The Four Word Story Game

[Armistead]

it excites him so

[Herr-Berbunch]

much that he explodes

[Rockstar]

thereby extinguishing all life

[Herr-Berbunch]

before it even existed

[Rockstar]

leading us to ask

[nikimcbee]

"Why is Reece dressed

[Armistead]

naked with a club

[nikimcbee]

sandwich, and a jar

[Jimbuna]

of vaseline with ribbons

[Reece]

, probably to play a

[nikimcbee]

geordie drinking game. Reece

[Reece]

noticed McBee using vasso

[TarJak]

on his handlebar moustache

[Reece]

, it was smooth and

[TarJak]

drooping, after the tryst

[Reece]

McBee vowed to play

[TarJak]

second fiddle to no-one

[Reece]

except the mirror, however

[Herr-Berbunch]

Reece and McBee fiddled

[Reece]

while Herr-Berbunch, wearing panties,

[Rockstar]

played with his monkey

[Herr-Berbunch]

, a euphamism for the

[Armistead]

Spanking the Monkey, However

[Jimbuna]

the monkey wasn't amused

[Rockstar]

and hired a rhinoceros

[Jimbuna]

to fight the gorilla

[Madox58]

but Anti-Monkey Butt powder

[Herr-Berbunch]

procured by Privateer's pimp

[Rockstar]

caused Reece to sneeze

[TarJak]

when he mistook it

[Jimbuna]

for a post box

[Reece]

enraging the monkey to

[Madox58]

snort the butt powder!

[Rockstar]

. Egads, what a story

[Reece]

and it's true too,

[Herr-Berbunch]

including the bit about

[antikristuseke]

cocaine line telegraph systems

[Reece]

and monkeys sniffing butts

[Jimbuna]

in the ladies toilets

[Herr-Berbunch]

with holes in the

[Armistead]

wall, Herr was caught

[antikristuseke]

shaving his pet whale

[Herr-Berbunch]

, strangely named facial hair,

[TarJak]

on his monkey's butt.

[Herr-Berbunch]

TarJak's Gay Pride float

[TarJak]

sank without trace yesterday.

[Madox58]

All aboard missing. Aircraft

[Growler]

are searching the area

[Reece]

, a monkey was found

[Madox58]

fighting of spankings from

[Reece]

Herr-Berbunch, who was delighted

[TarJak]

to be accused of

[Reece]

monkey business and beastiality

[TarJak]

with a rotweiller and

[Armistead]

role playing, Herr took

[Herr-Berbunch]

nothing in life seriously

[Reece]

especially from Reece and

[Herr-Berbunch]

his life-partner, Geoffrey.




:O:

[Jimbuna]

Ponting got upset again

[Madox58]

because the stock market

[Reece]

fell!! that's not cricket

[Herr-Berbunch]

more like a grasshopper

[TarJak]

ladybeetle with psychodaelic spots

[Reece]

doing push-ups on a

[TarJak]

bondage trapeze with Reece

[Jimbuna]

in his see-through leotard

[TarJak]

covered in brown sticky

[Jimbuna]

Hammonds spicy chop sauce

[Herr-Berbunch]

flavoured fried potato peelings

[TarJak]

, fly carcasses, prophylactics and

[Herr-Berbunch]

anything else Jim eats

[Jimbuna]

when at home alone

[Rockstar]

tied to the bedposts

[Herr-Berbunch]

with threadbare socks and

[antikristuseke]

a codpiece made from

[Rockstar]

oil soaked bilge rags

[antikristuseke]

fastened with rusty staples

[Herr-Berbunch]

and leather bra. Over

[Rockstar]

his large man boobs

http://www.marvelousmanboobs.com/

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/media/2009/10/jn.jpg

[TarJak]

. Don't mention the war

[Reece]

between Jim and TarJak

[Madox58]

.TarJak's ancestors were felons

[TarJak]

whose crimes went unpunished.

