The Four Word Story Game

[Tango589]

Only if you're Bossmark.

[Eichhörnchen]

"Four little words", said

[Tango589]

the Duke of Edinburgh

[Eichhörnchen]

"Just to say how

[Tango589]

I like eating cheese

[Fubar2Niner]

and braised pheasant hearts

[Eichhörnchen]

in a custard sauce".

[Jimbuna]

Tins of tartan paint

[Fubar2Niner]

littered the badgers burrow

[Jimbuna]

in the sleazy outpost

[Eichhörnchen]

they inhabited down by

[Harvs]

the Ministry for Housinge

[Jimbuna]

and wet herring enthusiasts

[Harvs]

collected buckets of water

[Fubar2Niner]

in knotted string vests

[Harvs]

with the knots undone

[Tango589]

and dipped in kerosene

[Jimbuna]

for that warm feeling

[Tango589]

that you only get

[Jimbuna]

when the kerosene ignites

[Harvs]

and your skin bubbles

[Fubar2Niner]

and your backside puckers

[BossMark]

all because the lady

[Tango589]

refused to give you

[Harvs]

a cat skin coat

[Tango589]

or hippopotamus hide socks

[Harvs]

she darned herself using

[Jimbuna]

a wooden barge pole

[Harvs]

she kept up her

[Jimbuna]

moustache with leather straps

[Harvs]

tied around her ears

[Tango589]

in a large bow

[Eichhörnchen]

making her look like

[Tango589]

a prize-winning numpty

[Jimbuna]

at a jazz session

[Harvs]

where they played polka

[Jimbuna]

with a hairy baboon

[Fubar2Niner]

and large inflatable brontosaurus

[Kaptlt.Endrass]

that happened to have

[Fubar2Niner]

small baby parrots inside

[Jimbuna]

a small wooden cage

[Fubar2Niner]

built by swiss woodlice

[Harvs]

And ink stamped ikea

[Kaptlt.Endrass]

mattresses that smelled of

[Fubar2Niner]

swiss wensleydale and gorgonzola

[BossMark]

cheese which was also

[Tango589]

the cheese of doom

[Jimbuna]

death and certain destruction

[Harvs]

upon eating said cheeses

[Jimbuna]

whilst on the throne

[Tango589]

of Good Queen Bess

[Jimbuna]

with the hairy chest

[BossMark]

and very bad wind

[Harvs]

tunnel aerodynamics causing mayhem

[Tango589]

with a Scotsmans' kilt

[Harvs]

making ladies everywhere swoon

[Tango589]

especially when they see

[Harvs]

the first prize ribbon

[Eichhörnchen]

on a hairy gibbon

[Jimbuna]

wearing a silk sporran

[Fubar2Niner]

and well rounded castanets

[Harvs]

complimenting his crown jewels

[BossMark]

on how not to

[Harvs]

make friends that way

[Tango589]

unless you're buying dinner

[Jimbuna]

for a greedy pig

[Eichhörnchen]

down on the farm.

[Tango589]

Dave (the vindictive postman)

[BossMark]

and his black and

[Harvs]

blue wife were down

[Tango589]

but not out of

[Harvs]

the fight yet,Dave

[Tango589]

swung a mean handbag

[Harvs]

and his wife ducked

[Jimbuna]

a right hand jab

[Harvs]

and followed up with

[Eichhörnchen]

a painful nipple-tweak,

[Harvs]

and a Chinese burn

[Jimbuna]

from a hot wok

[Harvs]

thwown fwom a twain

[Eichhörnchen]

(which reminds me, I

[Tango589]

need some new socks)

[Jimbuna]

to put in someones

[Harvs]

left hand back pocket

[Jimbuna]

to go with their

[Harvs]

ginger coloured catskin mittens

[Tango589]

which are definitive proof

[Jimbuna]

that Claude Balls invented

[Tango589]

a bowler hat with sleeves

[Jimbuna]

all five of them?

[Tango589]

No, it was six.

[Eichhörnchen]

Winnie the Pooh woke

[Jimbuna]

after a terrible misunderstanding

[Eichhörnchen]

to find himself laying

[Jimbuna]

in a maidens lap

[Harvs]

with tigger watching from

[Tango589]

his special hiding place

[BossMark]

in the cupboard, also

[Eichhörnchen]

containing a drooling donkey

[Jimbuna]

and a pit pony

[Eichhörnchen]

(Eeyore, plus friend Bumsore)

[Jimbuna]

were a queer couple

[Eichhörnchen]

with four legs each,

[Jimbuna]

and a weird shaped

[Eichhörnchen]

ill-fitting cap of

[Harvs]

dubious origin, in fact

[BossMark]

it looked very odd

[Tango589]

when worn inside out

[Harvs]

and upside down, silly

[Eichhörnchen]

silly, silly old bear.

[Tango589]

The next flight departs

[Harvs]

sooner than you think

[Eichhörnchen]

so get your stuff

[Jimbuna]

sent via carrier pigeon

[Tango589]

to the home of

[BossMark]

Jim who was drinking

[Jimbuna]

a rum and peppermint

[jacobston]

scented bottle of unknown

[Harvs]

perfume made by the

[jacobston]

elves behind his toilet

[BossMark]

who are thinking about

[Aktungbby]

royal flush poker hands

[Tango589]

and plates of sandwiches

[Harvs]

stale to the touch

[Jimbuna]

and most foul smelling

[Fubar2Niner]

but interestingly rather appetizing

[jacobston]

if you happen to

[Jimbuna]

be devoid of senses

[Aktungbby]

while munching rotted haggis

[BossMark]

and stale cheese and

[Harvs]

soggy crackers with weevils

[Aktungbby]

,neeps, tatties, and drams

[Harvs]

of the sacred water

[Jimbuna]

running through sewage pipes

[Harvs]

down to English pubs

[Eichhörnchen]

where this story ends.

