The Four Word Story Game

[stormrider_sp]

hobbits, elfs, faeries and men

[Jimbuna]

in only four words

[nikimcbee]

, Jim aced the math:haha:


(can geordies count higher than 5? hence the 4 word story game)

[Reece]

we were all amazed!

[Rockstar]

For his next trick

[Reece]

he will try subtracting

[nikimcbee]

five Fosters from tarjak's

[Reece]

private stash, however TarJak

[BossMark]

was not not happy

[Reece]

, he stewed over this

[Flaxpants]

blatant theft for days

[BossMark]

which took place at

[Flaxpants]

Tarjak's shearing station which

[BossMark]

took place on a

[Flaxpants]

Russian submarine, somewhere under

[Jimbuna]

the old oak tree

[Flaxpants]

north of clapham junction

[BossMark]

on the side walk

[Jimbuna]

next to the subway

[BossMark]

which is next to

[Reece]

a motorcycle club outside

[Jimbuna]

the fox and hounds

[BossMark]

pub which Tarjak was

[TarJak]

shouting beers for all

[Jimbuna]

those with a thirst

[Reece]

for pigswill and septic

[BossMark]

beer that tasted like

[nikimcbee]

Fosters, Tarjak's favorite beer.

[Jimbuna]

There was always only

[BossMark]

one way to do

[Rockstar]

Reece without him knowing



.

[Herr-Berbunch]

, chloroform was BossMark's choice. :yep:

[Jimbuna]

Grabbing his lace handkerchief

[nikimcbee]

Herr-Berr ran for his

[Jimbuna]

his new Barbie doll

[Reece]

but Rockstar got there

[Rockstar]

leaving Reece with Bossmark


:D


.

[Reece]

, so Rockstar got barbie

[Rockstar]

and Reece ravaged Ken


:O:


.

[Flaxpants]

Meanwhile, BossMark played with

[Reece]

Rockstar in the pool

[Flaxpants]

practicing their syncronised swimming

[Reece]

with their barbie dolls!

[BossMark]

but then we were

[Flaxpants]

wearing bikinis as well

[Reece]

, what a beautiful site

[BossMark]

it was to see

[Flaxpants]

beer bellys hanging over

[Reece]

tight fitting bathers and

[BossMark]

girls with nice bikinis

[Flaxpants]

running rapidly away. Reece

[Reece]

and Flaxpants ravaged them

[BossMark]

and it was quite

[Jimbuna]

s site to behold

[Flaxpants]

illegal what happened next

[Jimbuna]

to the ice-cream seller

[BossMark]

who got very annoyed

[Reece]

wearing pink panties trying

[danasan]

to avoid the next

[TarJak]

post of doom. Flaxpants

[Jimbuna]

underwent a successful lobotomy

[TarJak]

after reading the LOLBoot

[Jimbuna]

was out of eels

[BossMark]

so he went and

[TarJak]

jellied a few for

[Reece]

then scoffed them down

[BossMark]

with a pint of

[Jimbuna]

the old broon dog

[Reece]

. Later after throwing up

[danasan]

he managed to get

[BossMark]

to Dr Jim's surgery

[Jimbuna]

for a cat scan

[BossMark]

which was carried out

[Flaxpants]

in Jims kitchen. The

[Jimbuna]

queen of the fairies

[BossMark]

joined in, but only

[Jimbuna]

ran the serious risk

[Growler]

of upsetting the cat

[Jimbuna]

with the hair lip

[BossMark]

that belonged to Vendor

[Jimbuna]

the guy with the

[Growler]

cat on a hot

[BossMark]

tin roof, with a

[Growler]

scabrous collection of bawdy

[BossMark]

blondes dressed in skimpy

[Growler]

burkas and burlap socks

[Jimbuna]

made from lego blocks

[BossMark]

from Reece's toy box

[Growler]

trimmed their curly locks

[Jimbuna]

with brand new socks

[BossMark]

with very large clocks

[Jimbuna]

made out of blocks

[BossMark]

from Vendors backyard, then

[Jimbuna]

sold to old pirates

[TarJak]

said aaarrrrggghhh Jim Lad

[Reece]

said aaarrrrggghhh Jim Lad

"hop aboard me ship"

[BossMark]

and lets have some

[nikimcbee]

spice girls music. Reece

[Reece]

and Mcbee decided to

[nikimcbee]

sing a happy song

[Reece]

about BossMarks engagement to

[Flaxpants]

Tarjak. It went- "Oh!

[Jimbuna]

what a lovely fit

[Reece]

, and a handsome couple

[Growler]

but that silly git

[Herr-Berbunch]

just contracted some horrendous

[Reece]

venereal disease that caused

[Jimbuna]

virus from a local

[Growler]

brewery's pint glass at

[Jimbuna]

the floor cellar hatch

[Herr-Berbunch]

just under the rug

[Growler]

that used to be

[Jimbuna]

a bar beer mat

[Growler]

and not a meerkat

[Jimbuna]

with a limp leg

[Growler]

and a chocolate box

[nikimcbee]

, Growler, Reece, Herr-Berr, and

[Jimbuna]

all the merry men

[BossMark]

went on a boat

[Jimbuna]

load of drinking trouble

[Growler]

with the good beer

[BossMark]

and lashings of Vodka

[Growler]

that McBee shared with

[Jimbuna]

the puppy next door

[BossMark]

to Reece which was

[Jimbuna]

eating a ham sandwich

[nikimcbee]

covered in marshmellow topping.