[Madox58]

Until Manson's phone calls

[mookiemookie]

Until Manson's phone calls

stopped being as welcome

[nikimcbee]

when mookie came acallin'

[TarJak]

Privateer came a crawlin'

[nikimcbee]

speaking geordie mumbo jumbo

[Reece]

as usual so TarJak

[antikristuseke]

with a bottle of

[Reece]

Jim Beam decided to

[TarJak]

pour it down his

[Reece]

left trouser leg causing

[nikimcbee]

a warming sensation called "

[Jimbuna]

"I just p!ssed mesel"

[Reece]

, most disgusting, but then

[Jimbuna]

I'm incontinent as well

[Rockstar]

evidenced by unchaste behavior

[nikimcbee]

. That is why he

[Reece]

squats a lot, this

[Herr-Berbunch]

little dung beetle in

[Reece]

McBees hair is about

[Herr-Berbunch]

McBee's height, but slimmer

[TarJak]

but with shorter legs

[Herr-Berbunch]

and can drink more

[TarJak]

than one can before

[Herr-Berbunch]

soiling trousers and crying

[Reece]

"I want more Beer",

[Herr-Berbunch]

"some American pi$$ water",

[Jimbuna]

out of a ditch

[Rockstar]

outside a local pub

[TarJak]

Jimbuna, Reece and Herr Berbunch,

[Herr-Berbunch]

filled a bottle for

[TarJak]

their nefarious purposes, drinking

[Herr-Berbunch]

it all TarJak suddenly

[TarJak]

slept for a week.

[Herr-Berbunch]

Upon waking, he felt

[TarJak]

like sleeping another week.:O:

[Herr-Berbunch]

The over-amorous bear clawed

[TarJak]

at Jimbuna's fly, opening

[Herr-Berbunch]

to ease TarJak's route
:03:

[Jimbuna]

into the Adelaide debacle

[Reece]

where Herr-Berbunch was practicing

[Madox58]

Voodoo chicken chokeing with

[Rockstar]

one hand tied behind

[Jimbuna]

the England test victory

[Rockstar]

Cricket anyone? Herr-Berbunch leapt

[Madox58]

off the building screaming

[Reece]

"this ain't cricket!!"... Splat!!

[Rockstar]

Tarjak starts sledging Jimbuna

[TarJak]

"Who ate the pies?"

[nikimcbee]

McBee confessed, and they

[Reece]

threw him off too!

[Herr-Berbunch]

Reece tossed off McBee?

[Jimbuna]

who really enjoyed it

[Herr-Berbunch]

, paying the full amount

[Jimbuna]

and then swallowing hard

[TarJak]

on the pies. Fusili

[Reece]

describes Herr-Berbunch's swinging noodle

[TarJak]

like legs over the

[Herr-Berbunch]

garden fence in your

[Reece]

compost bin full of

[Herr-Berbunch]

rotten cabbages smelling like

[Armistead]

Tarjacks wifes home cooking

[Herr-Berbunch]

that Reece tasted before

[Armistead]

he left for prision

[Herr-Berbunch]

island for perverted lepers

[Jimbuna]

with equally perverted concubines

[TarJak]

accused of bad cooking

[nikimcbee]

for the Queen, Reece

[Jimbuna]

started unbuttoning his fly

[Rockstar]

and watered the daisies

[Herr-Berbunch]

in the bride's bouquet

[Jimbuna]

that Batman was holding

[Reece]

for McBee the groom

[nikimcbee]

also known as Jim

[Madox58]

THe Great Provider of

[Rockstar]

easy women and cheap

[Reece]

batman costumes decides to

[Madox58]

thumb the Queen and

[Reece]

got a positive response

[nikimcbee]

from his song and

[Armistead]

last HIV test, Afraid

[Radtgaeb]

that he'd lose his

[krashkart]

fortune, he invested in

[Reece]

a whorehouse and got

[krashkart]

rabies. Next morning he

[nikimcbee]

gave Reece a ring




(and that moment was captured on video)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GFVw06H4HQ&feature=related

