The Four Word Story Game

[jacobston]

cried the teacher, as

[Jimbuna]

his nose fell off

[Fubar2Niner]

and rolled downhill toward

[Jimbuna]

the back of beyond

[Tango589]

and landed in a

[Aktungbby]

iron fenced roadside ditch:O:

[Fubar2Niner]

close to the seaside

[Jimbuna]

next to the asylum

[Fubar2Niner]

opposite the monkey museum

[Jimbuna]

where people aped around

[Fubar2Niner]

and bananas were free

[Jimbuna]

to those with teeth

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/7TiCJBe.jpg

crying: " 'ave a ganana"

[Harvs]

Oh that poor monkey

[Jimbuna]

the spammers sang loudly

[Harvs]

Spam spam spam spam

[Jimbuna]

constantly since short periods

[jacobston]

of time we musn't

[Harvs]

look at her firm

[Jimbuna]

of dishonest law breakers

[u crank]

bent on straightening the

[Jimbuna]

arm of the law

[Eichhörnchen]

(and making it longer)

[Fubar2Niner]

like a neverending soap

[Jimbuna]

box in a sauna

[Fubar2Niner]

stuffed with pornographic newts

[jacobston]

and conservative lizard people

[Eichhörnchen]

wearing towels and sweating

[Harvs]

Like swiss in saunas

[Rockstar]

the British are known

[Eichhörnchen]

for bravery and fortitude

[Harvs]

Tea and black pudding

[jacobston]

while facing their wives

[Harvs]

Hairdresser and demanding why

[Rockstar]

it costs so much

[Harvs]

And looks no different

[jacobston]

except for a smudge

[Jimbuna]

on the door mat

[Harvs]

On the far horizon

[Fubar2Niner]

dentures were seen floating

[Harvs]

On a sun lounge

[Fubar2Niner]

sipping gin and tonic

[Jimbuna]

from a fire hose

[jacobston]

hooked right onto Mr.

[Jimbuna]

Fireman Sam and friends

[Eichhörnchen]

fire engine named Jupiter.

[Jimbuna]

The earliest use of

[Fubar2Niner]

baked beans on toast

[Eichhörnchen]

is believed to be

[jacobston]

when Steve was born,

[Harvs]

Many many years ago

[Jimbuna]

since the wheels invention

[Eichhörnchen]

but not long since,

[Jimbuna]

in a faraway land

[Fubar2Niner]

next to the sun

[Jimbuna]

on the top shelf

[Eichhörnchen]

alongside the grumble mags

[Fubar2Niner]

behind the egg boxes

[Tango589]

full of square sausages

[Rockstar]

we can read about

[Fubar2Niner]

star struck sardine sandwiches

[jacobston]

and "tar trek", the

[Harvs]

The road to redemption

[Rockstar]

stuttered Harvs as he

[Harvs]

Cant quite read yet

[jacobston]

(except stories that are

[Harvs]

For kids in kindergarten

[Eichhörnchen]

whilst also battling alzheimers)

[Harvs]

while, bugger I forgot

[Eichhörnchen]

What I was talking

[Jimbuna]

about has escaped me

[jacobston]

like a convict from

[Jimbuna]

that infamous penal colony

[Harvs]

aptly named cockatoo island

[Jimbuna]

where many a cockatoo

[Eichhörnchen]

got plucked and then

[Aktungbby]

parroted Kojak on TV:O:

[Eichhörnchen]

("Polly wants a Crocker")

[nikimcbee]

to Steed about that

[Rockstar]

one night when he

[Eichhörnchen]

had to peel his

[Tango589]

month old pants off

[BossMark]

which were still leaking

[Eichhörnchen]

noxious fluids all over

[Harvs]

His blue suede shoes

[Blebby]

and pink socks with

[Tango589]

built-in rocket boosters

[Eichhörnchen]

(always useful if he

[Harvs]

goes to another planet

[Jimbuna]

on his push bike

[Eichhörnchen]

or in his car).

[Tango589]

because the local gravity

[Eichhörnchen]

can be a bugger

[Jimbuna]

in the inevitable race

[jacobston]

up a shallow incline

[Jimbuna]

in efforts to overhaul

[Eichhörnchen]

hordes of Venusian turtles

[Fubar2Niner]

whose gondolas have sunk

[Eichhörnchen]

just after the egglaying

[Rockstar]

Pterosaur revealed its plans

[Tango589]

for total world domination

[jacobston]

to gain an infinite

[Tango589]

amount of free pizza

[jacobston]

with smelly dipping sauce

[Rockstar]

topped with squirrel kidneys

[Harvs]

And lashings of rancid

[Rockstar]

fum-unda cheese wrapped in

[Harvs]

Bubble wrap with thingys

[Tango589]

and bits and bobs

[Harvs]

Shout for a beer

[Jimbuna]

as foul as Foster's

[Harvs]

That makes you gag

[Eichhörnchen]

more than Newcastle Brown

[Rockstar]

filtered through steaming piles

[Eichhörnchen]

of old ladies' tights

[Jimbuna]

worn by recent spambots

[jacobston]

as they ventured into

[Tango589]

the lost kingdom of

[Eichhörnchen]

"The Last One To

[Jimbuna]

Post" received a report

[Rockstar]

Tango589 wants to hook-up

[Jimbuna]

with a live wire

[jacobston]

so he can feel

[Jimbuna]

that big fat lass

[Eichhörnchen]

who visits him often

[Fubar2Niner]

in the gents urinal

[Eichhörnchen]

under cover of darkness

[Jimbuna]

and a horse blanket

[Fubar2Niner]

festooned in false beards

[Jimbuna]

and layers of scabies

[Harvs]

And feral looking pustules

[Fubar2Niner]

Oh what a beauty

[Jimbuna]

in the eyes of

[Fubar2Niner]

Laura Mars, a small

[Jimbuna]

glazed periodic pottery vase

[Fubar2Niner]

shone upon the mantle

[Rockstar]

tempting those who gaze

[Fubar2Niner]

upon the sacred urn

[Eichhörnchen]

to pick it up

[Rockstar]

as Fubar2Niner reaches into

[Tango589]

his underpants to find

[Fubar2Niner]

a rather large wallet !!!!!