[Jimbuna]

I remember the days

[nikimcbee]

when Dowly was not

[BossMark]

looking, people used to

[nikimcbee]

pour hair tonic in

[Jimbuna]

a jar of jam

[nikimcbee]

which they found under

[Reece]

BossMarks bed, it stank

[BossMark]

like an brothel, so

[Reece]

he called a few

[BossMark]

ghost busters to come

[Reece]

and fumigate the place

[Jimbuna]

with toxic nerve gas

[Growler]

but it had no

[Reece]

chance, the fumes intensified

[Growler]

and McBee's eyes teared

[Reece]

, it was too much

[Growler]

for even BossMark's iron

[TarJak]

ing board covered with doilies

[Growler]

that wilted like daisies

[Reece]

in the brown ooze

[Jimbuna]

eminating from his undies

[danasan]

in a complicated way

[Jimbuna]

as it dribbled down

[nikimcbee]

Gordon Brown's chin, Mugabe

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[BossMark]

is now on a

[nikimcbee]

shopping spree at the

[BossMark]

local supermarket looking for

[Growler]

Tesco's looters' blowout sale

[Herr-Berbunch]

of chavvy trainers and

[BossMark]

tracksuit with all the

[nikimcbee]

scousers following from behind

[BossMark]

shouting "Giz a job!"

[Jimbuna]

"I can do that"

[BossMark]

.Mean while Reece was

[Flaxpants]

inflating his sex toy

[BossMark]

so that he could

[Flaxpants]

impress his new girlfriend

[Jimbuna]

TarJak, with its mgnificence

[BossMark]

and beauty of his

[Herr-Berbunch]

dress he'd created especially.

[BossMark]

For this very speical

[Herr-Berbunch]

rubber doll, used for

[Reece]

hugging and kissing practice

[Growler]

as substitute for Reece

[Jimbuna]

in his pink basque

[BossMark]

and suspenders which TarJak

[Jimbuna]

had hand knitted especially

[BossMark]

for Reece and his

[Reece]

girlfriend BossMark!! This pleased

[BossMark]

all the community and

[Growler]

created an atmosphere of

[Jimbuna]

peaceful yet senile equilibrium

[Herr-Berbunch]

meaning that almost everybody

[Growler]

completely, but happily forgot

[Herr-Berbunch]

to tell Reece his

[BossMark]

bride was in fact

[Herr-Berbunch]

the aforementioned kinky doll

[BossMark]

which is now dressed

[Herr-Berbunch]

in Reece's cosplay outfit

[Growler]

of Man. U colors

[Herr-Berbunch]

and re-enacting Cantona's kick

[BossMark]

which is bloody marvellous :har:

[Growler]

considering the fuzzy handcuffs

[BossMark]

which Cantona had on

[Growler]

at the time. So

[BossMark]

off to jail he

[Jimbuna]

and his friend Kermit

[Growler]

D Frog and Miss

[Jimbuna]

Piggy D pink pig

[danasan]

left the scenery for

[Jimbuna]

a new vacation location

[TarJak]

South Shields park bench

[Reece]

where sheep graze and

[BossMark]

and all the wildlife

[Jimbuna]

have gone absolutely crackers

[BossMark]

this caused havoc, so

[Jimbuna]

the pigeons started nesting

[BossMark]

on Reece's head and

[Jimbuna]

were starved of nourishment

[TarJak]

but smothered in fertiliser

[Reece]

. Meanwhile Vendor was missing

[TarJak]

his milk and cookies

[Reece]

so Jim decided to

[BossMark]

go and find some

[Reece]

all he found was

[BossMark]

a dry biscuit with

[Reece]

vegemite spread on it

[BossMark]

so it was not

[Jimbuna]

all that nourishing really

[BossMark]

and it tasted like

[Reece]

reclaimed oil, but it

[BossMark]

was a small problem

[TarJak]

between his legs, that

[BossMark]

Reece decided to take

[Biggles]

out for a date

[BossMark]

which was no surprise

[Rockstar]

as Reece is known

[BossMark]

to go on a

[Jimbuna]

magical mystery tour occasionally

[nikimcbee]

engaged in debauchery like

[Jimbuna]

hunt the pink lipstick

[BossMark]

and Reece's old doll

[nikimcbee]

then off to breakfast.

[BossMark]

They bacon and eggs,

[nikimcbee]

and more bacon, panckes

[BossMark]

with mugs of tea

[nikimcbee]

with a side of

[Jimbuna]

the latest football game

[nikimcbee]

between NUFC and Arsenal

[BossMark]

which was not good

[Jimbuna]

not like Middlesbroughs result

[BossMark]

that was very bad :yep:

[Jimbuna]

for the digestive system

[nikimcbee]

fortunately spam cures all

[BossMark]

and nervous system. Meanwhile

[Jimbuna]

down on the ranch

[BossMark]

Reece and TarJak were

[Jimbuna]

riding the buckin bronco

[Rockstar]

two for one special

[BossMark]

which turned out very

[nikimcbee]

glossy. Jim opend a

[Biggles]

crate of Newcastle beer

[Reece]

pouring it over BossMark