The Four Word Story Game

[Herr-Berbunch]

naughty schoolboys, and girls

[BossMark]

and they couldn't afford

[Herr-Berbunch]

to bathe or shower

[BossMark]

and now they are

[Herr-Berbunch]

as smelly as Australians

[Feuer Frei!]

after they have beaten

[Herr-Berbunch]

during the journey south

[BossMark]

to which they encounted

[Jimbuna]

many a drunken Brit

[Paul Riley]

pissed at the price

[Paul Riley]

the Labour Party manifesto


:O:Go on, bite!

Right on pal :up:
I hate all of em,i'm gonna send a full torpedo spread through the letter box of the house of whores one of these days! red,blue,yellow,pink,its all the same to me,garbage hehe

[Jimbuna]

pissed at the price

of a penny stamp

[Herr-Berbunch]

with enough change for

[Jimbuna]

a halfpenny treacle toffee

[Paul Riley]

rolled in horse dung,

[BossMark]

that tasted rather odd

[Jimbuna]

to the blind pony

[nikimcbee]

because ramadan at the

[Paul Riley]

winter solstice at Stonehenge

[Jimbuna]

was cancelled once again

[Paul Riley]

due to an alien

[nikimcbee]

infection that Herr-Berr caught

[Jimbuna]

whilst frequenting public lavatories

[Paul Riley]

wearing huge tartan slippers.

[nikimcbee]

and a silk kilt

[Herr-Berbunch]

following on from McBee

[nikimcbee]

who is on lunchbreak

[Paul Riley]

smoking a large pipe.

[Jimbuna]

When the time comes

[nikimcbee]

we'll go to the

[Paul Riley]

edge of the world

[Jimbuna]

or the back of

[Herr-Berbunch]

the supermarket and we'll

[nikimcbee]

sing Irish ballads about

[Growler]

McBee's moving in to

[Herr-Berbunch]

gether with Jim, and

[nikimcbee]

the giant party that

[Jimbuna]

Gulliver has already arranged

[nikimcbee]

for the spice girls.

[Jimbuna]

Threads end too early

[nikimcbee]

when they are spam

[Reece]

but alas Reece is

[nikimcbee]

still wearing lavender lipstick

[Reece]

with his nice pink

[Anthony W.]

inflatable over sized cat

[Reece]

he purchased from Tony

[Flaxpants]

Knowles, the snooker player

[Jimbuna]

who loved potting balls

[Gerald]

along the cushion played

[Jimbuna]

a mean trick shot

[BossMark]

which enthralled us all

[Gerald]

during the making of

[Herr-Berbunch]

Bambi, starring some old

[BossMark]

some old geezer wearing

[Gerald]

a mask or make-up

[Paul Riley]

even Jackie Stallone wouldnt

[Herr-Berbunch]

refuse to go with

[Paul Riley]

.
When Spartacus led his

[Herr-Berbunch]

elephants over the mountains

[Paul Riley]

he bumped into Hannibal :06: LMAO

[Herr-Berbunch]

from the A-team, and





I know it was Hannibal, but it's only a game!

[BossMark]

the rest of the

[Herr-Berbunch]

film crew watched some

[BossMark]

very naughty films, staring

[Herr-Berbunch]

that stud Berbunch and

[nikimcbee]

Elton John sing showtunes.:o

[Herr-Berbunch]

Meanwhile, over in the

[nikimcbee]

Twilight Zone, an alligator

[BossMark]

was trying to eat

[Herr-Berbunch]

burger and fries from

[BossMark]

local McDonald's but could

[TarJak]

not manage to swallow

[nikimcbee]

the happy meal toy.

[Herr-Berbunch]

Peter Pan goosed Wendy

[BossMark]

into coming out to

[Herr-Berbunch]

go to the pub

[BossMark]

for a pint and

[Herr-Berbunch]

a pickled egg or

[BossMark]

cheese and onion crisps

[nikimcbee]

with a hint of

[Herr-Berbunch]

tobasco sauce, along with

[nikimcbee]

Jim's secret sauce, called "

[Growler]

"bacon sauce wth bacon"

[nikimcbee]

which was banned in

[Growler]

the basement apartment of

[Jimbuna]

the old Queen Vic

[Herr-Berbunch]

due to Albert's indescretions

[sidslotm]

in the toilet with

[BossMark]

towards queen Victoria and

[sidslotm]

and screamed out loud

[Jimbuna]

when he caught his

[BossMark]

testicles in the meat

[Jimbuna]

of the dockers sandwich

[Osmium Steele]

though, why a docker

[Jimbuna]

would like eating meatballs

[nikimcbee]

made from Finnish meat

[Jimbuna]

from the very 'start'

[nikimcbee]

of the ferret sausage

[Gerald]

from carbage and hided

[Jimbuna]

If only I understood :hmmm:

[Herr-Berbunch]

one single little word

[Jimbuna]

out of the dictionary

[Herr-Berbunch]

then I could teach

[Jimbuna]

everyone what he meant

[Herr-Berbunch]

by the following words...

[Jimbuna]

I are understand it

[nikimcbee]

when a midget loves

[Flaxpants]

Vendor's carbage hided, which

[Herr-Berbunch]

Google translates it to...

[Jimbuna]

a cross between multiple

[TarJak]

coordinates along a plane

[Gerald]

is called the origin.

[BossMark]

Which is somewhere near

[TarJak]

Nikimcbee's place, no wait...

