The Four Word Story Game

[Cybermat47]

Over Tory-less England

[BossMark]

which is a pain

[U570]

because they exist elsewhere

[The Enigma]

like in Alice's Wonderland.

[Jimbuna]

. The Mad Hatter sighed

[She-Wolf]

where's Superman? he wondered

[Jimbuna]

whilst chewing on a

[She-Wolf]

large wodge of spinach

[Jimbuna]

flavoured toilet tissue paper

[She-Wolf]

time for bed said

[Jimbuna]

the voice in his

[She-Wolf]

head. 'Ere! he replied

[Jimbuna]

what time is this

[The Enigma]

Time to go sleeping

[Jimbuna]

with the tree surgeon

[U570]

who went out on

[She-Wolf]

ah, Woody Allen, yes.

[TarJak]

In a pre-vegetative state,

[Jimbuna]

with his huge chopper

[Cybermat47]

That chopped up people

[Jimbuna]

the younger the better

[Cybermat47]

Growled the evil Jimbuna

[Jimbuna]

wearing his rubber onesie

[She-Wolf]

oooh! giggled the girl

[Jimbuna]

as her knickers started

[u crank]

to bunch up. This

[She-Wolf]

could be very interesting

[TarJak]

but alas, became boring

[Reece]

until the straps broke

[Cybermat47]

Revealing that Moby Dick

[U570]

was actually a stripper

[Cybermat47]

And policeman at the

[BossMark]

policeman's ball staring a

[TarJak]

cross-eyed farmer's daughter, whose

[Jimbuna]

beard needed a trim

[She-Wolf]

Oh dear she mumbled

[Jimbuna]

stepping on a caterpillar

[She-Wolf]

oh groo - squished goo!

[Herr-Berbunch]

I'll eat that later

[u crank]

said Reece, yum yum,

[Herr-Berbunch]

before turning to his

[The Enigma]

spouse asking her about

[BossMark]

his supper and then

[The Enigma]

starting to feel sick.

[She-Wolf]

Then the door opened

[TarJak]

revealing the last doughnut

[Cybermat47]

Was Bernard from SHIII.

[Jimbuna]

In the early days

[nikimcbee]

Reece was a size

[BossMark]

like never seen before

[Cybermat47]

, 2,000,0000 miles high, a

[She-Wolf]

stretched out sticky thing

[TarJak]

covered in golden rivets

[Jimbuna]

and decked with diamonds

[The Enigma]

all over. James Bond

[Jimbuna]

would often fondle him

[Gerald]

,so it happened that

[BossMark]

all was not well

[Jimbuna]

since the arrival of

[Gerald]

new species of lemurs

[Jimbuna]

from a foreign sanitorium

[BossMark]

in the land of

[Jimbuna]

if only we knew

[The Enigma]

let's say a place

[Jimbuna]

where nobody is understood

[BossMark]

like Australia and the

[TarJak]

United Kingdom. Surreptitiously secreting

[She-Wolf]

'fluffy animus koochie kookoo'

[Jimbuna]

and his side kicks

[She-Wolf]

the dung beetles of

[Jimbuna]

the house on the

[Herr-Berbunch]

River Kwai, near the

[Jimbuna]

fish and chip shop

[Herr-Berbunch]

couldn't swim, so he

[Jimbuna]

set out to fly

[Herr-Berbunch]

the Boeing 777 but

[Jimbuna]

the airbus was considerably

[The Enigma]

low on fuel so

[Troublous_Haze]

airbus continued without it

[Jimbuna]

and ran on gas

[She-Wolf]

you flatulent flying thing!

[Jimbuna]

said the trapeze artist

[nikimcbee]

who ate a banana

[Jimbuna]

whilst wearing a rubber

[The Enigma]

that made him look

[Jimbuna]

like the guy below

http://www.saynotocrack.com/img/fart_in_wetsuit.jpg

[The Enigma]

:haha:
He felt like a

[Jimbuna]

faart in a spacesuit

[BossMark]

which stunk like a

[The Enigma]

skunk. That suit made

[Herr-Berbunch]

TheEnigma all sweaty and

[AVGWarhawk]

loaded with a pile

[Herr-Berbunch]

of woodchips he visited

[BossMark]

his local church to

[Jimbuna]

build a large fire

[Mork_417]

and start stacking the

[The Enigma]

pile of wood chips

[BossMark]

to make a nice

[The Enigma]

and cozy fire to

[Jimbuna]

keep the flowers warm

[The Enigma]

. Suddenly a horrifying cry.....

[Jimbuna]

was heard in silence

[The Enigma]

so nobody turned up.

[Jimbuna]

. The bus was late

[U570]

and the beer flowed

[TarJak]

like cold black treacle.

