The Four Word Story Game

[Jimbuna]

to stuff settee cushions

[Spiced_Rum]

when horse hair has

[u crank]

lost it's flavor and

[BossMark]

TarJak is riding on

[TarJak]

the razors edge, appropriately

[u crank]

dressed for the occasion

[Jimbuna]

in his pink thong

[Spiced_Rum]

and reinforced steel pants

[Jimbuna]

borrowed from his midget

[TarJak]

submarine. Distillers of fine

[Jimbuna]

maidens water from the

[Tango589]

fountain of eternal grumpiness

[Jimbuna]

believe that laughing gas

[TarJak]

is the best cure

[Jimbuna]

for constant irritable piles

[TarJak]

of rubble falling from

[Jimbuna]

the farmers apple tree

[BossMark]

while the farmer was

[Biggles]

vigorously jumping on his

[Jimbuna]

sack of mouldy cabbages

[Kaptlt.Endrass]

. They then discovered that

[TarJak]

there were dire consequences

[Jimbuna]

for three blind mice

[TarJak]

whose antics in York

[Jimbuna]

turned a blind eye

[Kaptlt.Endrass]

to the deaf rats

[Jimbuna]

frolicking in the sewers

[BossMark]

and drinking large amounts

[u crank]

of Romulan ale without

[TarJak]

hops, malt or water

[Jimbuna]

but with a hint

[TarJak]

of crushed cardamom pods

[Jimbuna]

grown in submissive captivity

[Spiced_Rum]

, bound tight to walls

[Jimbuna]

that were paper thin

[BossMark]

just like England's defence

[TarJak]

of the Ashes. Annoyingly

[Jimbuna]

people soon tire of

[TarJak]

pommies whinging about everything

[Kaptlt.Endrass]

like the French when

[TarJak]

their baguettes become soggy

[u crank]

and can't fly. CNN

[Jimbuna]

always good for comedy

[TarJak]

hour in York pubs

[BossMark]

which will see a

[Jimbuna]

sharp rise in drunks

[TarJak]

and disorderly conduct when

[Jimbuna]

BossMark breaks into stirling

[TarJak]

and buys a round

[Jimbuna]

with his pre-decimal coinage

[Tango589]

kept in his money-belt

[Jimbuna]

rivetted to his handbag

[Tango589]

decorated with pink rhinestones

[TarJak]

and unlimited sequins across

[Jimbuna]

his stiff upper lip

[Tango589]

that carried a moustache

[nikimcbee]

that every Scouser was

[Jimbuna]

looking to barf on

[Spiced_Rum]

and Mancunians lick off

[Jimbuna]

any steamed up window

[TarJak]

caused by excessive pumping

[BossMark]

of a very large

[Jimbuna]

helping of cow manure

[BossMark]

which was being used

[TarJak]

to flavour his beer

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[Jimbuna]

addiction from years ago

[Spiced_Rum]

when a youth abroad

[Jimbuna]

made a serious allegation

[Tango589]

about STEEDs' obsession with

[Spiced_Rum]

foot the ball, already

[nikimcbee]

keen to pour Fosters

[Jimbuna]

down a monkeys throat

[BossMark]

because that is all

[TarJak]

downhill from here now

[Jimbuna]

that TarJak is due

[Spiced_Rum]

to become tea total

[UKönig]

all balls, no brains.

[Jimbuna]

Meanwhile, down in York

[TarJak]

The Quality Street gang

[Jimbuna]

were cocked and primed

[UKönig]

Tall wave, small merchant

[Jimbuna]

in a bath tub

[UKönig]

stay away from there

[Jimbuna]

the bubblebath is urine

[Kaptlt.Endrass]

and had within it

[Skink5150]

the Kraken of impunity

[TarJak]

which Jim released unduly

[Jimbuna]

shaken but not stirred

[BossMark]

by the large amount

[TarJak]

of pallela and sangria

[Jimbuna]

eminating from his bagpipes

[TarJak]

whilst playing Scotland the

[Jimbuna]

land of the wannabees

[Jimbuna]

who beat the wallabees

[BossMark]

while playing on their

[TarJak]

bed flutes instead of

[Jimbuna]

ye old Gabriels horn

[TarJak]

whilst munching on bearded

[Jimbuna]

snails coated in yoghurt

[TarJak]

flavoured with very salty

[Jimbuna]

variant of marmite virginalis

[TarJak]

called Vegemite, the chunder

[Jimbuna]

from darkest down under

[TarJak]

the taste Poms adore

[Jimbuna]

from roasting Aussie convicts

[TarJak]

stools over an open

[Jimbuna]

topped convertable bush fire

[TarJak]

fuelled by the breath

[Jimbuna]

of a bearded didgeridoo

[TarJak]

player named Kevin. Trotskyist

[u crank]

backgammon rules are somewhat

[Jimbuna]

unheard of in Utopia

[Gerald]

only a few years

[TarJak]

late, like my train.

[u crank]

Kangaroos like an occasional

[TarJak]

joke at English expense

[Jimbuna]

but tis extremely rare

[TarJak]

to see England win.

[Jimbuna]

The vicar calmly announced

[Gerald]

a new girl in

[TarJak]

the England team, whose

[Jimbuna]

passion for women exceeded

[Gerald]

feelings, to our office

[Jimbuna]

of the mentally challenged

[TarJak]

cricketers of the MCC.