[Harvs]

But wait theres more

[Eichhörnchen]

crappy pubs in Australia

[Harvs]

than there are drinkers

[Eichhörnchen]

who'll drink in public,

[Harvs]

public toilets that is

[Eichhörnchen]

(meeting places favoured by

[Harvs]

George Michael fans worldwide)

[Eichhörnchen]

and in the outback

[Harvs]

where the natives live

[Jimbuna]

with the drop bears

[Harvs]

and wombat speed humps

[Eichhörnchen]

driving marsouped-up trucks

[Jimbuna]

on the air waves

[jacobston]

and off rainbow road

[nikimcbee]

of love and good

[Jimbuna]

will to all monkeys

[The Enigma]

eating bananas while climbing

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/XWkREDq.jpg out of upstairs windows

[Jimbuna]

looking out upon masses

[nikimcbee]

that unicorn Steed rules

[Jimbuna]

with a furry fist

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/p3lnhJi.jpg and a bushy tail,

[Harvs]

with eyebrows to match

[Eichhörnchen]

a magnificent thatch, dyed

[Harvs]

red like a ranga

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/tfZVpYO.jpg who just wants to hanga,

[Jimbuna]

with all the wonga

[Fubar2Niner]

and drink Um Bonga.

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/AGXbiog.jpg Or something rather stronga.

[Fubar2Niner]

http://i.imgur.com/AGXbiog.jpg Or something rather stronga.

Fosters!!.. I'd rather conga

[Jimbuna]

for a lot longa

[The Enigma]

Until he became drunka

[Eichhörnchen]

,crawled into his bunka,

[Jimbuna]

and went to sleep

[Eichhörnchen]

for ever and ever.

[Jimbuna]

When people get tired

[Harvs]

at work they get

[u crank]

thinkin' about drinkin' and

[Harvs]

smokin and jokin while

[u crank]

slippin' and sliddin' down

[Harvs]

a firemans pole into

[BossMark]

the bar which is

[Harvs]

dank, smelly and filled

[Eichhörnchen]

with apes of all

[Harvs]

sizes and nationalities singing

[BossMark]

the blues, which sounded

[Jimbuna]

a load of rubbish

[Harvs]

to the untrained ear

[Eichhörnchen]

of orang-utans and

[Fubar2Niner]

several duck billed patypus

[The Enigma]

and ill looking birds

[Fubar2Niner]

I really said patypus !!!!!!

[Harvs]

what is a Patypus?

[The Enigma]

a Patypus is a .....

[Harvs]

female Platypus i think

[Eichhörnchen]

...no, that's a Patsypus

[Fubar2Niner]

half duck, half beaver

[The Enigma]

make up your mind

[Jimbuna]

beaver sounds more interesting

[Harvs]

if your names Justin

[Jimbuna]

your partner has problems

[Eichhörnchen]

ignoring your fishy breath

[The Enigma]

is hard to do

[Fubar2Niner]

when you kiss trout

[Harvs]

faced old ladies wearing

[Jimbuna]

stained and soiled clothing

[Harvs]

from the op shop

[Jimbuna]

next door to the

[Harvs]

Queens corgi grooming boutique

[Jimbuna]

based in the tower

[Fubar2Niner]

of Pissa, leaning slightly

[Harvs]

Towards the radical left

[Fubar2Niner]

of middle but upwards

[nikimcbee]

motion of the wankel

[Eichhörnchen]

engine in my Mazda

[Harvs]

running on one cylinder

[Fubar2Niner]

and four square wheels

[Jimbuna]

coupled to a toilet

[Eichhörnchen]

on which was sat

[Jimbuna]

a rather weird looking

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/edIMZ3C.jpg Howler Monkey with piles,

[Fubar2Niner]

more heaps than piles!

[Eichhörnchen]

"Me Harolds are chafing",

[Fubar2Niner]

retorted Mrs Macmillon as

[Eichhörnchen]

the doctor examined her

[Fubar2Niner]

enormous tracts of land

[Harvs]

mines in her back

[The Enigma]

and on her mind

[Fubar2Niner]

a rather large budgie

[Jimbuna]

pecking at her ears

[Fubar2Niner]

adorning millet for earings

[Eichhörnchen]

and a monkey's backside

[Fubar2Niner]

monkeys backside.... Hmmmm.... interesting

[Eichhörnchen]

(but not as interesting

[Harvs]

as a monkey's frontside)

[Jimbuna]

To each their own

[The Enigma]

said the wise guy

[Eichhörnchen]

in the monkey enclosure

[The Enigma]

and left the building

[Fubar2Niner]

and the little dog

[Jimbuna]

eating all the spam

[Eichhörnchen]

along with his monkey.

[Jimbuna]

Not to be beaten

[The Enigma]

by a lurking cat

[Jimbuna]

with a speech impediment

[jacobston]

from reading 2400 pages

[Jimbuna]

of pure literary genius

[The Enigma]

suffering a writers block

[Eichhörnchen]

(like I got now)

[The Enigma]

and pleasing the readers

[Fubar2Niner]

of Enid Blytons 'Noddy'

[u crank]

with tales of termites

[Eichhörnchen]

attacking the Skittle Family

[The Enigma]

Not a happy ending.