[BossMark]

Which Reece liked to

[Reece]

feed to BossMark who

[Jimbuna]

wasn't quite old enough

[Mork_417]

to understand the one

[Jimbuna]

true side of the

[Mork_417]

left red eye patch

[Jimbuna]

work dolls frilly dress

[U570]

with lovely little flowers. :smug:

[Jimbuna]

set in plastic vases

[The Enigma]

So no water is

[Jimbuna]

needed for a massage

[The Enigma]

just some oil and

[Jimbuna]

a large plastic sausage

[The Enigma]

rubbed in by a

[Jimbuna]

jolly green giant type

[The Enigma]

that appeared to be

[BossMark]

worn away at the

[Reece]

base of his big

[Jimbuna]

buxom cross eyed monkey

[BossMark]

who was in a

[Jimbuna]

bit of a tizzy

[The Enigma]

mood. Apples, bananas and

[u crank]

and cake would not

[Jimbuna]

appease this angry primate

[u crank]

and his monkey business

[Jimbuna]

went from strength to

[nikimcbee]

eat boiled eggs, one

[Jimbuna]

stuck in his throat

[Reece]

but Niki soon got

[The Enigma]

yum yum he said,

[BossMark]

but he still felt

[The Enigma]

hungry. Searching for more

[U570]

Russians to shove down

[Reece]

the pipe, Jim decided

[Jimbuna]

to look for a

[BossMark]

pub and go for

[Jimbuna]

a good looking barmaid

[Herr-Berbunch]

rather than the ugly

[Armistead]

male bouncer like before

[The Enigma]

Luckily he found a

[Jimbuna]

bag of gold dust

[Armistead]

bag of gold dust

that was really full

[Herr-Berbunch]

, but he was dreaming

[AVGWarhawk]

of far off lands

[Mork_417]

Back in a time

[AVGWarhawk]

when men were men

[Jimbuna]

and sheep were worried

[AVGWarhawk]

so was the farmer

[Jimbuna]

regarding his beautiful daughter

[BossMark]

because she wanted to

[Reece]

serve a lamb roast

[Mork_417]

but had nothing to

[Jimbuna]

wear for the occasion

[Reece]

except a pair of

[Mork_417]

tangerines and some string

[Reece]

tied around Jim's big

[Herr-Berbunch]

end in his engine

[Jimbuna]

oil was leaking terribly

[AVGWarhawk]

and his shaft bent

[Wolferz]

all hell broke loose

[Jimbuna]

as the wankel engine

[AVGWarhawk]

sputtered to a halt

[Jimbuna]

outside the local asylum

[Herr-Berbunch]

luckily where he'd wanted

[BossMark]

to be as that

[Jimbuna]

was the precise place

[AVGWarhawk]

he thought he left

[Jimbuna]

that silly gibbering idiot

[AVGWarhawk]

back at the brewery

[Jimbuna]

where everybody remained sober

[VirtualVikingX]

for a little while.

[Reece]

After I sobered up

[u crank]

I realized that it

[Reece]

was all Jim's fault

[u crank]

as usual. Meanwhile back

[Reece]

in North Korea, Kim decided

[BossMark]

to piss off the

[Reece]

world by threatening to

[Jimbuna]

drop his frilly knickers

[Mork_417]

and brag about the

[Jimbuna]

colour of the skid

[BossMark]

marks in and around

[Jimbuna]

the holy nether region

[Reece]

, Kim's mummy was very

[u crank]

proud of her little

[Jimbuna]

pet poodle called tiddles

[BossMark]

that liked to chase

[Jimbuna]

after its own tail

[Reece]

until Kim decided to

[Jimbuna]

buy a toy rocket

[BossMark]

to fire at a

[Cybermat47]

Large man named Gregory

[Reece]

who had a huge

[Cybermat47]

Collection of spears, especially

[Jimbuna]

those made of plastic

[Reece]

, some were battery operated

[Mork_417]

others were two stroke

[Reece]

either way they pulsated

[BossMark]

and throbbed like a

[Jimbuna]

mouse on demon speed

[TarJak]

brewed in Jimbuna's meth-lab

[BossMark]

which was quite dangerous

[The Enigma]

but mostly for Jimbuna.

[Jimbuna]

Wherever did we begin

[Reece]

, let's go back there!!

[BossMark]

and start again from

[U570]

the start, quite obviously.

[Reece]

Jim was born in

[Jimbuna]

a land far away

[BossMark]

in Sunderland where he

[Gerald]

,is district of Tyne

[Jimbuna]

rid everyone of mackems

[The Enigma]

A policeman arrested Jimbuna.

[Jimbuna]

for being in possession

[Reece]

of TarJak's dirty undies

[Jimbuna]

and a box of

[Reece]

rotten eggs to throw

[Jimbuna]

at the bus shelter

[Reece]

hitting an old lady

[BossMark]

who happened to be

[Reece]

kissing BossMark, obviously they

[u crank]

were more than just

[Jimbuna]

granny and randy boy

[The Enigma]

or youngster and sissy

[Jimbuna]

or Bonnie and Clyde

[The Enigma]

and and and and

[Jimbuna]

some people can't conform

[Reece]

to a normal relationship

[u crank]

or tie their shoes

[Reece]

. Meanwhile u crank stole a

[u crank]

bicycle that BossMark had

[Reece]

stolen from Jim, he

[Cybermat47]

Ran over Tories with

[Reece]

it and jumped a

[BossMark]

rather surprised and shocked

[Jimbuna]

group of teddy bears

[Reece]

that were completely naked

[Jimbuna]

and making preparations for

[Reece]

an overseas trip to

[BossMark]

the Arctic and then

[The Enigma]

arrived in London instead.

[Jimbuna]

It is often said

[Reece]

by Jim the following: "

[Jimbuna]

bus is not ours