The Four Word Story Game

[Jimbuna]

when nobody is looking

[Gerald]

is not fair play

[Feuer Frei!]

and rather cheeky but

[Jimbuna]

Vendor obviously enjoys it

[Reece]

as do others here!

[Feuer Frei!]

The ballot was undeniably

[Jimbuna]

a third rate production

[Reece]

because the producer was

[Herr-Berbunch]

drunk on fermented melons

[Gerald]

which took two to

[Jimbuna]

one on first favourite

[Herr-Berbunch]

, with £50 that means

[Jimbuna]

I am a winner!!

[nikimcbee]

Bacon! Bacon! and more

[Herr-Berbunch]

In the outback Reece

[Gerald]

,Some folks call 'em

[nikimcbee]

"Reece "Twinkle-toes" the balerina(sP):dead:

[Herr-Berbunch]

"Reece "Twinkle-toes" the balerina(sP):dead:


pranced around like he

[Gerald]

was a prince,yes!

[Herr-Berbunch]

a prince in tutu

[nikimcbee]

you mean Prince Charles?

[Jimbuna]

no, Prince Of Wales

[Gerald]

Prince of Down Under!

[nikimcbee]

The prince of whales



(yes I meant to spell it that way:D)

[Reece]

yes I must confess
http://www.weird-websites.info/Ugly-People/fat-images/fat-man-cross-dresser-pink-skirt-fairy-gay-men-pictures.jpg

[nikimcbee]

Herr Berr said, "How

[Reece]

come I'm sexually aroused"

[nikimcbee]

McBee fainted from the

[Feuer Frei!]

head cold and the

[TarJak]

hand job he received

[Feuer Frei!]

from his old playmate

[Reece]

TarJak, but he wasn't

[Feuer Frei!]

up to it so

[Herr-Berbunch]

he went to sleep

[TarJak]

with Reece again. Contradicting

[Herr-Berbunch]

both everything and nothing

[Feuer Frei!]

, Reece decided to wake

[Reece]

TarJak who was dreaming

[TarJak]

about sleep. Reece contracted

[Jimbuna]

a very strong dose

[Feuer Frei!]

of insomnia and annoyed

[Herr-Berbunch]

everyone by talking nonsense

[Jimbuna]

similar to his mate

[Reece]

TarJak who was kissing

[Feuer Frei!]

the lamas and gorillas

[nikimcbee]

were slaughtered by battle-pugs.

[Jimbuna]

When you know who

[Reece]

is taking a bath

[Feuer Frei!]

be afraid, be very

[Jimbuna]

wary of those ducks

[TarJak]

that quack jokes all

[Feuer Frei!]

day long like the

[TarJak]

one about a duck

[Feuer Frei!]

, the duck of York

[Herr-Berbunch]

walked into a bar

[Feuer Frei!]

and saw little Bill

[TarJak]

and said that bill

[Herr-Berbunch]

owes him some money

[Feuer Frei!]

Mr Beauchamp wrote this

[Reece]

so he put his

[Herr-Berbunch]

cheque that her body



That's a 'check' to some of you

[Feuer Frei!]

was in fact Maddy's,

[Herr-Berbunch]

but he was disappointed!

[Feuer Frei!]

So, Reece then looked

[Herr-Berbunch]

up an old friend

[Feuer Frei!]

which was infact the

[Herr-Berbunch]

nefarious man known as

[Jimbuna]

little Dirty Dick Turpin

[nikimcbee]

, the scouser who ate

[Feuer Frei!]

one too many of

[Jimbuna]

the dog food sarnies

[Herr-Berbunch]

that Feuer Frei! loved

[Feuer Frei!]

. Mmmm, delicious and crunchy

[Herr-Berbunch]

was the celery that

[Feuer Frei!]