[Jimbuna]

with absolutely nothing within

[Fubar2Niner]

. Damn robbed yet again !!

[Jimbuna]

by the farm wench

[Fubar2Niner]

, Grunhelda Gorblimeyguvnor was buxom

[Jimbuna]

with a spotty face

[Fubar2Niner]

and large pointy teeth

[Jimbuna]

protruding from her buttocks

[Fubar2Niner]

, this angel upon earth

[Tango589]

went like a good'n

[jacobston]

when packed with C4

[Harvs]

" fire in the hole!! "

[Fubar2Niner]

Fireman Sam immediately leaped

[Jimbuna]

into a nearby cesspit

[Fubar2Niner]

emerging covered in cess

[Eichhörnchen]

and spitting out pits

[Jimbuna]

through a plastic peashooter

[jacobston]

mounted on the back

[Fubar2Niner]

of Paddy McGinty's goat

[Jimbuna]

whilst tethered to railings

[Fubar2Niner]

and fed toasted marshmellows

[Eichhörnchen]

and some nice cake

[Fubar2Niner]

. "Nice cake !", retorted McGinty

[Eichhörnchen]

"And fruit-based dessert"

[Aktungbby]

stirred with homemade paddles

[jacobston]

from someone else's home

[Eichhörnchen]

on someone else's boat

[Jimbuna]

was served yet another

[Fubar2Niner]

plate of mushy peas

[Eichhörnchen]

and more nice cake

[Jimbuna]

from the invisible metrognome

[nikimcbee]

on Jim's treasure chest

[Fubar2Niner]

covered with squirrely hairs

[Eichhörnchen]

spreading over his entire

[Fubar2Niner]

outer organs. Piano playing

[Eichhörnchen]

otters can sometimes be

[Fubar2Niner]

rather pragmatic, however elephants

[jacobston]

are very dull, saying

[Fubar2Niner]

gimme a bloody hairdo !!!

[Tango589]

It's time to start

[jacobston]

sharpening the scissors, before

[UKönig]

I start my trim

[Jimbuna]

of your blonde wig

[Eichhörnchen]

Harvs told Fubar

[Jimbuna]

he lovingly adored him

[Tango589]

but only on Thursdays

[Rockstar]

the other days are

[Aktungbby]

paid up in advance:D

[Jimbuna]

yet remain in arrears

[Eichhörnchen]

because the money he

[Tango589]

printed looks like it

[Eichhörnchen]

came from a Monopoly

[Tango589]

Comissions report into corruption

[Jimbuna]

into reports and complaints

[Eichhörnchen]

about nuts in Spam

[Jimbuna]

though the spam nuts

[Eichhörnchen]

got in there accidentally

[jacobston]

because somebody left the

[Eichhörnchen]

window open and a

[Tango589]

dog with two tails

[Jimbuna]

would soon be overhauled

[Rockstar]

by a fast cat

[nrnstraswa]

an animal so fast...

[Rockstar]

How fast was it?

[jacobston]

asked the racecar driver

[Eichhörnchen]

"Faster than those baboons

[BossMark]

who have been lurking

[Jimbuna]

in your underpants again

[Tango589]

horrified at the sight

[Aktungbby]

,depending on their view

[Jimbuna]

of such tiny objects

[Tango589]

surrounded by much hairyness

[BossMark]

which needs much attention

[Jimbuna]

in barbour shop parlance

[Fubar2Niner]

"Just a trim sir?"

[Tango589]

"Something for the weekend"?

[Harvs]

No,shave it all

[Eichhörnchen]

but rescue the crabs

[UKönig]

what was I saying?

[jacobston]

Something about shaving crabs,

[Harvs]

But some prefer them

[Jimbuna]

with a cattle prod

[BossMark]

selected for the purpose

[Jimbuna]

of keeping unruly behaviour

[UKönig]

in obedient humility servility

[Rockstar]

said UKonig as he

[Harvs]

looked through his Theasaurus

[Eichhörnchen]

and then his dictionary

[Fubar2Niner]

but jibberish was better

[Harvs]

having learnt jibber early

[Rockstar]

by wild Jibberese natives

[Tango589]

for relieving trapped gas

[BossMark]

and then breakwind so

[Fubar2Niner]

they could fill balloons

[Rockstar]

confused they inflated baboons

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/zaBdHK7.jpg


who then proceeded to

[Jimbuna]

with a laughing gas

[Fubar2Niner]

they guffawed and farted

[Eichhörnchen]

across seas still uncharted

[Jimbuna]

the waves they parted

[Fubar2Niner]

leaving Jim broken hearted

[Rockstar]

. Looking on the brightside

[Fubar2Niner]

of the moon, Pink

[BossMark]

elephants were flying about

[Fubar2Niner]

"Thanks, large whiskies", cried

[Eichhörnchen]

the seven naked dwarves,

[Tango589]

Whilst Snow White wept

[jacobston]

and grabbed a tiney

[Eichhörnchen]

pink protuberance she found