[BossMark]

it cant be can

[Herr-Berbunch]

as he's a vagrant

[BossMark]

with rather bad body

[Herr-Berbunch]

, over-inflated with bacon and

[BossMark]

egg sandwiches covered in

[Jimbuna]

a thick gooey substance

[BossMark]

which looked rather repulsive

[Jimbuna]

but also quite enticing

[BossMark]

to the taste so

[Jimbuna]

the crowd began getting

[BossMark]

very annoyed because things

[Jimbuna]

were turning into terrible

[Paul Riley]

debacle over the umpire's

[Jimbuna]

decision to wear a

[Gerald]

helmet, should be left

[Jimbuna]

to the helmet wearer

[BossMark]

because they know the

[Jimbuna]

best helmets to wear

[Gerald]

if it is too

[Paul Riley]

tight are German helmets.

[Gerald]

.Currently, it is hot

[BossMark]

,so hot that you

[Paul Riley]

open the hatch and!

[BossMark]

pray that you are

[Paul Riley]

still in mommy's tummy.

[BossMark]

Never to be born

[Jimbuna]

as a spam monster

[Herr-Berbunch]

or even as a

[Gerald]

decided, to use even

[Reece]

a toilet roll holder

[Jimbuna]

to clean one's accidents

[TarJak]

of grammar and spelling

[Jimbuna]

in a civilised thread

[TarJak]

near Subsim's core of

[Reece]

executive officers that like

[Jimbuna]

those misunderstanding English prose

[TarJak]

poetry and spoken word

[Gerald]

performances generally consist of

[Reece]

persons bending over for

[Gerald]

rows, for functional fitness

[Reece]

whilst standing on head

[Jimbuna]

in a swedish playground

[Gerald]

denizens have been thanking

[TarJak]

their mothers for bringing

[Reece]

an extra big pair

[Jimbuna]

as sources of entertainment

[Reece]

for Jim to fondle

[TarJak]

with his trombone playing

[Jimbuna]

midget with glass eyes

[Gerald]

,has a slight crack

[Reece]

that matches his wooden

[Jimbuna]

spoon on the woodworm

[Reece]

now full of holes

[Jimbuna]

because of the spam

[TarJak]

invaders. Swedish massage is

[Reece]

"If at first you..

[Flaxpants]

screw up, then try

[BossMark]

try again, so now

[Paul Riley]

we lift our axes

[TarJak]

and play twelve bar

[Flaxpants]

blues in Jims kitchen

[Paul Riley]

wearing wooly wolf heads.

[Flaxpants]

Fortunately Jim's kitchen had

[BossMark]

a rather large oven

[Jimbuna]

who's on the menu?

[Paul Riley]

the entire British government!. :03:

[BossMark]

hmm roast cameron and

[Paul Riley]

green eggs and ham,

[Jimbuna]

with a clegg sauce

[BossMark]

with osbourne omelet with

[Jimbuna]

a hint of corruption

[Gerald]

of the gaming press

[Paul Riley]

topped with Brown's eye,

[BossMark]

soup with mixed Blair

[Jimbuna]

on a Tory platter

[Paul Riley]

and Cherie Blair's gob! :down:

[Gerald]

.A bad dessert there

[BossMark]

so bad that they

[Jimbuna]

so breaks the rhythm

[Gerald]

A quick shuffle and :haha:

[BossMark]

a pint of bitter

[Jimbuna]

and twisted bishops finger

[Paul Riley]

then bash the bishop, :har:

[Gerald]

and then masturbating,hard :doh:

[BossMark]

that you go blind

[Gerald]

after staring at the

[TarJak]

monkey spanking Swedish masseur

[Paul Riley]

sucking on a dummy,

[Gerald]

so strong that some

[Paul Riley]

eggs began to emerge

[Gerald]

and begin to lay

[Paul Riley]

in Vendor's torpedo tubes :haha:

[Herr-Berbunch]

. Where did it all

[Reece]

start this nonsense, it

[TarJak]

spouted unstoppably from your

[Herr-Berbunch]

keyboard, just like all

[TarJak]

the other wastrels, hacking

[Herr-Berbunch]

up phlegm after drinking

[BossMark]

beer along with other

[Herr-Berbunch]

beverages such as Dr_Pepper

[BossMark]

and Vodka which

[Herr-Berbunch]

cheesy puffs and chocolate

[Jimbuna]

covered monkey mango nuts

[BossMark]

which were very salty

[Jimbuna]

and tasted like fish

[BossMark]

from the local chippy

[Jimbuna]

in the timber yard

[Paul Riley]

full of splintered steel,

[Jimbuna]

and an iron fish

[TarJak]

ball soup made with

[Herr-Berbunch]

Reece's favourite catching tissues

[BossMark]

which are covered in

[Paul Riley]

small scuttling invertebrates trying

[BossMark]

to get up Reece's

[Herr-Berbunch]

Arse, like his worms.

;)

[BossMark]

Which is a real

[Paul Riley]

tapeworm with a moustache.

[BossMark]

Which looked like Reece

[Herr-Berbunch]

after two pints of

[Paul Riley]

fermented pig's blood from

[BossMark]

his local blood bank

[Jimbuna]

at the Castle Dracula

[BossMark]

home of the famous

[Jimbuna]

dark and spooky crypt

[BossMark]

full of vampires and

[Jimbuna]

vulcans and sea vixens

[Paul Riley]

flapping their huge boobs.

[BossMark]

in Reece's face, he

[Jimbuna]

tried to grab hold

[Paul Riley]

but the engine grease

[Reece]

caused BossMark to slip

[Jimbuna]

into a cow pat

[Reece]

swallowing a big chunk

[BossMark]

which was rather unpleasant

[Paul Riley]

,but really enjoyed it (mmm).

[Jimbuna]

Somewhere on another planet