flavoured material

[Sailor Steve]

. The search turned up

[Randomizer]

a large, smelly dog

[Jimbuna]

made out of cider

[Sailor Steve]

who liked to drink

[Jimbuna]

from a wishing well

[Sailor Steve]

filled with Jack Daniels

[Jimbuna]

and his twin brother

[nikimcbee]

who looked a lot like

[Sailor Steve]

their old grandad. But

[Jimbuna]

was a really foul

[Flopper]

old crow. It would

[tomfon]

be a total waste

[Sailor Steve]

, yes, an absolut waste

[Reece]

to even consider this

[Jimbuna]

with a glass eye

[Reece]

and polished brass balls

[Jimbuna]

from the golden era

[TarJak]

of mesopotamian megalomania. Alliteration

[Jimbuna]

worked ideally for Chinese

[Flopper]

mai tais", Jimmy beamed.

[Jimbuna]

On the other hand

[Reece]

a bottle of Scotch!

[Jimbuna]

or a Welsh bottle

[Sailor Steve]

of Irish rye or

[Jimbuna]

a real Cornish pasty

[Reece]

with sauce and a

[Jimbuna]

side dish of giblets

[Reece]

Dowly's favorite dish. This

[Jimbuna]

was just the beginning

[tomfon]

of an endless struggle

[Jimbuna]

with illuminating candle wax

[Sailor Steve]

to overthrow the beauticious

[tomfon]

and mysterious stranger. The

[Jimbuna]

lord of the warren

[tomfon]

turned to look back

[Jimbuna]

to the front of

[tomfon]

a grey coloured lighthouse

[Sailor Steve]

which was really chartreuse

[nikimcbee]

,but he was colo(u)rblind

[Jimbuna]

from the neck down

[nikimcbee]

covered in maple syrup.

[Sailor Steve]

Mcbee licked it off

[nikimcbee]

, belched, then barked at

[tomfon]

his boss who was

[Sailor Steve]

trying to lick him.

[tomfon]

Unfortunately, the lighthouse is

[Reece]

guarded to stop tomfon

[Sailor Steve]

who, as everybody knows,

[Reece]

is a bit kinky

[TarJak]

with his handkerchief around

[Reece]

his limp wrist whilst

[Randomizer]

doing "things" with a

[nikimcbee]

traumatized krashkart. Mr Winky

[Reece]

has gone red with

[Jimbuna]

a hint of yellow

[tomfon]

brilliant light above him.

[Reece]

This light was actually

[Jimbuna]

from a gamma ray

[tomfon]

produced by particles' collision

[Jimbuna]

between two old cars

[tomfon]

but not old enough

[TarJak]

to illuminate the back

[tomfon]

and front side of

[Reece]

Tomfon's hairy carcass, Whammo!!

[Jimbuna]

For those of us

[TarJak]

without morals or money

[Jimbuna]

Queue up behind me

[Reece]

, and chewing gum inline

[tomfon]

,certainly be more aggressive!

[Randomizer]

Having left the pub,

[Jimbuna]

fall into the gutter

[tomfon]

that i like most

[AVGWarhawk]

including the alley cats

[Jimbuna]

with the crossed eyes

[tomfon]

reminding me of Garfield

[PhantomLord]

who welcomes me here

[Jimbuna]

with a sweet kiss

[tomfon]

saying, ''Welcome to the

[Jimbuna]

government sponsored lunatic asylum

[tomfon]

, a place for those

[PhantomLord]

who left their brain

[Jimbuna]

in a plant pot

[tomfon]

. With no brain left

[PhantomLord]

my head is light

[tomfon]

like a chicken's feather

[nikimcbee]

. The Dancing Queen, Jim

[Jimbuna]

danced all night long

[nikimcbee]

while tarjak had passed

[Reece]

Jim over to Mcbee,

[TarJak]

Reece and Tarjak drank

[Reece]

watching the queens dance

[TarJak]

merrily around subsim. Suddenly

[PhantomLord]

Chuck Norris showed up

[Jimbuna]

and ate an antelope

[tomfon]

which Reece had killed

[Jimbuna]

with a pocket watch

[TarJak]

and a tea strainer

[Jimbuna]

for a left footed

[Reece]

, tipsy big mouth drinking

[Jimbuna]

out of a bottle

[TarJak]

of eyebleach rinsed through

[Jimbuna]

with a cockroach sauce

[Reece]

. It was a yummy

[Jimbuna]

time for sick toads

[HunterICX]

while their wives where

[AVGWarhawk]

getting very busy with

[Jimbuna]

hiding the bat cave

[tomfon]

located near the lighthouse!

[PhantomLord]

Let´s take a walk

[tomfon]

to the golden beach

[PhantomLord]

along the strawberry river

[tomfon]

where the sun sets

[Jimbuna]

only in the darkness

[Reece]

of a full moon

[nikimcbee]

of Reece's bottom. Jim

[Reece]

saw Mcbee touching it

[PhantomLord]

gently with a whip

[Reece]

whilst batting his eyelids

[Jimbuna]

at a passing butterfly

[Reece]

that landed on Jim

[Jimbuna]

the cabbage patch doll

[tomfon]

known as, "The Ripper".

[Jimbuna]

The only sensible way

[tomfon]

to start a war

[Jimbuna]

in a paddling pool

[Reece]

is relieve yourself then

[Jimbuna]

pick a pumpkin pie

[AVGWarhawk]

and some ice cream

[Jimbuna]

from a bubblegum tree

[tomfon]

. Three thousand years ago

[Jimbuna]

I met your gene

[tomfon]

a harmless and intelligent

[Jimbuna]

piece of desert sand

[nikimcbee]

Jim wolfed down vegimite.

