The Four Word Story Game

[Jimbuna]

and a toffee crisp

[Spiced_Rum]

with sugar apple coating

[Jimbuna]

on the usual respondent

[Spiced_Rum]

to all night poker

[Jimbuna]

who continues almost relentlessly

[Spiced_Rum]

eating chips and shuffling

[Jimbuna]

without adding anything interesting

[Spiced_Rum]

to the forum again

[The Enigma]

. The 4 word story

[TarJak]

thread degenerated into gibberish

[BossMark]

which was meant for

[TarJak]

Swedish newshounds whose English

[Jimbuna]

left lots to be

[TarJak]

bewildered by the meaningless

[Jimbuna]

and nonsensical volume of

[TarJak]

news from unreliable sources

[The Enigma]

causing confusing amongst the

[TarJak]

less intelligent English cricketers

[The Enigma]

playing it faul again

[Fubar2Niner]

. Can you play cricket ?

[Jimbuna]

easily embarrassing the Aussies

[Spiced_Rum]

in Earls Court hotels

[Jimbuna]

where they meet sailors

[Spiced_Rum]

dressed as nuns and

[Fubar2Niner]

witchdoctors, which doctor? You

[Spiced_Rum]

could say, Dr Who?

[Fubar2Niner]

Or, "Ooheeehoohaahaah Tingtang wallawallabingbang"

[Spiced_Rum]

if universal translator broken

[Fubar2Niner]

do not pass go

[Spiced_Rum]

or collect two-hundred bucks

[Jimbuna]

from the donkey farmer

[Spiced_Rum]

with the big ass

[Jimbuna]

and the crooked tail

[The Enigma]

that made him look

[Jimbuna]

like a silly ass

[Spiced_Rum]

pinning the donkey's tail

[The Enigma]

, the poor guy disappeared

[Spiced_Rum]

kicked across the field

[The Enigma]

and ran away from

[Spiced_Rum]

the angry bull charging

[BossMark]

a fortune to look

[Spiced_Rum]

at his laughter lines

[TarJak]

around his rear end

[Jimbuna]

of the cattle farm

[The Enigma]

. At that farm he

[Spiced_Rum]

had a rifle range

[Jimbuna]

for blind kangaroo training

[Spiced_Rum]

to drive 4x4 trucks

[The Enigma]

to avoid jumping around

[Spiced_Rum]

in the darkness or

[Jimbuna]

anywhere around the house

[Spiced_Rum]

without adult supervision, except

[Jimbuna]

when visiting the loo

[Fubar2Niner]

small brown birds abound

[Jimbuna]

from the north east

[The Enigma]

getting closer and closer

[Jimbuna]

and closer and closer

[BossMark]

to another test win

[Spiced_Rum]

through multiple choice answers

[Jimbuna]

that were in multiples

[Spiced_Rum]

of right and wrong

[TarJak]

responses that made unfortunate

[Jimbuna]

consequences for Aussie cricketers

[Spiced_Rum]

studying quantum mechanics textbooks

[Jimbuna]

and lack of talent

[The Enigma]

causing them to loose

[Jimbuna]

the Lords second test

[Spiced_Rum]

by having false idols

[TarJak]

such as Bradman and

[BossMark]

Warne who liked to

[TarJak]

beat the poms regularly

[Spiced_Rum]

in custard pie throwing

[Jimbuna]

competitions at the creche

[The Enigma]

where the nanny acted

[Fubar2Niner]

like a goat toward

[Jimbuna]

the large pink elephant

[Fubar2Niner]

filled with horse dung!

[Jimbuna]

and strawberry flavoured yoghurt

[Fubar2Niner]

which was nice. Adolf...........!!!!

[Jimbuna]

only had one ball

[Spiced_Rum]

yet surprisingly good painter

[Jimbuna]

's are a rarity nowadays

[Spiced_Rum]

because photographs are quicker

[Jimbuna]

to alter in detail

[Spiced_Rum]

than detail the alter

[Jimbuna]

to match the curtains

[The Enigma]

in the cozy bathroom

[BossMark]

of Reece's who was

[Jimbuna]

lying starkers in bed

[Spiced_Rum]

stroking a snoozing Koala

[TarJak]

chocolate bar which melts

[Spiced_Rum]

slowly in the mouth

[TarJak]

of Hell, where BossMark

[BossMark]

was watching England thrash

[Spiced_Rum]

their old cars thoroughly

[TarJak]

with wicker basketry, made

[Spiced_Rum]

for strawberries and flowers

[Jimbuna]

in the fields of

[Spiced_Rum]

Elysium where heroic deeds

[Jimbuna]

are performed by pigeons

[Spiced_Rum]

in aerobatic formation flying

[Jimbuna]

around the cabbage patch

[Spiced_Rum]

whose butterflies colours astound

[Jimbuna]

even the blind people

[Fubar2Niner]

who cannot hear them

[Spiced_Rum]

still feel their voices

[Fubar2Niner]

with their big noses

[garren]

up in the air

[BossMark]

to smell the fresh

[Spiced_Rum]

carbon emissions pumped from

[Jimbuna]

the tramps sweaty sock

[Spiced_Rum]

used to filter moonshine

[Jimbuna]

in the dark forest

[Spiced_Rum]

where roaming wolves see

[Jimbuna]

Little Red Riding Hood

[Spiced_Rum]

squatting behind a tree

[garren]

playing with her umbrella

[Jimbuna]

squatting behind a tree

peeking at the soldier ants

[Spiced_Rum]

performing parade rehearsals for

[Jimbuna]

the pumpkins next birthday

[BossMark]

party which will be

[Spiced_Rum]

a celebration of magic

[Jimbuna]

and smoke and mirrors

[Spiced_Rum]

and enigma within puzzles

[The Enigma]

and solutions found within

[TarJak]

the porcelain bowl of

[The Enigma]

ridles to be solved

[Jimbuna]

by none other than

[TarJak]

the ludicrously ebullient manservant

[Jimbuna]

of his royal highness

[The Enigma]

