The Four Word Story Game

[Jimbuna]

but it always pours

[U-15]

when the floodgates open

[Eichhörnchen]

and rubbish pours forth

[U-15]

from thine own hand :D

[jacobston]

when you shake your

[U-15]

empty beer can to

[Tango589]

make an interesting sound

[U-15]

something like the can-can :woot:

[Tango589]

cannot be made pleasant

[jacobston]

'cos it's can-can canceled

[U-15]

music to my ears

[Jimbuna]

said the deaf mute

[BossMark]

,while playing the harp

[U-15]

so he's an harpist

[Jimbuna]

rather than a violinist

[U-15]

that plucked her heartstrings

[Jimbuna]

with a plastic plectrum

[nikimcbee]

and a tube of

[u crank]

brylcreem and not much

[Jimbuna]

hair to be treated

[nikimcbee]

for critters, but the

[Tango589]

road to Old Kentucky

[Aktungbby]

for a little 'dab'

[Jimbuna]

was long and unwinding

[Fubar2Niner]

as flat fish often

[Jimbuna]

swim in calmer waters

[BossMark]

only to be caught

[Jimbuna]

in the bigger pond

[jacobston]

floating upside-down, smelling of

[Jimbuna]

roses and ammonia essence

[BossMark]

which was caught in

[Jimbuna]

a packet of crisps

[Lionclaw]

which was consumed by

[Jimbuna]

an angry little puppy

[Aktungbby]

a short-teated whelp indeed

[Jimbuna]

but one with a

[Fubar2Niner]

wagging tail and long

[Rockstar]

john silvers golden booty

[Fubar2Niner]

,unusual colour for a

[u crank]

pair of speedos but

[jacobston]

I'd still wear them

[Eichhörnchen]

for a small fee

[Rockstar]

jacobston gives lap dances


(hi jacobston! :salute:)

[Eichhörnchen]

for a small fee

[Aktungbby]

tucked into the speedo

[jacobston]

, but Rockstar's speedo is

:O:

[Rockstar]

what women love fondling

[jacobston]

while finding their refunds

[Eichhörnchen]

in jacobston's colourful speedos

[Fubar2Niner]

there's a magical land

[Rockstar]

where money grows on

[Eichhörnchen]

trees, all under one

[nikimcbee]

ferret bunker of love

[Rockstar]

where squirrels are kept

[Fubar2Niner]

under lock and key

[Jimbuna]

roasting over hot coals

[Eichhörnchen]

which they quite enjoy

[Jimbuna]

whilst trying to overhaul

[nikimcbee]

The Ferret fortress' plumbing

[Eichhörnchen]

with only rudimentary tools

[Jimbuna]

designed and installed by

[Rockstar]

hybridized Sciuridae capable of

[Jimbuna]

trying to catch Tango

[Aktungbby]

Whilst bullwinkling a moose

[Rockstar]

the garden gnome stumbled

[jacobston]

over his own, giant

[Rockstar]

one eyed trouser snake

[Eichhörnchen]

and fell into a

[Rockstar]

well of hungry alligators

[Aktungbby]

slithering in saurian glee

[Eichhörnchen]

and wearing skimpy speedos

[Rockstar]

our hero jacobston jumped

[Jimbuna]

over the cuckoo clock

[Fubar2Niner]

the three blind mice

[Jimbuna]

hadn't correctly wound up

[Rockstar]

the old medieval trebuchet

[Eichhörnchen]

which is half cocked

[Rockstar]

and loaded with dirty

[jacobston]

underwear, causing it to

[Rockstar]

make rats jump ship

[jacobston]

and the mice to

[Eichhörnchen]

follow soon after, leaving

[Aktungbby]

only ticks and lice

[Fubar2Niner]

at half the price

[BossMark]

which also included a

[Tango589]

voucher for free doughnuts

[Eichhörnchen]

plus a year's subscription

[Jimbuna]

to Slimming World magazine

[Eichhörnchen]

and the Tattooist's Gazette

[Jimbuna]

on sale every morning

[Eichhörnchen]

(edited by Nobby Penfold)

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[Rockstar]

for your viewing pleasure

[Eichhörnchen]

(if a little fuzzy)

[Fubar2Niner]

or a tad hungover

[Rockstar]

the porcelian goddess praying

[u crank]

that the clock is

[Rockstar]

half past the monkey's

[u crank]

Paw. Three wishes is

[Jimbuna]

far better than two

[Eichhörnchen]

depending on your point

[Fubar2Niner]

of no return. Equestrianism

[Eichhörnchen]

makes people very hoarse

[Jimbuna]

and prone to saddle-soreness

[Eichhörnchen]

and chafing workmans' huts

[Fubar2Niner]

brought about by inflation

[Jimbuna]

and inflammation of the

[jacobston]

left big-toe after

[u crank]

a exuberant ballet class

[Rockstar]

u-crank takes long hot

[Jimbuna]

walks in his sauna

[Aktungbby]

then jumps into snowbanks:D

[jacobston]

which aren't really snow,

[Jimbuna]

but layer upon layer

[Eichhörnchen]

of dandruff, fallen from

[jacobston]

a passing airplane's door

[Eichhörnchen]

taking its passengers to

[Rockstar]

the great white north

[u crank]

where the snow-shovels grow

[jacobston]

from tall people's ears

[Rockstar]

and peameal back bacon

[Aktungbby]

from Wiltshire immigrant Canadians:03:

[Eichhörnchen]

is all that's eaten

[Jimbuna]

in the fallout shelter

[jacobston]

after 'snowmageddon' left everyone

[Rockstar]

wondering why they live

[Tango589]

inside a giant refrigerator

[Rockstar]

when they could be

[Aktungbby]

fighting fearsome frost giants

[jacobston]

outside a Tim Hortons'

[Rockstar]

by pouring hot water

[Eichhörnchen]

down their trouser legs

[Tango589]

and onto their new

[Jimbuna]

bright and shiny shoes

[u crank]

a minor tragedy in

[Jimbuna]

the scheme of things

[Tango589]

but an absolute catastrophe

[jacobston]

for international cat stores

[Jimbuna]

in every alley worldwide

[BossMark]

which makes them hard

[Jimbuna]

as nails. Never once

[jacobston]

did my big toe

[Jimbuna]

fit my little sock

[Fubar2Niner]

tights are right out !!

