The Four Word Story Game

[Feuer Frei!]

he could not stomach it
(and with that i made the 10 000th post, my prize)?

[Reece]

even though Reece won!!

(BTW, you posted 5 words, must be time for bed!)

[Feuer Frei!]

even though Reece won!!

(well it's weird because when you posted look it's the 10 000th post, then i posted after you and it registered as the 10 000th on the main page)? (so, i winnnn :O:).

So i won instead!!

[Reece]

Feuer Frei! bows out gracefully

[Feuer Frei!]

in good spirit and

[Reece]

says "atleast Herr-Berbunch lost"

[Feuer Frei!]

. The competition was fierce

[Reece]

but all good sports!

[Feuer Frei!]

Everyone is looking forward

[Herr-Berbunch]

to the dancing girls






Well done Reece, who in my book got the post numbered 10000.

But, you're both cheating bastards, using more words than allowed - even if you do squeezethemuptogether!

;)

[Feuer Frei!]

putting on a good





yes, although one must say that it was rigged from the start, i had no chance :O:

[Herr-Berbunch]

show around the poles :D

[Jimbuna]

not forgetting the welsh

[Feuer Frei!]

ladies who also joined

[Rockstar]

celebrating such a milestone

[Feuer Frei!]

such as this and

[Herr-Berbunch]

getting drunk in Cardiff

[CCIP]

on cheap Scotch and

[Jimbuna]

bottles of dry cider

[nikimcbee]

and bags of cheetos.

[Jimbuna]

Once met a perv

[nikimcbee]

whose name was Merv

[Gerald]

living close to mcbee

[Rockstar]

began a relationship with

[Jimbuna]

Vendor, unknown to most

[Gerald]

people, only Jim knows

[Jimbuna]

and has the video

[Feuer Frei!]

to prove it beyond

[TarJak]

the pale horse's ass

[Jimbuna]

protruding from Vendors mouth

[Herr-Berbunch]

was a great big

[Jimbuna]

Irish lean beef sausage

[Feuer Frei!]

which was his least

[Jimbuna]

concern considering the trauma

[Feuer Frei!]

he had thus far

[Rockstar]

involving Asiatic wild ass

[Feuer Frei!]

. So with hindsight it

[Jimbuna]

was a bum steer

[Herr-Berbunch]

that grabbed his attention

[Jimbuna]

with two large hands

[TarJak]

of bananas, eaten by

[Jimbuna]

a flea ridden rotweiller

[Snestorm]

who had forgotten to

[Reece]

take any laxatives so

[Snestorm]

the results were hard

[Feuer Frei!]

to measure precisely and

[Reece]

on the nose but

[Feuer Frei!]

Reece was given the

[Snestorm]

task of taking the

[Feuer Frei!]

male strippers to dinner

[Snestorm]

at the local kindergarten

[Jimbuna]

for the second time

[TarJak]

which he relished. Valuless

[Reece]

? Feuer Frei! enjoyed it!

[Feuer Frei!]

Reece's male strippers felt

[Jimbuna]

up his trouser leg

[Feuer Frei!]

, Reece let out a

[Jimbuna]

ferret from his knickers

[Feuer Frei!]

, the strippers giggled gaily

[Jimbuna]

noticing he was tadgerless

[nikimcbee]

played SH5 for five

[Jimbuna]

seconds and was sunk

[nikimcbee]

by a Geordie escort

[Jimbuna]

with a stubbly chin

[nikimcbee]

and rouge cheeks with

[Jimbuna]

NUFC tattooed on bicep

[nikimcbee]

and "Tarjak was here"

[Jimbuna]

on mcbees inner thigh

[nikimcbee]

. But fortunately, Jim awoke

[Jimbuna]

and took incriminating pictures

[Growler]

that looked totally photoshopped

[Reece]

of Feuer Frei! playing with

[Feuer Frei!]