Reece had got caught

[TarJak]

his privates in his

[Feuer Frei!]

gate's padlock! CLICK, it

[TarJak]

went as he squeezed

[Herr-Berbunch]

more fresh orange juice

[Jimbuna]

out of the lemon

[Herr-Berbunch]

seller's fruity underwear. Australians

[Jimbuna]

like to wear lipstick

[Kaye T. Bai]

all over his saggy

[Herr-Berbunch]

sausage :o left by some

[TarJak]

deranged cross-dressing geordie

[Jimbuna]

in a pink tutu

[Herr-Berbunch]

going by the name

[Jimbuna]

of ****** better not :DL

[TarJak]

mention the war around

[Jimbuna]

the houses of parliament

[TarJak]

where HM Buffoons parade

[Herr-Berbunch]

naked and burn an

[Jimbuna]

effigy of a dalek

[TarJak]

plumbers mate whose marriage

[Feuer Frei!]

was a fake and

[Jimbuna]

went round the bend

[Herr-Berbunch]

and past the church

[Jimbuna]

next to the bakery

[Herr-Berbunch]

just to reach the

[Jimbuna]

end of the road

[Herr-Berbunch]

then take the footpath

[Jimbuna]

to the wishing well

[TarJak]

outside the pub where

[Jimbuna]

TarJak was lying pi$$ed

[nikimcbee]

face down in vegimite:o

[Jimbuna]

and dung beatle pee

[Herr-Berbunch]

- a usual Sunday morning

[Jimbuna]

phenonema for those cons

[nikimcbee]

who love alittle Reece

[TarJak]

butt in the morning.

[Herr-Berbunch]

Less hairy than TarJak's







(is it so wrong that TarJak is now in my phone's predictive text?) :o

[TarJak]

orangutan, Herr Berbunch tasted

[Jimbuna]

the fruit of love

[Herr-Berbunch]

fresh from Cindy Crawford

[TarJak]

's pet chimp, Bubbles, inherited

[nikimcbee]

from the crocodile hunter.

[Jimbuna]

He who dares wins

[Kaye T. Bai]

your mother and your

[Feuer Frei!]

brother were not even

[Herr-Berbunch]

up for a game

[Feuer Frei!]

of SUBSIM Sinkem alls.

[Herr-Berbunch]

The rules were simple

[TarJak]

Rule one: No pooftahs!

http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode22.htm#2

[Herr-Berbunch]

Rule Two: Do Not

[TarJak]

post gibberish unless you

[Herr-Berbunch]

are Swedish and also

[TarJak]

unable to help yourself

[Feuer Frei!]

in posting mindless threads

[Herr-Berbunch]

or repeating unnewsworthy news

[TarJak]

or incomprehensible four word

[Herr-Berbunch]

profanities that rhyme with

[Feuer Frei!]

insanities. The crux of

[nikimcbee]

of the problem was

[Feuer Frei!]

that the insanities were

[Herr-Berbunch]

all in the mind

[Jimbuna]

of a drunken skunk

[nikimcbee]

which was Reece's pet.

[Herr-Berbunch]

Another pet he'd had

[nikimcbee]

, a drunken wallaby and

[Jimbuna]

a cross eyed caterpillar

[Herr-Berbunch]

, both produced strange young

[Jimbuna]

bow legged tiny tots

[Feuer Frei!]

which admittedly were very

[Jimbuna]

similar looking to Feuer Frei!

[Herr-Berbunch]

with a hint of

[TarJak]

cinnamon, ginger and anchovies

[Feuer Frei!]

, a pinch of salt and

[Herr-Berbunch]

splashes of gentleman's relish

[Feuer Frei!]

. This all made a

[TarJak]

dish for Reece's delight

[Herr-Berbunch]

-ful first date with McBee

[Feuer Frei!]

The date went well

[Herr-Berbunch]

with another one arranged

[Feuer Frei!]

in 2 days time

[Herr-Berbunch]

which coincided with the

[Jimbuna]

soon expected royal wedding

[nikimcbee]

in which, Steed will

[Herr-Berbunch]

wear a white gown

[nikimcbee]

and Prince Charles will

[Jimbuna]

eventually lose his virginity

[Rockstar]

to someone named Shrek

[TarJak]

http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/781/jimshrek.jpg
or jimbuna to his friends.:03:

[Herr-Berbunch]

^:har:

Meanwhile, TarJak donned his

[TarJak]

boardshorts and blue singlet

[Herr-Berbunch]

after getting them dry-cleaned

[TarJak]

with Jack Daniels whisky

[Herr-Berbunch]

and soda, also he

[Jimbuna]

pointed pistols at TarJak

http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/4827/jimbunahitman.jpg (http://img10.imageshack.us/i/jimbunahitman.jpg/)