[Jimbuna]

but suspenders are in!!

[Aktungbby]

for big-bellied speedo wearers

[Jimbuna]

swimming among the sharks

[Fubar2Niner]

and arrows of outrageous

[Jimbuna]

people on the internet

[Aktungbby]

making facetious barbed comments

[Jimbuna]

in barely distinguishable dialects

[Fubar2Niner]

DESTROY !!! screamed the dialects

[Jimbuna]

in a sudden hissy!!

[Fubar2Niner]

The Doctor reached for

[jacobston]

the TARDIS key, but

[Jimbuna]

the sonic screwdriver objected

[Fubar2Niner]

Woof, woof barked K-9

[Tango589]

as a Cyberman trod

[Eichhörnchen]

on a dog mine

[Jimbuna]

hidden under a bone

[Eichhörnchen]

and slid uncontrollably into

[Rockstar]

an unusually infinitesimal abyss

[nikimcbee]

of free cupcakes at

[u crank]

the 5 and 10

[nikimcbee]

at Steed's flat. The:/\\k:

[u crank]

confusion caused Steed to

[jacobston]

accidentally purchase a horse

[nikimcbee]

without a stereo system

[u crank]

or adequate ventilation equipment

[Rockstar]

but managed to save

[jacobston]

his money, investing in

[Rockstar]

pony rides for little

[jacobston]

Steeds across the united

[Rockstar]

geriatric peoples liberation front

[Jimbuna]

located in Outer Mongolia

[Fubar2Niner]

,quite close to Harrods

[Rockstar]

red light district yurt

[Jimbuna]

was a strange fellow

[Fubar2Niner]

close to the ground

[Jimbuna]

because being vertically challenged

[nikimcbee]

,McBee still won the

[Tango589]

'Pooch of the century'

[Jimbuna]

award for hiding bones

[jacobston]

in people's shoes and

[Jimbuna]

peeing on their nylon stockings

[Tango589]

when the bell tolls

[Jimbuna]

tis time for dinner

[Rockstar]

so let us adjourn

[Jimbuna]

and retire into oblivion

[Tango589]

(also called Sunday afternoon)

[Rockstar]

to contemplate the need

[Jimbuna]

for a party frock

[Fubar2Niner]

and the dancing girls

[Jimbuna]

were raring to go

[Fubar2Niner]

up jumped a swagman

[Jimbuna]

and danced a polka

[Fubar2Niner]

never a dull moment

[jacobston]

in the life of

[Fubar2Niner]

a great crested newt

[Rockstar]

fell off a rock

[u crank]

and rolled southwest across

[jacobston]

the northeast river basin

[Jimbuna]

just west of the

[Tango589]

absolute back of beyond

[Fubar2Niner]

just in front of

[Rockstar]

two chimpanzees hitchhiking across

[Jimbuna]

layers of tooth paste

[Fubar2Niner]

cake and strawberry jam

[Jimbuna]

freshly created centuries ago

[jacobston]

in the mouth of

[Jimbuna]

the jolly green giant

[jacobston]

making him turn blue

[Rockstar]

and suffer from a

[Fubar2Niner]

lottery double rollover win

[Jimbuna]

with all seven balls

[Aktungbby]

in well ordered symmetry

[Jimbuna]

as demonstrated every weekend

[Harvs]

By the tall dwarf

[Jimbuna]

wearing the pink tutu

[Harvs]

and green high heels

[Jimbuna]

whilst riding an octopus

[Aktungbby]

while crab hunting inflight

[Harvs]

The drink carts coming

[Eichhörnchen]

pushed by more dwarves

[Harvs]

my god its willow

[Eichhörnchen]

at twenty thousand feet

[Harvs]

the wing fell off

[Jimbuna]

and the tail shattered

[Harvs]

are we there yet?

[Jimbuna]

Not to be outdone

[BossMark]

by a very dodgy

[Harvs]

Parachute made of paper

[Fubar2Niner]

. Meanwhile at the ranch

[Eichhörnchen]

animals were being prepared

[jacobston]

for operation "bark-at garden"

[Harvs]

where everyone was hounded

[Fubar2Niner]

by duck billed platypus's

[Eichhörnchen]

(especially the mail men)

[Harvs]

working on the railroad

[Fubar2Niner]

with their aircraft carriers

[Harvs]

pigeons flapping overhead excitedly

[Eichhörnchen]

showering them with crap

[Harvs]

normally reserved for statues

[Jimbuna]

and silly old ladies

[jacobston]

with boring old shoes

[Jimbuna]

that hardly ever fit

[Eichhörnchen]

and chafe their corns

[jacobston]

right before the harvest

[Harvs]

Of mothballs for their

[Eichhörnchen]

musty old knicker drawers

[Harvs]

That is just wrong