The Four Word Story Game

[The Enigma]

:haha:

on his lower cheeks

[Jimbuna]

hanging alongside his ankles

[The Enigma]

Suddenly a monkey grabbed

[Jimbuna]

the magic jelly bean

[u crank]

and made a wish

[Jimbuna]

for a new scarf

[u crank]

that matched his socks

[Jimbuna]

as well as his

[u crank]

his dress. Reece thought

[Jimbuna]

he'd let one rip

[Reece]

and u crank suffocated but

[u crank]

managed to buy another

[Reece]

gas mask to retaliate

[BossMark]

with a whopping fart

[Reece]

that shook the ground

[Jimbuna]

and felled many trees

[Reece]

registering a 5.6, the

[Jimbuna]

church bells began ringing

[u crank]

to warn the innocent

[Jimbuna]

that Quasimodo was stupid

[TarJak]

enough to ring his

[Reece]

friend Jim to act

[u crank]

in a remake of

[Jimbuna]

gone with the wind

[Reece]

:haha:
especially when he lit

[u crank]

the afterburner and started

[BossMark]

to drink Newcastle Brown

[Jimbuna]

Ale as an aphrodisiac

[Reece]

finally his overstuffed carcase

[Jimbuna]

was put in the

[TarJak]

compromising position with his

[Jimbuna]

Des O'connor music collection

[u crank]

and his somewhat questionable

[TarJak]

side-kick BossMark, whose malodourous

[Reece]

armpits was enough to

[TarJak]

blister concrete sub pens

[Reece]

a useful weapon against

[nikimcbee]

koalas with STDs raging:o

[Reece]

Meanwhile Niki made a

[BossMark]

move that would break

[Reece]

his kennel, causing him

[Jimbuna]

to get a spanking

[u crank]

which he apparently enjoyed

[Reece]

whilst drooling and panting

[BossMark]

for more he ran

[Jimbuna]

to the drunken wizard

[Reece]

who granted his request

[Jimbuna]

for a replacement nappy

[The Enigma]

and a wet towel

[Jimbuna]

for his other 'half'

[Reece]

he started to cry

[BossMark]

out that he was

[Jimbuna]

in a time warp

[Reece]

wearing a soiled diaper

[Jimbuna]

as a makeshift yashmak

[The Enigma]

which made him look

[Jimbuna]

like a right prat

[The Enigma]

in a white suit

[Jimbuna]

with many dinner medals

[Reece]

, Jim was jealous so

[nikimcbee]

he ordered Avon too

[BossMark]

,this helped as he

[Cybermat47]

Was not Slender Man

[Reece]

aka the fat man!!:O:

[Mork_417]

Meanwhile down under in

[Jimbuna]

the bowels of Australia

[Reece]

Reece bent over and

[BossMark]

let off an almighty

[Jimbuna]

loud shrill in Aboriginal

[Reece]

"Sit on it Fonzie!",

[Jimbuna]

whatever that translates into

[Reece]

, probably something mystical like "

[Jimbuna]

"I want mystical beer"

[Gerald]

at the Phantom served

[BossMark]

all the spirits and

[The Enigma]

wine he refused. Beer

[Gerald]

was tastier than wine

[Jimbuna]

was the favourite drink

[Reece]

especially since it's flat

[BossMark]

as fosters and tastes

[The Enigma]

like.... well like beer.

[Reece]

was actually urine, later

[Gerald]

felt that he was

[Jimbuna]

after the urine dried

[Gerald]

and all sorts of

[The Enigma]

many other body fluids

[Jimbuna]

were taken as gospel

[The Enigma]

choirs singing in front

[Reece]

of Jim's house where

[The Enigma]

he stood on the balcony

[Reece]

in his birthday suit

[The Enigma]

with a huge grin

[Reece]

grasping his rather large

[The Enigma]

teddy bear and holding

[Jimbuna]

a pump action shotgun

[BossMark]

which was a water

[Jimbuna]

maker for wet ones

[Reece]

that he used to

[Jimbuna]

spray over his leeks

[The Enigma]

Throw me a towel

[Jimbuna]

Betonov you good chap

[Gerald]

your towel was here

[Reece]

smelling of bad b.o.

[Jimbuna]

and lacking a certain

[The Enigma]

attitude that would help

[Jimbuna]

play an air guitar

[Reece]

until his fuse blew

[TarJak]

softly into his ear.

[Reece]

All of a sudden

[BossMark]

it went to a

[Reece]

scene where TarJak was

[TarJak]

relaxing with a beer.