[TarJak]

which fired only blanks

[Jimbuna]

but Pennywise was unperturbed

http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/4237/jimpennywised.jpg (http://img17.imageshack.us/i/jimpennywised.jpg/)

[nikimcbee]

that her lover finally

[Herr-Berbunch]

admitted having sexual disease

[nikimcbee]

that turned his hair

[Herr-Berbunch]

grey, short and curly

[Jimbuna]

on the rear end

[Gerald]

of a car,for

[Jimbuna]

the greatest syntax error

[Gerald]

which constitutes an indirect

[TarJak]

tax on bread and

[Herr-Berbunch]

water, Jim's staple diet

[TarJak]

when not drinking brown

[Jimbuna]

dog from a bottle

[Gerald]

of beer,close to

[TarJak]

Jims flatulence. Freycinet Peninsular

[Jimbuna]

was a strange location

[Gerald]

but, people were happy

[Jimbuna]

in a party frock

[Herr-Berbunch]

made to Steed's specification

[TarJak]

and shared the load

[Jimbuna]

between the fat ass

[Gerald]

and frontal bone, which

[Rockstar]

bears no resemblance to

[Jimbuna]

the shape of things

[Gerald]

so the Society are

[TarJak]

disconnected from the reality

[Jimbuna]

of the truly disfunctional

[Gerald]

someone who is known

[Herr-Berbunch]

to Interpol and the

[Jimbuna]

world as only Vendor

[Gerald]

,which can make the

[Jimbuna]

rest of the world

[Gerald]

happy and relaxing so

[Jimbuna]

not to become bemused

[Herr-Berbunch]

with little dancing leprechauns

[Gerald]

are little make-believe fairies

[Jimbuna]

flying in your mind

[Gerald]

.Well,we have time

[Jimbuna]

to spread our wings

[Herr-Berbunch]

just like Icarus did

[Jimbuna]

when dressed as a

[Herr-Berbunch]

Lady Godiva-a-like, in Coventry

[Gerald]

Of course, the whole

[Herr-Berbunch]

City was bloody rubbish

[Rockstar]

but Vendor didn't mind

[Gerald]

because my mailbox works

[Jimbuna]

and punches 'very low'

[Gerald]

I sorry Jim,:cry:

Note:It was not my intention to be funny in this crisis situation.

[Rockstar]

but you're a heartless


<stirs the pot >

[Gerald]

,This is not me :nope:

[Jimbuna]

I sorry Jim,:cry:

Note:It was not my intention to be funny in this crisis situation.

Forget it...life is too short :sunny:

,This is not me :nope:

said the clockwork orange

[Gerald]

,that Stanley has done :DL

[Jimbuna]

wearing a bowler hat

[Feuer Frei!]

and red suspenders that

[TarJak]

would tolchock his yarbles

[Gerald]

while he was tolchocking

[TarJak]

his yarbles with his

[Feuer Frei!]

other four-fingered hand. This

[Gerald]

is an aversion therapy

Note: Hmmm...was not meaningful to make a repeat of the previous post .. this was wrong, sorry!

[Feuer Frei!]

. The therapy was conducted

[Jimbuna]

by the latest conductor

[Gerald]

which in turn gave

[Jimbuna]

a tube of smarties

[Herr-Berbunch]

as the booby prize

[Gerald]

who had a high

[Herr-Berbunch]

jump record at school

[Kaye T. Bai]

because he liked fondling

[Gerald]

Kaye T. Bai like it very

[Herr-Berbunch]

much, just like Vendor

[Gerald]

true, but no longer :nope:

[Herr-Berbunch]

, just much, much shorter

[Jimbuna]

with a two stroke

[Gerald]

.In the beautiful city

[Jimbuna]

of Tim Buck 'Two'

[Gerald]

and others, Communist Labour

[Herr-Berbunch]

party members round up

[Jimbuna]

and entice to join

[Gerald]

because they were packed

[Feuer Frei!]

with propaganda material from

[Gerald]

kangaroo and various species

[Feuer Frei!]

of native Fauna and Flora