[Jimbuna]

It looked like the

[Gerald]

students who learn English

[TarJak]

faired poorly compared to

[Jimbuna]

some of the posters

[Gerald]

and it was surprising

[Jimbuna]

in an obvious way

[TarJak]

that their lessons were

[BossMark]

not disrupted by a

[TarJak]

massive tidal wave of

[Jimbuna]

euphoria and deranged euphemism's

[Gerald]

,and all this could

[TarJak]

be avoided simply by

[u crank]

hanging up the phone

[TarJak]

when the call comes

[Gerald]

at the local police

[TarJak]

box where the Doctor

[u crank]

treated seasick monkeys for

[Gerald]

the investigation of drugs

[Jimbuna]

ebola virus and flu

[Gerald]

which is common in

[TarJak]

Swedish news reporters of

[u crank]

the dark side who

[TarJak]

repeatedly post gibberish in

[BossMark]

the local pub, where

[u crank]

Slovenians read comic books

[Jimbuna]

but more clearly understood

[Tango589]

the rules of engagement

[TarJak]

in the game of

[Jimbuna]

drop bears copycat killings

[u crank]

a misdemeanor in some

[Jimbuna]

parts of Outer Mongolia

[Spiced_Rum]

but not in Texas

[Jimbuna]

where the women are

[u crank]

armed and don't take

[TarJak]

bathing hygiene very seriously

[jacobston]

although they do steal

[TarJak]

unused soap from pommy

[Jimbuna]

jailers guarding australian mongrels

[jacobston]

who are really quite

[TarJak]

nice to everyone. Pituitary

[Jimbuna]

often consumed by Aussies

[Eichhörnchen]

leaves them feeling quite

[TarJak]

elated from over subscribing

[Eichhörnchen]

to "Spankers' Weekly" magazine

[jacobston]

which is not even

[Eichhörnchen]

intended for kangaroo spankers

[Jimbuna]

incarcerated in cell blocks

[Eichhörnchen]

but instead for spankers

[Jimbuna]

wearing hats with corks

[Eichhörnchen]

outside in the outback

[jacobston]

with a pretty awesome

[Eichhörnchen]

amount of time on

[u crank]

the clock. Kangaroos play

[Eichhörnchen]

hard to get, anyway

[Jimbuna]

when TarJak is about

[Eichhörnchen]

but he'll still try

[Jimbuna]

his sexual profanity obsession

[Eichhörnchen]

on these dumb animals

[jacobston]

who only agree because

[Eichhörnchen]

he sweet talks them

[jacobston]

and offers them thousands

[Jimbuna]

of carrots in return

[Gerald]

used to be purple.

[jacobston]

Giant carrots ravaged Quebec

[Jimbuna]

Smith, the local telephonist

[Eichhörnchen]

who'd tasted the carrots,

[jacobston]

found they had a

[Eichhörnchen]

vague whiff of garlic

[TarJak]

and foot scrapings, which

[jacobston]

can be mistaken for

[Eichhörnchen]

the local French laundry

[TarJak]

production of nappy pulp

[u crank]

known for it's environmentally

[jacobston]

friendly pregnancy tests. Mothers

[u crank]

of Invention swear by

[Eichhörnchen]

this home grown solution

[u crank]

to Triskaidekaphobia, rampant in

[jacobston]

underground dwellings near Iqaluit

[Eichhörnchen]

,especially those inhabited by

[TarJak]

Geordie ex-policemen, whose retirement

[Jimbuna]

from the gene pool

[Eichhörnchen]

was none too soon

[Jimbuna]

for the next train

[TarJak]

to crush his dreams

[Jimbuna]

and derail his ambitions

[u crank]

to rule Queensland with

[TarJak]

an iron fist in

[Eichhörnchen]

stead of a velvet

[u crank]

jumpsuit borrowed from some

[Jimbuna]

cross dresser he idolised

[jacobston]

for loving to watch

[Eichhörnchen]

football, as he did,

[u crank]

almost as much as

[TarJak]

brewers droop loved him.

[Eichhörnchen]

Hitler was just misunderstood;

[u crank]

his ventriloquist act never

[TarJak]

made sense to anyone

[u crank]

because his mustache wouldn't

[jacobston]

grow proper handlebars or

[Eichhörnchen]

cover his lips adequately

[TarJak]

to disguise their movement

[jacobston]

when he was singing

[TarJak]

Lily Marlene whilst drinking

[jacobston]

fifteen sippy cups of

[TarJak]

wheat grass juice, which

[jacobston]

is known to help

[TarJak]

ventriloquism no end. Duplication

[jacobston]

of Australians was outlawed

[TarJak]

due to the confusion

[BossMark]

of them being guilty

[Eichhörnchen]

of various acts of

[TarJak]

hilarious joviality and hospitality

[Eichhörnchen]

including igniting bodily gases

[Jimbuna]

from their talking backsides

[Eichhörnchen]

whilst proffering buttered scones

[TarJak]

between their stinking toes

[Eichhörnchen]

and singing "Waltzing Matilda"

[TarJak]

whilst winning the Ashes

[Eichhörnchen]

then losing them again

[TarJak]

then winning them forever.

[Eichhörnchen]

My trousers are always

[Jimbuna]

a source of laughter

[Eichhörnchen]

ever since the operation

[Jimbuna]

to remove a leg

[jacobston]

from a misunderstood centipede