[Reece]

but McBee took it

(and that moment was captured on video)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GFVw06H4HQ&feature=related

[Herr-Berbunch]

orally along with heroin

[krashkart]

and Reece's pea soup

[Reece]

till he vomited it

[TarJak]

all over Jimbuna's wrinkled

[Herr-Berbunch]

newspaper, the headline read

[Reece]

"McBee pukes on Jims gut"

[Herr-Berbunch]

who loved Jim's gut

[Jimbuna]

so much that he

[Herr-Berbunch]

whispered tenderly to it

[TarJak]

"Are you eating that?"

[Jimbuna]

The best way to

[Reece]

clean puke stains is

[Jimbuna]

call for the wife

[Herr-Berbunch]

of Nobel Prize winner

[Jimbuna]

Mr Hughie van Puker

[Herr-Berbunch]

who is a scrubber

[mookiemookie]

extraordinaire. His talents can

[Herr-Berbunch]

extend to tying shoelaces

[Armistead]

from his pecker, using

[mookiemookie]

the power of positive

[Herr-Berbunch]

electrons coursing through his

[Reece]

body, pulsating certain parts

[Herr-Berbunch]

at the local farm

[TarJak]

-yard gown eggs and

[Herr-Berbunch]

ham served to my

[Jimbuna]

pretty lady in waiting

[Rockstar]

then Jimbuna woke up

[Reece]

holding his ham bone

[Jimbuna]

in a pincer lock

[Herr-Berbunch]

cutting off blood supply

[Jimbuna]

to the village idiot

[Gerald]

combine character driven comedy

[TarJak]

. Combine harvester you say?

[Rockstar]

I think Vendor said

[Gerald]

the report is misleading

[TarJak]

Vendor into thinking that

[Gerald]

read your thoughts, already

[Herr-Berbunch]

Vendor wants writing about
:up:

[Jimbuna]

the single smiley response

[Rockstar]

"fo' shizzle my nizzle"

[Madox58]

.Hell froze over then

[Jimbuna]

his balls fell off

[Madox58]

,that didn't matter anyway.

[Jimbuna]

He never had any

[Madox58]

that were not borrowed

[Rockstar]

from the Queen herself

[nikimcbee]

Prince charles said to

[Reece]

Vendor with a stiff

[nikimcbee]

[$%^#$%^]. The Prince giggled

[Rockstar]

with glee as Camilla

[Reece]

, enraged with jealousy, decided

[nikimcbee]

to kiss Jim right

[Herr-Berbunch]

on the end of

[Jimbuna]

the Tyne Tunnel approach

[Reece]

after a swift uppercut

[Jimbuna]

from a farmhouse loaf

[Reece]

collecting Camilla in the

[Herr-Berbunch]

smashed-up Rolls Royce was

[Jimbuna]

the RAC recovery guy

[Herr-Berbunch]

wearing a donkey-kong outfit

[Armistead]

that excited Herr so

[Jimbuna]

she wet herself laughing

[nikimcbee]

. I love donkey kong

[Jimbuna]

riding me at night

[nikimcbee]

I was shocked to

[Jimbuna]

learn it was illegal

[nikimcbee]

to waddle with Welshmen

[Rockstar]

dressed in gorilla suits

[Herr-Berbunch]

whilst drowning lesbian campanologists













Ring any bells? :rotfl2:

[Jimbuna]

in vats of semolina

[Herr-Berbunch]

on 30th of February

[Jimbuna]

during this latest year

[Herr-Berbunch]

off work, which I

[Madox58]

collected welfare illegally and

[Reece]

didn't give a crap

[nikimcbee]

in the litter box.

[Reece]

The next morning Herr-Berbunch

[nikimcbee]

ate haggis with vegimite

[Jimbuna]

and curried sardines roasted

[Reece]

over a spit with

[Jimbuna]

a small kangaroos testicle