The Four Word Story Game

[Jimbuna]

testicular pepper pot shaker

[Sailor Steve]

and dangly spider-shaped

[Jimbuna]

eyelashes stuck on with

[AVGWarhawk]

super glue containing glitter

[Randomizer]

and fetid rodent droppings.

[Flopper]

"Those are capers, not

[AVGWarhawk]

road apples you crazy

[Jimbuna]

scented toilet roll papers

[Sailor Steve]

-stuffing git!" So he

[Randomizer]

collected vile and smelly

[Sailor Steve]

jelly beans that had

[Jimbuna]

been hidden up his

[AVGWarhawk]

hairy nostrils and began

[Flopper]

plucking them out and

[Jimbuna]

coating them with a

[Sailor Steve]

dark gooey salve. Then

[Randomizer]

the xebec's head exploded

[Jimbuna]

into a thousand mosquitos

[AVGWarhawk]

that began to infest

[Randomizer]

the orgasmic onion eater

[AVGWarhawk]

who really enjoyed eating

[Sailor Steve]

orgasmic onions. You thought

[Randomizer]

Steve might write something

[Sailor Steve]

original, but he sometimes

[AVGWarhawk]

words just escape him

[TarJak]

and originality dies quietly

[Jimbuna]

like a virgins reputation

[TarJak]

with incomprehensible grammatical errors

[Sailor Steve]

. Speaking of virgins, I

[TarJak]

knew one once but

[Jimbuna]

she needed a good

[Flopper]

crib and a bottle.

[Randomizer]

Meanwhile, over at the

[Task Force]

batcave, Batman and Robin

[Randomizer]

dined upon rancid vindaloo

[Snestorm]

which was gotten from

[Jimbuna]

that jimbuna had left

[Snestorm]

on the toilet seat

[Jimbuna]

for someone to eat

[Reece]

, again Randomizer tucks in

[Lord Justice]

with a hearty desire

[Snestorm]

to watch what was

[Reece]

the biggest binge yet!

[Snestorm]

So, off they went

[Randomizer]

for vindaloo and lagers

[TarJak]

until Reece's round when

[Randomizer]

his credit card bounced

[Reece]

decided to gamble for

[Snestorm]

it, and walked off

[Reece]

snubbing TarJak at his

[TarJak]

driest. Jimbuna's beer was

[Reece]

warm and flat so

[TarJak]

Reece refilled it from

[Reece]

the local toilet cistern

[TarJak]

and swallows the lot.

[Snestorm]

, which did not make

[TarJak]

sense as he prefers

[Reece]

a nice cold Fosters

[Snestorm]

was being heated up

[Admiral8Q]

by the bon fire

[Reece]

then shaken for Jim

[Jimbuna]

by a sexy kangaroo

[Flopper]

in a bikini with

[Jimbuna]

a polka dot design

[Reece]

Jim fell in love

[Jimbuna]

with all that beer

[Reece]

and spoken with relief!

[Randomizer]

The beer ran out

[Reece]

so Jim ran to

[Jimbuna]

the cabbage patch doll

[Randomizer]

; She'll buy him beer!

[Jimbuna]

just so long as

[Sailor Steve]

she's underage, Jim thought

[Jimbuna]

better not tell Steve

[Reece]

, too late, Steve is

[Randomizer]

checking her I.D. and

[Reece]

thinks what the heck,

[Jimbuna]

I'll have a go

[Reece]

, caught by a bobby!

[Randomizer]

While all this happened

[Jimbuna]

the trees began talking

[Reece]

giving away the dirty

[Randomizer]

little secret recipes for

[Reece]

all sorts of erotic

[Jimbuna]

types of chewing gum

[Reece]

, juicy flavors include these:

[Jimbuna]

snakes eye and grass

[Randomizer]

widows. Bad enough but

[Jimbuna]

the snot goblin flavour

[Lord Justice]

of thirsty rotten rascals

[Jimbuna]

spoke in foreign tongues

[TLAM Strike]

"Hoooga Booga" it said.

[Randomizer]

Which, loosely translated means

[Reece]

really chewy rubbery snot,

[nikimcbee]

but in klingon it

[Randomizer]

is a polite greeting.

[nikimcbee]

Chapter three: The Beast

[Reece]

from an abandoned Klingon

[Randomizer]

septic tank, looked out

[Reece]

with green bloodshot eyes

[nikimcbee]

from a night of

[Reece]

a full moon, there

[TarJak]

appeared a great green

[HunterICX]

pimple between the eyes

[Reece]

it beckoned a squeeze

[Jimbuna]

and a kissy cuddle

[Reece]

of the hairy beast,

[TarJak]

with legless arms and

[Jimbuna]

even some armless legs

[TarJak]

flailing harmlessly around the

[Reece]

floor of Jims house

[Jimbuna]

located in Outer Mongolia

[Reece]

where bigfoot lives. After

[Jimbuna]

a period he farted

[Reece]

, Jim struck a match

[Randomizer]

causing a colossal detonation

[HunterICX]

that shook the earth.