[PhantomLord]

When i was young

[nikimcbee]

, men were men and

[PhantomLord]

winters were damned cold

[nikimcbee]

Aussies used to run

[Flopper]

five miles just to

[Reece]

gasp and wheeze, then

[Jimbuna]

they bought a condom

[PhantomLord]

to hunt down bananas

[Task Force]

to shove in his

[Reece]

pocket for later use

[Randomizer]

with vaseline and several

[Reece]

fingers! Greatly relieved I

[Jimbuna]

went to the cinema

[Reece]

toilet, lucky because the

[Jimbuna]

wicked tooth fairy was

[Admiral8Q]

still on my mind

[Jimbuna]

and in my mouth

[KnightsCross]

seawater swelled up until

[Reece]

the tooth fairy drowned

[Jimbuna]

in a bath tub

[PhantomLord]

. Near the valley of

[Jimbuna]

the jolly green giant

[Reece]

a strange phenomenon unfolds,

[Task Force]

pigs started flying around

[Jimbuna]

the conning tower hatch

[lorka42]

Man the AA gun!!!

[Admiral8Q]

the drunkard said to

[Jimbuna]

the one eyed spider

[Reece]

Forget all that DIVE!!

[Jimbuna]

We used to prefer

[KnightsCross]

shooting tooth fairy's until

[VonHesse]

the keg was empty,

[Reece]

then we blew ballast

[Jimbuna]

right up the chimney

[Reece]

creating a large stink

[Jimbuna]

that was coloured pink

[tomfon]

. I crossed the seas

[Reece]

in my VIIb, it

[Jimbuna]

wasn't very long before

[Reece]

we engaged the enemy

[nikimcbee]

in a golden shower

[tomfon]

of water drops. Soon

[Jimbuna]

the dinner gong sounded

[Reece]

, Waiter!... I'd like an

[nikimcbee]

rabbit bread sandwich with

[Jimbuna]

a kangaroos testicle dressing

[nikimcbee]

vegimite, and a dallop

[Jimbuna]

of clotted frog spawn

[nikimcbee]

called "Green Pudding" in

[Jimbuna]

the prime of life

[nikimcbee]

Aussies will eat with

(who bloody proof read this!) me spellz gud

[Jimbuna]

a bloody good spanking

[nikimcbee]

from a famo(u)s kiwi

[Jimbuna]

as niki approaches 7000

[nikimcbee]

the spam truck approaches

[Jimbuna]

the iron sanatorium gates

[nikimcbee]

open, the band plays

[ubootcomrade]

Deutschland, Deutschland über alles

[Jimbuna]

in a parrot fashion

[tomfon]

. The band's conductor is

[Jimbuna]

a miniaturised effigy of

[tomfon]

Mr Bean's funny face

[Jimbuna]

on a postage stamp

[tomfon]

known as "Bean's stamp"!

[Jimbuna]

Whenever I think about

[tomfon]

why you keep spamming

[Jimbuna]

on a flying frog

[tomfon]

,you always think of

[ubootcomrade]

bears in erotic underwear

[Reece]

, these are good thoughts

[Jimbuna]

if you believe in

[nikimcbee]

, because you could be

[nikimcbee]

posting faster than Jim or

[Reece]

punished using five words

[TarJak]

with his punishing stick

[Reece]

whipping Mcbee with a

[nikimcbee]

kiss from Carrie Fisher

http://mimg.ugo.com/200710/15325/carrie-fisher-star-wars-episode-vi-return-of-the-jedi.jpg
(this one)

[Reece]

when 87 years old

[TarJak]

who is now 53.

http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/valleyfever/carrie.jpg

[nikimcbee]

Stop ruining my fantasy

[Reece]

dreams of other men

[TarJak]

and goats with hairy

[Reece]

horns and other wild

[TarJak]

and flowing parts nearly

[nikimcbee]

clogged up the hard-drive.

[Reece]

Meanwhile on fantasy island

[TarJak]

Jimbuna, Reece, McBee and

[Admiral8Q]

Jimbuna, Reece, McBee and

Admiral 8Q start looking for

[Jimbuna]

a place to flee

[Admiral8Q]

:)
. So they think up

[TarJak]

drastic plans for world

[Jimbuna]

cup fever in June

[TarJak]

resulting in total collapse

[Jimbuna]

of the garden wall

[Reece]

falling on the gnomes

[Jimbuna]

in the bat cave

[KnightsCross]

great scott Robin that's

[Jimbuna]

a nice looking tadger

[dogboat]

time for tea boy,s

[nikimcbee]

? No thank-you, I'd rather

[TarJak]

play tiddlywinks with my

[nikimcbee]

good friend Jimbuna and

[Jimbuna]

clean my knickers later

[Reece]

of the brown stains

[TarJak]

of coffee spilled yesterday.

[Reece]

TarJak decided to go

[Jimbuna]

to the halloween ball

[Reece]

as Morticia Adams, wearing

[TarJak]

dungerees smothered with sandpaper

[Reece]

a nice kinky outfit

[TarJak]

with no possible use

[Reece]

so it was removed

[Jimbuna]

by means of burning

[Herr-Berbunch]

revealing only a little

[Jimbuna]

bit of nasal hair