The Four Word Story Game

[Reece]

rope, swallowing the stagnant

[nikimcbee]

pond water. The donut

[Jimbuna]

seller was a zombie

[BossMark]

who tried to eat

[Reece]

it but threw up

[Jimbuna]

a large dung beetle

[BossMark]

which ran all the

[Jimbuna]

way from deepest Egypt

[nikimcbee]

to the streets of

[BossMark]

Newcastle which looked rather

[danasan]

similar to Flensburgs streets

[Jimbuna]

apart from the houses

[Reece]

, TarJak was pleased to

[Madox58]

whip Reece with a

[Jimbuna]

soaking wet lettuce leaf

[Reece]

, Jeff joined the fun

[1480]

at which time he

[nikimcbee]

had a slurpee summit

[Reece]

to hold a protest

[Jimbuna]

about the slimming madness

[BossMark]

which was played at

[Reece]

the Fosters brewery plant

[BossMark]

which was a rather

[Jimbuna]

sombre type of function

[BossMark]

and tastes rather odd

[Jimbuna]

when taken with a

[TarJak]

grain of salt. Gibbous

[Jimbuna]

was a benign wart

[Reece]

that TarJak groomed and

[Randomizer]

later removed from a

[Reece]

part near the scrotum

[BossMark]

which was a relief

[Reece]

, he gave a sigh

[Jimbuna]

his leg fell off

[BossMark]

and that was bad

[1480]

but not as bad

[Jimbuna]

as his head exploding

[BossMark]

which was very painful

[Jimbuna]

for his party hat

[1480]

which lofted in space

[Jimbuna]

like a pretty satellite

[1480]

on a cold winter's

[BossMark]

morning. Meanwhile TarJak and

[Jimbuna]

the incredible Doctor Doolittle

[BossMark]

went for a walk

[Jimbuna]

into the blue yonder

[BossMark]

and found it rather

[nikimcbee]

strange because the garter

[Jimbuna]

didn't fit the wrist

[Madox58]

bone. Reece bellowed loudly

[1480]

"open your crack son

[Madox58]

Daddy's got a surprise

[1480]

its a Sandusky shower!"

[nikimcbee]

Which Tiger Woods called

[BossMark]

round to see his

[TarJak]

9-iron wedged tightly between

[BossMark]

his rather surprised wife's

[TarJak]

eyelashes. Dilapidated submersibles were

[Jimbuna]

sinking all day long

[BossMark]

which was a rather

[Jimbuna]

funny sight to behold

[1480]

though not funnier than

[BossMark]

watching Newcastle play football

[1480]

or McBee attempting to

[nikimcbee]

type with his paws

[BossMark]

and also looking at

[nikimcbee]

a bowl of ravioli

[BossMark]

which tasted rather odd

[nikimcbee]

because it was filled

[TarJak]

with ripened sewage, from

[nikimcbee]

the foster's brewery, which

[TarJak]

sprang up in Jim's

[BossMark]

backyard, which he was

[TarJak]

very happy about, because

[Jimbuna]

he'd just purchased twelve

[Reece]

bottles of the stuff

[Jimbuna]

it was cases actually

:03:

[Reece]

that BossMark guzzled down

[BossMark]

,I was very thirsty

[Kaye T. Bai]

for your mother's sweet

[BossMark]

brandy which is very

[Jimbuna]

strong for the youngster

[TarJak]

whose only previous experience

[Jimbuna]

was an ice pop

[TarJak]

made of watered down

[1480]

baby poop and aged

[BossMark]

doggy poo which tasted

[1480]

like crap. Caustic substances

[Jimbuna]

were on the menu

[BossMark]

served by Reece and

[Jimbuna]

an old Arapaho squaw

[Reece]

for BossMark to enjoy

[BossMark]

which I thought was

[Jimbuna]

better than a Manc

[BossMark]

but everything is better

[Reece]

when you're totally plastered!

[TarJak]

Plastering over plumbers crack

[Jimbuna]

with a monkey wrench

[BossMark]

and few pints of

[Rockstar]

used 40W motor oil

[BossMark]

mixed with a combination

[Jimbuna]

of this and that

[BossMark]

also Vendor somehow managed

[Rockstar]

to finally make sense

[Jimbuna]

but I doubt that

[BossMark]

very much indeed, in

[Jimbuna]

fact, it's a lie

[TarJak]

of the green, that

[Jimbuna]

overtly undermined the red

[BossMark]

crap at old trafford

[nikimcbee]

which Reece drooled on

[Jimbuna]

in his fresh diaper

[Kresge]

before pinching off a

[TarJak]

bleeder with his forceps.

[Reece]

After soiling my diaper

[BossMark]

your Mummy smacked your

[Jimbuna]

dad for laughing aloud

[BossMark]

,so then he had

[Jimbuna]

to wear one himself

[BossMark]

which looked very funny

[Jimbuna]

to the local nuns

[BossMark]

who almost ran to

[TarJak]

school because they liked

[BossMark]

to teach him a

[Randomizer]

limerick in Sanskrit. Fortunately

[nikimcbee]

Kim Jong-Il wasn't Dead

[Jimbuna]

as a bemused dodo

[BossMark]

he was only sleeping

[Jimbuna]

in a paddy field

[BossMark]

next to TarJaks house

[Jimbuna]

in the deepest part

[1480]

of the Everglades where

[BossMark]

he lived with all

[Jimbuna]

of the other lepers

[Randomizer]

in his glass coffin.