Diablo 3 beta version

[Reece]

even though it sucks

[Feuer Frei!]

that it's not here

[Reece]

. One day whilst walking

[Jimbuna]

but way over there

[Reece]

Feuer Frei! kissed Mcbee then

[Jimbuna]

ran into the dungeon

[Reece]

for a passionate session

[Feuer Frei!]

viewing of Reece and

[Reece]

'seven of nine' kissing and fondling.

[Feuer Frei!]

The strippers were jealous

[Reece]

that Jim was playing

[Feuer Frei!]

with other male strippers

[Reece]

like Mcbee and Growler,

[Feuer Frei!]

who had an idea

[Jimbuna]

but no idea really

[Feuer Frei!]

, so it was left

[Reece]

for Jim's imagination to

[Herr-Berbunch]

think only of Vendor

[Reece]

prancing in a tutu

[Herr-Berbunch]

and started touching himself


:woot:

[Jimbuna]

with live terminal wires

[Feuer Frei!]

which were affixed to

[Jimbuna]

both of Vendors ears

[Feuer Frei!]

. The voltage went up

[Herr-Berbunch]

and lit his eyes

[Feuer Frei!]

, the lids fluttering wildly

[Herr-Berbunch]

as he managed to

[Feuer Frei!]

evade the most potent

[nikimcbee]

skunk smell ever emitted.

[Feuer Frei!]

The group members had

[Herr-Berbunch]

The girls arrived, finally

[nikimcbee]

Herr-Berbunch could learn about

[Herr-Berbunch]

their bras and knickers

[nikimcbee]

Which Herr-Berbunch had never

[Herr-Berbunch]

worn, unlike that McBee.

[nikimcbee]

Now Reece had swallowed

[Herr-Berbunch]

before, and now refused

[Feuer Frei!]

to do more for

[nikimcbee]

the Ministry of Silly

[Herr-Berbunch]

Words boss - Jim, who

[Jimbuna]

was the most intelligent

[Snestorm]

amongst the guests of

[Herr-Berbunch]

Prince Andrew's Pervy pals

[Jimbuna]

stole the crown jewels

[Herr-Berbunch]

until a beefeater spotted

[Jimbuna]

a mose hiding underneath

[nikimcbee]

Reece's skirt. Reece giggled,

[Jimbuna]

then spat it out

[Reece]

hitting Mcbee in the

[nikimcbee]

paw. Then Vendor entered

[Reece]

kicking Mcbee's backside, then

[Feuer Frei!]

retreated just as McBee

[Reece]

fell in the sewage

[Jimbuna]

Feuer Frei! was feeding on

[Feuer Frei!]

Bangers and Mash when

[Jimbuna]

the sewage was consumed

[Herr-Berbunch]

for dessert, before he

[Jimbuna]

started on the fish

[Reece]

that's when things started

[Feuer Frei!]

to become great when

[Reece]

finally his stomach erupted

[Herr-Berbunch]

after wafer thin mint

[Feuer Frei!]

was accidently ingested by

[Herr-Berbunch]

Mr Creosote - aka Reece!

[Jimbuna]

There wasn't a surgeon

[Herr-Berbunch]

who could fix his

[Feuer Frei!]

so the only thing

[Herr-Berbunch]

to do was put

[Feuer Frei!]

Reece away with the

[Gerald]

car, to buy cheese

[Jimbuna]

rest of the cattle

[Feuer Frei!]

were missing Reece already

[Herr-Berbunch]

with his sensual touch

[Feuer Frei!]

and sensual prowess which

[Gerald]

monkeys from the zoo

[Herr-Berbunch]

quickly fell pregnant, but

[Feuer Frei!]

it was quadriplets that

[nikimcbee]

reptilian lawyers had fathered.

[Herr-Berbunch]

They denied all knowledge

[nikimcbee]

but the evidence pointed

[Gerald]

to baboon conscience,so

[nikimcbee]

Vendor shrugged his sholders

[Herr-Berbunch]

and paid child support

[Feuer Frei!]

for he was responsible

[Herr-Berbunch]

for the baboon's predicament

[Feuer Frei!]