[Jimbuna]

Whilst we were sleeping

[Randomizer]

with the hairy beast

[Jimbuna]

and its horrid keeper

[Flopper]

of all things foul,

[Jimbuna]

the three eyed TarJak

[Randomizer]

planned world domination for

[Jimbuna]

every cockroach in jail

[Reece]

twas an awesome sight,

[Randomizer]

conquering convict cockroaches concentrating

[Reece]

on the stinky ones

[TarJak]

releasing them on unsuspecting

[Reece]

suckers like Randomizer and

[TarJak]

Reece. Jimbuna and SailorSteve

[Reece]

tripped TarJak who fell

[Randomizer]

into the foulest latrine

[TarJak]

making a splash covering

[Reece]

those near with vile

[Randomizer]

bits of digested beast.

[Reece]

Regrouping we decided to

[Randomizer]

have some beers before

[Jimbuna]

we turned into fairies

[Reece]

I donned my tutu

[Jimbuna]

I donned frilly knickers

[Reece]

we danced gayly with

[Jimbuna]

TarJak as our bitch

[TarJak]

making cocoa for all.

[Jimbuna]

The cocoa bitch smiled

[TarJak]

opening fire using AK47

[Jimbuna]

marshmallow biscuits for ammunition

[TarJak]

scoring hits on mouths

[Jimbuna]

bigger than the Hawkesbury

[Reece]

. Refreshed we decided to

[Jimbuna]

go out penguin hunting

[Reece]

still in our tutu's

[Jimbuna]

until we were spotted

[Randomizer]

by the Lizard Queen

[Jimbuna]

better known as Reece

[Sailor Steve]

. Queen Reece shot us

[Jimbuna]

with loads of penicillin

[Randomizer]

flavoured chocolates that were

[Sailor Steve]

both healthy and delicious

[Jimbuna]

if you were backward

[Randomizer]

and had no tastebuds.

[Reece]

Jim kissed the queen

[HunterICX]

on live television, the

[Reece]

crowd roared... More! More!

[Jimbuna]

and even More! More!

[Reece]

So Jim slowly stripped,

[TarJak]

the paint from his

[Jimbuna]

bathroom scales in the

[TarJak]

barroom filled with bottles

[Reece]

of metho and orange-juice

[Jimbuna]

to satisfy the thirst

[Reece]

, now drunk we staggered

[HunterICX]

towards the stadium again

[Jimbuna]

to itness the Dutch

[Randomizer]

chocolate eating marathon continue

[Jimbuna]

in the tulip fields

[Reece]

till exhausted!
NEXT CHAPTER:

[TarJak]

It was a dark

[Reece]

and stormy night when

[TarJak]

the all enveloping fog

[Randomizer]

destroyed human life except

[Reece]

for ghosts and wildlife,

[Jimbuna]

down on the farm

[HunterICX]

Piggy the Pig was

[Jimbuna]

a right little pig

[Reece]

Porky the pork was

[HunterICX]

porky, Swiny the Swine

[Reece]

was an evil spirit

[Jimbuna]

living in Hunters pants

[AVGWarhawk]

that would make him

[Randomizer]

crave bacon sandwiches and

[Jimbuna]

scratch his piles regularly

[Reece]

pulling twitchy funny faces

[TarJak]

whilst repeatedly dialing unlisted

[Reece]

numbers to see if

[TarJak]

Jimbuna's Teamspeak is on.

[Reece]

Meanwhile the evil gas

[nikimcbee]

that only a dog

[Reece]

endures, wafted into town

[Randomizer]

on angel's wings with

[Reece]

stinky power, the mayor

[Jimbuna]

was a child molestor

[Reece]

becoming stinky's main target,

[Jimbuna]

meant you were in

[TarJak]

trouble with the law

[Jimbuna]

not only your virginity

[Reece]

was at stake but

[TarJak]

your steak was your

[Reece]

beefy thing in hand

[TarJak]

. Calamari never tasted as

[Reece]

fishy as this before

[Jimbuna]

we went to bed

[Reece]

and closed this chapter!:wah:

[TarJak]

Once upon a time

[Randomizer]

the evil aardvark plotted

[TarJak]

waypoints to the target

[Jimbuna]

in the dark marshes

[Flopper]

of mallows, creepily tiptoeing

[lorka42]

when suddenly, he became

[Reece]

aware that someone was

[Jimbuna]

squatting, having a crap

[Reece]

, this is good he

[Randomizer]

thought, when suddenly a

[Reece]

disgusting stench filled his

[Jimbuna]

bright orange picnic hamper

[Reece]

, everything tasted like sh!t

[Jimbuna]

on a sh!tty day

[Reece]

, still the birds were

[Jimbuna]

still high on drugs

[TarJak]

like paracetamol and iboprufen

[Reece]

. Pauline says, please explain!!

[TarJak]

and sells her house

[Randomizer]

to the drunken Elves

[Reece]

who belch causing lethal

[TarJak]

dwarves to expunge her

[Reece]

, exploding fish and chips

[TarJak]

and racist comments all

[Reece]

burst forth like a

[HunterICX]

storm of sealed anger

[Reece]

hitting TarJak where it

[TarJak]

lost interest in continuing.

[Reece]

And another chapter closes!:oops:

[Jimbuna]

Yet another one begins :DL

[Flopper]

on a distant planet.

[Jimbuna]

far far away in

[Reece]

the outer reaches of

[TarJak]

Uranus, tiny molecular instruments

[Reece]

merged together to form

[Blood_splat]

a crazy oil spill

[TarJak]

that spread over the

[Reece]

space ship hull causing