The Four Word Story Game

[TarJak]

to mice and men

[Herr-Berbunch]

,and kinky with it,

[Gerald]

The 10 Weirdest Sexual

[Herr-Berbunch]

things Vendor's done - Reece



:O:
:o

[Jimbuna]

and the nine dwarfs

[Herr-Berbunch]

watched him intently, just

[Gerald]

now, we have ten

[Jimbuna]

one for each finger

[Herr-Berbunch]

, which pleased TarJak immensely,

[Jimbuna]

because he's all thumbs

[Gerald]

up, for more beer

[Rockstar]

to reduce their inhibitions

[Jimbuna]

and make more susceptible

[Gerald]

to sales messages, because

[Jimbuna]

it began looking like

[Herr-Berbunch]

a heavy shower outside

[Gerald]

curtain in the park

[Jimbuna]

just make anything up

[Gerald]

as they go along

[nikimcbee]

and buy a wankel

[Jimbuna]

better a two stroke

[Rockstar]

than a rotary anyday

[Jimbuna]

of the bleedin week

[Rockstar]

except on bowling nights

[Jimbuna]

when the balls are

[Reece]

swinging in the breeze

[nikimcbee]

. Prince Harry, Herr-Berr, Reece

[Rockstar]

are working as gigolos

[nikimcbee]

which was a known

[Reece]

fact, with luscious babes

[Gerald]

In Sheer Silk thongs

[Herr-Berbunch]

and very high heels

[Reece]

, very classy indeed! Meanwhile

[Gerald]

they are telling all

[Reece]

how excited they were

[Gerald]

to realize that someday,

[Reece]

they will fall pregnant

[Gerald]

If you're still wondering

[Herr-Berbunch]

how, it's Reece's dream!

[Jimbuna]

to have a section

[Reece]

of apple pie, this

[Gerald]

is a fruit pie

[Herr-Berbunch]

that he'll stick his

[Rockstar]

spoon in and scoop

[CCIP]

it in his mouth

[Jimbuna]

whilst whistling a tune

[Reece]

thus spitting pie all

[Jimbuna]

over his pet rabbit

[Reece]

that escaped from Elma Fudd,

[Herr-Berbunch]

the gweat wabbit hunter,

[Fish In The Water]

while falling down a

[Feuer Frei!]

big embankment snd catching

[Herr-Berbunch]

TarJak's horrible sexual disease

:doh:

[Feuer Frei!]

Tarjak refuted this by

[Herr-Berbunch]

climbing back up the

[Reece]

black hole but fell

[TarJak]

in love with his

[Reece]

mirror, this caused others

[TarJak]

to roast their chestnuts

[Herr-Berbunch]

in the open foyer

[Jimbuna]

of the picture hall

[Herr-Berbunch]

where Jim first met

[Jimbuna]

the king of brasil

[Herr-Berbunch]

nuts - Vendor, with a

[Reece]

huge crush on Jim's

[Feuer Frei!]

fan boys and their

[Herr-Berbunch]

idol, whom they wanted

[Jimbuna]

to follow whenever possible

[GoldenRivet]

So that they could

[Jimbuna]

always say that there

[Herr-Berbunch]

was an alibi for

[Jimbuna]

being a pest again

[Herr-Berbunch]

and for doing much

[TarJak]

was nothing worth saying

[Jimbuna]

or of any value

[TarJak]

greater than 50p. Tangentially

[Herr-Berbunch]

is a big word



:O:

[TarJak]

he forgot editing posts

[Herr-Berbunch]

so TarJak looks stupid

[Jimbuna]

in a woollen hat

[TarJak]

when worn to bed

[Herr-Berbunch]

also in Reeces basque

[Reece]

, a kinky thing indeed!

[TarJak]

Regurgitated from HBB's mouth

[Herr-Berbunch]

was last nights curry

[Jimbuna]

a very mild korma

[Herr-Berbunch]

infused with prawn phal

[Jimbuna]

from an octopus' orifice

[Herr-Berbunch]

next to the kitchen

[Jimbuna]

just down the hallway

[Herr-Berbunch]

, out the front door,

[Jimbuna]

and over the road

[Herr-Berbunch]

just left of the

[TarJak]

spare testicle Berbunch swallowed

[Reece]

that was flyblown. Meanwhile

[Herr-Berbunch]

Reece won drag queen

[Jimbuna]

Of The Day Award

[TarJak]

with Vendor as runner

[Herr-Berbunch]

up, wearing his favourite

[Fish In The Water]

frilly little pink frock

[Rockstar]

trimmed with white lace

[Herr-Berbunch]

and wooed the judges

[Rockstar]

with a pole dance

[Herr-Berbunch]

and a trip backstage

[Jimbuna]

in the dressing room

[Herr-Berbunch]

to earn his place

[TarJak]

in the backseat of

[Jimbuna]

the physios passion wagon

[Rockstar]

parade down main street.

[nikimcbee]

The flamingos and the

[TarJak]

pelicans deployed their wet

[Snestorm]

droppings above the crowd

[Flaxpants]

from a high altitude

[Herr-Berbunch]

accurately hitting their targets

[Flaxpants]

Tarjak and Vendor- both

[Jimbuna]

were covered in crap

[TarJak]

umbrellas. Crocodillian lifestyles abound

[Jimbuna]

for those 'snappy' dressers

[Herr-Berbunch]

including matching croc-skin handbags

[Jimbuna]

designed by Jimmy Nail

[Herr-Berbunch]

after borrowing Jim's shoes

[Jimbuna]

made from crocodile skin

[Herr-Berbunch]

and cheap, nasty plastic

[Jimbuna]

clothes pegs borrowed from

[Herr-Berbunch]

Frau-Berbunch's kinky night-in drawer

[nikimcbee]