[Jimbuna]

It came to pass

[BossMark]

that things wouldn't change

[Jimbuna]

in the local asylum

[Reece]

until his son escaped

[TarJak]

his final examination for

[Reece]

venereal diseases, however he

[1480]

being crazy, went back

[BossMark]

to see his long

[TarJak]

lost teddy bear named

[BossMark]

Dr Jim who also

[Jimbuna]

employed a beautiful nurse

[TarJak]

to churn his butter

[1480]

and braid his hair

[Jimbuna]

with a delicate precision

[BossMark]

timing, which is the

[Jimbuna]

key to every success

[1480]

was not there. Pederasts

[BossMark]

was looking for some

[Jimbuna]

hiding place from the

[USS Drum]

Big fat evil u-boat

[Jimbuna]

hiding in the bath

[1480]

in the local pub

[Randomizer]

that had no beer

[Reece]

, bubbles rose up causing

[Jimbuna]

a rather noisy gastric

[1480]

episode of The Honeymooners

[Randomizer]

X-Rated Christmas Special. Later

[Jimbuna]

the naked nun danced

[Reece]

privately for Jim who

[gammaphialpha]

celebrates Christmas alone in

[Reece]

his own world of

[1480]

lollypops, guano, speedos and

[Reece]

heavily used porno magazines.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uip9qxI9H_w

[BossMark]

Which he had borrowed

[TarJak]

from under BossMarks stained

[BossMark]

beer fingers which are

[Jimbuna]

hidden under his bedsheets

[Reece]

where all the work

[BossMark]

took place, and where

[1480]

playing with one's toys

[USS Drum]

He tripped on socks

[Jimbuna]

covered in questionnable substances

[USS Drum]

then drove away in

[BossMark]

a three wheeler van

[USS Drum]

and went to the

[Jimbuna]

local refuse collection site

[Reece]

where he decided to

[USS Drum]

Eat a piece of

[Reece]

something stinky and brown

[USS Drum]

and fell off the

[Reece]

pile wearing a large

[USS Drum]

very very smelly jacket

[BossMark]

which was worn by

[Reece]

Adolf Hitler so it was

[Jimbuna]

more than four words

[Randomizer]

, an extreme no-no here,

[Jimbuna]

down at the ranch

[Randomizer]

across the street from

[Jimbuna]

the glass eye factory

[Randomizer]

that made aardvark muzzles

[1480]

and ball gags for

[USS Drum]

Adolf Hitler and Mussolini

[Randomizer]

sock puppets. Another factory

[Madox58]

made fake Tarjak muppets

[USS Drum]

That ate pieces of

[TarJak]

Christmas cake and fancy

[Jimbuna]

packs of plasticine soldiers

[TarJak]

found in Christmas crackers

[Jimbuna]

and spare toilet rolls

[Madox58]

with bits of buttocks

[Jimbuna]

stuck to every strip

[Madox58]

.WHAT THE HELL!, yelled

[USS Drum]

Mr. Adolf D. Hitler

[Reece]

more than four words
Adolf Hitler is one name!:O:

whilst bending over doing

[1480]

yard work in a

[USS Drum]

big bunker under Berlin

[Reece]

, then he stood up

[USS Drum]

and did the disco

[BossMark]

dance with Reece and

[USS Drum]

jim who was jumping

[Jimbuna]

to the groovy sounds

[USS Drum]

while eating pumpkin pie

[Jimbuna]

through a plastic straw

[USS Drum]

that was covered in

[Jimbuna]

a fine film of

[TarJak]

of a risque nature

[Jimbuna]

set in the outback

[TarJak]

of Jimbuna's outhouse behind

[USS Drum]

the local brawl store

[Jimbuna]

where the kangaroo bollocks

[1480]

dance gaily in their

[Madox58]

Anal retentive denial of

[USS Drum]

of believing u-boats exist

[BossMark]

in the outback of

[USS Drum]

the Australian hot desert

[1480]

where Tarjak ran with

[Jimbuna]

a very young aboriginal

[TarJak]

police officer, named Jimbuna

[BossMark]

who liked to play

[TarJak]

with toy submarines in

[BossMark]

the bath while his

[TarJak]

mate Reece wore the

[BossMark]

white hair ribbon around

[1480]

his long nose hair

[nikimcbee]

of Eddie Van Halen

[Jimbuna]

the one eyed leper

[BossMark]

who couldn't see very

[Rockstar]

when hanging from his

[Jimbuna]

very own olive branch

[1480]

that was stuck to

[nikimcbee]

Jim's shoe. Meanwhile, back

[Jimbuna]

down on the ranch

[USS Drum]

people where slapping the

[nikimcbee]

buttocks of a wild

[Jimbuna]

west cowboy from Texas