[Reece]

The next thing "KABOOM",

[Jimbuna]

Tarjaks bra strap snapped

[BossMark]

and all hell broke

[Jimbuna]

loose as his lipstick

[nikimcbee]

flew across the room

[The Enigma]

bounced against Reece's

[nikimcbee]

$7500 gucci leather purse

[Jimbuna]

and bruised Vendors bottom

[nikimcbee]

whilst he was dancing

[The Enigma]

against all odds and

[nikimcbee]

kissed Jim right on:o

[Jimbuna]

sucking on a lemon

[Jimbuna]

ha ha cross posts

[The Enigma]

kissed Jim right on:o

his head while Jim

sucking on a lemon

[nikimcbee]

through the farmer's field

[nikimcbee]

:/\\!!:hmph::/\\!!:hmph::/\\!!:hmph::doh::dead:

[u crank]

. Google translate failed any

[Reece]

attempt by Niki to

[nikimcbee]

find the lost bacon

[BossMark]

sandwich which Reece had

[Reece]

with salad and sauce

[Jimbuna]

with a side helping

[Reece]

of chocolate milk - Yummy!!!:yep:

[Jimbuna]

shaken but not stirred

[nikimcbee]

-a bacon martini which

[Jimbuna]

was created for lepers

[nikimcbee]

, scousers, chavers, and London

[Jimbuna]

folk with ginger hair

[nikimcbee]

and a hint of

[BossMark]

pink which most Londoners

[Jimbuna]

have a craving for

[The Enigma]

and they were pleased

[Jimbuna]

with ginger snap biscuits

[The Enigma]

all that resulted in

[nikimcbee]

Bossmark and Steed joining

[The Enigma]

the crowd at Trafalgar

[Jimbuna]

Circle, an odd venue

[The Enigma]

where clowns and lunatics

[Jimbuna]

would always reign supreme

[BossMark]

for as long as

[Reece]

people like Jim exist!:O:

[Jimbuna]

to maintain common decency

[Reece]

but failing miserably. However

[Jimbuna]

on the other hand

[BossMark]

things looked a lot

[The Enigma]

worse if Reece came

[Jimbuna]

down from his tree

[Reece]

and acted like a

[BossMark]

man who was on

[The Enigma]

good terms with Jim

[Reece]

causing him to blush

[TarJak]

hotly with ardent desire

[The Enigma]

and with twinkling eyes

[Jimbuna]

jump under a train

[The Enigma]

But the train stopped

[Jimbuna]

just short of Utopia

[The Enigma]

where a tree blocked

[Jimbuna]

the little bears cave

[BossMark]

which made TarJack rather

[Jimbuna]

hot under the collar

[Gerald]

in the online dictionary

[Jimbuna]

for those understanding gibberish

[Gerald]

this can be difficult

[u crank]

but not impossible. Meanwhile

[Reece]

u crank purchased a ticket

[u crank]

to ride, a strange

[BossMark]

looking donkey on the

[Jimbuna]

top of Blackpool Tower

[Gerald]

In Three Ha'pence a Foot

[Jimbuna]

or whatever that means

[Gerald]

Hard to see up

[BossMark]

Scotsman's kilt when hes

[Jimbuna]

wearing pin stripe trousers

[u crank]

and riding a unicycle

[Jimbuna]

whilst attempting to juggle

[Reece]

the words written here.

[TarJak]

Manipulative little sods need

[BossMark]

to have there hands

[Reece]

tied so that TarJak

[Gerald]

spanking Reece wild,hard

[Reece]

while Vendor watched enviously

[Gerald]

Reece came to help

[u crank]

himself to the minibar

[Reece]

and emptied it but

[TarJak]

down his shirtfront instead

[Gerald]

vertical patterns for meetings

[Jimbuna]

of his soiled underwear

[The Enigma]

were to be seen

[nikimcbee]

flying from the flagpole

[Gerald]

fitted with a gaff

[nikimcbee]

, banana, a peanut butter

[Gerald]

to be lubricated right

[nikimcbee]

as Boba Fett walked

[u crank]

that walk he walks

[nikimcbee]

like the moon walk

[u crank]

they do in Oz

[nikimcbee]

with the scarecrow, tinman,

[u crank]

and Reece when he's

[Reece]

bending over trying to

[BossMark]

look up a odd

[Jimbuna]

looking ginger fellows nostrils

[Reece]

, they were on fire

[Jimbuna]

due to the nature

[TarJak]

loving, greeny tree huggers.

[Reece]

This next story is

[Jimbuna]

something of a bore

[BossMark]

as its all about

[Jimbuna]

a monk and his

[Gerald]

Ferrari, is a treasure

[Jimbuna]

chest of immense value

[Gerald]

of giving men more

[Jimbuna]

than they can handle

[Reece]

like Vendor who can't

[Jimbuna]

string four words together

[BossMark]

as he as tried

[Reece]

but still it makes

[BossMark]

no sense what so

[Gerald]

ever from Reece cat

[The Enigma]

, dog and duck too

[Jimbuna]

went to the loo

[u crank]

only to find it

[Jimbuna]

full of smelly poo

[u crank]

which no one would

[Reece]

dare to enter unless

[BossMark]

a gas mask was

[Reece]

worn or very desperate

[Jimbuna]

countermeasures were suddenly enabled

[The Enigma]

Cleaning up will be

[Jimbuna]

one helluva a task

[u crank]

considering the severity of

[Reece]

it but TarJak worked

[nikimcbee]

on his dance moves

[Reece]

and cleaned up, then

[nikimcbee]

Reece to put on

[BossMark]

a show that would

[Reece]

make the girls swoon

[Jimbuna]

and look for salvation

[Reece]

and they found it