, where Steed is locked

[Herr-Berbunch]

in by mischievous McBee

[Jimbuna]

following those that miss

[Reece]

reading all this crap

[nikimcbee]

, such as, mcbee, Reece

[Flaxpants]

Jimbuna, Tarjak, Vendor and

[Reece]

Herr-Berbunch!! but then such

[Flaxpants]

imbeciles can't be expected

[Herr-Berbunch]

to read Flaxpant's crap

[Flaxpants]

which would be way

[Herr-Berbunch]

too basic for them

[Flaxpants]

, apart from Herr-Berbunch who

[Jimbuna]

knew the new man

[Flaxpants]

and took pity on

[TarJak]

her bad behaviour. Engineering

[Reece]

a juicy plot to

[Herr-Berbunch]

become the nude king

[TarJak]

Flaxpants disrobed inappropriately before

[Herr-Berbunch]

Princess Eugenie suffered stroke

http://www.tvgasm.com/wp-content/uploads/hat8-princess-beatrice-hat.jpg

[Jimbuna]

from 'silly hat' disease

[Reece]

, and this ends another

[Flaxpants]

chapter in the ongoing

[Feuer Frei!]

saga about Reece's rants.

[Flaxpants]

If you turn left at

[Reece]

Albuquerque you will find

[Herr-Berbunch]

five words, not four,

[Flaxpants]

apologies dear man! I

[Herr-Berbunch]

had a beer or

[Flaxpants]

seven for lunch, and

[Reece]

later puked it up

[Flaxpants]

in my dinner. Now

[Reece]

I need a big

[Feuer Frei!]

flask of port to

[Reece]

freshen up then I

[Herr-Berbunch]

I shall go to

[Feuer Frei!]

the Mardi Gras and

[Jimbuna]

make a complete fool

[TarJak]

pre-school where I have

[Herr-Berbunch]

just met George Bush

[TarJak]

repeating for our fifteenth

[Jimbuna]

viewing of Neighbours again

[TarJak]

recycling plotlines from ancient

[Herr-Berbunch]

Geordie dialect, including the

[Jimbuna]

fog on the tyne

[Reece]

that drifts over the

[Jimbuna]

mud flats at jarrow

[Herr-Berbunch]

similar, in fact, to

[Jimbuna]

my garden fish pond

[Reece]

full of stagnant water

[Flaxpants]

and empty rum bottles

[Jimbuna]

not forgetting the peppermint

[Flaxpants]

scented ladies underwear, which

[Jimbuna]

had a strange sense

[Flaxpants]

of something fishy.....something

[Herr-Berbunch]

fresh around my big

[Flaxpants]

filing cabinet. Grandmother grabbed

[Reece]

those horrible things dangling

[Flaxpants]

beneath her skirt. They

[Reece]

often swung when she

[Herr-Berbunch]

danced around the pole

[Jimbuna]

and the blind german

[Reece]

getting struck in the

[Flaxpants]

chops with a swinging

[Herr-Berbunch]

couple from next door

[TarJak]

rubbed the lotion on

[Reece]

, sat down, then lifted

[TarJak]

his skirts for a

[Flaxpants]

right seeing to, and

[Feuer Frei!]

fainted in the process

[Jimbuna]

of crossing his eyes

[TarJak]

, knees, elbows, ankles and

[Herr-Berbunch]

pretty much everything else

[Reece]

before taking a bath

[Flaxpants]

with his neighbour who

[Herr-Berbunch]

was in jail for

[Flaxpants]

unmitigated ugliness. Various theories

[Reece]

came to light but

[Jimbuna]

the soap wore thin

[Reece]

when applied to the

[Herr-Berbunch]

inside of the nun's

[Reece]

dress but that is

[TarJak]

shocking to all but

[Herr-Berbunch]

Reece who was hiding

[TarJak]

his buttocks from Jimbuna

[Herr-Berbunch]

. If only Reece'd pay

[TarJak]

for his beers, we

[Herr-Berbunch]

would be really shocked

[TarJak]

if he shouted everyone

[Herr-Berbunch]

"The drinks on me!"

[TarJak]

as he spills it

[Reece]

on Herr-Berbunch's lap. Later

[TarJak]

lapping it up from

[Herr-Berbunch]

said lap was Cindy

[Jimbuna]

fleece lined trench coat

[TarJak]

with a plastic mac

[Herr-Berbunch]

was all she wore

[CCIP]

because she wanted to

[Jimbuna]

entice the young vicar

[Feuer Frei!]

to come forward and

[Jimbuna]

expose his inner thoughts

[Feuer Frei!]

about the Submarine flying

[TarJak]

races, held on Mars

[Feuer Frei!]

, watched by thousands every

[CCIP]

time on TV with

[Reece]

free popcorn and plenty

[Feuer Frei!]

of Mars Lager. The

[TarJak]

lethal combination of Newcastle

[Feuer Frei!]

's biodegradable plastic bags and

[TarJak]

brown ale brewery waste

[Feuer Frei!]

made for a great

[Herr-Berbunch]

milk substitute for babies

[TarJak]

pie filling for Jimbuna

[Reece]

who craved the sludge

[Feuer Frei!]

and bathed in it

[Rockstar]

to remove his festering

[nikimcbee]

toe. The Quagga that

[Herr-Berbunch]

word, McBee made up,

[nikimcbee]

is a real word.

(sounds like some ozzy:D animal, but it's not from there:D)

[Herr-Berbunch]

meaning 'impotent dwarf' in

[nikimcbee]

welsh, but in French

[Reece]

means nothing whatsoever, so!!

[nikimcbee]

Herr-Berr and his quagga

[Reece]

decided to get hitched

[CCIP]

and went to Vegas

[TarJak]

with a quokka from

(Real Aussie animal)