. The predicament was such

[flatsixes]

that unless help soon

[Herr-Berbunch]

stopped getting the bus

[Rockstar]

to drive in circles

[nikimcbee]

on those cursed roundabouts.:stare:

[Jimbuna]

the tyres would burst

[nikimcbee]

pimples in your direction:o

[Jimbuna]

those full of custard

[Feuer Frei!]

splattered all over the

[Jimbuna]

back of a banana

[Feuer Frei!]

peeling it automatically so

[Rockstar]

it slides easily down

[Reece]

the hands gripping it,

[nikimcbee]

the banana slipped out

[Feuer Frei!]

and lodged in Herr-Berbunch's

[nikimcbee]

wankle rotary engine. Then

[Feuer Frei!]

it was all systems

[Jimbuna]

going in two stroke

[Feuer Frei!]

hell, where Reece had

[Gerald]

different impact, on Reece

[Feuer Frei!]

than the rest of

[Herr-Berbunch]

the antipodean gay-pride marchers.

[Feuer Frei!]

The march was for

[Herr-Berbunch]

his right to wear

[Feuer Frei!]

pink frilly suspender belts

[Herr-Berbunch]

outside of his lederhosen

[Jimbuna]

in the vatican square

[Snestorm]

, sitting beside the pope

[Jimbuna]

in the pope mobile

[Gerald]

which is protected by

[Rockstar]

a barrel of monkeys

[Jimbuna]

made up of spam

[Feuer Frei!]

and lots of overused

[Gargamel]

condoms. But they continued

[Feuer Frei!]

to use the condoms

[Jimbuna]

as skins for sausages

[Feuer Frei!]

, Weiss Wurst to be

[Gerald]

laced with ham spices

[Herr-Berbunch]

was Vendors particular favourite

[Feuer Frei!]

although he also liked

[Herr-Berbunch]

to get his mouth

[Feuer Frei!]

around a Kranski which

[Herr-Berbunch]

was former russian weightlifter

[Rockstar]

and erotic pole dancer

[Herr-Berbunch]

called Kranski, Boris Kranski

[Jimbuna]

the egyptian snake charmer

[Herr-Berbunch]

whose 'snake' Vendor charmed ;)

[flatsixes]

out of his watch

[Jimbuna]

whilst the snake danced

[Herr-Berbunch]

to trip hop music

[Growler]

expertly played by McBee

[Jimbuna]

on his nappy sack

[Rockstar]

as he fondled little

[Feuer Frei!]

balls, called Hacky Sacks

[Gerald]

which is a new

[Feuer Frei!]

game, well for Vendor

[Jimbuna]

and the rest of

[TarJak]

Reece's boyfriends. Malcontents and

[Feuer Frei!]

misfits and cronies were

[TarJak]

common bedmates with no

[Feuer Frei!]

commitments to Reece apart

[Rockstar]

from sharing their STDs

[Feuer Frei!]

, which was unacceptable because

[Jimbuna]

the penguins were agonising

[Feuer Frei!]

over who should bathe

[Jimbuna]

the gay smelly eedjit

[Feuer Frei!]

. Once that was sorted

[Jimbuna]

they all got drunk

[Growler]

and pressed the button

[Jimbuna]

to go to Mars

[Feuer Frei!]

to have a blast!

[Jimbuna]

When everyone was younger

[Growler]

and far better looking

[Jimbuna]

than a urine stain

[Reece]

on Rockstar's pants, however

[Jimbuna]

his wife was amused

[Feuer Frei!]

to find that it

[Jimbuna]

actually belonged to her

[Feuer Frei!]

much to the dismay

[Rockstar]

of the roving band

[Reece]

of elves from Jim's

[Jimbuna]

lord of the rings

[Feuer Frei!]

. The Urukai were loving

[Jimbuna]

every minute of it

[Feuer Frei!]

, watching the lefthanded parade

[Jimbuna]

take the next right

[Rockstar]

off a shear cliff

[Jimbuna]

richards phony love song

[Rockstar]

sung blue everybody knows

[Jimbuna]

what Neil Diamond wants

[Reece]

, a new voice box!!

[Jimbuna]

or an x box