The Enigma. Hurray, hurray!! :smug:

[Jimbuna]

said the freshwater turtle

[The Enigma]

and slowly moved away

[Jimbuna]

back into his bucket

[Spiced_Rum]

to catch the riptide

[Jimbuna]

with his false teeth

[Spiced_Rum]

held in with gum

[Jimbuna]

and a piece of

[Spiced_Rum]

an old flip flop

[Jimbuna]

belonging to a one-legged

[Spiced_Rum]

professional ball room dancer

[Jimbuna]

wearing a ginger wig

[Spiced_Rum]

to disguise her tatoos

[Jimbuna]

put there by Kilroy

[Spiced_Rum]

when fitting steel plates

[The Enigma]

and bolts to keep

[Jimbuna]

her plastic ears on

[BossMark]

while TarJak was crying

[Jimbuna]

over recent test results

[Spiced_Rum]

of water in beer

[u crank]

and beer on floor

[Spiced_Rum]

when carelessly spilt from

[Jimbuna]

a glass bottomed saddle

[u crank]

bag carried somewhat carelessly

[Jimbuna]

by the Aussie wicketkeeper

[garren]

by the Aussie wicketkeeper

is a really difficult

[TarJak]

to adequately describe without

[Spiced_Rum]

knowing correct Latin words

[TarJak]

for driving without steering

[Spiced_Rum]

wheel or license in

[TarJak]

a drugged state, uninsured

[Spiced_Rum]

reckless felon who needs

[TarJak]

to be incarcerated by

[Spiced_Rum]

brutal rabid police dogs

[Jimbuna]

and their crosseyed handlers

[The Enigma]

so he will never

[garren]

forget garren is boss

[The Enigma]

of the hen house

[garren]

of the hen house

over the hill and

[The Enigma]

behind the swamp

[garren]

behind the swamp

thing is a scary

[The Enigma]

place to be, so

[garren]

place to be, so

let us forgive those

[The Enigma]

ugly and mean looking

[garren]

ugly and mean looking

politicians like Nancy Pelosi

[Spiced_Rum]

whose kind hearted to

[Jimbuna]

oversee the changes here

[BossMark]

which are likely to

[Spiced_Rum]

upset the weak minded

[Jimbuna]

and those that annoy

[Spiced_Rum]

easily of government lying

[Jimbuna]

in the swimming pool

[Spiced_Rum]

filled with scented bubbles

[Jimbuna]

and green epoxy resin

[Spiced_Rum]

which made diving dangerous

[The Enigma]

a duck was killed

[Jimbuna]

by a mad donkey

[The Enigma]

that hated all ducks

[Jimbuna]

that weren't roasted first

[The Enigma]

. Donkeys prefer them over

[Jimbuna]

a bed of rice

[The Enigma]

, a matter of taste

[garren]

, a matter of taste

test the special soup

[The Enigma]

made by garren himself

[garren]

made by garren himself


even though it was

[The Enigma]

looking and smelling weird

[Spiced_Rum]

and lacked fried chicken

[The Enigma]

Garren took a sip

[Spiced_Rum]

and began spitting feathers

[Jimbuna]

because of the turkey

[Spiced_Rum]

splashing about the pan

[TarJak]

juices in his lap.

[Spiced_Rum]

"gobble gobble" the turkey

[Jimbuna]

said to the farmer

[TarJak]

's daughter, whose nightdress slipped

[Spiced_Rum]

out of her hand

[TarJak]

bad and onto her

[Spiced_Rum]

pet retriever's waiting mouth

[BossMark]

who went on to

[The Enigma]

try to catch the

[Spiced_Rum]

car keys and lipstick

[The Enigma]

then drove away fast

[Spiced_Rum]

tail wagging and head

[garren]

over to the local

[Spiced_Rum]

pet food supplier for

[Jimbuna]

not more fried chicken

[Spiced_Rum]

flavoured doggie treats to

[Jimbuna]

make it taste acceptable

[Spiced_Rum]

to any hungry hippo

[TarJak]

whose flatulence was enormously

[Spiced_Rum]

loud and stank like

[Jimbuna]

something I daren't describe

[TarJak]

without resorting to mime.

[Jimbuna]

Now the recent arrival

[The Enigma]

A Muppet news flash:

[Jimbuna]

that's an acceptable description

[The Enigma]

for a new story

[Jimbuna]

about the same old

[Spiced_Rum]

garbage repeated ad nauseam

[Jimbuna]

to create a false

[The Enigma]

feeling of security, it

[Spiced_Rum]

provided conspiracy theories for

[The Enigma]

even more suspicious minds

[Spiced_Rum]

afraid of the US

[The Enigma]

to come and arrest

[Jimbuna]

all second class citizens

[The Enigma]

a story made up

[Jimbuna]

by the rent collector

[Spiced_Rum]

whose paranoid mind freaked

[Jimbuna]

about reaching page 2000

[The Enigma]

and will continue to

[Jimbuna]

for at least another

[The Enigma]

2000 pages of rubbish

[Jimbuna]

and pure tittle tattle

[The Enigma]

some funny, some not

[Jimbuna]

some happy, some sad

[Spiced_Rum]

yet all sublime literature

[u crank]

eloquent, yet so meaningless

[Jimbuna]

to the broader populace

[Spiced_Rum]

whose opinions vary greatly